/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19344900
i already failed

brisket grilled cheese: bbq sauce and colby jack on rye w/ horse radish sauce for dippin' (mac salad and dill pickle)

moar

chicken and chorizo sub w/ melted chihuahua and pepper jack cheese, onion, tomato and cream cheese spread (jalapeno, garlic, shallots, hot sauce, cilantro)

sub sandwich: off the bone ham, salami and swiss w/ stone ground mustard, mayo, sub dressing, lettuce, tomato and onion.

sub sandiwich: black forest ham, salami and white american w/dijon, giardiniera, tomato, onion and jalapeno slaw

roast chicken breast, chorizo and provolone on a buttered and toasted ciabatta w/jalapeno slaw, tomato and dijon

peppered turkey, bacon and swiss on a buttered and toasted ciabatta (lettuce, onion, tomato, dijon and mayo)

carnitas sub (spicy sour cream, pico de gallo and melted chihuahua cheese)

beef tenderloin, salami and smoked turkey melt w/sauteed onion and jalapeno, cheddar, pepperjack and mustard on rye. (tangy ketchup and hot mustard doritos)

The Black Power Sandwich:
Two slices of toasted bread
One slice "buttered" with lard
Other slice loaded with beef and cheese
Third slice loaded with enough explosives to completely destroy the other two slices and the ingredients

ALLAHU ACKBAR! BLACK LIVES MATTER! JIHAD! KILL WHITEY!!!

beef tenderloin sub w/ stone ground mustard, horse radish sauce, giardiniera, onion, tomato and provolone

salami and peppered, smoked turkey on rye w/ provolone, stone ground mustard, tomato and jalapeno slaw

OP these all look and sound great, I… I kneel.

>>19345096
$4 but you gotta find me.
and if you're drinking you gotta byob cuz i don't drink anymore. i've got some weed though.

grilled chicken sandwich w/bbq sauce, mayo, onion, tomato, lettuce and colby-jack cheese.

OP you should publish a book or smthng. These look amazing.

Best thread on /ck/.
OP, thank you. I'm definitely stealing and saving those for later.

>>19345132
thank you. i like sandwiches.

https://is2.4chan.org/b/1685869093807086.jpg

>>19345132
>>19345146
thank you. i like sandwiches

hot ham, turkey and white american w/jalapeno mustard, sauteed onion and jalapeno, lettuce, tomato, "serrano condiment" and horse radish.

black forest ham and salami w/stone ground mustard, mayo, onion, tomato, pickle, lettuce and colby-jack cheese on toasted rye.

ham, salami, american, mayo, stone ground mustard, pico de gallo and lettuce

ham, salami and cheddar on toasted rye w/dill pickle, onion, tomato, mayo and jalapeno mustard

ham and swiss on toasted rye w/ homemade tzatziki, tomato, onion and stone ground mustard

>>19345034
the imbalance of explosives ruins the other ingredients
t. larping as syrian

>>19345003
out of all the ones posted i most want to try this one

Why is there salami on all these??? They look great but no salami. Can you make this again but without salami so I can enjoy the photos more. Please. Thank you

>>19344900
Tuna sammich

>>19345241
it was good but it needed something crunchy in there. just kinda one texture all the way through.

ham and swiss w/red onion, dill pickle, lettuce, tomato, stone ground mustard and homemade horseradish sauce on toasted rye

i'm kinda running out of these. there's more but my filing system sucks so they're getting hard to find.

i have to sleep now but if the thread is still up i'll post some other food.

<<some other food

3 beef chili

also some other food

peachwood smoked wings and jalapeno mac&cheese

You stole these from reddit

>>19345308
my account got permanently suspended today. that's why i'm back here with you scumbags

>>19345308
i've got a pork loin thawing for dinner tonight. i've been up since 11 last night though so i do really have to sleep now.

brisket and eggs

>>19345312
you have to be extra considerate during pride

>>19345312
it's ok, people banned from reddit is 90%+ of this site's userbase now

>>19345312
Why even go to that shithole? The format is terrible and the user base is worse.
Your food looks good though, fag.

