/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19413428
Looks delicious

>>19413428
forbidden mayo

>>19413428

forbidden spaghet

big block of cheddar

>>19414348
Looks more like that fake velveeta trash

>>19413442
Forbidden Baguette

>>19413439
Step over to my deli section...

>>19414375
forbidden fried egg

>>19414398
fugg, I forgot to add the pic

>>19414399
>chegged
Forbidden flour to make forbidden bread

>>19414375
But I thought he didn't want to be bread?

>>19414401
lel.

>>19413428
doge meat

mmmmmm... Tastes like mineral oil.

forbidden turkey

>>19414433
Funny thing is..That's an art piece made out of bread.

forbidden ketchup

>>19414435
i'm sick of hearing that lie
to bake a loaf that big and detailed would be incredibly difficult

mom found the forbidden tea drawer

>>19414452
It's done over a frame with salt dough and egg wash, anon.

forbidden freeze pop

>>19414490
Forbidden nickL-Nip would also be acceptable

>>19414498
Mmm... blue raspberry + tropical punch flavor savory jelly

>>19414514
They don't don't appear to make any other flavors

>>19414534
what is it?

>>19414547
Someone fucked up a batch of fudge

>>19414569
Mmmmm...Cinnaboan

Forbidden ice cream.

Forbidden popcorn.

What are they hiding from us? Deliciousness?

>>19413428
It's like one of those rock roasts from BotW

forbidden nacho cheese

Sweetest of the transition metals

Forbidden grapes.

Forbidden smoothie.

>>19414616
Even knowing what it is I'd still lick it off her

>>19414625

>>19414642
how bout now?

Forbidden caviar.

I make my own birdfeed in a big pot and keep it near the back door, which is left open in Summer.
Someone found out.

>>19414616
Can someone change the yellow to a pearly white colour?

>>19414462
That's ox tongue isn't it?

>>19414459
An American classic

>>19414610
nah, marines are known to eat glue so it's fair to assume they would also try semtex

>>19414338
goddamn

>>19414352
>>19414348
>GOVT cheese
>no frills

>>19414886
>explosive diarrhea

>>19414691
how is this forbidden snack? forbidden snacks are thing that look like food but aren't.

>>19414886
explosive diarrhea

I have no idea what mental illness this is, but I have an extreme urge to bite a yellow Chevy Corvette front bumper.

>>19413889
The Venom energy drink and the bottle of Adderall really make that photo.

>>19413428
>>19414377

Jesus Christ Marie! They're Minerals!

>>19414593
one of these things is not like the others

>>19414696

>>19414591
holy shit is this real?

>>19414665
hamb

>>19413889
Why even bother translating "explosive" to French and Spanish when it's almost exactly the same word
like would some dumb frog see "explosive" and say "oh I dont know what that means, better put this in my oven like baguette"
it would make more sense to translate it to a language where the word isn't similar, like how it's Sprengstoff in German

>>19414616
That look on her face is a goddamn work of art.

>>19414620
lmfao what the fuck

>>19415168
Yeah it's elemental mercury and believe it or not, this man won't get poisoned by it. Elemental mercury can't get absorbed by the body.

>>19415127
I like the Japanese word for "Explosion".
It's Bakuhatsu.

>>19415173
i thought it's that it's fine if you touch it, but you don't want to ingest it. i have a hard time none of that is going to be absorbed in the digestive tract

>>19415000

>>19415333
To be absorbed in the digestive track it would need to be either water or fat soluble. In it's elemental form, less than 0.01% could potentially get absorbed. The main dangers with elemental mercury is contamination and vapors. Any mercuric salts contamination will fuck you up real good and the vapors can get past the blood/brain barrier. Athough to get ill from the vapors, you'd need to be exposed quite often for long periods of time.

>>19414401
being bread is fine actually

>>19415373
>you'd need to be exposed quite often for long periods of time.
there was some scientist that got like one drop of dimethyl mercury or something like that on her skin and it was basically her death sentence. she blogged about it and it was basically her descent into madness. she eventually died

>>19415127
Because French culture is self centered and they never ever EVER got over the fact that their language is universally dismissed and dying in every country it is not aggressively kept alive by top-down authoritarian micro management of culture and media. So they DEMAND every product in the entire world to cater to them, and if they don't get their will they enforce it legally within their borders, so you either can't sell your shit there, sell a special snowflake version, or just bend the knee.

>>19415469
>t. Hans still asshurt about Alsace-Lorraine

>>19415450
>dimethyl mercury
So not the same thing at all then.
Tablesalt is made of two substances that can kill you instantly, but not when they're salt.
Retard.

