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19335630 No.19335630 [Reply] [Original]

I'm gonna do it bros!

>> No.19335655

Waste of time and money for an epic meme dunk honestly

>> No.19335740
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>>19335630
mhhhh
i appreciate the effort, but some YTers already tried it.

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I think I made God cry.

>> No.19335752

>>19335746
Couldn't you have made a small one? Used less ingredients?

>> No.19335756

>>19335746
I hope you actually feel like a loser for making this. We need to shame idiocy again.

>> No.19335811

>>19335746
What does it taste like? Can we get some pics of it plated?

>> No.19335839

The bell peppers are the weirdest curveball for me, but other than that and maybe the pecans it just feels like something derivative of ambrosia salad

>> No.19335882

Neither Aunt Myrna nor Jack invented this, it's from a Betty Crocker cookbook published in 1980

>> No.19335916
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>>19335882
Proof?

>> No.19335923

>>19335916
Source: just trust me bro

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>>19335916
>>19335923
Cope

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>>19335811
I have to wait until it cools down and I'll keep you posted. don't let this thread die bros.

>> No.19336169

>>19335756
Jack we know this is you.

>> No.19336170

>>19335882
Who cares? People on /ck/ wouldn't know about it at all if it weren't for Jack. No one is even claiming Jack created this in the first place, so I don't see why you even brought it up in the first place other than you wanting to be a whiny little bitch

>> No.19336402

>>19335746
I wish you hadn't.

>> No.19336495

>>19335630
>this is what lolcows eat instead of grass
Good thread OP, watch out for your imminent stroke. Is jack dead yet?

>> No.19336526

>>19335936
>celery
ick
ack
into the trash

>> No.19336612

boomp

>> No.19336620

>>19335936
>betty crocker detected

>> No.19336646

>>19336147
it killed him
ja/ck/ really did it this time

>> No.19336655

OP wasn't strong enough
rest his soul

>> No.19336662

>>19335740
Yeah but I think most of those youtube videos are too biased against Jack. I'd like to see someone try it with an open mind and give an actual opinion.

>> No.19336669

>>19335746
This is worse than Pearl Harbor and Kurt Cobain's death combined.

>> No.19336743

>>19335936
These are just random jello salads which were actually popular in the 60s in burgerland, it isn't even close to Jack's recipe.

>> No.19336752

>>19335630
>>19335746
>>19336147
what did you do? just mix a bunch of shit together or is this some viral bull?

>> No.19336756

>>19336752
>Being this new

>> No.19336758

>>19335746
Show us what it looks like now that it's set.

>> No.19336759

>>19336752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>> No.19336761

>>19336752
Lurkmoar

>> No.19336774
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I can't believe OP is wasting all this food :(

I literally survive on one meal and 2 meal replacement shakes a day and he's wasting all this cheese and cool h'wip

https://youtu.be/7ZmqJQ-nc_s

>> No.19336826

>>19336774
Aren't these shakes a lot more expensive than cooking your own food?

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>>19336826
no, a shake is like $0.80 apiece. I buy Optislim not the gourmet shit

>> No.19336860

>>19336834
>Aus only rip
I buy Ensure plus here in US. Tried BOOST, but that shit tastes awful.

>> No.19336862

It's been 7 hours cunt. Where's the fuckin update?

>> No.19336866

>>19336860
Boost is okay but too sweet. I agree Ensure is better. Optislim is just dry packets (although they might sell bottles too for people to grab and go), so you can mix with water or milk or OJ if you feel like it. I just mix with water. It works pretty well, I don't get cravings for any specific foods so I feel like it's nutritionally sufficient

>> No.19336872

>>19336862
he accidentally made plastique and when he put it in the microwave, well :\

>> No.19336931

>>19335936
Stolen from Aunt Myrna

>> No.19336937

>>19336931
does he ever explain who the fuck Ont Merna even is or how he fucking knows her? I feel like he just randomly found some southern lady online and used pushed her as some kind of food guru pseudo-celebrity but she's just a dumb fucking dolt like him

>> No.19336939

>>19336866
>OJ
I have never heard of people doing this wtf

>> No.19336940

>>19336939
I was just sayin' anon. I wasn't suggesting it.

>> No.19336954

>>19335630
Happy pride month.

>> No.19336956

>>19336752
Scroll up, buttercup.

>> No.19336969

>>19336937
Nigga it's his aunt. Is you dumb

>> No.19336971
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This man is literally retarded

>> No.19336997

>>19336969
it's not his literal ont it's some dumb slut. probably an ont of churchfriend or something gross like that

>> No.19337034

>>19336937
Aunt Myrna gives a pre-recorded self-introduction before every Aunt Myrna recipe.

>> No.19337039

>>19336147
HURRY UP AND TRY IT (and let us know)

>> No.19337044

>>19336774
Buy beans and rice you dummy

>> No.19337048

>>19336954
Yaaas kween

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>>19335630
>>19335746
>>19336147
Some people just want to watch the world burn

>> No.19337128

>>19336997
For the love of God, ESL-kun, stop typing like that.

>> No.19337132

>>19335746
this looks like a worm colony under a microscope

>> No.19337822

>>19335630
OP if you don't post an update tomorrow I'm going to rape your dog

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>>19336971
but got his poopoo sauce on shelve at shitmart

>> No.19337900

>>19336752
>not knowing about aunt myrna

>> No.19337910

>>19335630
Where's the update you stupid faggot?

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>>19337128
I ant changing how I ont.

>> No.19338103

Damn. Jack is completely braindead. What was his career? How could a man this delusional and retarded marry, buy a home and have children??????

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>>19335630
Pls no...

>> No.19338145

>>19338103
He was a DJ in 1990s Southern California, basically anyone who stumbled into that job would impress a random Midwestern hick like Tammy on her first trip to the coast

>> No.19338153

>>19336971
How did this legitimate idiot qualify for a mortgage?

>> No.19338159

>>19336971
Just put him down at this point.

>> No.19338189

>>19338145
Wtf a dj??? That makes it even worse. That's not even a real job.. his wife has to be a nurse or something

>> No.19338192

>>19338189
She's some sort of secretary. Jack has never actually had a job his entire life.

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Is OP died?

>> No.19338331

>>19338153
His wife has a decent job while Jack just posts on Facebook all day and eats and has strokes

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>>19335756
Eat my ass anon
>>19335811
Soon anon...soon.
>>19337039
It's done retard. I just had to wait and sleep like a normal human being.
>>19337075
You are correct anon.
>>19336402
I have sorry.
>>19336655
I'm here anon.
>>19336758
I got you bro.
>>19337132
I know kek!

>> No.19338491

Fuck this smalls like shit!

>> No.19338498

To describe the taste is to discuss what shit tasts like. I almost puked eaten it and I would not recommend this shit to people I hate.

This is something that people in Guantanamo Bay would be forced to eat as torture.

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>>19338498
Forgot pic

>> No.19338503

>>19338331
How did this legitimate idiot convince a woman to marry him?

>> No.19338504
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Into the trash it goes. I hoped that you enjoyed what I made.

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>>19338504
Lmao! I hope this makes the poorfags of /ck/ seethe.

>> No.19338621

glad you didn't die anon, they should give you a purple heart now after eating that shit

>> No.19338630

>>19338536
Thanks anon
>>19338621
I would rather chug a bottle of vodka then to do that again.

>> No.19338711

>>19338331
This made me laugh way more than I’d ever expect. Thanks anon.

>> No.19338754

>>19336752
Newfags are insufferable. Lurk the fuck more you dumb bastard