/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19322486
I didn't know you could do that. This whole time I've been eating raw ass fish and shit.

>>19322474
woah that’s a big leg LMAO! and the cat gets a nice treat

>>19322486
Arx Fatalis is so fucking good. RIP Arkane, died too soon.

>>19322531
Founder left and made a new studio, they made weird west.

>>19322474
I thought this was going to be a minecraft webm

>>19322534
Oh thank god.

>>19322474
Sauce me on this.

>>19322530
I tried dumpster diving with some local freegans and if i could find stuff that had no business being labeled as reduced price in here (slav shithole) can't even imagine what you can find in the first world. And the process itself was fun, some sort of a wild spot fishing but you're kn the city, camping the back of the supermarket

Anyone have the webm of an Asian girl eating a raw chicken with its feathers still on?

>>19322474
is that rhea or emu?
ostrich is a red meat, despite being a bird, and it doesnt seem like it would be good fried like a chicken wing

Does anyone have the Pav Bhaji street food with PLENTY of BUTTER and PEAS that is India's CRACKLING HAMBURGER webm?

>>19321671
assuming thats mexican food. its probably corn, cojita cheese, hot sauce (not sure what brand), mayonnaise, Doritos, ramen and lime. Im just not sure what the orange sauce is.
tldr. search up elote en vaso and add Doritos and ramen .

>>19322520
god, I hate those eggs

>>19322535
i'm not dirtying that many dishes

>>19322912

>>19322474
stayed 'til the end

Look how there's less and less anons in these threads

>>19322953
For constantly shitting on US slop, UKfriends sure do seem to love theor boxslop.
Looks great, I wish we had those here.

>>19324077
Yeah, I hardly even come here anymore. The board's always just the same posts over and over again every sungle day.
Your typical webm thread consists 90% of a combination of Jack, bugmen, ghetto Indians, tiktok attention whores, and >do Americans really
It's all so tiresome.

>>19324237
Honestly, Ja/ck/ webms are the only reason I still come around from time to time. There's something comforting about it to me. It's like coming back to your childhood town to see that the place you used to play in is still there.

>>19323323
Why every time I see Indian cooking online, no matter what they do or what ingredients get used, it ends up looking like diarrhea?
I literally have an Indian restaurant city over and no matter what I order it looks and tastes good ?
Never in my life would they take ingredients in the video and just mash them together like that retarded Brit women that got posted once.

>>19324289
you've been getting dressed up indian food, the diarrhea sloppa is the real stuff

>>19324293
Dunno, I am in eastern eu, I don't really expect something produced in the former wine cellar accessed by side alley to be something special.
Especially when they are so cheap. Another thing that is strange, they constantly give you fresh citrus water on the table for free. Almost every restaurant has big margins in drinks and low margins on food, yet they continue to operate no problem.

>>19322953
I'd suck a dick clean off someone's hips for one of these

>>19324300
Indian staple ingredients are very very cheap

Eggposters get in here.

>>19322514
isn't this how you poison the goblin king to progress the story

>>19322906
Yeah i thought wild game meat needs a lot of cooking time and not just deepfrying

>>19324289
this guy's turkish though

>>19324447
That's got to be at least $300 worth of eggs, and that is just what we can see.

>>19323323
Thank you, Blessed King

>>19324447
how does he get out without breaking my heart

>>19322517
>The dough is smaller after an hour of rising
wtf

>>19324470
He smoked it all day before frying

>>19322847
wala.

>ctrl f
>mark
>wiens
>0 results

>>19324572
The only thing he breaks are eggs.

>>19325203
Why does he break the eggs? What did they ever do to him?

>>19323539
I wish this turbofaggot would die

>>19325333
Checked. Every time I watch a video with him in it, I hope he accidentally slices a finger off. It's never happened, unfortunately.

>>19323539
fucking roaches

>>19323539

>>19322543
I saw the beginning of this webm and decided to search for animal mukbang videos on YouTube.
Was not disappointed, many cute dogs eating human food

>>19325794
such lavish lifestyle, I so envy her haha and oh god look at them plump lips she's so pretty <3

>>19324479
>That's got to be at least $300 worth of eggs, and that is just what we can see.
I never thought of this before but considering that his massive amount of egg stock is all kept unrefrigerated, he must move absolutely crazy amounts of food per hour to consume that many eggs
And to top it all his neighbour has similar amounts of eggs kept in his shop! Do they have egg only fast food districts in India or what?

