/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Nice. I had a cannoli last night for desert.

>>19326518
cannolis are desserts perfected. non-new-englanders will NEVER know the pleasure of a real one

Tiramisu is better

When I was a kid, I was pretty lower middle class to kinda poor, my parents mostly used my dads pension and my moms income to support us, but we could make do. I’d of course had other desserts like cake and ice cream and shit, but one time we visited my dad’s side of the family, and they had a whole table splayed out with fancy looking desserts and shit that looked professionally arranged. Out of all of it, I gravitated towards the Pumpkin roll for some reason, and ate nearly the whole thing before my parents found me, covered in cream cheese frosting. I still fucking love pumpkin rolls.

>>19326518
haven't had one of those in a coon's age. I might have to hit up the Italian market on my way home from work tomorrow.

>>19326580
>coon's age
Excuse me?

>>19326592
>excuse me
fucking zoomers

>>19326601
Racism is not a generational issue. Check yourself, and use your words more carefully, fool.

>>19326605
it's an idiom about raccoons you fucking retard.

not even a coffeefag or guido but tiramisu does something for me, any time i see it i get it.

>>19326605
only a racist zoomer faggot would think it was about blacks.

For me lately it's been crumb cake. Not like a shitty Entenmann's coffee cake, but a proper new york-style crumb cake like picrel where the cake-to-crumb ratio is like 1:1

>>19326660
My family calls me a brown nose for it but I still visit my grandmother every Sunday because she bakes like, 3 coffee cinnamon cakes that are 3/4 crumb. I take a nap on her couch after and feel more invigorated than taking a 12 hour slumber.

>>19326660
that looks delicious.

>>19326518
Tiramisu
Torta Caprese/Flourless chocolate torte
Red Velvet Cake
Panna Cotta
Creme Brûlée

>>19326605
Based Zoomer putting the M*llennial back in the barcade

>>19326660
coffee cake is also an S tier dessert

>>19326669
Based and grandmapilled. There's a coffee shop near me that makes it with a layer of dried apple baked in between the cake and the crumb layer, and that's the one that got me hooked
>>19326672
It's great

>>19326660
that thick crumb topping is making me salivate, looks almost fudgey in a way

>>19326764
your brain knows it would just melt in your mouth.

just dropping by i ate this and its slop

>>19326800
famous Amos curb stomps that old bitch

>>19326802
Pepperidge farms doesn’t remember asking.

>>19326812
fuck. Milanos are king.

>>19326812
i kneel king.................

>>19326518
based
>>19326533
based
>>19326537
based

>>19326518
I don't really like them myself but my mom loves them and I was a shitty kid. Any one havea recipe for creme puffs? I know it's probably not easy but I do pretty good with go instructions.

>>19326812
I love it when my cookies taste like toothpaste

as an italian american, cannolis are good but overrated. nothing comes close to pic related. crispy on the outside, but with a soft ricotta sponge layer on the inside. great for dipping in a coffee, and not as much as a guilty feeling as eating a cannoli.

>>19326922
These are fucking great, the texture experience of biting through all those layers is kino. Top tier pastry

>>19326562
oof, hard to beat this for me

>>19326568
>When I was a kid
>dads pension
Jesus Christ, how old was your dad when he had you?

I don't know why, but my current favorite dessert is the generic birthday cake that you can find at supermarkets. Again, I don't know why, I've had better desserts before.

>>19327070
40ish. It’s a police pension.

>>19326518
>>19326537
>>19326857
>>19326922
I think cannoli are best in their simplest form. I recently had the opportunity to try various flavors of cannoli. I went with a plain cannolo, a pistachio cannolo, and a raspberry cannolo (this one was the shop's signature item). The plain one btfo out of all the other flavors. The pistachio was my second favorite, but nothing beats plain.

>>19327085
Oh, that's not so bad then. Thought he was already a retired boomer when you were born. My bad.

>tfw when I was in first grade, most of my classmates & myself had parents in their late 20s to mid-30s
>one girl actually had a dad in his 60s

>>19326518

>>19326682
>red velvet
at least you said creme brulee
>>19326922
strange looking

>>19327108
My uncle is like 2 years older than me

xin chào, also suprised to not see the humble ice cream being celebrated

>>19327640
the ben and jerrys cannoli flavor is pretty high

>>19326605
Fucking zoomers, literally nothing he said had anything to do with race. It's a brand of cheese retard.