>>19345941
yeah. people are really touchy over there. i posted something about guns and it was pretty mundane. that makes me a terrorist that advocates blowing up abortion clinics and when i tried to open a discussion with him i was suddenly "anti trans" and he went around to all my posts telling people i was a murder or some shit. long story short, i checked his profile and he was talking about me on an autism board and i called him on it. now i'm the bad guy.

>>19345979
i actually quite enjoyed it. i've got a few hobbies and there's a lot of good info on some of those boards.
>>19345958
i am aware

brisket fajitas

chicken stroganoff aka stroganoff my cock

americanized dublin coddle

kung pao chicken.

i forgot the peanuts cuz someone ganked the jar and was eating them in another room.

>>19345998
Kek retard

lamb

>>19346112
hacked up lamb

>>19345998
>going to reddit in the first place
Those autistic outbursts are not uncommon there. Even people who don't browse it know that.

>>19346124
the knife/gun boards are really good for finding actual user info on stuff and not just /k/ calling people faggots.

>>19346123
greek tacos

a couple of polish

here's scrambled eggs with chorizo and a fried egg on top cuz i was bored...and kinda high

>>19345998
Do you make all the sammiches yourself? If so, what kind of rolls do you use?

>>19344900
you got a recipe for your jalapeño slaw? it sounds good

>>19346826
Slaw, jalapeños, cum

>>19346826
i've only made it a few times and i'm kinda still playing with it, but basically this.

>>19346776
yes and i either get baguettes from the bakery in my grocery store or just whatever sub rolls they have in the bread aisle

TRMGT

>>19348386
ok this looks like shit

>>19348388

>>19348397
please tell me you're not using that smith's sharpener on your kitchen knives

one of the better threads of actual ck content this board has ever seen, would have shared or stolen, if you weren't feeling generous, everything posted so far.

>>19348408
I am not, same cannot be said for the wife. I have three stones, two honing steel rods. We have separate knives now.

>>19348416
good. good. the left 2 blocks are mine. the other stuff is also mine, but for everyone.

>>19348406
Obvious photoshop is obvious. I know you didn't make all those sandwiches.

>>19348422
Right on! Don't have blocks, just kind of lay them next to the toaster/bagel device now, along with the daily steel.

>>19348422
oh, that sharpener is also mine. got that when i was stupid. only use it for the honing wheel but i've got regular steel and a ceramic rod coming tomorrow. i've got an entire cart of sharpening stuff/tools in my dungeon.

>>19348430
Made the mistake of buying a Lansky style sharpening system from AliExpress. Stones visibly coughed dust even when wet(!?) the knife was clamped in and angle of grind set. Never again

Have no idea how the last one went all sideways. Wasn't that way when tapping it fer upload

And goodnight. This was all from a search of my archives for "sandwich". A few more, but tired and drunk, even tho wife closes tomorrow, still want to crawl into bed even tho I could stay up the next couple hours until the kids arise to conquer all they can survey. Stay cookin' yall

>>19348484
...I am very aware most of the cheese did NOT get to proper melted. Current grill we found at consignment shop only has one zone, the WHOLE grill. Last charcoal grill got stolen out of the backyard. Otherwise, could have made two zones of heating, one fer cooking one fer melting/finishing. I know I know

>>19348490
Current grill is gas. For fucks sake,l why am I typing all this out. I really am drunk. Do stay cooking.

>>19344900
fatass fucktard lardo bitchboy

>>19348498
6'2" 260 but i carry it well. i'm manual labor fat. not 4chan fat.

>>19348443
what's going on here?
it looks gross in that really tasty kinda way

>>19349259
Steak, onions, some cheese, bacon jam.

>>19349466
i'm down. gimme.

everything ITT that was posted is either edible or delicious. A rare sight on nu-/ck/. Good job OP

>>19349627
thank you

here's some white chicken chili

>>19349794

>this entire thread
top notch sandwiches. perfect ratios on the ingredients, always using good bread
anon id wife you in a non-homoerotic manner

>>19349805
i like sandwiches

>>19349820
you've stated that already, im just glad to see some actual decent anon meals on /ck/. the bar is pretty low so you're the best thread on the catalog right now. where do you live. make me a cubano and my loyalty to you is set.