>>19324447

>>19325895
>egg only fast food districts
>in India
Imagine the smell

>>19325794
this one always baffles me. These people genuinely believe this salt bae knockoff is fine dining, cargo cult of a cargo cult

>>19326374

>>19326374

>>19322474
why the fuck would they fry it? that's disgusting

>>19324289
Oh hey, this guy actually looks normal when he's not doing the whole "stare at the camera while smiling like a psycho" schtick

>>19326585

>>19326585
instant classic

>>19324289
I would totally eat this man’s meatlog.

>>19325794
I know everyone points out the $9 water, but $65 for three scoops of ice cream, two pirouette sticks and some snickers under whipped cream is straight retarded.

>>19326585
house way too clean

>>19327222
That guy creeps me out

>>19324777
I know what the fuck

>>19327222
that couple looks very kosher

>>19322486
game?

>>19322520
Brains taste nice

>ctrl+f

no jak no halal cutie

>>19327300

>>19327318
he sadly couldn't use his hands even before the stroke.

>>19327394
I am hoping for a redemption arc where he comes out of the closet, starts eating well, and moves back to California but it probably isn't happening. He will stuff himself with cheese and meat until he dies to cover the pain

>>19327261
Arx fatalis

>>19327450
so you covered a roast in leaves, then foil, then paper, and then clay?
fuck this

>>19326144
>Imagine the smell
Indian fast food smells delicious but looks like absolute goyslop. Interestingly it isn't actual goyslop it's mostly green veggies and spices. Most asian fast food in general would pass for "healthy food" in the West

>>19327222

Not a day goes by where I don't wish Hitler had won.

>>19322543
> mukbang
> it's literally three burgers and some chips
pathetic

>>19327627
>yuka kinoshita
something about this gluttonous chink is just really attractive to me idk why

>>19322953
A curry HSP is pretty GOATed ngl

>>19325902
"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to drink this"

>>19326374
The kid with the dying inside smile getting hit multiple times always makes me laugh.

>>19327222
>Kim Kardashian bestie
no wonder

>>19322474
Got a giga bird leg, does some mini bird legs too.... why.

>>19325794
>>19327222
what does gold taste like I wonder

>>19327683
absolutely nothing

>>19327352
the most unfucked thing here should be the potato, right?

>>19327352
> just microwave the broccoli bro
> it's fine bro

>>19326585
This movie was shit

>>19327411
Who do retards wash their chicken?

>>19327421
>soggy bread

>>19327352
so if this is “level 1” i.e. literal beginner’s cooking, it isn’t a problem. a lot of people honestly just don’t know how to bake a potato
>microwaving the broccoli
ok that is unusual

>>19327731
old chicken has a very distinctive off-taste. washing it helps.
>inb4 just store it better
>inb4 just eat it sooner
as you mentioned, these are retards.

>>19326472
ahhh i'm going insane

save me seasoning police!

>>19327222
>gold can be used for a number of practical applications, including the insulation of computer hardware and even as a potential additive to medicines
>people just eat it like disgusting, wasteful pigs

I feel the same violent hatred towards the man who decided to put helium in party balloons, instead of making sure it went to hospitals.

>>19327222
You can buy food grade edible gold sheets like this by the hundreds for about 20 bucks

>>19327627
imagine the shits

>>19324289
jim belushi lookin ass motherfucker

>>19327782
Women should be rounded up like cattle and forced to have sex with incel men. Their tits and cunts are too valuable a resource to be left to the free market.

>>19327782
The amount of gold on a leaf is negligible, the leaves are quite cheap and sold as a premium item kek
>>19327810
Kill yourself retard

>>19322530
fake as fuck

>>19327411
>Playing with food so quirky
American adults regressed from being 15 year old emotionally to being 8

>>19327623
Point was the abstinence of toilets and use of street instead. All that sulfuric eggshit smell in that whole district would make me forget about the good odours from the food pretty fast.

>>19325080
this fucker terrifies me

>>19327733
If he used the right kind of bread it can be dunked quickly and still hold up to eat the sandwich. A dipped chicago beef with Giardiniera is heavenly.

>>19327421
>I'm ready to settle down

>>19322474
Perfectly good skin, wasted

>>19324447
One question I've never seen asked before is why do the eggs look so large in his hands? Are they like super jumbo eggs or is he just leprechaun size?

>>19327446
Mods

>>19329031
The one time Jack was actually in the right. This was a poorly designed product and they redesigned it later

>>19327713
>>19327737
Steaming vegetables is one thing a microwave is actually good for. Put it in a container with a little water and loosely cover with a lid, steams pretty well.

>>19327222
I want to stomp on that faggot's face

>>19327635
she has no period

>>19327306
>>19327318
>>19327334
>>19327352
>>19327413
is there any way for him to fix his arm or is it permanently fucked because of his strokes?

