/ck/ - Food & Cooking

New Haven style is better

>>19322296
Just get some BBS friend

>>19322296
Whoever drew this is a legit retard.

>>19322301
Fuck off with the New Haven pizza meme. You lost, New Haven pizza isn't a thing. It's just New York style pizza, call it what it is. The term "New Haven style" only exists to give people an artificial sense of pride in their shitty, meaningless city. Every mid sized city in the United States has something like this, some sort of regional dish they can claim as part of their shithole's identity. I would know, I'm from Rochester, NY where everyone jerks off over garbage plates, which are fucking disgusting piles of slop.
>b-but the style of pizza that would become New York style originated in New Haven
And if it was any good New York style wouldn't have had to exist, but it wasn't any good so New York style came to be. If a pizza (or any dish) is to claim to be its own special variety, then it needs to have significant differences to the structure or ingredients. Obviously Chicago deep dish would be its own variety of pizza. New Haven pizza is just oblong New York style, the only thing setting it apart is the chef fucking up when he slides it into the oven.

I think it was probably my third time in New York for work that I realized what a meme pizza in NY is; by the time I get dragged into the fifth hole-in-the-wall pizza place and get a big slice of pizza that tastes completely identical to every other independently-operated pizza joint pizza I've had anywhere in the country I start to suspect the average New Yorker has literally never been more than 100 miles outside their city their entire life.

>>19322395
You have to go to the right spots.

The meme places are usually rip offs. I won’t tell you the right spots, because you’ll tell a bunch of normies and tik tok influencers will end up going there and they’ll ruin it.

>>19322395
>>19322432 is right, you do have to go to the right spots.

>>19322330
Why did you type all of this like you actually know what you are talking about?

>>19322432
>Get taken to a "right spot"
>It tastes like Luigi's Pizza from Bumfuck, Missouri
>"No dude you gotta go to this right spot"
>It tastes like Mario's Pizza from Nowhere, Kansas
>"No dude you gotta go to THIS place"
Repeat half a dozen times.

I'm sure it's totally the case that *you* have the right spot, the magic pizza joint that is better than all the others and yet somehow isn't flooded by 9 million hungry New Yorkers every day, and definitely isn't just you thinking the generic-ass, perfectly adequate pizza place you like is much, much better than it actually is.

>>19322457
Because I do. Seethe.

>>19322303
The dog eats better than you

Walking down the street with a slice to eat
Good stuff

>>19322296
NY style pizza is fucking boring
Oh it's a margherita made by a man whose family immigrated in the 18th century but still claims to be Italian, despite neither speaking the language, nor knowing anyone from Italy nor even visiting the fucking place.
Maybe you put some stale mass produced pepperoni on it, how creative.

>NY style pizza is fucking boring
>Oh it's a margherita made by a man whose family immigrated in the 18th century but still claims to be Italian, despite neither speaking the language, nor knowing anyone from Italy nor even visiting the fucking place.
>Maybe you put some stale mass produced pepperoni on it, how creative.

>>19322296
ay im walkin ovahere

>>19322330

It is a different style of pizza. I live in Chicago and we have restaurants that specifically serve New Haven style pizza. They use different dough for the crust and the sauce is different.

Here you can also get NYC style pizza, detroit style, roman style, and tavern style (which is the real Chicago style). Deep-dish too obviously.

Anyway kid you obviously have a lot to learn about the world of pizza.

>>19322296
The pizza in Jersey is much better than the pizza in Manhattan

>Anyway kid you obviously have a lot to learn about the world of pizza.

>>19322677

>>19322296
How come americans obsess over pizza more than italians?

>>19322688
Because italian pizza sucks shit

>>19322688
Because pizza is an American invention. You may as well ask why Italians obsess over pasta more than Americans.

>>19322296
there are more real NYCers in Florida than New York
in fact most of the people living in NY haven't lived there long enough to know what a real NY pie should taste like just like the retards in Philly eating cheese steaks with cheese wiz when all the real philadelphians find it blasphemous

>>19322296
scuse me you forgot to paint Hawaii red

>>19322330
Are you okay? Do you need a wellness check or something? New Haven pizza is the best pizza in America I don’t need history it arguments. Everyone in Connecticut has been to NYC and no one goes there for pizza.

>>19322744
Shit b8 m8

>>19322296
Detroit style is the best. Italian is 2, New York is 3, Grandma is 4.

Worst is that shit in Ohio that has a slice of american on it.

