/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Bro is making lots of big burgers

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>>19324390
NIGGER

inb4 tranny jannies ban me

Plot 99 Coffeehouse

This surely looks nice

>>19324390
>Uganda, seems like a nice country
>what kind of restaurants, food, and people they have.
You do know their former president (Idi Amin) was a cannibal, right?
Please be a troll.

Who cares about your shitty boring politics? Go to pol if you want to discuss their former dictators or whatever, this is about their food and country.

Ugandabros enjoying some beer.

>>19324438
>giant jenga
>tire swing
>picnic table
>doghouse
>electricity
>green foliage
this is 100% america and you cannot change my mind.

>>19324427
>shitty boring politics?
I'm assuming you were responding to me: >>19324423
Their culture was willing to accept cannibalism. How is that "boring politics" and doesn't relate to "what kind of restaurants, food, and people they have"?
99% certain OP (you?) is a troll.
Especially because who the fuck would go to Uganda for the food?
All the food posted so far is Euro, American or Latino.

The Vintage Bar and Auto Spa, still in Masaka

Now going to Kampala (the capital), because in the countryside there aren't many photos of the foods unfortunately

>>19324446
>black people behaving like normal human beings
nope

>>19324450
>99% certain OP (you?) is a troll.
Maybe you're new around here, but I've made a few of these threads in the past, always from "remote" places (at least to me, a Euro).

>>19324472
Now I'm even surer, you're not for real.
Your food pic + map posts?
Pretty sure you're shilling for the Ugandan tourism board.
Also pretty sure that's a ban-worthy rule violation.
Come the fuck on:
08:38 I'm going to Uganda.
9:12 now going to Kampala
...must be nice to get paid to adpost on the 4chins.

>>19324543
Why are you getting your panties in a twist over some guy posting photos of restaurants in uganda? The posts are on topic so what gives

>>19324543
serious question, were you dropped on your head when you were small?

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>>19324393
Nice, I remember these threads, OP.

>>19324400
i will have one monster burger for a strong man, please

>>19324438
that place looks max comfy. I would definitely drink some black booster whiskey and play big jenga there

They seem to love these rolled up things in Uganda, no idea what they put in it, but a few restaurants seem to serve them

Bump for decent content

Ugandan food looks bretty gud, not gonna lie.

>>19324543
>Pretty sure you're shilling for the Ugandan tourism board.
Yeah, that's their target demographic, the 10 people posting on an anime forum's food board.

>>19324723
The food looks great. Unfortunately there aren't many photos of food/restaurants in more rural areas, I guess it's because most people in Uganda aren't perpetually online.
Most photos from restaurants are from Kampala, which is the capital and biggest city.
Burgers and pizza are really popular (like anywhere else) but I don't bother posting those because it's boring.
Aside from that, it's clear their cuisine is heavily influenced by Indian, Asian, and other cuisines.
I feel like when I did this thread on Zimbabwe, that country had more genuine local specialties to offer.

>>19324390
Cool thread OP, made me laugh. I don't know if this is too off topic for your liking, or you'd find it interesting, but I was watching videos based in some African country I forget now and noticed how hard they work, biking 12 hours per day for an hourly wage which they repeatedly discussed. They bought food, and most fascinating to me is after I looked into it I realised if you break down local food prices and local wages, the hourly rate and purchasing power for items like root vegetables and eggs worked out even when compared to my country. Essentially, no matter where you are, or what you do, there seemed to be, at least in some cases, a unifying standardisation somehow (in terms of what food you can buy in trade for an hour of your time).

This place seems great

>>19324392
looks tasty and edible

>>19324390
These threads are fun..

Iron Donkey Cafe and Guest House in Gulu Uganda. What a name.

>>19324758
I don't think it's too off topic. In fact, it's pretty interesting to hear, I guess things are quite different in this part of the world.

>>19324768
Would

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>>19324768
>Iron Donkey Cafe and Guest House in Gulu Uganda. What a name
Thanks for contributing, usually people never join in on the fun of exploring cuisines in far away places.