>>19415450
>HgMe2 vs. Hg
Apples to oranges, that's the point. Organomercury is absolute death but to get that from elemental mecury is quite an aggressive process, it's like comparing elemental oxygen to peroxide.

>>19415469
Sorry Francois, should have said PARISIAN culture is extremely self centered. Parts of france are so disgusted by them they don't even use the "french" flag unless legally obligated to. International opinion of france would improve by just carpetbombing all of paris.

>>19415489
Sorry Francois, should have said PARISIAN culture is extremely self centered. Parts of france are so disgusted by them they don't even use the "french" flag unless legally obligated to. International opinion of france would improve by just carpet bombing all of paris.
That said, most of the rest of france is p cool.

>>19414897
Plenty of other animal pics in the thread, pedantic faggot.
How about contributing instead of being a little nazi shit?
Is that how you're spending your weekend? Bitching about minor details in 4chan posts?

>>19415545
This looks really cool, what causes this?

>>19415561
I have absolutely no idea but the bark looks like it's been on fire.

>>19415127
It's probably not decided case by case. The rule is probably just you need to label it in languages of the country you're selling it and so they do it.
This is a dumb post, man. You can do better. Don't let the urge to be contrarian make you act silly.

>>19414619
Mmm... Chinese soup.

>>19415614
If it needs to be labeled in the languages of the country it's sold in then why is "Explosive" in 3 languages but "Danger" is only in two? Sounds like you're the dumb one anon

>>19413428
other than amethyst crystals with colors have usually been dyed.

>>19415545
Look at this mad esl lil faggot, mad that I called out his trash. I contributed plenty you mad lil bitch boy, now shut your mad bitch ass.

>>19413428
join the crew

>>19413428
Is that a deep-fried jawbreaker?

>>19415765
>ESL
how many languages do you speak, anon?

Forbidden soup.

>>19413428

>>19414338
Forbidden Tom Collins? Color is off, maybe a mojito?

>>19416268
why does my mind think this is animated?

>>19416400

>>19416419
low quality analog, liveleak-esque, looks like a battlefield. i thought it was a gif too

>>19413428
>YWN eat the geode ham

>>19414548
those are fucking lollipops and nothing else will convince me otherwise

>>19414399
>>19414400
>>19414375

>>19415765
>angery
>obese

>>19414459

>>19415648
fordite?

>>19414680
>Forbidden French Onion Soup

>>19416522
yes

>>19414649
why shoop it?

>>19415545
do you really not understand the meme here?

>>19416503
Dunno if anyone's had pizza from Pizza Pizza, but... this is accurate.

>>19416033
Technically a Jamaican Patty is a variant of the Beef Wellington. And I just made every Toronto expat/escapee itt drool.

>>19416649
There's no way patties are just a Toronto thing.

>>19416685
It's a fucking pasty, so it's not even remotely original.

>>19414459
>one last trip.... to flavor town

>>19414562
How'd he manage to get a hummingbird to lie still like that in his hands?

Don't tell me the little bird is dead. They're far too cute to contemplate such a thing.

>>19416753
goddamn it, now I want forbidden mac & chee.

>>19416400
is this rinotuna? love his art

>>19416767
Might have found it exhausted and was nursing it.

>>19416734
You're fucking pasty.

>>19416753
Moments when you realize how fucking hungry you really are. That isn't even food and I want to eat it.

Some people, even those who aren’t vegetarians, have a problem with people eating veal because they think baby cows are mistreated. When eating veal I always think of all the crazy situations a living being can be born into. Being born just to get slaughtered for your flesh at less than a year old would be a pretty nutty existence. And then to have your meat turned into delicious veal parmigiana and then eaten by some Italian-American mobster like John Gotti or Don Corlione, OMG get the fuck outta here, zing!

>>19416685
Obviously not - look at the fucking name. It's just a matter of frankly unreasonable circumstance that Toronto, the world's largest open-air prison is the only place where you can reliably and cheaply get a good Jamaican beef patty.

>>19416827
*In this country (as in Canada), I meant to add.

>>19416767

Hummingbirds don't struggle because they can't afford to waste the energy.

>>19416841
Wtf, wasps have even less energy but they will still willingly die stabbing the shit out of you.

>>19416851
Hummingbirds believe in a good and just world. Wasps know you're a cunt.

>>19416419
>>19416436
its the graphite nuclear rod holder from the chernobyl disaster
its what made them first realize it wasn't just a minor explosion but the actual core exploded

>>19416930
waspbros...