>>19322734
that checks out, Florida's homicide rate is now higher than NYC's

Yes I'm comparing the entire state to just NYC.

Jersey unironically has better pizza and bagels, people just don't want to admit it.

>>19322296
Most states in New England have pretty good pizza, except maybe Maine.

VT, NH, and MA have good Greek and some Italian places.

Everyone thinks their hometown Pizza is the best, pride in the city they live in.

>>19323052
When I go up to New England I'm thinking seafood not pizza

>>19323072
Maine has the best lobstah rolls.
Massachusetts has the best chowdah and fried clams.
Not sure about Vermont or Connecticut, but New Hampshire has kickass Greek food.

But they all have decent pizza. I've had way worse for more $ in the south and midwest.

>generic pizza dough recipe
>canned sauce
>prepacked frozen cheese
>mass produced greasy pepperoni
>a few flakes of seasoning
>$15 dollars for giant crust and a spattering of tomato sauce
dont pretend like it's not this all over america.

>>19322981
we have a higher population at 21million to the entire NY at 19 mil

>>19323143
>we

>>19322432
>pizza is mediocre except at a small number of less-known stores
This is literally no different from any other part of the country, except that there's a higher density of restaraunts in NYC.
And he specifically said he was going to hole in the wall places, not meme tourist trapsm

>>19322296
my heterosexuality

>>19323156
Sure you wouldn't

>>19323180
I'd fuck a man but not you because you're fat and ugly.

>>19323156
just let the guy enjoy his pizza

>>19323207
>guy

>>19323220
typo for gay sorry

>>19323230
Methinks your type is gay. Tell your parents you're sorry not me.

>>19322432
>and tik tok influencers will end up going there and they’ll ruin it.
how exactly are these sluts gonna destroy some random pizza place in bumfuck upstate NY

>>19323236
>find nice small, quiet and delicious local only spot
>TikTokers make it as known as possible just to get clout
>spot is ruined because of the influx

TikTokers are subhuman. They do not give the slightest shit about keeping their mouth shut. They have zero respect for hidden gems. They do not care keeping something local only. They killed ZLibrary just because they wanted to get a lot of clout telling normalfags about "this super kewl website to get any book for free!!" while not even taking the time to think that it's illegal, so the attention they bring is going to have repercussions, which it of course did.

Seriously, just look at this shit
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1uoqLeXan_k
Instead of keeping this to yourself because who the fuck reads laws unless absolutely necessary, telling this to millions of people just so you can get some clout and make it more difficult to make money off of this?

>>19323236
I've never come across something a slut couldn't ruin

>>19322662
both states have the same top calibers of pizza but NY just has a higher average...there's some real shitty spots in NJ especially down South

>>19323387
Including your mom and your dad's life.

>>19323404
Is it easier to put your jeans on without balls, you fucking nutless loser

Detroit is better.
The pizza, not the city.

>>19322594
>didn't even properly reply

Coward

>>19322296
I hate New York and I hate New Jersey and I hate you

For me, its Chicago pubstyle.

>>19322296
I prefer Detroit style pizza.

>>19323387
Little Caesar's is bottom tier pizza, just above frozen. However, even shitty pizza is still alright.

IF YOU DON'T FOLD IT IN HALF YOU AIN'T A REAL NEW YAWKA

>>19323843
Where's that from??

>>19322296
You missed a few spots with the yellow.

Other than that I agree with your chart.

>>19324263
Chicago

>>19324194
Little skeezers is tits desu. For whatever reason I can get burned out on every other brand/delivery. But for whatever reason that place hits just right no matter what. Plus the jalapeño cheddar dip is on point. Plua they're still the cheapest place around

I'm over it. Can't wait to find my own recipes.

>>19324353
Well, I could still go for a slice. Maybe extra cheese if my heart is feeling ok.

>>19323153
The difference is higher density Italian population and it’s easier to source diverse ingredients here.

Detroit has some of the best pizza on the planet.

>>19324353
You can’t cook a good pizza in a regular oven. It’s something you absolutely cannot make yourself.

>>19322734
I hate those Yankee fucks but damnit you're right.

Yankees go home reeeeee

>>19322296
Fuck you, NYC. Saturating a cardboard triangle with grease does not make it a "pizza". You should be ashamed of yourselves for promoting such garbage.

>>19324374
Detroit-style pizza is great, but Buddy's, the "original", is extremely overrated and is an awful example of the style. I really don't understand how they still have such a great reputation.

t. Metro Detroiter.

>>19322296
Rochester does have the best pizza in the country. Thank you!
>>19322548
Kino.