>>19322474
what a waste of onions

>>19330029
You can regain some use by exercising it so your brain rewires. Someone said he was refusing to actually do that treatment though.

>>19327782
>like disgusting, wasteful pigs
Gold is non-reactive so it just leaves your system and returns to the earth.

>>19329159
In case this is a legit post, he's using it upside down

>>19330369
It would have to be collected and processed again. Might be a waste of energy.

>>19325794
what a grotesque beast

>>19326374
Why did she bring her own seasoning if she'd never korean bbq before? She didn't know how it would taste. Plus it's a 99% salt prepackaged season WE EATIN FINE TONIGHT. Enjoy the high blood pressure.

>>19327635
Learn your slurs you fucking retard, chinks are Chinese.

>>19322618
What's happening here?

>>19330489
Looks like they're expanding from being put in a vacuum sealed box.

>>19327294
Lol wtf

>>19327446
Wow that is the worst video I have ever seen on 4chan. Reported

>>19327352
did this nigga just make a margarine pie?

>>19330425
Some folks are just ignorant I guess. It's like asking for cream cheese in a sushi roll

>>19327421
The most kino sandwich. Although classy people just dip it in the juice before each bite instead of holding sopping wet bread

>>19327453
I would give it a shot but I wouldn't even know what parts are edible. Is it just sinewy jaw muscle and skin?

>>19330308
Classic "if it is difficult it isn't worth doing" jack.

>>19328939
>he doesn't know

>>19330371
they tell you to flip it

>>19330371
Incorrect, learn your Jack lore before spouting nonsense.

>>19325080
>WHERE ARE THE KIDS MARK?!!?

>>19327016
Ironically, if it was cheap all these morons wouldn't go there.

>>19327731
black people

>>19330489
read the filename you phoneposting fucking retard

>>19327352
Man, even the shitty salad you get with your pub meal usually at least has a dressing.

>>19327635
>chink

She's japanese you inbred doublenigger

>>19322953
going to all that trouble for a top tier snack back then drowing it in shitty curry sauce instead of garlic sauce.

>>19331094
Why do Indians seem to like these bread omelette things so much?

>>19331408

Does she have squinty slit eyes? Then she's a chink.

>>19327876
belting implies a brit, but that's confusing because I know 0 people who wash their chicken

>>19322474
>just throw every ingredient in there, and fry it, and throw other processed heated up food onto it
>eventually it will taste edible
Jesus christ. It's like watching a nigger trying to cook. Bugs truly are subhuman.

>>19330433
>>19331408
why would you care about the details of a whore? just dip it in, and dip out

simple as

>>19326374
IRRATIONALLY angry at this

>>19327428
yo is that Simmons?

>>19327627
that's over 5k calories of big mac
She must fast for days in between videos to still be that petite

>>19327627
>>19331593
ran the numbers, jesus fucking christ it's 11800 calories of big mac

>>19324289
That's a strange guitar he's playing.

>>19322557
It is.

>>19327411
this is a blue board you can't post trans bottom surgery gore like that

>>19331269
Good morning

>>19331919
>>19331927
>>19331932
you like feet uh? don't answer I'm just kink shaming ya.

>>19325895
Eggs aren't refrigerated in most parts of the world. It has something to do with how they are cleaned I think

>>19325794

>>19331992
What an actual diabetes seeking fucking retard.
I'm fat and I still know not to eat too much processed sugar.
And even then, eating it in something like baked goods is much better than drinking it in soda.

Are they just know-nothing retards or are they trying to get the diabeetus for a fetish thing?

>>19326374
me on the left

>>19325794
Expensive, but she's worth it. She fine af.

>>19327411
this tik tok ragebait meme is the purest form of cancer i have ever seen, truly americans shot the nukes into the wrong country.

>>19332039
It's ragebait. This person doesn't actually do this.

>>19332504
>It's ragebait

Then they're even more of a retard.

>This person doesn't actually do this.

Was it fake sugar then?

>>19328881
it's not a chicken, that skin is probably thick and tough

>>19331938
the way he cuts the yoghurt but scoops it all fucked up is driving me mad

>>19322517
These things can be tricky to make because of how much the dough likes to explode on you.
Always err on the side of understuffing.

>>19327421
now thats a proppa sloppa

>>19331593
she probably skips food the next day then eats one small meal a day for a week or so

>>19332729
>>19331601
can also supplement with extreme physical activity. Back when I used to do long duration hiking, I'd burn around 8k calories for a 6-8hr hike, and I wasn't really in any great shape so I didn't look buff or anything like that

>>19324289
this would be a nice place to take some friends to dinner

>>19324300
>in eastern eu... they are so cheap... has big margins in drinks and low margins on food, yet they continue to operate no problem.

how do you say "money laundering" in your language?