>>19415688
>chegged
I'll bet clean-up was delicious!
SRY, I'm out of The FORBIDDEN FOODS.

>>19416483
MALK!!

>>19416503
>>19416591
YUP...
Not even A LEAF, But I travelled to Toronto once, pre-2K..
ACCURATE.

>>19416522
>Checked
>>19416547
OH SHID!!
The Geologists are here..
Be COOL everyone...

>>19416649
They sell them in the States at the Dollah Tre
They really hit the spot if you just doan wanna cook.
Personally, I pan fry mine in butter-- Microwaved just doesn't do 'em justice.

>>19416522
Fordnite :D

>>19414400
>>19414401
he will be baked soon Alhamdulillah

>>19416819
A little On the nose politics-wise DYT?
>>19416777
>TRIPS
Would Smash.

>>19416930
Ahhhh...
I CAN'T disagree...

>>19414620
>WITNESS ME

>>19416767
Humming birds basically operate in two modes:
Go, and Crash. There's no real in between. I'm guessing this one passed out from a lack of nectar and he found it while it was recuperating.

>>19414348
Some round cheese for youse guys.

>>19417045
Script Fail?
Try XENXadrine! It will smooth over those rough spots of DATA breach and other tech anomolies..

>>19414548
imagine youve got a little tickle in your anus and you getting after it with this bad boy.

>>19413428

>>19415221
breaking news: weeb loves japanese thing

>>19414487
I still feel like it would be easier to just bake a person.

>>19415561
it's a tree burl. from what i can gather, it's callus tissue that the tree forms as a result of disease, insect damage, or pruning. its basically a tree tumor, and it mainly affects redwood trees.

>>19414622
wait are you not supposed to eat these
I used to eat them all the time

Which Sip is your favorite?

>>19414471
>mum found the tea drawer

>>19414591
Chinese takeout was extra fresh today

>>19417338
Maybe...
But all that STRUGGLING...
Maybe a moar passive, "Entree"?

>>19416767
Had a hummingbird fall out of its nest. K picked it up and gave it some of that nectar shot from my feeder. Guy perked up and flew away.

>>19417344
You're not supposed to eat these juicy looking poisonous moonseed berries. It's fatal to children. Maybe you ate some wild grapes instead?

>>19417449
they grew from a tree
I didn't know what they were but they were sour and tasted good.

>>19416997
I ordered that pie 3 weeks ago, good soup.

>>19417452
>I ated the purple berries

>>19417452
Okay, just remember that if the seeds look like these they're moonseeds.

>>19417473
oh nop it had multiple crunchy seeds in them

No you can't eat it.

>>19413428
It looks a d sounds so fucking good
A salty snack that isn't crunchy like chips or cheese puffs but sometimes that's a little tough
You can just tell by the colour that it's extremely flavorful
It's sweet squid flavored which sounds great, like squid with sweet and sour sauce
They are probably garlicky too

>>19417350
Definitely Radiator Coolant. It's magically delicious (Really!), and it'll get you where you want (the grave).

>>19417476
Not with that attitude.

Salami by the foot/salami rollups sounds fucking brilliant now

>>19417473
they taste awful, so I doubt he was eating them, one bite and it’s in the trash.

>>19417476
I thought play doh was deliberately formulated to be non toxic and digestible

>>19417502
Yeah. It's fascinating how far we've come, and preserved the knowledge of staying the fuck away from so many delicious looking deadly things.

>>19417513
She's saying its hers and you can't have any

>>19414416
What is this actually?

>>19417569
Clay.

>>19414615
???

>>19417681
That's a red poisonous baneberry. It also comes in funky white. The red ones looks tempting, innit?

>>19414408
good fucking lord almighty what in god's name is that room

>forbidden foods

>>19417704
looks like something that you'd find growing on another planet, or in some mound of quivering, pulsating flesh.

>>19417704
why do some plants are like "hey bro, look at me delicious fruits how 'bout you take sum and spread me seeds with your shit eh?" and others are like "YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY FRUITS AND I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU HEAR MOTHERFUCKER!?" Nature is weird man...

>>19417479
And why can't you?

>>19417713
probably post-flood

>>19417736

Some plants have seeds that get damaged by mammalian digestion, so they try to make sure their fruit gets eaten by birds instead.

Forbidden lollipop.

>>19417939
big night out he had lol

>>19417619
yummy

>>19415733
because danger is spelled the same in English and French, it's been properly labelled for all 3 languages using only two words.
They do the same thing with food packaging when the translation is identical.

Forbidden jello pool.

