/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Oh, shit! Is it your first time on /ck/, OP? That's great to hear! As with any other board, it's always best to lurk for a few months before posting, let alone starting a thread. I know you just came from the webm thread - those always tend to attract tourists, but aren't much of a reflection of the board culture, and are really just a bot dump of the same webms on a loop. In the future please refrain from making new threads with something you saw for the first time in the webm thread. We've all seen it a hundred times and don't find it interesting or funny, and as usual, you didn't add any interesting or funny commentary to warrant a new thread. All you're doing is shitting up the board.

>dining experience

It’s funny but not worth $1000 unless you are super rich.

>>19338903
Good thread, faggot

>>19338903
embarrassing, i got second hand embarrassment watching this like when you hear people doing happy birthday thing to humiliate their friends

>>19338903
What percent of the 1000$ does the cow get?

If I paid 1000 dollars and the wait staff kept flagging me with fake guns, I'd go to jail for beating at least one of their asses

>>19338903
Thr gold covered steak thing is such a meme and they didn't even properly cover it, a but is exposed.

>>19338919
>Oh, shit! Is it your first time on /ck/, OP? That's great to hear! As with any other board, it's always best to lurk for a few months before posting, let alone starting a thread. I know you just came from the webm thread - those always tend to attract tourists, but aren't much of a reflection of the board culture, and are really just a bot dump of the same webms on a loop. In the future please refrain from making new threads with something you saw for the first time in the webm thread. We've all seen it a hundred times and don't find it interesting or funny, and as usual, you didn't add any interesting or funny commentary to warrant a new thread. All you're doing is shitting up the board.
shut up nerd

>>19339028
>I'M NOT NEW!
>*proceeds to quote an entire fucking post*

>>19338929
Money may not, but time certainly matters to every respectable man and I doubt they'd be spending it eating here other than any ither fucking restaurant that isn't this niggerlicious.

>>19338967
>beating
You don't carry?

>>19339036
or maybe you were seething and now youre malding get fucked scrub fucking loser

>>19338940
Its family gets 20%

>>19338919
I hope you don't think you speak for the rest of us because you are a fucking embarrassment.

Those people would also buy a Chevy Cavalier as long as it had the body of a Lamborghini riveted to it.

>>19338919
first post... worst post?

>>19338967
No you wouldnt, you wouldnt do shit pussy

Cringe

>>19338903
how one does not die out of cringe after this.

>>19338919
Truly fucking kill yourself.

>>19338919
>they hated him because he spoke the truth

>>19338919
God I want to kill you

>>19339328
Based call outerrer

>>19338903
Needs more seasoning

>>19338903
>Walk into American restaurant
>Order a steak
>Pay for my meal
>Stand up to leave
>The entire restaurant freaks out
>Restaurant soldier shoots me
>As I bleed out on the floor the waitress approaches me
>You forgot to tip sir, it's 30% minimum

>>19339749
serves you right for being black

>>19338903
This is American culture.

>>19339328
okay i'd just beat your ass then. i would hold you down by the neck and ravage your ass.

>>19339044
beating pistol whipping whatever i'm not going to go blasting in a restaurant at faggot ass service

>1000$ steak
>for dollar or two of gold leaf to cover said 4-18$ steak
Fuck people are stupid

>>19340418
It's become a trend now, I can only conclude that these people think putting a bit of gold on steak is super expensive because gold = expensive.

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>>19339597

All these newfags, holy shit

this thread is too meta now

>>19338919
based and correct

>>19340430
this is incredible, fucking lost it at the nig waiter slicing the steak lol. the batshit nig influencer world is one of the few redeeming things about tiktok, never fails to make me laugh

>>19339028
Jesus I lurked on 4ch for like five years before I ever posted
My first post landed me a warning, I am blessed

>>19338967
You wont do shit nigger

>>19340557
it's just reflex at this point i have ptsd i dislocated my friends shoulder the other day because he put his hand on my neck from behind

>>19340565
most mentally stable veteran

>>19340430
>65 dollars for a couple scoops of ice cream and 2 snicker bars
Nevermind the golden steak shit, that's the real robbery there.

>>19340583
i was about to drop him violently on his neck but i realized in time it was just my friend

>>19340598
That hesitation would have gotten you killed in Nam.

