/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19343149
It has its uses and tastes good in moderation, but a little goes a long way.

>>19343149
I use it as lube and you know what? It is better than buillion

>>19343149
Yes. Even better than a basic stock, but still pales in comparison to a good stock or any kind of demi glace.

>>19343149
I'd say so. Though, that weird knorr salt that costs 4 dollars a bucket has that specific taste nothing can reproduce.
Also, OXO beef bullion. It has the distinct taste of childhood memory.

For me, if I can't make my own stock, Kettle & Fire make some great stuff, their beef bone broth in particular.

>>19343155
Which flavor is your preferred for lube?

>>19343149
The only problem is that it takes longer to dissolve than powder, but it's still a bit faster than a solid dried out cube you have from 2007.
Overall, it's a solid 8/10. Buy it at Costco if you can.

>>19343564
Are you trying to dissolve it in room temp water? I heat up the water in a kettle and when I mix it in it just takes a couple seconds with a spoon to get it mixed in.

>>19343572
Nah, even in boiling water, I have to work out the clumps. Its just a minor annoyance, again, using those dried out old cubes takes longer.

>>19343465
Pork, obviously

>>19343564
>>19343590
I've literally never had this problem, just put it in and stir for like 15 seconds. Wala.

You should have a doctor check for retardation.

>>19343625
Why would I need to check my water for retardation? I filter it.

>>19343640
You can't filter retardation out, bumble nuts. You have to distill the water.

>>19343663
Fuck, that's gonna add a lot of time to my morning shower

>>19343685
That's why you need the doctor to check. Could be a real time saver if your water isn't retarded!

>>19343149
It says keep refrigerated and has an expiration date but it's like 90% salt. I have a tub in my fridge, is it really going to go bad?

>>19343729
Yes

>>19343729
My mom has a jar of the Sam's Club version of this stuff and she has never even put it in the fridge and as far as I know it's still good. I opened it the last time I visited and it smelled and tasted fine.

>>19343813
That jar is her butt juice jar, anon

>>19343304
I'll have to keep that name in my head, thanks for the recommendation

why is it spelled bouillon but pronounced "boo-ly-un"

>>19343729
Eventually it's gonna taste off but it probably won't kill you.

>>19343177
Why would you compare demi glace to stock?

I'd like to try some. The Wylers chicken stock cubes I use always have the same generic taste. Like a ramen noodle packet. It's not good.

>>19344065
Francois

>>19344065
It's actually pronounced "boo yawn" btw

>>19344065
The same reason why Kansas and Arkansas are pronounced different.

>>19343149
i mean i like it. use half a jar with my pot roast and they taste good

>>19344205
>Kansas and Arkansas are pronounced different
they are? fuck I must have sounded like a retard all these years

>>19344205
The Arkansas legislative body voted on the pronunciation of bouillon in 1881?

>>19343149
>>19343564
>Buy it at Costco if you can
how much does one jar cost?

>>19344326
At a grocer, it's like $4 for one of those small ones.
At Costco, it's like $5 or maybe $6 for the ones double the size.

>>19344341
damn...

https://www.amazon.de/Better-Than-Bouillon-Chicken-Base/dp/B000VDSS3C/

>>19344370
That's basically what I gotta pay if I want to buy a couple bottles of Spezi. Trade? lmao

>go to self checkout
>put the overpriced small shit you don't want to pay for in one corner of the cart
>scan some groceries
>bag them
>set the bag on top of the small stuff
>continue as normal

Think I'm paying $12 for 6 ounces of vanilla extract? You're out of your god-damned mind, Mr. Rothstein. I haven't paid for saffron in years.

>>19344382
you could just mix coke and fanta

>>19343149
Get the ones that have no maltodextrin. For me the Premium Roasted Chicken Base is the best one. It has disodium inosinate and disodium guanylate which are powerful umami boosters just like MSG.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disodium_guanylate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disodium_inosinate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disodium_ribonucleotides

>>19344387
It's not the same since Germans use real sugar and we use corn syrup, I've tried.

>>19344383
This sets off the alarms at the self checkout though?

>>19344383
well isn't this a pleasant fiction.

also thieving just gives the man validation to raise prices further

>>19344406
Only RFID tagged items do. Black people don't buy saffron or vanilla extract, so you're safe. You just play dumb and pay for it while apologizing and pretending to be embarrassed if you're caught.

