/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19352648
Frankenberry is best

>>19352653
The worst is the Corn Flakes chicken

tony the tiger was cute before he got his pozzed and roided redesign

>>19352664
Worse than King Vitamin?

(The cornflake rooster is named Cornelius, by the way)

>>19352813
I trust this man
I do not trust a two dimensional chicken

>>19352822
The middle aged, wide necktie wearing 1970s executives with male pattern baldness were like.. the Quaker has done well for us, let's put another old man on the box.

>>19352664
ENTER

I don’t even like Apple Jacks but Cinnamon was among the highest levels of kino

Step aside, lightweights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCGDl2AnNf0

Fuming that the Freakies haven't been mentioned yet.

https://youtu.be/273bYFL1U2s

>>19353707
Now THAT is a zero effort mascot

>>19353733
I'm still not convinced that this is a real mascot and not some elaborate ruse

>>19352664
Proofs?

>>19353754
Literally killed the company

>>19353766
I busted out laughing at this, and I'm not exactly sure why. It might just be pure meme nostalgia.

>>19353724
>in ethnically diverse school in shitsville, usa
>short mexican and tall skinny jamaican kid play on soccer team together
>feud inevitably starts between them
>jamaican kid calls the mexican kid the leader of the chupacabra clan, claims hes better at soccer
>mexican retorts by calling the jamaican the cinnamon stick from the apple jack commercial
>kids in the area surrounding them all break out saying "OHHHHHHH" and cackling
>jamaican kid tries to retort, but is in vain, the damage was already done
here i come i am cinni-mon

>>19353750
Today you learned that Wichita State's mascot is also a shock of wheat.

>>19353748
Would make cool monster toys.
But I don't want to think about those things being near my food

>>19353806
At least he's a cartoon anthropomorphized stack of hay

>>19353766
>>19353787
>There is no need to be upset

>>19352864
'Member the dog?

>>19352784
tony jr a cute

>>19353733
>At its peak in the 1980s, the Rax chain had grown to 504 locations in 38 states along with an unknown number of restaurants in Guatemala.
How do you not know how many locations you have? What dumbfuck CPA accepted that as an answer?

>>19353707
i laughed but i have bad bronchitis so i ended up honking like a fucking tuberculosis patient for thirty seconds

>>19353748
God I want to swallow cumbubble

>>19352653
Do you even Frute Brute bro?

>>19352813
That's definitely a mascot I would entrust my health to

>>19353766
I cracked a smile, well done

>no tony yet
You ppl disgust me

>>19353806
That's a cool mascot though. Bet it looks good on a crew neck or baseball cap

You guys forgot the best one

>>19354247
buenos dias degenerate
>>19352784
>>19354073

>>19352664
faggot

>>19352813
You mock the fair King of Breakfast?
Extra faggotry

>>19353828
>Enjoy this delicious breakfast
>Also protect your valuables from joggers and pitbulls kids

>>19352648

>>19353766
this really unrustled my jimmies

>>19355649
>enjoy eating a mouthful of cereal and accidentally swallowing an arrowhead

>>19355649
I wonder if this was a direct inspiration for the jagged metal Krusty-O.

>>19354166
>Isn't a hot pregnant milf
The worst.

>>19353766
Saved that...the golden age of memes and it reminds me of the time /fit/ ate all the gorilla chow in the united states.

>>19355649
>Sugar Rice Krinkles
>Krinkles

Krinkles is a really unappetizing word

>>19356114
Luke got that "how they be staring at you in a Subway when you ask for a sandwich "as is"" look

>>19356114
Those are just oreos

>>19353748
>Hamhose

>>19352648
What exactly is this thing?

>>19353766

>>19358593
Bad guy from Mega Man 3 (nes).

>>19352648
Member this thing?

Ruined my enjoyment of Reese's puffs

>>19352856
The guy literally looks like nobility and whatever interest he charges is probably reasonable.

