/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19332310
your dick

It's been so long but I remember it being amazing

>>19332310

>>19332310
>>19332330

both of these are still available... ecto cooler in a can and pitch black is at buffalo wild wings

>>19332310
You need your pinky toes

t. missing a pinky toe

>>19332339
it didn't taste the same.

>>19332346
different recipe.

>>19332330
I loved Pitch Black, I would recommend giving Canada Dry Blackberry Ginger Ale a try.

It was these for me, but they're comin back baby.

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/old-bay-seasoned-goldfish-crackers-return-for-a-limited-time-301819622.html#:~:text=We%20are%20so%20thrilled%20to,NA%20Consumer%20at%20McCormick%20%26%20Company.

This shit was so good. It's not like the show accurate cereal they make now but still good. I think it's just recolored rice crispies with sugar

>>19332339
>>19332388
This is your face on materialism

>>19332890
>SPIKED
>non-alcoholic btw :^)

>>19332310
already a thread up
you even took the picture from it
>>19304810

>>19332310
None, I can live and go on happily without thinking about the past.

i never say or even think things like "i'd sacrafice my toes for" or "would cop of my hand for" something etc because i'm scared a gene or someone like that will appear and actually do it

>>19332310
Food companies can bring back items to mobilize their personal army of cu/ck/s. They're probably the most vocal retards on /pol/ demanding to return to the good old days of consumer gruel.

>>19332862
Isn’t this the same guy who actively collects decades old candys and cereals still sealed in the box

>>19333050
no. I posted the picture there too.

>>19333365
Yeah. Matt from dinosaur dracula. He lost his will to live and hardly posts anything good now. his old site x-entertainment was hilarious, though

>>19332326
TEST

>>19333403
Why would you make a duplicate thread? You're a fucking retard.

>>19332890
I had this once at a taco bell, then the next week it was gone. Its so much better than butthole blast. This should've been the exclusive.

>>19333462
those anons arent posting things they'd sacrifice a body part for. that thread is like white people food, flavorless. I added some spice.

>>19332890
Holy shit I remember how good this fuckin was

>>19332862
He's so happy :)

Maybe not my pinky toes, but definitely the middle toes from both feet.

Dilbertito , no question

>>19332310
I miss toast toppers, especially the mushroom and bacon one.

>>19333684
oh shit I remember those were the tits

>>19332310
Not a food or drink, still miss them

>>19333915
>based fossilized dinosaur egg enjoyer

Altoids sours were so damn good

>>19333919
the 90s really were the best. civilization's magnum opus

Cider ice lollies that tasted like actual (hard) cider.
B& because of "muh children's" moral panic in the 90's.

Kids are faggots these days and apple juice ice lollies don't come close.

OldSkool shandy.
Contemporary shandy doesn't taste right as they used beer flavoring instead of beer and artificial sweeteners instead of sugar.
Again, banned by the end of the 90's because kids are faggots. (0.05%)

>>19332310
Water without fluoride

>sit down at the table with the lads
>bust open my brown paper back
>fucking pizza lunchables and Hi*C
>and a bag of grapes with a napkin
thanks mom

>>19334043
I always had to make a massive stack with my lunchables. cracker cheese meat cracker cheese meat then try to eat it in one bite.

a texmex resturant i would go to every saturday after church with my entire family closed down if that counts. I loved it. the service was great, me and my sister would see if we could finish the chip basket before the waiter replaced it.

>>19334062

Smurfberry Crunch

pity the fool who never got to taste these

>>19334354
it's mixed root beer and cream soda

>>19334422
FYI adding cream soda to almost every pop makes it a thousand times better

>>19332356
How does it affect your life?

>>19332310
Coca Cola Lime. I make my own but it's just not the same.

>>19333924
raspberry forever

>>19333726
I remember getting a 20oz bottle of this when it was out and liking it but im scared if it was to get a re release i would end up buying so much i would get sick of it like i did with pepsi blue

>>19334422
>>19334428

>>19332862
The material world isn’t actually real.

>>19332310
I sacrificed my left foot for sweet tea and that's not even discontinued.

>>19332310
This stuff and nesquik buncha banana milk.

>>19332330
They literally stocked this again a few months ago. Might still be in stock. I didn't enjoy it as much as I remembered, and reportedly one of the ingredients had changed which might be why. Regardless, should have been a permanent flavor. The Circle K exclusive Purple Thunder flavor is alright though.