>>19415098
It's AI

>>19414547
dyed sculptor's clay probably

>>19414649
War Mode

soosh

>>19414642
>Go on, dig in

>>19414616
*romantic music plays*

>>19418288
Reminds me of the time that me and my buddy collected a bunch of golfball and threw them in a furnace for shits and giggles.

You can learn a lot about golfballs just from watching them explode. Turns out that they're super varied in their construction. Some of them would just kinda burn away, others would engulf in flames, and then every once in a while, one of them would explode into a pile of rubber bands.
Lotta fun, highly recommend it.

>>19415000
I love it when the paint lady is hot. She always gets moved up to customer service though.

>>19414479
The forbidden briquette?

>>19414591
Saved

>>19417077
Don't think I haven't thought of it. Wish I had the world's smallest nuke. Where the mushroom cloud was the size of marble. I'd set those off on the surface of my itchy asshole daily.

>>19418507

>>19416997
>>19417458
There is something wrong with their cheese. I swear there's lead in it - I can feel that shit weighing me down just thinking about it.

>>19417773
You probably could - it looks like they make them with edible ingredients, but they're fish bait.

Japan is really outdoing itself with its fake food displays.

>>19413442
huhuhu sssaved
>>19414338
jolly rancher or hard cardy, a special edition flavor like pina colada or agave.
>>19414436
classic

>>19414672
>>19414676
wait a second... these are too close for comfort.

>>19415648
watermelon of the gods and beautiful formation desu
>>19415664
hehe

>>19414408
Imagine turning the fan on and seeing how quick the room fills up with spores

>>19418507
bro's got worms LOL

>>19414471
>it's filled with pee

>>19414922
It's the giggle switch for me

>>19416419
It's almost certainly a single frame taken from a video feed of some sort.

>>19419755
what is this? Why are the tanks like that? Has to Soviet nonsense

>>19419725
Didn't even notice that.
Amazing.

>>19419763
It's a war memorial.

>>19419763
Art piece, probably in ex-Warsaw pact country.

>>19419763
Lebanese, designed by a frog.

>>19414435
haha yeah that'd what we did

>>19414649
you types are so sad

>>19415545
>muh nazi
Go back to your subreddit, it should have reopened by now

>>19416649
Everyone hates Toronto you darkie invader.

>>19420718
>>>19416419
what type is that?

>>19420748
What's left to invade? But yeah, from the bowels of this Calhounian hell, I plot to free my fellow rodents. I just doubt that they'll leave with me.
(I got a pretty decent job lined up in Victoria. I start remotely in August, with occasional visits, and everything's getting put in motion for me to move there in January. I cannot wait to leave this shithole behind.)

>>19420798
Accurate, but needs more political headgear, flags, bibles and test tubes. With the final two frames featuring an overzealous vaccine supporter and an antivaxxer shouting "YOU'RE ALIVE!" and embracing each other, then succumbing to monkeypox.

>>19421478
>the American dream

>>19414466
bavi

>>19420738
I can put up with regular nazis here just fine.
It's the prescriptivists I despise

>>19414408
how does that even happen? Not that I actually want to know

>>19414620
if that's mercury he's dead from just touching it

>>19416939
>graphite
you didn't see graphite anon, because it is NOT there

>>19414616
>American cheese is so bad and synthetic a girl covered in industrial yellow paint can be mistaken for being covered in cheese

>>19414498
>rester's choice
That's a hilarious brand name.

>>19414614
Nothing inspires confidence in a product's efficacy like a large star sticker that says
>THIS PRODUCT WORKS!

>>19422007
I don't care if a product is confident or not. I just want a product that works

>>19417489
kek

>>19415733
>Wojak poster

>>19414674
What's forbidden about it? Too tangy?

>>19422532
kek!

>>19417736
Nature is often depicted as a woman for good reason.

>>19419871
The frogs always design the worst shit. Everytime I visit my family in New York and see that giant green bitch, I'm filled with a sense of dread. And have you seen their fancy tower? It's full of holes and ugly as sin.

>>19421965
That takes years of exposure

>>19413428

>>19414620
>>19415168
>>19415173
It's colloidal silver.

>>19415221
No one asked

>>19416573
Because they have nothing else in their lives

>>19422614
It's mercury.
https://youtu.be/FCFOKGWEyjU?t=967
Another video set in the same factory. They insist that it's not dangerous because the facility is kept below the evaporation point.

>>19422614
I would love to see you dipping your hand in liquid silver and taking a sip, you dumb fuck.