>>19326605
Lmao retard

>>19326802
Nobody cares about your famous anus and its shit cookies.

Italians can't into desserts, don't post that shit here again. A bippity boopity mama mia fuggedabouddit.

>>19327640
I also enjoy weird green desserts.

>Favorite dessert
More dinner.

You will never understand

>>19326614
Seconded. I don't drink coffee often but choice sweets flavored with coffee are great, and tiramisu is the pinnacle.

Don't eat jizz
just eat peen
know that it's
better than sheen
if know wrong
know one thing
girl dead last
not real swing

>>19328381
I guess not. way too sweet and unironically not that good.

>>19327628
I once coached a "mathlympics" team and I had two kids with the same last name on the roster. At first I thought they were twins, but they were actually uncle & niece.

>>19326669
Extremely based. My grandma used to bake and cook for me and my brother. Its almost 10 years since she called me and said shes too tired and its time to say goodbye. I was travelling on another continent at the time. Didnt make it back in time for the funeral. Miss you farmor

Some good picks itt, but a fresh-baked chocolate chip cookie is pretty hard to beat

I can't find it anymore and it wasn't actually that good but those old jello and cream dessert had a special place in my heart. It was basically picrel but sold in a swirl cake shape container and was so cheap and artificial.

>>19329516
just mix strawberry jello into yogurt

>>19329516
Found it

>>19329534
No it has to be this cheap stuff

>>19329540
Goddamn, I think I saw those in or next to the deli section at my local supermarket. I always thought it was a spread or one of those weird midwestern-style "salads." Never would've guessed they were desserts.

>>19329545
yeah they were always on the lower shelf under the premade sandwiches and other ready-to-eat store made foods.

>>19329560
I think I'll go pick one up in the near future. I've seen them for literal decades, I might as well give one a try. It just never occurred to me that a dessert would be located so close to various salty & savory selections.

Are they generally a picnic staple? I mean, it would make a little more sense that way, since many such items in that section would suit a picnic.

>>19329034
Og jeg savner dig, min lille Jens...

For me? It's gotta be the humble butter tart. Or nothing beats a juicy apple pie.

>>19329582
They're honestly not that great, it's just jelly in a whipped or thickened cream with fruit flavor. The appearance attracted me as a kid and I wa salways overjoyed when mom accepted to buy one.
And actually looking at the ingredients it's really not that nice.

>WATER, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, GELATIN, HYDROGENATED PALM KERNEL OIL, CITRIC ACID, SUGAR, NATURAL & ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS, SODIUM CITRATE, SALT, POTASSIUM SORBATE (PRESERVATIVE), DEXTROSE, SODIUM STEAROYL LACTYLATE, POLYSORBATE 60, POLYGLYCEROL ESTERS OF FATTY ACIDS, XANTHAN GUM, METHYLCELLULOSE, SOY LECITHIN, DISODIUM PHOSPHATE, YELLOW 6, BETA CAROTENE (COLOR), RED 40, YELLOW 5, BLUE 1. CONTAINS SOY.

>>19326533
fuck that looks sex

>>19326812
>mint

You blew it.

>>19329598
>tfw sugar is the second-healthiest ingredient
>tfw the healthiest ingredient (water) doesn't even have nutritional value at all, it's just healthier by not having any detriments

>>19329600
I now want to put my dick into a cannoli.

>>19329598
>>19329618
Xanthan gum is harmless.

>>19329651
I'm mostly surprised that there's actually no cream or any dairy in there

Now I just want a tiramisu cannoli

American cannolis MOG the fuck out of Italian cannolis. I was in Italy last summer and they fill them with this weird hard white chocolate kinda shit, and sometimes they put wine in the crust for some reason which turns it a gross color.

>>19326518
I always wished they made these with ice cream instead of the stupid rigota cheese or whatever they use. Like who the fuck wants cheese I their dessert? Nasty

Pretty good. Been a while since I've been over seas

>>19328351
do you like red bean

>>19330101
>cheesecake
>tiramisu
>martabak
>knafeh
Cheese-based desserts are not that uncommon and even exists worldwide.

>>19326922
>>19328381
shits just getting weirder and weirder

>>19326537
new-englanders don't know shit about anything outside New England.