I would curse the world with these again
Especially the fudge ones, they were almost identical to grape at a glance so I was able to sneak handfuls of them into peoples candy dishes

>>19335145

>>19333659
I will bet you $839 that you have never taken a sip of anything Mountain Dew and thought "that's good,"

>>19333982
They couldn't use non-alcoholic beer?

>>19334072
What backwards ass Christian denomination made you go to church on Saturday?

>>19334354
I havnt thought of these since I was a kid, thank you anon these used to be amazing. If I remember there was an orange soda one too? Still got a bottle cap from one of these in my collection. Other anon is correct you can get real close to the flavor of these by adding cream soda.

>>19335904
kek

>>19335994
I don't bother doing it because I prefer the simple mix, but you can get even closer if you add a few drops of vanilla extract too.

Dont @ me surge fags

>>19332310
Alligator chips. I dont know their proper name but they were Lays style potato chips that were spicy and had an alligator with a cowboy hat on the bag. Miss that lil nigga like you wouldnt believe.

>>19334496
HEB has a lime cola. Its pretty good

NYbros please

>no officer you don't understand!
>I NEEEEEEEEDDDD MY HECKIN GOYSLOPERINO!

>>19332310
>The Hardee's Cinnamon Raisin biscuit
>discontinue their arguably most popular item so they could have their artificial scarcity "limited time" McRib wannabe item to trot out every so often
Fuck you, Hardees
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

>>19334062
I get it.

>>19336179
For me, it's honey mustard Dirty Chips. They disco'd them for some who-gives-a-shit meme flavor like Siracha or something i don't fuckin know

A more recent one but i loved these

>>19336283
Damn they did you dirty. The brand I was talking about was from the early 90's.

>>19333729
basado humado

>>19336179
Crunch-tators Mesquite flavor

>>19332310
Pre-ban 4 Loko was like liquid cocaine. . . .god I miss it.

these were top tier. I def sacrifice a toe for to bring back and keep them on the shelves. none of that limited time shit.

>>19335933
my senpai worked at the church and there was a saturday night and sunday morning service.

>>19335933
>not going to Vespers the night before Divine Liturgy
ngmi

I bought a waffle cone maker just to make my own.

>>19336681
Sorry no shelf space to spare, can't have any less than 1/3 of the aisle be sweet chili
I mourn with you.

>>19332310
>Hi-C
This is the drink that Bill Cosby would put quaaludes into and serve to unsuspecting women
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xNGFAaG2Mgw

>>19337399
Man the 70s seems so wild

>>19337399
they should have thanked him for the 'ludes

that shit is extinct now

>>19336668
I worked at a Budweiser distributor when they put the ban in and we had pallets of the pre ban 4loko that they just let all the employees have. It was wild.

anybody remember that ice cream with the caramel filled chocolates in the shape of turtles? I forgot what it was called but that stuff was amazing.

Some distributor came to a dance in middle school, this had to be 02 or 03.
They were handing these bad boys out for free.
I took like 8 of them. Good marketing too. I drank them every day until the were discontinued.
I get pumped as shit thinking about the first time I cracked one of these boys open.
Take me back.

discontinued in the US. I hear they still sell them in Canada.

>>19332310
i really, really miss these
and no those Sabrositos Salsa flavor chips are not the same

>>19337823
those were top tier.

>>19334460
he can't play 5 little pigs

>>19336174
Absolutely based. Nothing can compare to the taste of this drink.

>>19337443
>>19336668
I don't really understand the hype. it was just alcohol + caffeine, right?
you can buy 200mg caffeine pills at Wal-Mart. is there a difference between popping one of those and drinking a new Four Loko, vs drinking one of the old ones?

now they only sell it in Cadanna :<

Bring them back!

>>19334072
Um no it doesn't count this thread is for posting the same fucking shit every fucking three days for the past however many years not for reminiscing about real food.

>>19337819
Literally just saw these at kroger today (US)

>>19338021
I'm not defending soccer mom legislation but the idea was it being pre-packaged like that was the problem. There's always been plenty of illegal things you could make with legal ingredients

>>19338156
My dad used to get those for me sometimes from the vending machine at work. Only sometimes, even back then they knew it was garbage junkfood. But thanks based dad

>>19338168
kek

>>19338168
>t. zoomer eternally asspained at missing out on 90s junkfood
I'm asspained too, but better to have loved and lost yadayada...

>>19338037
This is how you knew your friend's family was poor when you asked for orange juice and got that.

