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Anonymous Tue May 30 16:51:24 2023 No.19328587 [Reply] [Original]

I’ll have the diet coke

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 16:52:21 2023 No.19328591 >>19328587 look how they massacred my nikocado

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 16:55:12 2023 No.19328601 >>19328587 >goes to subway “I’m eating healthy like that pedophile.” >orders a sandwich >5 cookies >2 bags of chips >Diet Coke “Why am I not losing weight?”

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 16:55:25 2023 No.19328602 File: 24 KB, 321x250, Conan-youLackDiscipline2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19328587 You lack disipline!

Anonymous Tue May 30 16:56:28 2023 No.19328606
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>>19328587
You don't drink diet coke because you think it'll make you thin, you drink it because it's not dense sugar water that you can't swallow 6 ounces of without feeling sick like the regular stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 16:57:03 2023 No.19328610 >>19328587 How many devil dogs and twinkies are you hiding in those folds?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 16:57:21 2023 No.19328612 >>19328602 He should hurt himself!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 16:59:38 2023 No.19328617 I'm fat af, but all the girls interested in me are slim.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 17:00:33 2023 No.19328623 >>19328617 Svelte model girls are the best girls

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 17:06:08 2023 No.19328641 >>19328617 how fat we talking

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 17:15:40 2023 No.19328673 >>19328641 35kg plus. Girls tell me I'm not fat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 17:20:04 2023 No.19328696 >>19328673 Maybe you're a billionaire all girls tell guys with money that they look good and aren't fat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 17:23:18 2023 No.19328713 >>19328641 'bout tree fiddy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 17:25:26 2023 No.19328718 >>19328587 Why can't they just lop all that fucking fat off

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 17:29:23 2023 No.19328731 >>19328718 I could loose ten pounds or so, but from what I've read that's some crazy surgery, a serious procedure. For ten pounds or so, fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 17:31:14 2023 No.19328735 >>19328718 I think the doctors do, they use vaccum cleaners to hose out the fat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 17:31:18 2023 No.19328736 >>19328731 Just do if and keto and lift for 5 weeks tops. I love how people will inject ozempic into them, get liposuction, and then say “going without bread is unhealthy.”

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 17:32:03 2023 No.19328739 >>19328731 >open hole >insert vacuum cleaner >suck >close hole For repeat offenders perhaps install some sort of hatch.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 17:34:33 2023 No.19328745 >>19328736 >>19328739 I'm glad that I already ate lunch, otherwise I'd puke.

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