/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You are what you eat anon

>>19322223
I guess I am spotted dick then

>>19322201
no anon stop waking up to the obvious brain washing!

>>19322313
What brainwashing?

>>19322315
yeah that's right, continue to consume the sugar cereals

>>19322323
I don't eat those.

>>19322201
Whole Foods is a fucking joke it's just a Trader Joes with a good meat department
Everything there is pre-packaged garbage for cooklets to make at home after they finish getting their overpriced Cheesecake Factory hot bar lunch
If you go to whole foods for anything other than meat, cheese, or seafood you're a chump even their bread comes frozen from an Amazon warehouse factory
Unironically Whole Foods has the best people watching because it's just queers and wine moms buying overpriced honey nut pumpkin seed goyslop pretending they're better than the working parents at Walmart who cook for their families with recipes handed down from generation to generation
When these women and fags hit their 40s they realized they've pissed their whole life away and all they have left is boutique soap sold by weight
These empty human husks keep waking up every day because they don't have the courage to cull themselves

My life is not so empty that I need to fill it with other people's business, no.

I took an LSD gummy from this chick and she made it way too strong. It was like 4 hits of acid. I went in a stop n shop looking for water. Everyone was fat. Some guy was eating bags of Cheetos going around in a scooter. Everyone was fat. No one was buying real food. People waddling around with tortillas.

I found a bottle of water. I put a dollar down and was too high to talk to the cashier. Her face was fractals. I don’t remember what she looked like but her energy was blue and yellow. I couldn’t interact. I left without getting my change. I never went to the grocery store the same way again.

>>19322201
I never notice or remember anyone nor what they buy, and it strikes me as odd.

>>19322351
I mean, Trader Joe's is fine, too.
WF/TJ >>> Target/Kroger's > Wal-Mart.
Also, family recipes tend to suck. You get the occasional bit of brilliance, but "Grandma's special PB&J" can only be so special.

>>19322201
At the core of it, society when done right isn't based on the emotional whims of people, and instead you are witnessing the free trade between a successful food corporation and willing customers.

>>19322374
I don't know what this means.

>>19322380
I'm refuting the importance of your observations and praising Capitalism.

>>19322389
What importance?

>>19322393
At this point, probably your existence is in question.

>>19322369
A midwestern enchilada casserole has more animus in it than all of Whole Food's freezers combined

>>19322201
>Go to the store
>Don't buy any processed foods with a label or a logo on it like OP's pic
>Just fresh fruits, vegetables, chicken, etc
>Everyone in the checkout line assumes I'm gay because I cook from scratch

How can I fix this?

>>19322467
Grow a full beard, wear boots, put on a hat when out of the house and get some classy sunglasses

>>19322201
What a strange thing to do, judging others by what they happened to buy that day and even noticing is weirder

>>19322467
have sex with men

>>19322201
Why do people purchase bottled water? I don’t understand. It comes out of the tap basically for free.

>>19322573
Because tap water is gross.

>>19322483
I'm glad I'm not the weird one. People who stare and judge unnecessarily I think have alterior motives outside of curiosity, more the expression of a kind of hostility or desire to make you feel uncomfortable.

>>19322467
get your gf to do the shopping

I never paid any attention to what people were buying. The only thing that comes to mind when I think about customers and what they were buying is one guy who would come in to buy cheapest bottle of whiskey we stocked reeking of piss and booze every morning.

>>19322573
Fluoride in tap water

>>19322201
>Nothing but the flashiest snacks and soda
what the fuck is a flashy snack or flashy soda?

>>19322573
tap water causes kidney failure.

>>19322201
>white guy buys carton of eggs and waffles

I love the larp that white men are magical healthy beings and not the ones eating 90% of their meals at McDonalds compared to literally every other race. No shit he's buying only eggs, he eats out every fucking meal aside that.

>>19323075
Are you saying eggs and waffles are a healthy diet

>>19323047
Colorful package.

>>19322641
Yeah, there is. What do you have against dental health?

>>19322201
No. I try to get in and out as quickly as possible and I don't go during crowded times because I don't want to have spend any more time there than I need to. I have shit to do.

>>19322363
>thinks 4 hits of acid is a lot

I used to eat half a sheet at a time.