/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What's the fastest way to shred chicken? I been using my hands but somebody said a stand mixer? Sounds messy

>>19379249
In Poland they have old style cafeterias from the commie era called "milk bars". They have home style cooked food and you push a tray

There's always the Korova

something that were called "milk halls" had existed until WW2 in Japan.

mommy milky hall...

>>19379252
I saw some gimmick kitchen gadget that was basically bear claw knuckledusters for shredding meat. Dunno if it works as well as they showed on TV thoughever.

>>19379249
Poland is full of those XD fr

>>19379255
So what's your poison? Vellocet, synthmesc, or drenchrom?

Milk Bars are totally a thing in Poland (they were big in the Cold War time, most closed down since, many still remain) but they aren't anything like that Zelda thing.

It's a self-service canteen style establishment (buy at the counter, take to your table yourself), with very cheap, low-to-mid quality food, served very quickly. The menu has only a small amount of meat-based dishes, but a broad range of ones based on dairy - crepes with sweetened cottage cheese, fruit pierogi, porridge, eggs, and so on. Kefir is very often on the menu, alongside cocoa and just milk, but don't expect "artisan" stuff, just bulk-bought.

These milk bars are government-subsidized, but also needing to adhere to quite strict requirements regarding pricing, produce groups proportions, suppliers etc. A remnant of era bygone, important to provide warm meals to the poor.

>>19379450
That sounds pretty comfy.

>>19379450
Sovl... meanwhilst in Norgay we only have filthy alcohol bars

The cafeteria in my school is called milk bar

>>19379450
Wait.
Can I meet girls like that in polish milk bars?

>>19379468
As long as no drunk hobos are causing ruckus, it is. Some of these bars are complete crap, but a lot of them are quite proud of their craft and make some very decent food on the restricted resources they have, and make the decor and atmosphere quite homely and friendly. You won't see hipster stuff like chalkboard walls with stupid slogans or designer furniture, but rather stylish regular furniture, lush, well maintained potted plants, wooden decor and such.

>>19379532
Yes, such women are common here

>>19379532
Look for a bar in vicinity of a university or some college, and you'll meet plenty. Students are a big part of the clientele, and girls like these are quite common there. (if you choose a bar on the outskirts, you'll also meet plenty of girls like these, but aged up by about 50 years)

>>19379541
Hey, when the government says you have to do poor people prices, sometimes you have to deal with poor people customers. As long as the well-behaved hobos get a good meal I guess it's worth it. All in all that's a pretty cool relic, and I mean relic in a good way.

>>19379543
>>19379544
How do I approach her?
Me being an autistic NEET?
Should I ask their age? Beacuse I only want fresh meat, nothing above >22

>>19379252
Raw or cooked?

>>19379559
I wish I knew.

>>19379559
>wanna fuck?

>>19379563
Why the fuck would you shred raw chicken? You want it to be as dry as possible after you cook it?

>>19379865
*shrug* a VERY hearty stock/boullion?

There are milk bars in Zelda? If I ever go to /v/ people say I'm not a real Zelda fan because I never played any of the middle ones. Also, there's no such thing as "fresh" kefir.

>>19379267
How? Aren't they lactose intolerant??

>>19380029
There's one in Majora's Mask and one in a link between worlds
Also there's one in Pokemon, in Sinnoh north of Solaceon town. I guess it's a Japan thing

>>19379559
>neet
Never going to happen bucko

>>19380029
>If I ever go to /v/ people say I'm not a real Zelda fan because I never played any of the middle ones.
They're right

>>19380056
Nothing significant happened between N64 and Switch, but I'm sorry your childhood was shit.

>>19380029
>Also, there's no such thing as "fresh" kefir.

Well, there is one prepared yesterday, vs one refrigerated for a week. Do they differ significantly? Eh, I doubt it.

>>19380071
Wind Waker and Twilight Princess are great thoughbeit

>>19380071
> N64

Majora's Mask was on N64, roughly a year after Ocarina of Time.