>>19325895
>Do they have egg only fast food districts in India or what?
cheap protein
easy to raise chickens

>>19332515
It was real sugar. They've just never done it before or after this video. It was just to make people laugh or get mad and react.

>>19324289
People post it to shit (no pun intended) on jeets

>>19322615
Never really saw a point to baking mac and cheese.

>>19323323
Not a fan of cumin, otherwise looks solid.

>>19327421
Peak slop

>>19327446
The best oysters.

>>19327450
>>19327606
Beggars chicken.
It is all about the presentation.

>>19327731
Cheap chicken often isn't well cleaned so it'll have small feathers, blood, and bone pieces attached.

>>19327683
>Why are we here? Just to suffer?

>>19333388
cumin is the best spice but it immediately turns to BO upon eating it

>>19333381
I think people like the crust it gets on top. But I always thought it makes the macaroni absorb too much of the sauce and it's not as creamy anymore which I don't like.

>>19331949
Do Americans really?

>>19332186
Get better taste in women

>>19328494
If only there was a place nearby where I can get some. I haven't had an Italian beef with Giardiniera in years.

>>19332186

>>19324254
Watching Jack makes me feel good, it's comforting that no matter how retarded I get, I will never hold a candle to Jack.

>>19331949
Fuck me I could go for a full English right now

>>19331593
she has that disease where her body only digests like 1% of the food she eats.
there's an xray pic of her stomach after eating somewhere on the internet, she more or less shits most of it straight back out

>>19322517
Watching the dough unfold was surreal

>>19331982
>Sir... SIR!
>PLEASE STOP JUGGLING AND GIVE ME MY FUCKING POPCORN!

>>19334708
>*ignores your beta ass and juggles your popcorn some more*

>>19331949
it always infuriates me when he fucking dips the brim of the hat on the fucking soup

>>19326374
This niggers smug aura angers me greatly.

>>19331415
It´s the people´s protein, pork is haram, beef is pajeeram and goats and chickens are more efficient when used for their milk and eggs respectively. A loaf of bread and egg in some form is their basic food item like an hamburger would be in america

>>19328448 >>19331359

>>19331094
Alas, to have devoted a full life to the egg and only achieve a mockery of the Surly King's mastery. This sandwich is a fool's wisdom.

>>19327421
>based on a recipe by Jonathan Nolan
>plated by BRAVO Nolan

>>19331992
>I have 5
Puts in 4, doesnt drink it. Weak.

>>19325794
Bitch looks like that racist pokemon lol

>>19330424
lmao

>>19326374
>not a single reply about the /ck/ on her shirt

>>19331982
Its funny cause he's fat

>>19333899
I hate to break it to you bud but this guy is in all likelihood a Brit
Car was right hand drive

>>19335919
OK I checked and he's Bolivian
Unclear where he resides
Foodandme or smth on tiktok

>>19331927
What exactly is that? It looks like the video was taken in a restaurant, so presumably these people are paying for...a big ball of something and some green water?

>>19331982
I would hire him immediately

>>19325895
Most people don't powerwash/bathe in chlorine/use a grinder on their eggs, so they stay good for about a month in room temperature outside the US.
in fact, the eggs in my cunt stay good for about a month over the expiration date if refridgerated
that said, don't actually know if they're better/safer

>>19335666
my first thought

>>19322520
>brain
of what?

>>19336249
probably pig

>>19331966
>YOUVE SUNK THE BURGER.

>>19331949
*nods respectfully towards food*

>>19331966
Is he using metal utensils in a teflon pan?

>>19335931
>Unclear where he resides
how the fuck is it unclear retard

>>19331966
this has to be some kind of attempt at parody right?

>>19331938
The individual dishes are so delicious but this looks all kinds of fucked up
t. turkroach

>>19333113
they don't need to launder money through restaurants over there

>>19322474
Why
Why must it always be fried

>>19336183
american eggs stay fine for a month at room temperature what the fuck are you talking about?

>>19336693
Could you list the names of the dishes pls baba slm aq?
t. played knight online with turks

>>19323958
This just looks like a different version of the depression-era water/vinegar pie. Once it sets it probably tastes breddy gud desu.

>>19325794
>they never shoulda given you niggas money
Captcha: NGGG0D

>>19335666
stop leaving hints satatn

>>19335033
>chicken milk
Are you retarted

>>19330532
Probably a teppanyaki cook practicing at home, or showing how to practice at home.