Fish prepared like this seems to be popular in Uganda

>>19324543
>Pretty sure you're shilling for the Ugandan tourism board.
You are retarded if you truly believe the country of Uganda is paying some random dude pics of mediocre food on this tiny food forum

>>19324673
My biggest burgah would keell you, fren. You can't handle my biggest burgah. You'd bettah go to a sellah dat sells smolah burgah

>>19324778
Now that looks comfy right there

Bros having a good time

>>19324390
Ugandan people don't season they food?

>>19324781
ck has always been a front for ugandan tourism anon. it is the pearl of africa

Cosy Point, Mbale Uganda

>>19324800
I hear they actively recruit mercenaries here after reading all the Navy Seal pasta

>>19324808
Looks like some sort of roast meat with plantains.

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>>19324790
that soup looks a little too 'uma delicia' to me

>>19324742
>Burgers and pizza are really popular (like anywhere else) but I don't bother posting those because it's boring.
Unfortunately the case everywhere. I was bored a couple days ago and looked at restaurant pics from Greenland and the Canadian arctic and it's pretty much just burgers, fries, pizzas and other easily frozen processed food. You only see freaky, unique restaurant food in places that are developed enough to have a consumer economy, but not developed enough to be completely integrated into global supply chains.
> Essentially, no matter where you are, or what you do, there seemed to be, at least in some cases, a unifying standardisation somehow (in terms of what food you can buy in trade for an hour of your time).
Makes sense. Food is the most basic, necessary consumable item that is also easily sellable. It's true that everywhere I've lived, the hourly minimum wage is the equivalent of a couple days food from basics, or the cost of a cheap fast food restaurant meal. Economists even use the price of a Big Mac between countries to measure the purchasing power of different currencies.

>>19324561
>The posts are on topic so what gives
They're:
a) viral advertising,
-and-
b) all food you could get without going to *shudder* Africa.
No Aids, kidnapping or malaria for me, please.

>>19324543
I'd rather save a million niglets by buying ugandan burgers than giving any attention to Mr. Childmolester© threads or one of the trillion McShartslop's threads.

>>19324815
Alfonso Ribeiro is that you

>>19324622
Super weak comeback, Opie.

>>19324660
>deep friend chicken

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>>19324741
56 images, 16 posters.
OP's (you?) obviously shilling.

>>19324781
OP is a super obvious shill.
And Uganda? Are you fucking kidding???
2-3 more tourists a year has got to be a serious boost to the economy.
I also never accused OP of being reasonable or competent.

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>>19324841
Clearly you are Congolese shills trying to derail a thread about Uganda.

Thanks OP, just booked a flight to Uganda because of this thread

>>19324824
>giving any attention to Mr. Childmolester© threads or one of the trillion McShartslop's threads.
Are you claiming the fictional character "Ronald McDonald" is a child molester?
What kind of bath salts are half you people on?

It's wild how some (apparently new?) people actually believe this is a shill thread while this board is overrun by fast food and obvious troll threads...

Gotta go eat dinner at my mom's, if this thread is still up in a few hours I'll continue, until then have fun and enjoy Ugandan cuisine

>>19324800
holy shit you're right, how have I not realized this sooner?

>>19324450
This is a cooking board
Plus I wonder what does human meat taste like?
I just find it fascinating that humans one day saw another guy and was like I can eat him

>>19324841
>2-3 tourists a year is a serious boost to their economy
lost

>>19324856
Tutsi liar

>>19324787
kek

>>19324864
OK, so I checked out the actual numbers here:
https://www.google.com/search?q=uganda+per+capita+income
>2,140 PPP dollars (2021)
Ok, so what's a PPP dollar worth?

https://www.google.com/search?q=ppp+dollars
>How do you convert PPP to US dollars?
>The current value of 1 PPP is $0.00 USD.
Pretty sure that's a rounding error, but still.
Sounds like if even one tourist shows up and buys a burger they could get anywhere else in the world, it would be a serious help to their economy.