>>19338589
I don't think it's cheaper than OJ though it's still made of joose

>>19338589
>>19338591
oh actually no it isn't

What is the American obsession with ingesting as many industrial food dyes and emulsifiers/preservatives as possible

It's all bloated with corn syrup as well.

>>19338611
>the world's biggest producer of corn is also feeding 340M people and at about half the cost as most of ¥urop and Oceania are
what did you think was going to happen. USAmericans don't have to buy the cheap shit, they can buy anything they feel like paying for but the cheap shit is there for the taking as well.

>>19338616
Yes but America invented obesity

>>19338620
America once again stealing someone else's thunder apparently

>>19333726
Brian Redban bought pepsispice.com when this released and made posts for months documenting his failing health after consuming the product, then Pepsi threatened to sue him into oblivion and he had to change it.

>>19338156
>Turtle Pies
>looks like you're eating pieces of Ninja Turtle
grim

One of the finest in the land, Surge was also good.

>>19338916
ninja turtle creampie took on a whole new meaning after the 90s.

>>19338176
haven't seen them in years.

>>19338716
>could have trolled them into the dirt
>had to ruin it by slandering their product directly
Great job, Redban

>>19335021
used to sell these at dollar general for a buck a year or so ago now im not sure if they just discontinued them for good

Not really a food, but bring back the original Powerade cap

I haven't seen a single picture of human food in this entire thread. The nice thing about human food is that you don't need a specialized factory to produce it and package it - you can just go outside and grab it. You can do it at home, for free! Try it! The next time your mouth starts watering because you saw a picture of a sour candy, take a moment and say to yourself - I could just go hit that rabbit and throw it in a pot with some leaves. For free!

>>19339240
>t. starving thirdie who only wishes he could catch a rabbit

>>19337819
Dorito makes these now.

>>19333924
get some kumquats or actual dried mango

you don't need 19th century simulacra of fruit when actual fruit is always available, lil,pissbaby

>>19339656
stop being such a faggot.

>>19332310

>>19333276
>muh /pol/ out of nowhere
You have mental illness.

>>19339861
no. it's pride month

>>19340061
so you're proud of being a worthless hated ignorant pile of shit? Amazon has rope on sale this week. you should get some.

>>19339867
i only had these because they came with shitty subway meals. don't think i ever went out of my way for them.

>>19340073
wait, you actually voluntarily walked into a subway and ordered food? yikes.

>>19340070
i can buy some black light rope at the goth club tonight. not going to, because it doesn't work with my 'fit and the markup is significant.

>>19340076
the 90s was a different time and it was usually a parent's idea. i always found the stench in there unbearable.

>>19339867
Those looked too much like those tiny wax candy juice bottles. Made me want to bite into them

>>19339867
Mondo > Squeezit

>>19332330
pitch black is hear year-round in new york, depending on what store you're in

Feel like I'd have my own Episode of the Madelines if these ever came back.

feel like shit, just want her back

>>19339113
>>19339650
Fuck I'm retard it was doritos not the lays

>>19333949
>Cider Loli
Beware of the orchards kids.

>>19340415
I have to find some.

>>19338183
>the idea was it being pre-packaged like that was the problem.
I get that and all, but it doesn't explain to me why anons -- who I see as a relatively resourceful group -- would wish for it to be brought back when you can make it for yourself at home with minimal effort and expense.

(it's even better if you use adderall instead of caffeine though)

>>19333919
>>19337334
you've unlocked some memories for which i thank you but for the record, these were garbage.

>>19339867
i drank so many of these as a kid once that i projectile vomited and never drank them again

I think I miss the time more than the drink, but still

>>19332310
You morons ITT reeeaaallly loved your specific brand of sugarwater didn't you?

What you wouldn't give to be able to guzzle it again....

>>19333910
but what is it? Is it a sauce? Is it cheese? Butter?

>>19333919
It is a food actually. How could you believe it's not a food?

>>19334043
>>19334062

My mom loved me so she made me a nutritious lunch. The Lunchables kids were neglected. Nothing so pathetic than a parent who buys prepackaged lunches for the kid to assemble. Just sad.

>>19336179
Hoppin' Jalapeno Gator Crunch

>>19341142
I miss my lunchbox lunches :[

>>19339110
no it didn't.

>>19341142
poorfag cope

>>19336174
anon, you just sent me back a decade with nostalgia

>>19341110
A kindred soul

>>19341110
I just threw away a case of these cans.

