/ck/ - Food & Cooking

2/2

nothing, too expensive.

>turn 360 and walk away

>>19407669
glass of water

>>19407669
Those dishes all sound so wanky. The only thing on that menu that interests me is the Alotta Burrata

>>19407669
>>19407671
i'm not reading all that. although british cuisine is absolutely repulsive, they get one thing done right: the graphical menus

>>19407671
>Only foreign thing on the menu
>The only thing they're too afraid to do wordplay with
Lame. Now pick from this menu.

>>19407707
I didn't even notice that. That is too funny.

>>19407705
Scotch Eggs thanks and a Steak, Bacon & Ale Pie

>>19407707
Big Sexy Porter House with KWAB sauce please

>>19407671
oh boy cheesecak...
>"cheesecake"
>non dairy cheesecake
where's the booze menu?

>>19407669
Nacho libre

>>19407669
>>19407671
One of the most pretentious menus I've ever seen. I actually can't even a pick an appetizer. Nacho libre maybe? The curried lamb is probably ok.

>>19407669
>>19407671
>Fried Yams
>Vegetarian Bibimbop
>King Dong Cake
Should fill me up, would only order if someone treated me though because $50 is a bit much for one meal

>>19407669
I Dip, You Dip for the table

Would ask what the soup du jour is, get a cup if it's something good.

The Brisket. Everything else honestly sounds mid. I'd try the Eggplant on a second trip if the place was good.

If they want dessert, we split the creme brulee with flourless chocolate cake.

>>19407888
If you're eating at a place like this, it's either a special event or you have the money to spend.

>>19407669
1/2 an order of 1 yam. Not fried. Split with my date. No bread. If you bring bread I'll burn the place down. And I don't want to be bothered until 15 minutes after closing.

>>19407906
>>19407899
>>19407904
>>19407888
>>19407728
>>19407707
>>19407702
>>19407673
What do you guys order from the REAL menu?

>>19407920
>dude lord of the rings
>dude alcohol
that's manchild daycare food

>>19407920
14 orders of nazis won the war.

>>19407707
there is a wordplay, retardfriend. The true dish name is "bibimbap", they named it "bibimbop" instead to signal it's a "bop" as the kids would say

>alotta burrata
>turn up the beet
>sweet cheeks
>king dong cake with port pairing

Dumb names aside, pretty much everything sounds good.

>>19407669
>>19407671
Not using $s is so pretentious.

>>19408350
I was just thinking the complete opposite.

>>19407707
Ah, the 'I'm overcompensating for my tiny junk by acting like a mans man' menu

>>19407669
I’d get the sweet cheeks. Fish collar and face is the best meat but you don’t often see it on a menu

>>19407671
I order a cab outta there.

>>19407671
>jasmine rice instead of sticky japonica
>shaving your pork instead of using grorious blackhair
>mixing wakame salad with your rice
>no goh-choo-jaeng
Kevin Nash got raped in the summer of 1992

>>19407669
>>19407671
jej nice gay dish names

>>19407669
For starters I'll have the Alotta Burrata. The main course will be Sweet Cheeks, and for dessert I'll have the cheesecake please.

The names of the dishes are rather silly, but if they taste good it's fine.

>>19407669
HOT LOVIN'

>>19407669
>>19407671
I'd go to a local Indian place.

>>19410383
ur gonna get the runs

>>19410711
i have a strong immune system

>>19411198
not strong enough for their fecal bacteria

this menu just isn't feasible, too many fucking ingredients and cuisines. the prices would be way higher even, and even higher still if you want good meats and produce that isn't commodity shit

>>19411315
and I didn't even see the house baked bun. you know how much time and work it takes to make bread in house?

>>19407705
>no prices
enjoy your $10 pastries

I Dip, You Dip, Turn Up The Beet, and a Big Jack, please. My child bride will have a glass of plain water.

>>19407671
brisket with shrimp on the side and a king kong diddly cake
>>19407707
kwab, also a fillet-o-fuck with chips, bread and shrimp.

>>19407671

>KING DONG CAKE