>lol>19324851
damn, I've seen bushmeat with better reading comprehension

Make sure to tell them if you’re gay. You’ll receive free accommodations.

>>19324917
and a necklace

>>19324847
kek

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>>19324390
Great thread, I do this all the time looking at Brazilian pizza places. Here's a few from my most recent safari.

>>19324673
What if you can't eat it all

>>19324863
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Ive never felt the feeling of starving to death, who knows how any of us would react in such a given scenario

>>19324856
schizoposting should be a bannable offense
/pol/ has done irreparable damage to this website

>>19324904
1 dollar or EUR is about 4,000 UGS, means you could buy a Monster Burger for Strong Men for approx. 8.75, or a regular cheese burger for a measly 5 bucks. Whereas in Swanky Lounge and Restaurant a serving of Boiled Goat will cost you around 2.50, and a pair of Sosage will run you only 1$!

>>19324943
please don't post any more

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>>19325002
>serving of Boiled Goat will cost you around 2.50
Never had "boiled goat", but you aren't really selling African cuisine with that phrase.

>>19324660
>Hearable tea

look at me lookat me
im da chef now

Today, we visit a backrooms mcdonalds at the remote station in Alert Canada

>>19324660
>G.nuts
UGANDA LOVE MY NUTS

>>19324841
you made want to go to uganda now

>>19325020
I've eaten roasted goat seasoned only with salt and olive oil and it's fucking delicious. "Boiled" goat is probably "stewed" and I imagine it's great. Goat is like a gamey-er lamb but not as strongly tasting as mutton.

>>19324841
How much is Uganda paying you to drive new visitors like this >>19325119?

/ck/ uganda meetup when?

>>19324660
for me it's rolex

maybe the real uganda was the friends we met along the way?

There is astroturfing on 4chan. But this isn't it. When terrible TV shows and games get a constant rolling thread by the same people, that is marketing. People might say "but there aren't enough users". But that is naive. They throw a wide net, all over the internet

>>19325208
no one cares buttfucker

>>19325208
>2 UGX have been deposited in your account

>>19325214
YWNBAW

>>19325242
And why would I want to be, dumbfuck

>>19325208
Randomly attacking valid threads with ostentatiously loud claims of tenuous shilling is a tactic these astroturfing interests use to dilute the outcry that happens for their own campaigns as well.

>>19324419
>tfw no paper bites and salser
>no face

>>19325119
>you made want to go to uganda now
I assume you're thinking $2 prostitutes, but never forget, $2 or $2000, all hookers are overpriced.

>>19325129
>Goat is like a gamey-er lamb but not as strongly tasting as mutton.
STILL not selling me on African food.

>>19325150
You seem confused.

>>19324442
that Uganda pizza looks better than any Swedish or UK pizza ive seen

the zimbabwian tourism board has paid me 5000 dollars to shill their restaurants
does anybody know what the white stuff is

>>19325312
Then go back to one of your dozens of Amerifatt fast food shill threads, faggot

>>19325309
>$2 prostitutes
That's cheaper than a McChicken

>>19325342
>better than any Swedish or UK pizza ive seen

>>19324433
The Ugandan munchie box

>>19325401
>That's cheaper than a McChicken
EXACTLY.
Still overpriced, I guarantee.

>>19325342
>better than any Swedish or UK pizza ive seen
?

>>19325342
>looks better than any Swedish or UK pizza ive seen

>>19325347
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ugali

>>19325401
I-s that...McChicken sauce?

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>>19325428
samefag

Swedish pizzas are pretty fucking bad desu. We even call them "ugly pizzas" here (Sweden). Neapolitan pizzas are called "pretty pizzas". Still love me some ugly pizza though.

>>19325530
duh.

>>19324400
Double dubs checked.

8000 Ugandan shillings = US$2.14, which sounds reasonable.

>>19325615
Reasonable for us maybe, but it sounds extremely expensive for the locals.

How does an Ugandan man get acquainted with danish frikadeller?

