/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I love the Nathan's hotdog competition. I love independence day celebrations. I love the fireworks.
I love the cookouts with dogs, burgers, potato salad, mac n cheese, chips, baked beans, and kegs of tranny beer. I love slip n slides, pool parties, and I love being an American. It's gonna be a fucking blast, burgerbros.
GOD BLESS AMERICA.

>>19384430
Damn, that guy can really throat those meat tubes.

>>19384430
>Has there ever been a greater athlete?

>>19384430
disgusting

>>19384430
What do they feel like the next day? That's a lot of salt surely they get really thirsty?

>>19384513
do they actually digest the hotdogs?

What's the point? If you're not even enjoying the food and you don't need their nutrients, it's just a waste. At least with olympic athletes their bodies improve after exercise.

>>19384728
$10,000

>>19384430
Impressive feat but personally I think these contests are super retarded and a waste of food. But meh to each their own. 71 hotdog's man unbelievable, how doesn't his stomach rupture?

>>19384854
Why is it a waste of food? Do they throw it up after?

>>19384476
BASED
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>>19384430
>ducking your biggest rival

>>19384516
How can declining western corn even compete?

>>19384868
Probably, that amount of salt, fats and sugar is enough to send you to a coma

>>19384430
at least we beat the asians at eating still

god bless trump america

>>19384430
>last year's competition, when he choke slammed that protesting leftist faggot, competed with a broken leg, and still won.

The greatest sporting even I have ever witnessed

>>19384516
What do you think the guy is writing down? Probably how much he loves everything, and they just like him for his writes down things in a notepad personality. Smart guy.

>>19384488
Soon he will need a motorized scooter to get around. Someone post the meme of Randy as Jabba the Hut and Katina as slave Leia.

>>19384584
I don't know if they've ever answered, how big are the craps they have. Is it a bunch of regular ones throughout the next day or one big massive one where it blows everything apart down there.

Is it easier to participate in these sorts of events if you don't have a gag reflex?

>>19384476
Based. The fourth always makes me happy, even if everything's gone to shit. I love our country.

>>19384476
cheers

>>19384584
>do they actually digest the hotdogs?
Not entirely. Since this is a Nathan's competition, the contestants get a bill afterwards for all the hot dogs they eat. But there's a vomit trough behind the stage, and you can "return" undigested partial hot dogs, which get recycled into the Nathan's next batch of pink slime. Then you get a credit towards your bill, based on vomit weight. In the past, some competitors tried to game the system by swallowing a bunch of lead fishing weights beforehand, so now Nathan's has on-site chemical analysis to separate out foreign objects, stomach acid, etc, to ensure that you get charged the maximum for any food that might have already moved into the small intestine.

>>19384584
>do they actually digest the hotdogs?
Not entirely. Since this is a Nathan's competition, the contestants get a bill afterwards for all the hot dogs they eat. But there's a vomit trough behind the stage, and you can "return" undigested partial hot dogs, which get recycled into the Nathan's next batch of pink slime. Then you get a credit towards your bill, based on vomit weight. In the past, some competitors tried to game the system by swallowing a bunch of lead fishing weights beforehand, so now Nathan's has on-site chemical analysis to separate out foreign objects, stomach acid, etc, to ensure that you get charged the maximum for any food that might not have already moved into the small intestine.

>>19385014
Nips aren't human and he knew the rules

>>19384476
must be nice to be so enthusiastic and happy about something

>>19385891
>What do you think the guy is writing down?
"Corn."