>>19341142
sounds like poorfag coping. nobody wanted to trade their fruit snacks for your apple alices, huh?

am i just broken for not having any nostalgia over food or drink
like outside of some meals my mother made, and some my father did too. But for like candy or junk food or prepackaged stuff I don't really think twice on it or "look back" at it.
Just seems weird to me. Not a boomer or anything, I'm 29.

>>19340080
didnt ask

>>19332310
It wasn't really a choice but apparently I am sacrificing my piggies for vodka.

>>19341336
It's a healthy thing. You're just on 4chan, and the website collects broken people.

>>19341385
i'm broken and i don't want to sound like some faggy "haha im SOOOO superior I didn't do what YOU did" but its just something ive never really thought about and now I do it just feels weird
like I ate junk food and stuff as a kid too I just never looked back and went "man that was great"
but i see these sorts of threads all the time

>>19333924
There's a candy shop that spent like two years making a perfect re-creation of them. They have a youtube and they used their patreon subscribers as taste testers. I can confirm that they taste exactly like I remember.

https://www.pd.net/products/tangerine-sours-secret-pre-order

>>19332346
BWW is MD Legend, which I would describe as "Medicinal Pitch Black"
or, I guess, "Pitch Black but they added ginger flavor for some reason"

>>19341938
Not just that, they also make raspberry now and, like, green apple, I think?
The dude went through so much effort fucking with candy to make it, too- like a little cement mixer looking thing to get the sour embedded in the wax and all that

>>19338156
I ate these as a kid, but they must've changed the recipe by the time I was eating them because they were normal colored golden pastry but the inside was a bright green "ooze". Pic not related.

>>19341953
Yeah these were very good, loved the swirl ones.

>>19332310
This shit right here. It was my absolute favorite as a kid and I used to beg my mom to buy like 12 cans of it every time she went grocery shopping. No other torts' i've ever bought since seem to bring back the particular flavor of this specific product.

>>19341991
besides the shape is it really any different than the ravioli?

>>19342013
I'm hoping there's cheese inside

>>19342014
It looks like it's mæt tort. In any case they have both mæt and cheese tortelini so I imagine those opttions are basically the same as what's in here

>>19342013
the meat may have been the same but the sauce and noodles were both different. the sauce was thicker and had a different flavor, and one of the reasons why they discontinued it was because the noodles didn't hold up well and apparently disintegrated in the can over time, though I never experienced this myself. the ravioli just doesn't taste or feel anything like the tortellini did.

>>19342022
that sucks. I really want to try it now too

>>19337819
Ketchup chips are a canadian staple like all dressed. Why don't you come up and buy a bag, eh?

>>19342100
we also have this inna land'own under. they're pretty good †bh. a bit odd though as Australians don't generally eat crisps with ketchup in the first place, yet the ketchup flavoured crisps are semipopular

>>19332862
Thats matt Carracapa. He effectively started all this. >>19333454

>>19341132
just barely

>>19342100
>Ketchup chips are a canadian staple like all dressed.
We get Ruffles All Dressed in the US and they're fucking delicious. It's a shame chips are $5 per bag now.

>>19342465
never seen them. what do they taste like?

>>19332310
>what discontinued food or drink would sacrifice your pinky toes for?

>>19342878
like a cross between bbq and ketchup. Slightly less vinegar-y but more sweet with a hint of extra paprika.

>>19332310
Twinkies. The originals.

>>19342910
banana flavor? are you 90 years old?

>McDonald's Super Hero Burger
Triple Big Mac on a sub roll with tomatoes. Best McDonald's burger I've ever eaten.

>>19342964
They were not banana flavored.

This shit was so good. I need to go back.

>>19343121
That reminds me of something that was only available for a short time in the late 90s at Taco Bell. I've never been able to find anything about it on the internet but I sweat it was called something like Cowboy Burger Burrito or Texas Bacon Cheeseburger Burrito or something like that. I was going to TB every day after school for this thing. It was so delicious.

>>19343162
The only weird dico'd thing from Taco Bell that has a cult following that I know of is the Taco Bell Beefer (kek), their sloppy joe from the 70's that used taco meat. But that's way before my time. This thing is supposedly fucking amazing, though.