The ballsiest thing I ever did was not ring up 5 or 6 $17 Dickies nylon work shirts and a pair of cheap boots I needed for when I sent in my Redwings to be resoled. Also walked out with sunglasses on my head that time, but that was actually an accident. Eventually everything will be chopped, and facial recognition will rape you, but for now I'm getting it while the getting is still good.

>>19344413
I have no qualms about stealing from Walmart, or any other large corporation for that matter. The executive class has raped this country, and I will take everything I can from these corporate bastards.

>>19343829
i caught a fucking insane lingcod with this shit

>>19344422
Walmart I'm not fine with stealing from but I sure as fuck steal from Whole Foods, that Jeff Bezos owned overpriced faggot shack. There's some good stuff in whole foods too.
Walmart isn't overpriced and they already have a big problem with n-words stealing from them so I leave them be and I pay them like a good boy.

The best thing is walking out from Whole Foods with one of their fresh hot self-serve meals or one of their baked goods.

>>19344422
yeah whalmart can burn in hell. steal away anon.

just don't steal from honest grocers, even big chains because they aren't all garbage companies like aforementioned

>>19344418
so avoid the watermelon, artificial drinks and fried chicken got it

>>19344422
well i don't want to act like a nigger so i don't steal. don't shop at somewhere if they hate you

>>19344492
Fair enough, but I'm poor and they're a net negative for society, so that's how I rationalize it. At the end of the day I'm still a broke scumbag piece of shit, but I can use saffron to make yellow rice instead of tumeric.

>>19344492
are you also against the piracy of music, movies, tv shows, and anime?

>>19344511
shutup jew

>a thread about a bullion cube substitute has turned into /pol/ shithousery
amazing

>>19344570
Literally what thread doesn't anymore. /tv/ is almost unusable now. They are even putting up racebait/transkek Spider Gwen threads on /v/ now. Only a matter of time before this site implodes

>>19344570
>>19344577
We outnumber you

>>19344393
Did this brand have better ingredients starting out? I remember loving it at first but after looking at the ingredients each flavor seems to have at least 1 of: soy protein, soybean oil, maltodextrin, or corn syrup.

>SUGAR
>CORN SYRUP SOLIDS
>HYDROLYZED SOY PROTEIN
>"""FLAVORING"""
>"""FOOD STARCH"""
>DISODIUM INOSINATE AND DISODIUM GUANYLATE
>CANOLA OIL
Hm, let me think about it. No, I don't think so.

>>19344664
It's fitting that the vocal minority loves hating on blacks and Jews so much

>>19344809
Yeah, it's only like 5 people they just post A LOT. Totally not commonly held beliefs.

lol

>>19344836
>t. strawman

/pol/ probably has hundreds of thousands of losers on there, but most don't post, they just invade other boards because they can't justify their belief system unless someone else is upset. The reality is they are just fooling themselves into thinking it's not affecting their own brains and social ability

>>19344858
Are we talking about pol or not liking dark meat? You realize there are a lot of people who see clearly and don't visit that cesspool. You think everyone who isn't a bleeding heart is a /pol/lack?

>>19344862
"Not liking" isn't the same as using 3 buzzwords and racist memes every post. If you still find that stuff funny or enlightening youre in the double digits

>>19344879
You just got uppity about racism. Nobody was spewing pol nonsense.

Here's a buzzword for you—
>rent-free

>>19344917
Just proves how braindead you are if you can't read this whole thread and not see the pattern.

>>19344924
>intensely perusing 4chan threads and getting offended a.p

Yeah, it's me that's the brain dead one

>>19344940
>Following a thread in the background and reading it over a few days
>Intensely perusing
lol just log off already kid

>>19344687
Why are soy protein, soy oil, maltodextrin, or corn syrup bad ingredients?

>>19344304
can's-ass
are-kin-saw

>>19344447
this nigga stealin individual muffins

>>19343595
why pork? are you chasing jews out of your wife's pussy or something?