>>19355649
>looks like dookies
>creepy clown
>toy that’s not even a toy
the sad part is the cereal itself sounds great, the food engineer must have slept with the marketing guy’s wife

>>19353828
Man, that shit sucks. Even as a kid it disappoints. Soggy in ten seconds. Give me a break.

>>19352648
There was no reason to green text this. It's a fucking question you reddit sack of shit.

>>19354286
>now includes milk

>>19359181
Never been to reddit
Dilate newfag

>>19359181
theres no reason to get upset about it either

>>19352648
Yummy

>>19352813
this feels like a Mandela because I never noticed it was called king vitaMAN before. til

I nominate Rastus for best mascot.

I heard that the US got rid of Rastus, but here in Canada, we still have him.

>>19354102
The 80’s in Central America. The cpa was tacked out of his mind on coke

>>19353806
Their softball team still throws up the shocker hand sign. Two in the pink one in the stink. Fucking kids and old people will throw back. It’s fucking wired.

>>19352653
>soul
>soulless

>>19358606
>panda puffs
>koala crisp
>fucking GORILLA munch instead of monkey munch
What were they thinking?
>b-but gorillas aren't monkeys, they're great apes!
Shut up.

>>19352664

>>19359217

>>19352648

>>19361429
On America Blacks can only be gangsters or mermaids

oh tony tony tony

>>19361924
Brucina to the rescue!

>>19362036
Mermaids?
I've never seen a negro mermaid, blacks are afraid of water.

Get fucked Tony there's a new tiger in town

I miss seeing these niggas on tv

>>19352813
What's wrong with that mascot? Dare thee beseech thy king?

>>19359123
>get cereal
>get a cool picture of a clown before everyone became pussies afraid of a guy in a goofy outfit and makeup doing silly shit for laughs
>even get an arrowhead to practice archery with
I fail to see the problem.

>>19362653
this is a good one.

>>19362638
>Next time, Gadget!

>>19352813
>talking shit about KING VITAMAN
Clown prince detected

>>19361726
monkey munch is too on the nose

>>19354133
Through your pain, I have gained amusement. Your suffering is not in vain honkanon.

>>19352648
Remember when Toucan Sam wasn't a faggot?

>>19356106
Non /fit/izen here, what are you talking about?

The best of the best.

Why does cereal feel so forced? Especially in the 30s and 40s, none stop advertising/pushing. like the entire 20th century was required to convince people to put this shit in their mouths regularly.

>>19363917
>no tropical oils

>>19363898
anon from /fit/ uses monkey biscuits as meal replacement

>>19363945
That's surprisingly based for the 90s.

>>19361889
hahaha i had so many PROOFS? memes on my old notebook i'd just leaf thru them and chuckle

>>19363936
dick-snipper and anti-fun enthusiast kellog, essentially

>>19364026
>Corn Flakes was originally invented to prevent masturbation
>I masturbate before & after eating Corn Flakes
>sometimes I masturbate *to* the Corn Flakes out of spite

>>19363936
>cheap and fast breakfast that just needs dairy milk
>MUST BE A CONSPIRACY WHAT ABOUT MUH PROTEIN

>>19352648
Hitler

>>19359111
wonder if they added listeria

>>19362090
hey guys. maybe having lust as the only value for low class is a bad thing. look they are viewing cartoon characters under lust. the birth control pill was a jewish way to destroy society

>>19364085
This guy gets it.

>>19352648
>Bigg Mixx
I love when the final letter is needlessly duplicated like this. Example, "wrapp" instead of "wrap". Bigg Mixx looks fucking disgusting but I'd try it just for those double gs and xs.

>>19352648
for me it's Mexico's racist robot

>>19363830
Based and Vitaman-pilled

>>19359111
Why did Reese's puffs market so aggressively to the melanin enriched? Even as a kid I knew it was a cereal for niggers.

>the sun
>worshipped by all agrain culture.
>literally the god of cereals

the worst
becuase of who they replaced

>>19352648
BEHOLD, ITS TUCAN SAM!

this cereal tastes like shit but the mascot is cute

>>19365367
forgot pic t. retard

thoughts on Carmella?