>>19343162
Also, weird wraps were huge in the 90's so I don't doubt what you got from Taco Bell. Wraps were kind of a meme. Most of them were shit but the Long John Silvers wrap was hands down the best thing I've ever gotten from a fast food establishment. This thing was unreal how good it was. It perfectly nails taste and texture thanks to using an extra creamy mayo sauce in place of cheese and then rice and fried meats PLUS those little crunchy gravel bits they use at LJS.

I post about these shits all the time but I've yet to encounter anyone else who remembers them. They were incredibly good though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8oUG0F8138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eJS29xUeM0

>>19343126
they sure were. look it up.

>>19343126
you're dumb.
https://veteranlife.com/lifestyle/original-twinkie-flavor/#:~:text=But%20did%20you%20know%20that%20the%20vanilla%20center%20was%20not,real%20bananas%20and%20real%20cream.

Japanese crhsitmas cake flavour pepsi is by far the best thing I've ever drank

>>19343209
>>19343214
both gay

>>19343218
Are you sure that's not just re-branded Crystal Pepsi because "cake frosting" would be a great way to describe Crystal Pepsi's flavor.

>>19343237
It's more of a strawberries and cream flavour

>>19343218
I could go for Japanese Christmas Cake myself.

>>19343332
ok i'll take the joshi kyosai then

>>19343332
Do Japanese actually celebrate Christmas or do they just like all the trapping of Christmas holiday?

>>19343220
you're obviously butthurt because you got called out on your whole "muh original twinkies" thing. take a deep inhale of copium and eat a snickers. you act like a bitch when you're hungry.

>come here to say taco bell volcano meal
>google a picture in case people didnt remember the one time goyslop was good
>find out its coming back this month

>>19343406
>they will bring back rare items from time to time
I dunno if shrinking sizes and nuking half their menu will ever be worth it. Part of me thinking they'll never be able to make these things like they used to or secure the same suppliers and it just wont ever taste the same.

>>19343411
the artificial scarcity and random menu downsizes of places will never not be incredibly cucked. its one thing to have limited time items or experiment with new additions. but when your menu is literally 5 items that all taste like shit with occasionally something decent it just feels completely unneeded

>>19343418
The very slight downsizing ruined both the chalupa and the grilled stuffed burrito. There really isn't any reason to eat at Taco Bell unless you can't get over that chalupa shell. Half of Taco Bell's ingredients can be purchased in stores. The burrito supreme is 100% replicatable at home if you stick to their brand ingredients, including the refried beans. Tastes identical. Just re-grind the ground beef at home to get it to the right texture.

>>19337691
Was that like a Dr Pepper type drink?

That dino-sour frozen fruit juice you use to get at the safeway. That stuff usually gave me a headache from drinking so much, but I loved it. It was green.

>>19338037
One part orange juice
One part grapefruit juice
One part limeade
One part lemonade
Some marchino cherries a splash or two
AND THE MEMORIES WILL COME BACK TO YOU

>>19332310
I miss these fuckers so much ...
I used to buy some off ebay before they were all gone

I want my Big Xtra back McDonalds you cowards

>>19334619
>actually

>>19343549
We need the Arch Deluxe but they'll never bring it back because i'm pretty sure the bun, bacon, sauce, and patty are all unique.

>>19343542
that's just too many things to buy

>>19333924
Literally the best candy ever made.

>>19343758
that would be Big Chewy Nerds pre-hype. They got popular and somehow they ruined them, though. Dunno what happened. See how these are all weird and white and crusty looking? Yeah. They're not supposed to be that way.

>>19336668
I was addicted to these, the new shit is garbage hobo tier

Chicken Twister from KFC!

>>19335021
Still sold. It's hard to find, but it's sometimes at dollar general. It's also online for way too much.

>>19336668
Wait when did this happen? Anyway FUCK TRANNY LOVING ASSWEISER.

>>19337823
You just gave me a memory from being 5 and stopping at the gas station.

>>19337691
I worked at a mall during this time period and we loved going to CVS to try new sodas, it seemed like there was something new every week

>>19341314
Wow, you never grew out of child thinking.

We'd save our receipts to see who ate the most of these

>>19341991
The reason for this was they had to change the recipe for all of the sauces, including the normal Boyardee pizza sauce. They got rid of a few products that they couldn't get to taste right and changed the others. I was addicted to the pizza sauce. Governmental limit on M.S.G., even though M.S.G. was proven safe in the 90"s after the chinese food witch hunt. I guess money talks and demorats talk, guess who was in control of congress at the time.