>>19340607
nah i can tell if it's a little zipperhead not really afraid of them grabbing me i'm like twice their size

>>19340430
i like how this negress has to fucking say "im cute" to herself before getting scammed. paid like probably 400-600 for that stupid meal when it would've been 100-200 tops. (wagyu steak assuming it was actual wagyu steak would've been 50-70 dollars)

>>19340535
It really highlights some facts and trends that I would be banned for expressing

>>19340535
imagine how it was when "we wuz kangz"

>>19340807
the cherry on the top is definitely seeing that the receipt has the tip already included at the end

>>19340430
>service charge

>>19340845
it's only way to get your employees to put up with this

>>19338903
Dubai needs to be reset

>>19338919
People like you and me are a dying breed in this website. Sad but it's now unironically filled with zoomers who had no idea what it was like back then.

>>19340621
You're an idiot if you don't realize the whole thing is advertisement for these restaurants. She's not paying a cent for that shit, she's getting paid to shill a restaurant to her probably tens or hundreds of thousands of followers.

>>19340621
>assuming it was actual wagyu steak
This right here. I cooked for 12 years. Restaurants lie all the time, even trusted brands like Hilton (worked there for 3 years) claimed their steaks and burgers came from "local faggot farms beef" or wherever fancy sounding place when it was actually generic Sysco brand tube o' beef chub log

>>19339987
It's in Dubai fagtard. Even without seeing the name of the place this is obviously middle eastern bourgeois shit

>>19340896
Even if that's true she's obviously not in on the joke

>>19338903
it's for stupid people, or rather to take money from stupid people

>>19340939
Well they have American flags, so I guess they are brown people LARPing being invaded by the USA to take their oil.

>>19341007

They use the US flag because we're the best

>we made English better
>we invented the moon just to conquer if
>we have real sports

Whose other flag were they going to use? Mexico's? Lol. Lmao even

>>19338903
So cool, it's just like Casa Bonita but 1000 dollars.

>>19341039
didn't the south park guys revamp casa bonita?

>>19341034
Man, you do that to Mexicans and you'd cause a panic. They'd think they'd ran afoul of NGJC and they were about to be taken to FunkyTown.

>>19338919
have sex

>>19340430
>they even put two snickers in that bitch

This is so hilarious. These black skanks going out to eat thinking they're all classy. Proceed to record the entire experience on their phone and post to social media with language that's quite not classy.

>>19340621
I think it was "I'm curte", which may or may not have been accidental.

>>19338919
Fpbp

>>19338903
>>19338919
samefag

>>19338903
>$1000
Bullshit.

https://rhaindubai.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/FOOD-MENU-RHAIN.pdf

>>19341755
>Tabasco on oysters
>catch of the day
hahahahaha fucking retards

>>19340430
>$9 for water

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>>19341617
cope

>>19338903
Woah it must be tough living life like Bill Gates or Elon Musk if this is how rich people eat every meal.

>>19339349
>how one does not die out of cringe after this.

Because you're among a cringey crowd to begin with so it's not out of the normal and no-one is judging - all the other sheep are probably wishing it was them with all the attention and money to blow. They worship these idiots.

>>19339349
Isn’t it Dubai? Pure cringe destination so they must be into it

>>19340430
so trashy

>>19338919
holy kek

>>19342551
isn't Dubai where instagram models go to get shat on by Saudi princes

>>19342622
no that's Saudi Arabia

>>19340430
amerikek.....................................(((((((((culture))))))))

man spent 700 bucks to fuck this fucking ghoul

>>19339362
He typed all that out like a gay reddit faggot instead of just saying: lurk for 2 years before posting.

>>19338929
There are nine $100 bills included for you in the briefcase

>>19340430
Did the black guy run away with all that gold stuck on his glove...?

>>19344161
If she's an influencer they didn't spend shit and were probably comped. Or he's a drug dealer. Then again, niggers are dumb and think that spending money they don't have is cool so who knows for sure except Sambo himself.

>>19338903
>>19338929
Unless it's five pounds of waygu, what's so special about it?

>>19339987
G-d bless us, everyone!

>>19342622
>>19342630
>believing women

>>19338919
fpbp

>>19340362
pussy

>>19338903
holly soy cringe

>>19340430
that place is a ghost town.

>>19340855
they probably expect you to tip on top of that

>>19340430
went to this japanese place on a business trip in baltimore that did shit like this
one of the rolls we ordered was brought to the table and then immediately lit on fire
as in, the roll itself was lit on fire, completely ruined it
I'm pretty sure that wasn't supposed to happen, they probably spilled whatever flammable liquid they use onto the roll by accident, but the waiter played it off like that's what they meant to do
$45 dollarydoos for a few bites of burnt crab
fortunately my company was paying for it so I didn't really give a shit, but man

>>19346038
Chink restaurants often serve ice cream on fire so I don't find it that unusual

>>19340430
>crab legs
>receive one leg
what did they mean by this

>>19344451
That's his tip

>>19338919
You talk like a fag, but your shit is not all retarded

>>19346038
Kek asians are so stupid

>>19338919
>reposting the same topic ad naseum day in and day out isn't board culture
anyway how about that surly egg man huh

>>19340890
>back then
It really wasn't that long ago...

