/ck/ - Food & Cooking

whip is kinda gross, mayo is good

>>19416935
>do people actually prefer an oil and egg emulsion over white trash soy paste for their day to day meals?
Shockingly they do.

This thread is a reminder to make your own mayo (to me too, I need to make another batch).
2 egg yolks
1-2 lemons juiced
1 (you don't need to use all of it) clove garlic, microplaned or otherwise finely crushed
1-3tbsp honey/sugar/maple syrup to taste
1-2 tsp salt
optional 1 tsp prepared or dry mustard
1.5 cups neutral oil
tiny pinch guar or xantham gum to get the thicc texture of commercial mayo
put the egg in a bowl
put everything else but the oil on top
pour the oil over
put an immersion blender in the bowl, pulsing, at lowest speed, then you can glue it all together once it starts turning to emulsion
you want it to be slightly over-flavorful because you aren't just eating it by itself
>Mayo just has no flavor at all.
fix this by making it yourself

>>19416935
>I prefer my turkey sandwiches sweet

tell me you're a burger without telling me you're a burger

>>19416993
I am a burger and proud of it. I also cut mayo from my very healthy fat burning chicken sandwiches from McDonalds because it is empty calories and adds no flavor to my 400 calories deep fried glued chicken chunk patty.

>>19416935
Mayo is just a fat. it's main purpose is to cover the bread so it doesn't get soggy from the water that's in the meat and vegetables.

Euros like to pretend they're superior to this, but the reality is that they just use cheese or butter on a sandwich for the same purpose. It's all just bread protection.

>>19416935
Miracle whip and caviar is pretty good

>>19416935
The only acceptable mayo is dukes

>>19416950
fpbp

>>19416977
what do you do with the leftover egg whites?

>>19416935
>>19416935
miracle whip is sugary...i don't know what. Soybean oil whipped up, probably.

>>19416935
Neither of those two, they both suck. I have taste and go for the Maries.

>>19416935
Mmmm... pure oil with sugar and artificial flavouring.

>>19417056
There is no acceptable mayo, mayo is for homosexuals and bulker types.

>>19418119
Fucking petroleum byproducts. Damn lame.

>>19417081
make a marang

>>19416935
Miracle whip for pasta salads and normal mayo for sandwiches, burgers, etc.

>>19416935
Good mayo has taste. Bad mayo doesn't. Spring for more expensive stuff and you'll see how different it is

You can also make your own, and if you like egg then add more to make it taste of eggs

>>19416950
you'd be surprised to know that people outside of 4chan aren't autistically obsessed with soy beans.

>>19418171
Its literally hydrogenated oil. Usually soybean because its cheap.

>>19416993
Sweet and savory complements poultry extremely well. Why do you think sweet and sour is the go-to dipping sauce for chicken nuggets? Or why general tso's chicken is the most popular chinese takeout menu item?
A chicken / turkey sammies isn't complete without the 'whip.

>>19418177
Those chixk and turkey sammachs are only complete on rye with swiss