/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19394625
>eat spoiled and/or undercooked meat
>get food poisoning
>die
many such cases
if you have diarrhea for 3 days in a row you should go to the hospital

time to inject someones poop

>>19394630
This would equate to a thousand trips to the hospital over my lifetime.

>>19394630
2 other people ate the lasagna and didn't have any problems

>>19394625
take some immodium. but then when you’re done with the squirts it’ll be very dry and painful shit

>>19394625
you're dying mate go to the hospital ffs

>>19394635
Your gut is WEAK. I have eaten many spoiled shit and freaking mold over the years and my occasional diarrhea is just shitting liquid once and it’s done.

Probably lactose intolerance? Are you some variety of brown?

>>19394656
maybe you should sell your elite poop in poop capsules so other people can get ur microbiome??

>>19394656
I normally eat like the guy from osmosis jones so that's why this has thrown me for a loop. The noodles seemed wet/oily or something when I was eating the leftovers but nobody else had problems
>>19394680
Nope, pale as snow and love me milk

>>19394634
what the fuck do you eat, can only remember getting it once in the past 2 years

>>19394635
Okay, well you clearly have some kind of pathogen that's living in your gut. Take a round of antibiotics and then hit the live-culture kefir and high-fiber foods hard for a few months, no alcohol either. You're going to have completely rebuild your gut biome.

>>19394625
what else did you eat besides the lasagna

>>19394722
>cooked day 1
>I receive leftovers on day 2
>day 2 evening have 1 of 2 pieces
>day 3 have nothing but the other piece
>later that night almost shit pants

>>19394736
you clearly left it out too long on day 2

>>19394743
Doesn’t matter if you’re going to heat it up again

>>19394749
absolutely incorrect. pasta and rice can harbor pathogens that product toxins that don't get destroyed by heat.

>>19394743
It went straight in the fridge. Would the yellow coloring make it an issue with the pasta? Could pasta that gets moist before being cooked do this

>>19394749
>>19394754
produce* toxins
You might kill the critters, but you can't kill the toxins they create.

>>19394625
tablespoon apple cider vinegar in 1 cup tea or juice or something

>>19394756
I don't know man. Go to the hospital.

>>19394754
>>19394757
On already cooked food in some sort of packaging, you’d have to leave it out for several days in sauna like conditions.

>>19394764
I don't trust them anymore

>>19394625
Just stop eating so much for a few days. Drink water.

>>19394631
>inject
They have pills now, anon can just eat it.

>>19394644
I don't think you're supposed to take immodium if youre genuinely sick since i think the diarrhea is your body attempting to get rid of contaminated food

>>19395428

Keep fermented foods all the time. If you ever feel like your gut biome got fucked in the ass then just have some kefir or sauerkraut and voila, fixed.

>>19394625
Maybe next time try some Stouffers. It's pretty good especially with some extra sauce on it, better when jazzed up than anything my family or fancy restaurant comes up with.
Party on!

>>19396670
Who the fuck is going around calculating ass biome at 3 am in the morning? What are you some kind of freak wearing spandex?

>>19394680
There's barely any lactose in cheese. It wouldn't cause diarrhea for multiple days either.

>>19394635
It could've been something you ate before that. I had undercooked chicken once and it took 2 or 3 days for the symptoms to start.

>>19397344
You can have my spare diarrhea from when I have a hangover, I'll package it up real nice for you.

>>19397360
Just what I've always wanted!

>>19397355
What are you some kind of cultist? Didn't you look at or smell the chicken or anything you eat first, it's as if your some kind of professional complainer.

>>19397373
It happened in a restaurant. It was undercooked in the center but I had already eaten some when I saw.