>>19322474
It makes no sense to fry it, let alone in sneed oil.

>>19336768
The "respectively" there means goat milk and chicken eggs only. Not that both animals produce both milk and eggs.

>>19331927
Always wondered what that one guy's deal was. In the second shot, he has his tray flipped over so he doesn't get the firat squeezed ball of stuff, then flips it back over so he gets a later ball. What's his endgame?

>>19326374
Nigerians are the worst for this. Lived with some for a while and they'd eat mouldy plantains, fish head soup and other disgusting shit. Their taste buds are completely shot genetically.

Am too lazy to search this thread but I saw a tiktok where someone was cooking literal doves on a skewer on their grill,feathers and everything till they were charcoal.Worst thing I ever saw

>>19331932
i thought his toe nail was sharp

>>19327222
are people really this shallow?

>>19338123
Ill never forget this nigga, always had the disgusting cooking videos but also with profound philosophy. What was his name?

>>19338250
>was
Shockingly enough he's not dead yet (as of 11 days ago anyway)
https://www.youtube.com/user/masaohf/

>few months ago
>tries to clean his oven by drenching it in rust remover
>some party pooper in the comments warns him it's highly flammable
>buys an electric burner and never uses the oven again

>>19326374
If this doesn't make you want to scream FUCKING NIGGERS at the top of your lungs I don't know what does

>>19323966
What never being refuted in life does to a bitch.

>>19324447
how does even even go out so far as to what like

>>19325895
eggs last for weeks without a fridge in countries that don't sand-blast their eggs, ameribro

>>19331593
>>19331601
>>19334366
She's bulimic, you utter fucking cretins.

>>19331094
is he a wizard

>>19325794
kek. I remember looking that place up. It's not even well rated, it's just some yuppie "fancy" restaurant (not that the video would fool anyone). Just seems like an absolute waste of money.

>>19331359
They're over at phed mark.

>>19327411
Desecration of animals bodies should be a crime

>>19338325
It’s not dinotendies is it?

>>19331094
>uses his disgusting fucking fingers for everything

>>19322530
>>19327859
of course it's fake it's fucking joey salads
who throws away a half drunk coke WITH the top on it? who throws a tub of ice cream? and how is a tub of ice cream only half melted? who throws a hostess cupcake AFTER taking it out of the package? how come everything is still in the package instead of wallowing around in garbage juice?
that's the cleanest sack of garbage i have ever seen in my life

>>19327294
Based

>>19327222
Honestly the worst part is dipping them into ranch. I hate people who do that for any sort of chicken wing.

>>19331956
this is me but with asian pussy
(ive never had sex)

>>19327627
So, she just sits on a bucket while eating all this food, right?

>>19330532
look up "heartbreaking chef" or something

It's a funny or die sketch

>>19322474
I was with him up until he started frying it

>>19322530
You'd have be mentally ill to eat something someone ate and threw in the trash, people spit boogers, snot and cum on that shit, also they could have some fucked up mouth disease too

>>19340996
it's called being "not white"

>>19322543
>Attractive male dog
>Chubby woman
YJK.

>>19322847
Damn that's like only somewhat less dirty than my microwave

>>19332186
Why are you black?

>>19326374
i knew this would get posted and piss off all the white ppl lol

>>19340996

I did it once with an eclair

>>19341009
You too. >>19341012 I want to know why.

>>19325794
>everyone saw that nigger waving his knife at me before a shot him, right?

>>19341012
why in the fuck would 70iq groids in a korean restaurant piss white people off?

>>19325794

Money really can't buy taste, can it?

>>19341056
>Money really can't buy t
it's called payday loans

>>19341051
retard

>>19341063
suck my dick faggot

>>19327731
They keep it until it starts to go bad/buy half rotten meat and are convinced all poultry is slimey

>>19322486
this is how an indie dev thinks you make apple pie?

>>19341096
Where you at?

>>19322530
>he doesn't actually eat any of it
>it's a shitty video about "food waste"

>>19341231
montreal hell's angel's clubhouse

>>19335340
>when the food tastes funny

>>19341247
How are the shrooms?

>>19341267
which ones? visit the mycoboutique

>>19322474
Good webm. Contains best animal eating birdmeat.

>>19327846
kek umad betabuxxing fag

>>19324219
that's Scotland/norf only iirc, we don't have those on the south coast

>>19327413
the cheese and meat is by far the most healthy stuff he eats
look at the fucking readi-whip pie with crisco crust lol

>>19327450
the foil completely ruins the immersion and authenticity

>>19322474
It was good until he put it on sneed oil.