>>19349909
...i have one somewhere but i can't find it.

have a turkey instead

>>19349978
turkey is always good. if you can find a cubano you've made i'm sure it'll look just as delicious as the rest. no pic necessary really.

Fuck. These all look so good. I need them. Thank you OP.

how do you choose a spread / sauce for a sandwich? I've been making some ham/arugula/havarti sandwhches these past couple days and I just use some mayo on the bun, which doesn't really satisfy the sauce part of things, and I don't think really goes with it

>>19352406
depends on how i'm feeling and what i've got around. other than lunch meat and cheese i almost never go to the store to buy something specifically for sandwiches.

also sometimes i get stoned and shit just makes sense.

more often than not when i walk into the kitchen to make a sandwich its just to throw something together cuz i'm hungry and then i'm in there doing this bullshit for an hour.

i dunno if that's helpful

>>19344900
I got one I made a couple of weeks ago.
Homemade sourdough ciabatta, homemade mozzarella, pesto, prosciutto, tomato, kale and balsamic vinegar.

>>19348504
Meh, even if you were....getting fat eating good is better than chugging mcdicks.
>>19349798
My wife makes this all winter long...it's one of my favs. What's your recipe?

>>19352655
i've been thinking about baking my own bread, but there really are good options at the store if you know what to look for so i end up going the lazy route. i've baked twice in my life and they were both within the last couple of months. i made cookies.

>>19352656
i don't don't remember which one but it was some instant pot recipe i found on the internet. i do remember it being really good though.

>>19344902
Well and how was it bro that looks damn tasty

>>19352655
Use spinach instead of kale, and I'm in love.

>>19344902
Sounds great!

>>19344915
>chorizo
Jeebus NO.

>chihuahua
the dog???

>>19345003
>chihuahua cheese
OK, I get that dogs _are_ mammals, and you _could_ milk them to make cheese, but PLEASE tell me this isn't cheese made from dog milk?

>>19345087
AWE-FUCKING-SUM!!!

I made a pretty good tuna salad sanwich the other day. I can cook a lot of things (fairly) well, but I love making tuna salad. The onions look retarded sticking out of the front, but I like big bites of onion.

>>19352973
>>19352992
if its got nipples you can milk it

but jokes aside, chihuahua is a region of mexico. the cheese is kinda similar to mozzarella. if you've ever had a quesadilla outside of the bullshit at taco bell you've probably had it.

aka mennonite cheese.

>>19345979
Because people there are capable of typing a post without sounding like they're 12 years old

are you trying to crowd-test your shitty sandwiches for your foodtruck business

>>19353583
nope. i just like sandwiches.

>>19345197
toasted rye is fukken delicious
thanks for your service

>>19344998
This looks good

>>19353583
He likes sandwiches when are you going to get that through your thick skull

>>19344900
Looks absolutely delicious. A little too much filling for my taste, but to each their own. Are you a professional chef or a professional home cook?

>>19344900
>>19344915
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>>19345087
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>>19345165
these look absolutely fucking appalling
why the fuck do you have so much meat?
why is there so much cheese?
why do the ones with sauce look sloppy as fuck?

>>19345290
>>19346082
these actually look great which confuses me even more
are you fat?

>>19355472
i cook at home and i’ve got a lot of free time

>>19355701
see
>>19348504

>>19355932
you've got good looking wings anon, I'll give you that

>>19355950
this basket is made for roasting peppers but it does a badass job on the wings.

doesn’t work really great if you’re using a heavy rub though as a lot of it gets knocked off

>>19348397
What's in this stack? Looks real nice and I like lighter sammiches.

OP have you ever thought of opening sandwich shop? i've never encountered a human so passionate about sandwich

>>19357116
its crossed my mind a couple of times, but meh

>>19344900
nice thread OP

>>19344900
>>19344900
i would love a pdf compilation of these pics with the ingredients list

>>19344900
Op pls be my bf, i promise to clean out my own litter box

>>19355701
>why the fuck do you have so much meat?
what, are you gay?