/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19335571

"No thank you."

the same way you say no to everyone who invites you anywhere you sad lonely fuck

>"Oh man, I already ate. I will take another High Life though"

>>19335571
Say that you'd love to come but you are an ungrateful swine who thinks they are owed something other than an electric rod being jammed into your neck.

>>19335571
Do one thing! First pinch their nipples and ass and oenis and tits then kindly do the other one.

I can only hope OP makes it to his mid 30's when he dies in a pile up crash on the interstate leaving 2 of his children being viciously and brutally molested in foster care for years.

>>19335571
>he doesn't go to backyard bbq for good times
ngmi, snobby cooklet.

Stare at them blankly.

>>19335571
Sounds pretty good to me right now I'd enjoy the offer.

>>19335571
Bring some toppings or sides you lazy free loader.

>>19335571
You bring them some good meat and bread and help them cook.

>>19335580
It's fine. No one is inviting op to anything anyway.

>>19335571
What's your major malfunction, just dont show up if you dont want to be there? DUH!

>>19335571
If you cant say no to some retarded outing then you must be a stupid bitch.

I'm not working at some office to go some freaky office party. I'm there to do my work and be done with it. I want nothing to do with bitches and their office parties.

>>19335571
Bring an awesome salad

>>19335571
Start by not having these types of "friends" or "acquaintances" maybe? They're a waste of time.

They're poor but are trying to feed you, ungrateful piece of shit

>>19335571

i made a dedicated guide and uploaded it to youtube for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahCgADqInX8

>>19335571
if you have cash,
buy some real meat and show them how it's done

You can't say no, you must go and eat tthree hamburger

How would /ck/ make frozen patties palatable? Smash until paper thin?

>>19335571
You could have the most perfect 80/20 and fresh baked brioche and it would matter fuck all if you're backyard grilling your burgers on a standard charcoal grill. That entire process is mediocre by design. You might get lucky if you toss on Bubba Burgers that are loaded with fat and are sort of designed for incompetent slobs who are half drunk and can't cook, but the basic burger isn't complicated or fancy so your entire premise of the wal mart ingredients being shit is kind of dumb and gay.

I could make outstanding burgers with those three things (plus cheese and everything else, of course) because the way you make a good burger is technique and equipment. The quality of the bun or patty is really irrelevant and you only screw it up by making it fancy.

>>19335571
friendship is more important than being a picky æter.

you won't learn this until you're all alone someday and it's too late

>>19336303
only good post
this is a crazy goy slop eater cope thread

>>19336793

Snake Surprise

>>19336513
A standard charcoal grill makes the best burgers queer

>>19336868
everyone called that scene super rasiss which I guess isn't wrong but that's whole 10mins is pure cinematic joy

>>19336878
I concur with this. I have charcoal prepping right now with some burgers I'm about to throw on.

Also, foot long wieners. The longer the better

>>19336885
racist how? Cuz the street shitters eat baby snakes? hmmm

Or was it because the chilled monkey brains resembled blacks too much

>>19335571
>Oh no free food acckkackkk-!

>>19336893
I think it was just portraying subcontinentals as barbaric anon.

It gets worse though, I mean they have evil magic that can rip out hearts and possess people etc. I fucking love have brutal and dark that movie is. I would love to recreate that dinner for Halloween or something (but without actual eels, bugs and brains and suchnot)

>>19336899

That will forever remain one of my all time favorite movies. I first saw it when I was very young, 7 or 8 maybe. The other ones were great, especially the nazi one, but the culinary delicacies of this one really put the icing on the cake so to speak

>>19336909
I mean they fucking serve up tainted blood from a human fucking head!

I used to have link related on cassette when I was little

https://youtu.be/Fk-J4sK5z-4

>>19335571
Just drink and have fun. Its not about the food at all

>>19335571
>"i stopped at jack in the box on the way over"

>>19336899
It's almost as if one can still enjoy old art that was created with views that no longer match our own. Weird.

>>19336975
s'true

>>19336899
>subcontinentals
you misspelled subhuman

This is the kind of shit you can only accept if your 9yo sibling cooked for you from love and offered it with a smile,am praying you're trolling
>>19336304
You also need to kill yourself you cockroach eating nigger

If I see “Good Value” on anything I do a 360 and moonwalk back to my car. Even if you like the people you know it’s not worth sticking around because it’s not like they bought good beer with such shit taste.

>>19336513
Completely retarded take. Those great value frozen burgers are borderline disgusting. You can keep enjoying eating shit though

>>19335581
>>19335586
>>19335593
>>19335603
>>19335635
>>19336304
>>19336895
Lmao look at all these triggered white trash MORONS. Offended because they, or their dumb boomer parents that they still live with, UNIRONICALLY cook disgustng frozen burgers for guests.

>>19338019
no im offended because my dumb zoomer self (I dont live with my parents) UNIRONICALLY cook disgusting frozen burgers for myself (i have no guests)

>>19336513
I've tried twice to read through your post to give a proper response but you're just too much of a chip-on-his-shoulder red state leftist to bear. Try making your argument again while keeping in mind AOC isn't going to speak at your highschool graduation no matter how much you virtue signal on the internet

>>19336513
>ingredients are irrelevant, the tools are the most important thing
>for food
just when I think I've seen it all

>>19335571
could at least have some onions, mustard, and maybe a pickle desu