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19368557 No.19368557 [Reply] [Original]

I eat two eggs in the morning
I eat two eggs at night
I eat two eggs in the afternoon
It makes me feel all right
I eat two eggs in time of peace
And two in time of war
I eat two eggs before I eat two eggs
And then I eat two more

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>>19368557
What do your farts smell like?

>> No.19368573

>>19368557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfH3lFr4ZtM

>> No.19368578

>Anon really ate all the eggs

>> No.19368633

>>19368578
she had to

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>>19368557
>You've been eating HOW MANY eggs?!

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>steam eggs in icecube tray
Yes or now? Seems like a good way for a square snack

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>>19368557

>> No.19368746

>>19368741
only if your ice cube tray is big enough for egg or your egg small enough for ice cube tray. here in our mother land Russia, everything is ice and cubes.

>> No.19368757

>>19368557
DUDE EGGS LMAO

>> No.19368778

>>19368557
what's it like being rich and why do you have to brag about it?

>> No.19368962

Nah you can mix the egg
But I do have a tray for very large ice cubes, hmmm

>> No.19369013

>>19368557
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