>>19326922
They have these at Trader Joe's, never seen them anywhere else. The ones I've had have been alright but not spectacular

>>19330388
They have to be really fresh to be any good. If the pastry layers aren't really crispy it's pointless, so prepackaged ones wouldn't be any good. You might be able to salvage them heating them up in the oven, but really it's a "get one from a good bakery and eat it right then and there" type of thing

>>19329418
Couldn't agree more. Freshly baked cookies are simplying amazing. Warm, and can either be chewy or crunchy.

>>19329611
Too spicy for you?

>>19326537
Indeed, the Italian twist on the classic taco.

>>19330102
ew

>>19326922
It looks like you chopped off the tip of an old wrinkled uncircumcised penis and sprinkled powdered sugar on it.

>>19331544
Hey man, if you look at pastry and see dicks you might want to go get laid.

>>19330358
They know that they are going to move to Florida when they are getting ready to die... they don't know WHY they are going to, but they know they just will. It's the Call of the Wild.

>>19327338
Kino, but not cannoli

>>19331538
Wtf did you say to me you little BITCH

>>19331711
looks like my girlfriends asshole after I'm finished with it

>>19331730
get your parsley cum checked out m8

>>19331737
no I garnish it afterwards for the picture for the group chat

>>19326518
honestly what is the appeal.. also it seems like you like cream loaded stiff objects desu

>>19331544
You might be gay if you think about cocks this much

>>19326568
These pumpkin roll things are my mom's go to for any holiday party

>>19328381
Too sweet and oily. Arabs syck at desserts

I like a good vanilla ice cream.

Cobbler any variant + vanilla 'ce 'ream

I just eat a couple spoonfuls of jam when I get a sugar craving these days tbqh

>>19333653
that's sad.

>>19333634
>'ce 'ream
is this the new 'go 'za

>>19333656
For some reason I feel like I gradually like usual desserts less and less

>>19326812
I ate the regular version of these. They weren't as good as I remembered. Overrated.

>>19326669
Based
My cunt aunt dumped a disgusting cat on my grandma so i couldnt eat at her house anymore and then she died
I miss her

>>19326518
I’ll usually eat between 3-10 of these

>>19326605
Nigger

>>19326518
Pumpkin pie just can't be beat, cannolis are really good though.

>>19333806
Even with cat allergies there's no reason to not visit your grandma, the fuck anon?

Anything sweet with different layers of crunch and soft plus filling does it for me.

>>19335018
Ill visit but i wont eat the food

>>19335176
Why would the presence of a cat not make you eat any food there? It's not going to shit in the food.

>>19335184
They shit in the food indirectly
Very unsanitary animals

>>19335186
Hope you don't have your toothbrush in the bathroom because it's going to have FECES on it just from being close to the toilet.

>>19335195
I don't mind if it's my own feces

>>19335195
I dont keep my toothbrush in the bathroom

>>19335199
Ok Howard Hughes.

>>19335202
>t. proud shit eater

>>19335184
>>19335186
that stagnant cat stench is pretty unappetizing too

>>19334938
Try sweet potato pie [homemade], I thought I loved pumpkin pie until I tried it, now I can't go back

>>19326812
excellent

>>19327338
got one for my sister's birthday, was good, but not what i intended. gonna bake one myself, that or a persian spice cake.

>>19329418
pro tip: sweetened condensed milk makes for softer cookies, as does the addition of milk powder. can also change the ratio of egg yolk to white in favor of yolk too.

>>19329597
rhubarb pie, maple creme pie, pumpkin pie, pear pie, apple pie, lemon meringue pie, key lime pie, gin sour tarts... mm

>>19331711
CLAM
FUCKIN'
CHOWDAH

>>19326568
Kino story

no love for profiteroles?

Cream horn > cannolo

>>19326518
I cannoli eat about half of one before I get sick with how sweet they are.

>>19334938
>>19335976
y'all need to try persimmon pie and pudding.

>>19336023
I just tried that and it ruined an entire thing of Pillsburry cookie dough. Youre a fucking jackass. It just kinda made the cookies soogie and burnt on top of them

>>19326518
Hard to beat a fresh baked chocolate chip cookie.

Ice cream is already amazing but ice cream cones or ice cream sundaes are better.

And
Creme brulee
Donuts
Cake
Apple pie

Does anyone in this thread have any recipes for their favorite homemade desserts that they'd like to share? I'm gonna go on a baking spree next week and I'd like to try something new. Especially love pie recipes.

>>19336093
>profiteroles
>profit
4u...