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America is a hot dog from a roadside stand in the summer.

>> No.19406658

>>19406654
True, brother

>> No.19406659
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19406659

>>19406654
Or, better yet, two hot dogs.

>> No.19406660

>>19406659
You fucking communist! TWO HOT DOGS?! I FUCKING TRUSTED YOU!

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>>19406654
Is this in central Michigan?

>> No.19406668

>>19406660
I ate 5 hot dogs yesterday for dinner, but they weren’t very good :(
>>19406659
Why did you cover them in all that shit. Also how do you still have the old iphone filename, as a filthy applebaby any image I post nowadays shows up as a different format nowadays

>> No.19406672

>>19406668
What format?

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>>19406672
Whatever this post shows up as, though I’m sure gookmoot will troll me and it will show up in the old style

>> No.19406683

>>19406659
HEY BILLY, WHY DID YOUR MOM LET YOU HAVE TWO WIENERS???

>> No.19406689
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>>19406654
>>19406659
HELL yeah! That's MY America!

>> No.19406701

>>19406689
Your country is responsible for all evils in this world, what are your thoughts on this?

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>>19406701
Being good is for pussies, Sven

>> No.19406735

>>19406654
That's actually poop

>> No.19406736

>>19406654
ITS A RIDE IN A CHEVROLET

>> No.19406760

>>19406736
MOVIE THEATER

>> No.19406771
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>> No.19406779

>>19406659
No fucking onions!

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>>19406779
Prude

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>>19406701
>he thinks his country has committed/commits 0 atrocities
sad!

>> No.19406793

All American food has seed oil and high fructose corn syrup pumped into it. Why would you eat it?

>> No.19406801

bet that third hotdog is in your ass. We all know what goes down at those stands.

>> No.19406810

>>19406791
Nigger I’m a bong, pretty sure we’ve committed more atrocities than any other country in history. That being said we’re not the ones currently restricting the rights and invading the privacy of countries world wide at this minute. The british empire was always fairly libertarian (as empires go) it’s the puritanical burgers that insist on bending the world to their retarded whims. Reminder that your little revolution was actually a result of britain telling you to stop expanding into native territory and LOWERING taxes (thus dropping the profits of the American tea companies). The bullshit propaganda you get taught in schools is laughable

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>>19406654
Nobody gonna take my car
I'm gonna race it to the ground
Nobody gonna beat my car
It's gonna break the speed of sound
Ooh it's a killing machine
It's got everything
Like a driving power big fat tires
And everything
I love it and I need it
I bleed it
Yeah it's a wild hurricane
Alright hold tight
I'm a highway star

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>>19406810
Show me your penis

>> No.19406817

>>19406793

It's the only way they are capable of staying alive. Any "culture" that willingly eats what looks like a Type 6 on the Bristol Stool/Shit Chart with a shard of crystal methamphetamine shat on top of a cold, sugar filled "bun" is worthless.

>> No.19406820

>>19406816
I’m sorry DW-chan you’re a child and that would be very illegal

>> No.19406848

>>19406810
>The british empire was always fairly libertarian
Let's talk about how you can't have guns and you get arrested for saying nigger or faggot on facebook

>> No.19406853

>>19406820
Goddammit I wish I could read :(

>> No.19406858

>>19406848
Actually most guns are technically legal and not actually that hard to obtain, though you do need a decent reason to own them. Our hate speech laws are pretty gay though, but have recently been rolled back somewhat by our paki in chief

>> No.19406874

>>19406858
So you could probably have a pump action shotgun or something right? Assuming you live in a rural area

>> No.19406883

>>19406874
You can get proper rifles and stuff, I know people with them. Maybe not fully automatic (not exactly an expert on guns) but the range you are allowed is larger than most people think. The big banned thing is handguns, because of dunblane where some guy killed a bunch of primary schoolers with them

>> No.19406900

>>19406659
disgusting cheapo bun = disgusting hot dog

>> No.19406917

>>19406654
>>19406659
These look fucking awful. The hotdog is clearly the lowest quality dog you can buy, I can taste it just glaring at it.

You have shit taste and it's sad this represents American for you, but maybe it's fitting. Really and truly gross

>> No.19406921

>>19406917

There aren't even any grill marks. They looked boiled or microwaved. Yuck.

>> No.19406924

>>19406659
>kraut and mustard
Very based taste anon.

>> No.19406928

>>19406917
The hot dog is Thumann’s, commonly known by hot dog experts as one of the best.

>> No.19406932

>>19406928
Do you get them in Michigan?

>> No.19406951

>>19406659
Nice completos anon

>> No.19406986

>>19406883
Oh okay. What you're describing sounds basically like California and New York. They won't let people have rifle magazines over 10 rounds, no handguns without a permit (which they wont issue) etc. But you can own semi auto rifle with low capactity mags or have bolt action rifles, shotguns or whatever.

>> No.19406989

>>19406654
America is a ham hock in your cornflakes

>> No.19407023

>>19406654
>>19406659
Why did you put bolognese sauce on your hotdog though?