>>19346090
Say the line bart lmao

>>19346090
how does he get out

>>19346068
But he didn't ask for a tip he just like...took it. Is that how tips work in the US these days?

>>19346439
>are tips in america basically robbery?
Yes

>>19339349
Assuming you aren't spending beyond your means, by the time you have enough cash to drop $1000 on a steak like it's nothing, you probably do not give the slightest fuck what others around you think.

>>19346516
>you probably do not give the slightest fuck what others around you think
you would be grossly mistaken. you're still always in some dick measuring contest.

>>19340430
>Subtotal $583.00
>18% Tip $104.94
>Tax $53.59
>Total $741.53
Bitch better have put out after a dinner like that. Hookers will do anal for cheaper and you don't even have to pretend to like them.

>>19346516
>rich people don't care what other people think about them
lol. lmao. Truly the most retarded comment ITT

>>19338919
nearly cried reading this

>>19346557
why would you have a huge greasy dinner and then go for anal? you fags are truly degenerate

>>19346557
>Hookers will do anal for cheaper
We aren't talking about women, are we?

>>19346927
you should be able to find a female hooker that'll do anal for under $740

>>19346933
You could find it for very cheap I'm sure
Question is if you'd want to stick it in her

>>19346946
>Question is if you'd want to stick it in her
If you have HPV, you can basically be Jack the Ripper, killing prostitutes by giving them ass cancer.

>>19346948
If?

You should know that more people think about America every single day than anyone has ever thought about any country, ever. You might say, well what about Rome, or Greece, or Macedonia, or Egypt, or Mesopotamia, or Persia, or whatever but it doesn't matter, because there were only like 100,000 people alive back then. Today, over 4 billion people think about America at least once a week, if not every day

Let that sink it. You don't feel so tough now, do you? Maybe you'll be quiet for a while while the big dogs are talking, and protip, there's only one of us

>>19347000
It really is sad how much non Americans think about America every day

>>19341755
>895 dubai dollars which is like 243 bucks
Still damn expensive

>>19347000
Because the success of America is proof human nature is fucking garbage.

>>19347006
and how wrong they always are about America, there is absolutely an inverse relationship between amount of time obsessing over their bizarre headcanon of what modern america is like and the reality

>>19340583
kek

>>19340565
i thought the sheriff was in the wrong in rambo: first blood but apparently not

>>19340845
its to prevent mr. pink larpers from existing inside it

>>19338919
FPBP also sharpie in pooper NOW (regardless of gendeR)

>>19346881
im sorry when did superdigester 9000 enter the thread? she aint hershey squirting for atleast two hours

>>19338967
This post needs a bigger explanation. Why would you get mad at a presentation that you know is coming and then beat their asses? Are you the guy who gets upset when they sing happy birthday?

>>19346881
the food you eat takes several hours to even leave your stomach

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>>19340896
she didnt pay for it. you didnt watch the whole webm. She said 'make his pockets hurt'. A man paid for it. Do you seriously think a woman who isnt overweight could consume all that shit alone?

>>19338919
BASED and TRUE!

>>19349608
it was just a crab leg and a steak, the dessert looked big but other than that it didn't seem like that much

>>19349591>>19349383
the food you eat helps push the old shit out how do you not know this?

>>19347000
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>>19349371
Americans are the trannies of the internet. They kick down the door to your head constantly making retarded poasts about themselves doing retarded shit and as soon as anyone calls them out they go "OBSESSED RENT FREE I DON'T THINK ABOUT YOU AT ALL I LOVE BBC OR SOMETHING"

>>19341755
what's the point of doing the gay theatrics for some shit that's not even most expensive thing on menu

>>19338919
reddit post

>>19338903
based
>accidentally condition people to be used to seeing the US military sweeping the restaurant
now when they do it for real to plug some Kyrgyzstani lithium warlord no one will bat an eye until it's too late, especially since he'd probably be the type to order that dish

>>19340598
God get a grip you little faggot bitch. War is over.

>>19350703
yeah, ok. you'll be the one crying like a little faggot bitch when you wake up in the ICU and realize are paralyzed from the cock down.