/ck/ - Food & Cooking

girls are gross, should've took another dude out, would've been sexier and more enjoyable

>>19339163
I don’t find dudes attractive.
Maybe a very feminine dude while being drunk.

>>19339163
OP here. This all happened last week before Pride Month™, but I will be taking another dude out tonight before we head over to the standard fuck party to celebrate the season. Delivery apps are still for faggots though.

>>19339163

going to restaurants is a scam

>>19339188
>discord
>bluetooth on
>gps on
>20% battery

>>19339188
This is why all bottoms should be vegan.
Also does douching help alleviate this at all? I'm always clean inside and out before the act afaik

>>19339306
>bottom
>getting rimmed

>>19339160
iktf
This happened to my favorite noodle place. It used to be this comfy little single room joint with an open kitchen and enough tables to comfortably seat 15 people max. Extremely affordable with generous portions. Then wu flu happened and so came the rise of slop delivery apps. The restaurant closed for "renovations", reopening in 2022.
>The kichen had been expanded to take up the entire interior to churn out as many orders as possible.
>The only seating is now 4 shitty tables on the curb outside, about five feet from the busiest street in the city.
>Delivery drivers are constantly coming and going through the already cramped seating to pick up orders.
>The food used to be served in ceramic bowls and steamer baskets, but now everything is dumped straight into disposable plastic containers even if you're eating "in".
>Portions were noticeably smaller and the ratio of meat to noodles was totally off.
>All this and the prices went up 20%.
This was my favorite place in the city, but now I'm never going back.

>>19339160
>15% service fee
Well then that's their tip

>>19339160
you voted for this

>>19339330
Are you implying tops don't eat ass? Maybe you just give quick pay energy?

>>19339160
hard to blame restaurants for wanting to stay in business. inflation is destroying already razor-thin margins. can't imagine anyone wanting to open a restaurant in this economy

Inflation is fucking us all in the ass, if these restaurant owners want to complain about people not eating out they should strangle an elite banker with their own intestines.

>>19339381
That fucking sucks.
>>19339447
>>19339483
Inflation plays a role in it, but the delivery apps that shave 30% off the top are making a bad problem worse. They're bleeding the restaurant industry dry all because faggots are too lazy to just call their orders over the phone and pick them up themselves. And then the apps use mafia tactics to bully restaurant owners into taking a cut from every order, or they will simply list the restaurant's menu on their apps without consent. The one thing blue cities are doing right is trying to reign these apps in by limiting their fees on every order. Really they should be forced to use a flat rate subscription model instead of jewishly siphoning a percentage from every transaction.

>>19339506
the restaurants are doing fine by having delivery options. they are getting business they otherwise would not have gotten. they can just cut their app off at anytime if they wanted to stop. a good restaurant wont offer delivery or even to-go orders

>>19339515
>they are getting business they otherwise would not have gotten.
Doesn't matter when the margins are so much lower.
>they can just cut their app off at anytime if they wanted to stop.
If they refuse to use the app then the company will just hire pajeets to call in every order over the phone.

>>19339483
Financial services get fucked by inflation just like every other industry.
Or maybe I’m just not at the reptilian alien level yet idk

>>19339599
>th-think of the poor bankers, anon!

>>19339381
>This was my favorite place in the city
Urbanoids deserve every bad thing that happens to them.

@19339537
wrong

>>19339163
more like wholesome, a bro truly cares about you unless they're a top, you're out the door before the nut in your ass is evening dripping.

>>19339506
The restaurants compensate by increasing their prices on delivery sites. Most decent places tack on a couple bucks to anything you order online to combat the bullshit. There are some cheap ass places that don't, but those are cheap ass places for a reason.

Also any actual decent restaurant doesn't do delivery bullshit, so it's your own damn fault for not planning a better date.

>>19339160
What sort of soup contains meat itfp?

>>19339705
Asian noodles like ramen

>>19339686
Times are tough and I'm not taking a bitch to a nice restaurant unless it's her birthday. Hope she likes burgers.

>>19339619
Just because you don’t understand what they do or how they work doesn’t make them evil little buddy.

>>19339381
At that point why not just go delivery only?

>>19339599
depends what level of financial services you're talking about

>>19339759
Depending where you are, that's illegal

>>19339391
was going to say this, that's actually their tip. seeing more and more places do this, I think a lot of zoomers have taken the nigpill and just flat out never tip

>>19339621
Get off the internet. Technology isn't for hicks.

>>19339381

This happened to my favorite Chinese restaurant. COVID and people ordering from delivery apps, totally destroyed the quality of food and service. Clearly myself and my family weren't the only ones who complained and were fed up. Eventually the place closed. I miss what that place once was and I haven't found a worthy replacement since.

>>19339160
Uber and Doordash people need to get to the back of the line

>>19339391
I will happily tip 20% for good service, but if you try to force me to tip you get fucking nothing.

>>19339306
>>19339330
>>19339437
Sometimes some tops that I fuck make me eat their ass and holy shit I want to kms. Its almost always those hetero closeted middle aged men with a family too. Atleast wipe your ass??