>>19344809
>he thinks the hatred of blacks and jews is just blind hatred for no reason
lol look at this ignorant cunt

>>19345446
the permavirgins on /pol/ said so

>>19344304
Dumb esl poster

>>19344511
>tranime
Say the line lmao

>>19343149
Naah.. Nothing is better than the real Godfrey of Bouillon. Everything else is fakeness at its best.

>>19346055
Not blind, not for no reason..I know you have your reasons chud

>>19343207
>specific taste nothing can reproduce
its maggikraut aka lovage

I use that shit instead of box stock and it's every bit as good and magnitudes cheaper. Been on my first can from costco for over a year and I use it at least every week. Taste of it mixed with hot water is indistinguishable from any box stock.

>>19344088
he wanted us to know that he knows what a demi glace is

>>19346402
who doesnt know what half glaze is

>>19346378
broth, not stock
stock has gelatin in it

>>19346409
ud bee surprise
>>19346411
stock is bones, broth is flesh

>>19346411
>>19346415
You're both wrong. Stock is an unseasoned base. Broth has been seasoned with stuff that may include salt, herbs, spices, and other flavors.

>>19346510
this thread is about bouillon.

>>19346510
Broth is boiled anything other than bones
Stock is boiled bones with anything else
Don't do gay stuff

>>19346510
wrong

>>19343149
Yes

>>19346529
>Broth is boiled anything other than bones
No it isn't. Stop listening to youtube cooks like babish.

>>19345907
Porking is slang for fucking

>>19347433
>Stop listening to youtube cooks like babish.
implying I do gay stuff
stock is boiled stuff without bones, simple as
bouillon is broth base

>>19343149
It's the best I've had. I buy it every time I go grocery shopping now.

>>19347433
>Stop listening to youtube cooks like babish.
implying I do gay stuff
stock is boiled stuff with bones, simple as
bouillon is broth base

>>19347685
oh you europeans

they're god tier for cutting. pour a bowl of hot water and add a spoon of that to it, plus seasoning. for like 10 calories you have a filling meal.

>>19343149
Is it reddit though?

>>19349234
what does that even mean

>>19345446
Because they're bulking agents, so the company can reduce the amount of actual ingredients.

>>19349529
>bulking agents
so I can get /fit/ with them?

>>19343729
I suspect it'll be tossed for losing or off flavor long before anything manages to grow on it

>>19344447
>wont someone please think of the helpless Walmart! Niggers!
Pathetic. You do realize they've been #1 on the fortune global 500 for 9 years running?

>>19345446
>soy oil
Bad fatty acid profile
>corn syrup
Tastes bad, cheapness results in oversweetening products, and corn farming has become particularly ecologically destructive

>>19349516
Just go look in a mirror

Reeks of reddit energy

Shit thread.

>>19350379
>>19350571
>>19349234
>letting redditors live in your mind rent free
Why do you do this? They're dorks, ignore them.

It's great.

>>19350046
>"corn syrup cheapness results in oversweetening products"
you just exposed yourself as an idiot who doesn't actually know things because corn syrup doesn't even taste sweet. there's a big difference between corn syrup and high fructose corn syrup you fucking idiot.

>>19344687
>>19345446
The corn syrup and hydrolyzed soy protein (MSG) are basically the worst thing in them. But you should only be using a few tsp at most, so it's the price of convenience. There are high quality powdered bullions that are healither.

>>19343177
>Even better than a basic stock
LMFAOING AT YOUR LIFE

>>19349234
Imagine living every moment and basing your every decision on how "reddit" something may be.

Just be yourself, enjoy life, and stop caring what some dorks on reddit think.

>>19352336
>MSG panic
Time for bed Boomer

>>19352740
Only because it comes from soy protein basically, most people are still retarded and think MSG does anything besides give you dehydration the same way alcohol does

>>19352759
>anime pic
opinion discarded

>>19353085

>>19352336
What's bad about corn syrup and hydrolyzed soy protein, anon?

>>19353343
fake sugar
and genuinely I avoid soy products because they irritate my tum tum

>>19353380
Corn syrup is fake sugar?

What makes cane sugar real and corn sugar fake?

>>19353435
one comes from sugar cane

>>19353343
Whats good about them?

>>19353443
Yes that's the difference but that doesn't explain why exactly that sugar is good and why the other is bad, unless if your point is that corn itself is bad in all its forms.

>>19353623
Corn is from the devil, maybe.