>>19421965
>>19422905
It's actually mercury salts that are the most dangerous. External contact with mercury isn't really a big deal as long as you aren't constantly being exposed, it's when it gets into your body (either from being in the form of a soluble salt, a deposit in foods such as fish, or a gas from being allowed to evaporate) that it displays it's incredible toxicity.

>>19420748
Canada has always been a shithole whiteboi. It's mostly your fault, too.

This is a very interesting thread

>>19414433
Mister Hickey, stop this madness!

>>19417350
I could use some of that coolant. This heatwave is killing me.

>>19417535
>She

>>19418402
>forbidden

>>19413428
this entire thread is reddit trash

>>19421960
Abandoned house in a humid place

>>19423668
you must be new here.

>>19414498
I used to sneak into the freezer and drink those as a kid.

>>19417515
Oh, those are bleeding hearts, right? Those are flowers, my parents used to have one of them in the back hard.

>>19422928
>colloid
>"A homogeneous noncrystalline substance consisting of large molecules or ultramicroscopic particles of one substance dispersed through a second substance. Colloids include gels, sols [like colloidal silver], and emulsions; the particles do not settle, and cannot be separated out by ordinary filtering or centrifuging like those in a suspension."

But it's not colloidal silver. If it were, and if he was drinking that regularly, he'd eventually wind up with argyria (blue skin) and maybe kidney and vision problems. Being elemental mercury, he'll pass most of it. A small amount will vaporize, and that's no good for piggy's digestion. Any bonding with methyl or ethyl radicals (if he's been eating fruit or drinking alcohol) is also not great...

>>19423668
reddit is nice sometimes, I'm subbed to some really obscure shit I wouldn't find anywhere else.

>>19424118
quintessential 4chan post in 2023

>>19423668
Including you

>>19423854
What did it taste like?

>>19415127
fucking mutts man...

>>19424575
I feel so incredibly guilty for laughing at this... but then again, I did laugh when one of my marines decided to get some "forbidden tuna" after I warned him not to.

>>19424522
what country are you from

>>19424586
ukraine.

>>19424602
draft dodging coward

>I feel so incredibly guilty for laughing at this... but then again, I did laugh when one of my marines decided to get some "forbidden tuna" after I warned him not to.

>>19424125
nu channers have absolutely no issue with reddit and think the reddit hate here is just some ancient in joke. I see reddit links posted unironically daily. Most of the newfags COME from reddit. it's over

>>19424618
i prefer to leave it to mutts and other flavours of golem to die for the enrichment of their kike masters. eat shit and die faggot.

>>19424633
>reddit is nice sometimes, I'm subbed to some really obscure shit I wouldn't find anywhere else
that's me
>nu channers
I'm 32 been here for a decade at least

>>19424640
we're not the ones being drafted to get our legs blown off by drones for a literal faggot jew and big oil companies. enjoy being our new overseas puppet state if you don't end up giving your bussy to a russian bvll lol

>>19424575
that's funny considering the video that just popped up of a ukie squad getting fucked trying to leave a minefield

>>19424700
joke's on you, ive been out since 01. and you foreskinless golems are definitely sooner on the chopping block than i at the rate things are going.

>>19424702
yeah, he didnt stick the superhero landing.

>>19424674
Never to late to go back.
>>>/r/eddit

>>19424708
>yeah, he didnt stick the superhero landing.
KEK!!
IDKY but I've been on a Tracy Lords Tear L8Ly..
https://youtu.be/Inhi3gDiSLs

>>19424775
maybe im just too old for the song and the movie.
man, the movie was such utter dogshit, possibly because back then i still had expectations for things, after 300 and watchmen that shit was just vile.
i wonder if it wouldve worked as a chinese cartoon, especially one where the bimbo would have multiple episodes to become an actual character you could care about - maybe then the action shenanigans would have felt impactful.

>>19424744
nah I'm good where I am brotendo, beside, seeing you guys seethe about a stupid website is kinda funny.

>>19424810
>man, the movie was such utter dogshit
I never saw Sucker punch--by that time I was aware that it was all MK ultra indoctrination..
GRRL Powwa, right?
Strikes me as turd wave feminism...fuck that.
>i wonder if it wouldve worked as a chinese cartoon, especially one where the bimbo would have multiple episodes to become an actual character you could care about - maybe then the action shenanigans would have felt impactful.
You are too smart 4 4Troons.
There ARE better places...

>>19424843
>There ARE better places...
hey, these things take time, my mom is still alive so i cant off myself yet.

>>19424857
Awwwww, no ANON... Not like that.

>>19414377
gabagool

>>19414698
THAT IS A COCK, ANON! A COCK!

>>19416503