>>19343903
I always wondered why all the Boyardee shit seemed like it tasted bland

>>19343903
litchrally none of these mental gymnastics are true. you people will make up fucking anything to gratify your fantasies

keebler used to make a vegetable cracker that was great but those assholes changed the recipe now they suck.

>>19343999
Just read this. If your old enough to remember and kept track of U.S. politics, sadly it's true.
>>19343903

>>19337417
apparently you can still get them in 3rd-world countries

>>19343889
>sourdough burgers
I had no idea BK had one of these. I remember Hardee's had the Frisco Burger. It was the first burger they made that wasn't total trash.

>>19336668
Just put Red Bull in the new stuff

>>19332310
I had Ecto Cooler in 2016 when they brought it back briefly. It tastes almost exactly the same as Arizona Orangeade.

>>19332330
I liked Pitch Black 2 better, which had a sour grape flavor.

>>19343903
Not sure if that's true. Chef Boyardee released some "classic" recipe products for a limited time and they were exactly as I remembered them.

>>19339867
These were pretty fucking amazing as a kid

>>19345504
I've never seen this flavor but I too want them to come back. sounds good.

>>19345504
who puts tomatoes on the bottom? soggy buns suck.

Only had it once but I still remember how good the flavor is. This stuff is why I love vanilla and banana pudding since they are so damn close.

tomato salsa shapes. first thing ill do in heaven is eat some.

>>19342896
This is just overpowered

>>19336223
go back

>>19341314
Not him but even as a kid I didn't like sugary sweet stuff so I'd be stoked with apple slices.

>>19335135
I thought you meant they looked like a grape.. then I understood you devil spawn

>>19343843
Uhm like 12 years ago, some states outright banned them. Same time alot of bars followed suit with not serving vodka redbulls ect at least where I live

>>19332862
he looks 20 and 40 at the same time, wtf

Checkers/Rallys apple nuggets. Now they just have McDonald's apple pie clones. No good.

>>19343332
Same here anon

>>19348919
mcdonalds apple pies aren't even the same anymore. I believe they're baked.

>>19332310
None.
But I do miss lizard milk.

>>19341142
I'm sorry your mom never bought you lunchables when you begged.

>>19348879
he looks like a bald guy who forgot to go bald

>>19334354
>a bottle on the outside, a float on the inside
What the fuck does this mean?

>>19349347
You're not going to get a "float" at room temperature. You're just drinking re-branded cream soda.

>>19332310
Juicy Juice orange-mango is Ecto cooler without the green food colouring

>>19332310
For some reason, eating these and then drinking a coke gave the coolest tingly mouth sensation and flavor. Probably gonna get mouth cancer cause of it, but only candy I would actually buy and eat regularly.
The new Hawaiian Punch candy is different and not nearly as good. I miss these fuckers.

>>19332903
It's a clever pun referencing the spines of a cactus

>>19334043
I remember back in the day they came with a soda

>>19337399
Friendly reminder nearly every accusation was proven fake in a court of law, and Cosby was let free because of the obvious mistrial

>>19338611
>stop having fun
Post fridge + pantry right now

>>19343383
All the consumerism of American Christmas with none of the religious undertones. They also treat it as a second valentines day.

>>19335021
>if Dr Pepper was an energy drink
based Jolt

>>19343544
it'll be back, and it'll be crap, because they'll release it with crappy, low cost spicy sauce instead
bring back actual TABASCO SAUCE CHEEZE-ITS, those were AWESOME!! aNd believe it or not, after opening that plastic bag, I swear the flavor IMPROVED after a couple days/weeks of open air contact, never tasted a box of stale ones that didn't actually taste even better than an unopened, freshly baked batch box(swear they CAN'T go STALE)

>>19332434
do these just taste like Utz Crab Chips?

>>19336174
dude, this is the shit right here, i probably cut 20 years off my life with these things, the red ones were pretty bangin too

>>19332310
>discontinued food
McD's deep fried "apple pie"
7-11's pizza burrito

>>19336339
they still have these at dollar tree in my area

>>19334017
Bruh just re-drink your piss

>>19343173
reminds me of the Del Taco Taco Burger

>>19349357
I’m quoting the nonsensical packaging. I have no idea what you thought I meant.

I swear to god I remember vegetarian chef boyardee that was not cheese and had veggies in the sauce that came out in the 00's. It didn't taste like sugar and with a bit of chicken stock tasted really good.

>>19334062
I almost fucking passed out doing that, it all got stuck in my throat.