>>19324769
Do these Ugandan restaurants have tipping?

>>19324660
>A pair of Sosage

>>19325709
I'm ready.

>>19324697
pretty sure they call it rolex. Eggs with vegtebales

>>19325929
>roll eggs

>>19324783
>wednesday
>wet dry beef

>>19325943
>rolex
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolex_(food)
>The rolex, which is sold for as low as USh 1,000/= (US$0.28)
Cheapest rolex you can buy

>>19324390
Yo, great to have these back!

>>19324421

This looks like a fine place to discuss the matter of bride price with potential in-laws, perhaps followed by a monster burger for strong men and a couple shots of banana moonshine once the exact number of cattle is agreed upon by both parties.

I missed these, nice going.

>>19325002
That seems kind of expensive for a 3rd world country

>>19325975
>>19325929
>In 2022, the price of a rolex rose sharply due to the Russo-Ukrainian War and its escalation of the prices of wheat flour and cooking oil. Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni unpopularly suggested that the public stop complaining about the rising price and eat cassava instead.

>>19324393
>Monster burger for strong men
Let's recreate the recipe, /CK/. Looks like 3 stacked patties on an extra large bun with some kind of fried ham, red onion, tomato, cheese, ketchup, pickles and maybe some kind of relish??

>>19326301
It's for strong men only nobody on /Ck/ can eat it

>>19324390
Good thread op. Today you're not a fag.

>>19325002
for me, it's the deep friend chicken

on the one hand this thread is great because the rolex sounds like a very tasty breakfast
on the other hand this thread is great because of the schizo theory that Uganda's tourism budget only goes far enough to hire a single 4chan poster

>>19326199
It's nice to have a thread that isn't just the same 10 webms or fast food/sneed oil circlejerking.

>>19326423
I've been in correspondence with a member of the Ugandan Royal Family via email, once he clears my bank details he'll make the necessary enquiries into the truth of such claims of his country's tourism endeavours on 4channel

>>19326451
With all the zingers itt, I'm surprised noone's yet posted the laughing Amin gif. Almost obligatory at this point.

>>19325034
Kek, well done

>>19324400
Uganda seems pretty cool, judging by this menu and Who Killed Captain Alex

>>19324390
never use google to search businesses, they will only ever show what they want you to see

>>19327452
I only use Yahoo Uganda

>>19327468
>not using Ugandex
Tutsi liar

>>19327492
Call me a Tutsi again you son of a whore I will roll you up in a chapati with some egg and sell you on the street as a Fuckoffex

uganda be kidding me!

Now that is a meal. Cafe Shires, Tororo

This thread has run its course I guess. I'll start a new thread these days, a few tourism boards from different countries have contacted me to promote their cuisines, we'll see what happens.

>>19326301
>niggers
>strong men
>men

>>19327569
About $6.50 USD for steak frites and a mojito.

>>19327571
Hello I am Chief Vice President of Djibouti Tourist Board. How much for each promotional posting? We wish to attract tourist who are rich and successful please. Make good offer.

>>19328132
PS. No homos.

>>19324694
I keep staring and hoping to spot kranky kong hobbling around, but no dice so far.

>>19324673
>Order monster burger for strong men
>Waiter points to a bench press in the corner and will not take your order unless you can 225x5
>Decide to have egg and toast.
fuckin love Uganda.
>>19324787
lmao based
>>19324800
Checked and keked

This is an excellent thread.

>>19325019
>opens rare pepe folder
>FINALLY!

>>19325964
dried beef (like jerky) reconstituted in soup or stew
not uncommon in parts of central asia, mongolia, and probably formerly the world over

>>19324446
Turns out Uganda kicks ass.

>>19324390
There are people here and people who travel to Africa who don't know about all the mystery meat blacks often serve there lol.

>>19328225
>fuckin love Uganda.
I love it too. I love mystery meat stew like you wouldn't believe

>>19324446
>5 black dudes sitting around a table without guns or drugs on it.
This isn't America.