>>19379407
Synthmesc probably, I'm not trying to be buzzing on amps or consuming adrenal gland secretions

>>19380071
Wind Waker was great. The rest seemed ok at the time, but BoTW etc makes all of them look boring these days. I started playing Zelda on the NES.

Skyward Sword is probably the worst Zelda game in the whole series.

>>19380101
Ah yes BOTW where most of the "puzzles" and "combat" lead to useless rupees and weapons you'll break in three swings as opposed to the boring old zeldas where every centimetre of rhe map had something worthwile to collect

>>19380128
>botw
>where most of the "puzzles" and "combat" lead to useless rupees
It's always so obvious when someone has never played the game. BotW is one of the few Zeldas where rupees are actually valuable, but you rarely get them through combat or puzzles. I played the game for 200+ hours and probably found less than 100 rupees in the wild. It's treated as an actual currency that you have to trade items for, and just buying 30 or 40 arrows can completely wipe you out.

>>19380128
It's ok if you think that. BoTW isn't perfect. I do wish it had proper dungeons. I'm also not happy with the new weapons systems.

To me it's still a better game than TP or SS.

Basically a cafe that offers smoothies. In the 00's, we offered milk drinks flavored with fresh fruit and syrup. Our most popular one was melon. Kind of fell out of fashion with the rise of starbucks - and most cafes adopted starbucks-like menus due to normies coming in and trying to order branded starbucks drinks at every cafe. Milk coffee is still a thing in some places. 3/4th's fresh milk, only enough coffee to offer color and maybe some vanilla extract and sugar to flavor.

>>19379249
yes, there is a dairy bar a few towns over, havent been yet but i want to
they open at 530am

>>19380033
they just don't care

>>19379249
I was watching a travel video in Pakistan and the tourist was walking around at night and stumbled upon a milk bar. Guys of all ages were just hanging out drinking warm milk. Not even chai, just milk.

>>19380241
Anon, that's not exactly a milk bar...

>>19380252
I havent played Majoras Mask or been to Poland so i dont know what those "milk bars" are, but that certainly seemed like something i'd describe as a "milk bar"

>>19380377
>but that certainly seemed like something i'd describe as a "milk bar"
oh you're certainly right about that....

>>19379865
I don't know, but I also don't know why people chop the ass off garlic but they do.

>>19379559
>autistic neet with high standards
lol

>>19380519
Ass chopping garlic is akin to coring a tomato. The ass of the garlic has a hard part from the root and is unpleasant to chew. Also MM is the best Zelda

>>19379249
it sure does

You boil off the 2 cups until, get this, it becomes gravy. Then, you add more milk if you want, until get this, it gets thick again. And when it's thick like that guess what? It's gravy

>>19379249
What the fuck are you talking about

>>19379249
>ctrl + f "Australia"
>0 results

Milk bars are everywhere in Australia. They're like convenience stores and sell milk and newspapers and confectionary and various other things. I remember as a kid seeing the milk bar in Majora's Mask and thinking wow, that's cool, a milk bar, but it looks like a bar.
If I owned a milk bar, the milk bar theme from LoZ: MM would be playing 24/7.
Or the store theme from Ocarina of Time. Really love that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLAekpsclQY

>>19379249
If you put drugs in the milk sure

>>19379249
lookin' for a little of the ultraviolence mate?

>>19379252
Chop it in thick slices against the meat fibers, put it inside a big, tight lid container and shake it vigorously until shredded
Meat needs to be well cooked and falling apart for it to work

>>19379249
There's a bar/nightclub called "Milk Bar" on Haight Street in San Francisco, but afaik they don't serve laced milk.

>>19379532
if you think she is attractive you're not white.

>>19379249
Kill yourself.

>>19379249
Yes. Momofuku milk bar.

>>19379252
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>>19381142
I think she is attractive and trad and I am white

>>19380557
Nothing wrong with having standards