>>19343828
>>19339139
Oh shit I'll have to go look

goyslop thread

>>19332330
Yeah I bet you love it black

>>19349801
That was a "yes, and..."

I wasn't arguing with you.

>>19349093
They're still fried in HI

>>19343903
Those MSG morons taught their retard kids. I still hear about people with MSG "allergies" from time to time. The debunking never truly cures the foolish minds. I'm sure there are still people who believe there were Satanic ritual cults in daycare centers in the 80s. No amount of evidence can displace the seed of doubt for stupid people.

>>19343999

Vegetable Thins. The ones shaped like celery, onion, peppers and tomatoes. Those were so amazing. There's a cracker on the market with the same name but they're not in any way similar.

>>19349113

Lol, begged!

Why do you think anyone would prefer Lunchables to a homemade bagged lunch with a quality sandwich with fruit and a baggie of chips or crackers? Shit, even cafeteria hot lunch was superior to that cheese and crackers bullshit.

Lunchables was for sad kids whose parents didn't take the time or effort to make them a GOOD lunch.

Soggy, pallid bread discs to assemble a series of "pizzas" with a fun-size candy bar on the side? You requested this? HAHAHAHAA!!

>>19341195
>>19341314

Lunchables were $1. Cheaper than hot lunch. Way cheaper than a real lunchbox lunch. You guys are the grown up neglecterinos who had to eat the Lunchables, so we understand your being defensive now and pretending you were happy with that yellow box of cold crackers or warm meat disks while everyone else had a substantial and nutritious meal not made by Oscar Mayer. Sorry for bullying you guys back then. I hope you're okay.

>>19350271
>I almost fucking passed out doing that, it all got stuck in my throat.
That's what she said.

>>19350869
Hue hue hue

>>19350647
There are luciferian ritual cults in daycare now. They call it 'drag queen story hour'

>>19350705
Okay Poindexter. Everyone knows you got your head dunked in the toilet for having the audacity to show your face at the lunch table with peanut butter on a stick celery, you don't have to pretend it didn't happen.

>>19351078
>drag queens worship satan
Please be a troll.

>>19351136
>Satanism is le cloaked figures sacrificing goats and casting hexes

>>19351088
Kids that ate lunchables couldn't risk the energy expenditure of dunking other kids lel

>>19351205
Post wrist

>>19351245
Should I include the roastbeef sandwich with all the fixings, apple wedges and oeanut butter, juice box and crackers too? or would little mystery meat slices be more relatable for you as a size comparison?

Speaking of lunchables I miss these and the ones that came with the dessert pizza.

>>19343767
huh, didnt know big chewy nerds was its own thing.
Thought those kind of nerds were an easter only thing since ive seen them being sold as nerds jellybeans.

>>19332310
this weird shit. Hasn't been around since the mid 90s, but I can still taste it like I just had a sip.

Shit was the bomb.

>>19336668
This

>>19338037
Five Alive was the best

>>19338591
>>19338598
It's 41%-42% juice according to the company and to some UK government testing thing

>>19351597
They used to call them Nerds Jellybeans or some shit then changed the name and they got popular, now they aren't as good. If you buy a bag they taste like they've been sitting in a warehouse for 5 years.

>>19351528
Apparently they still do the dessert lunchable, they list it on their site.

>>19352138
there is so much sugar in them, it's all basically dessert, the "pizza" especially

>>19351253
you fucking bastard. i never thought id see these again.

>>19332330
>I gotta be honest with you guys...it's outstanding.

>>19343173
Imagine if they brought it back as a combo with the Nacho fries as a permanent menu item again...

>>19351253
>flavored like Blue's Clue's Berry
That packaging is nightmarish.

>>19351253
Weird this is the first time I'm ever seeing this. My toddler self would've been all over this because of the blue clues on it.

>>19355019
Not only that but it turns your shits green

>>19350652
Closest thing are vegetable crackers in MRE's. Squeeze your cheese on it and you're golden

>>19341953
deeeeeee-eeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeee-LICIOUS
deeeeeeeeeeeeeee-LICIOUS

>>19332434
>open carton of goldfish
>Sprinkle in some Old Bay
>close carton and shake
Is this too much for /ck/letts to manage?

>>19338589
huh? frozen concentrate is much cheaper, that's what my family had as kids

>>19332310

>>19356705
The yoshi apple would give me the worst fucking gas.. My mom stopped buying them for me even before they went away