>>19322539
No no you don't understand! You went to [literally any place you name]? GTFO You never had a real slice until you been to Paulie Fagasucci's on 246th & Costanza no one knows about that place not even locals

>>19322296
i like my apizza, you won't change that, and it's a significant enough difference to warrant having its own name

New York pizza is so bad that they have to fold it in half and ride the subway to distract them from the taste

$1 slices are bad no matter where you go. BTW Chicago pizza is garbage too, they have to make a fucking lasagna out of it

>>19322395
Remember NYC faggots called the cops when they saw the stars for the first time

>>19322780
that's in pennsylvania, Alcoona they call it.

>>19323052
>>19323105
VT has some good Greek apizza
>s0yy0

>>19322296
Best pizza I've ever had was trackside pizza in Wallingford CT. Easy on off if you're on 91.
T. New yorker

>>19324195
who doesn't fold their pizza slices in half? shit flops outta your hand otherwise.

>>19324513
Sbarro is NOT New York pizza.

>>19322296
>Illinois= bad pizza
Enjoy your fucking rat dropping fake cheese "Pizza" made by indians NYC fags

>>19326299
It literally is though

>>19326345
It isn't. It's too doughy.

>>19326274
Is this supposed to tempt me? Brother I go by the Greek and Roman standards. Gay, straight, who cares. Top and bottom, that's what matters. Licking pussy is entirely as submissive as sucking dicks

>>19324374

I've never had Detroit pizza, but I know it's a variant of Sicilian-style pizza, which blows everything else out of the water.

>>19322296
there's a lot of bad pizza in nyc

Pizza sucks

>>19324377
Sucks for you nigger

>>19323380
>actively extracting money from people retarded enough to live in Jew York
This is based, though. I might go to NYC this summer and just spend a week snitching on every illegally parked car I see. The more faggot new yorkers I can ruin the day of, the better

they're really shrinking down sizes and ingredients in NY slices...

>>19322303
Looks tasty. What kind of asshole wears their sandals like that?

>>19322303
imagine eating this good...

>>19322296
Alaska has objectively better pizza than NY go fuck yourself

New York pizza isn't even good it's just cheap

>>19322296
This is silly. You can get New York pizza in any big city in the USA.

>>19331163
good shit

>>19322309
It was my son faggot.

>>19322296
This map is trash

>>19322296
>live in NYC
>prefer to make my own pizza
I haven't had pizza delivered in years, but sometimes I'll stop by the pizzeria for lunch.

>work at Italian sandwich shop
>smug 60yo man comes in often
>always makes small talk while I make his sandwich
>asks for recommendation for local pizza place
>suggest a good one
>he shakes his head in disgust and starts explaining how he's from New York
>suggest another place ran by an ex new Yorker
>he gives the same reaction and just says "ehhhh..."
>I scrape some ice that was forming on the cold table and put it in his sandwich
>"have a great day, sir"
>"eyyyy, you too pal"

>>19323156
Based, he's literally me

>>19322330
I live in nyc but New Haven makes the better pizza

>>19322296
I feel bad for New Yorkers, who don't even have a Costco near their subdivision from whence they shall never purchase the greatest pizza of all time.

>>19322296
>NJ blue
>CT not red
lol!

>>19323105
CT's main things are New Haven style pizza, steamed hamburgers and buttered lobster rolls

>>19322296
I live in PA and there are exactly 6 local pizza shops near my, over half of which are run by goomba's, and I don't even live in a city, it's in a rural town with less than 10,000 people.

Whoever made that map has never been outside of New York.

>>19322330
>>19322395
It is actually CT pizza that fits what people mean when they say that, it's all over CT though not just new haven

>>19322296
New Yorkers and their self-aggrandized obsession with telling everyone NY Style Pizza is the best will never not be funny.

>>19322296
>Non-New Yorker visits
>Tries the New York style pizza
>"Yeah, tasty I guess."
>New Yorker visits anywhere else
>Tries a local variety of pizza
>"Ehhh this is complete shit. New York pizza is made from a long history of immigrant grandmas, the pipes the water goes through gives it a proper pH balance that can't be matched.. Chicago pizza is a pie and doesn't count. New Haven is a bunch of shit..."
NY pizza is overrated as fuck and tired of the mental gymnastics around it

>>19324263
indonesia

>>19322330
>Fuck off with the New Haven pizza meme. You lost, New Haven pizza isn't a thing. It's just New York style pizza, call it what it is. The term "New Haven style" only exists to give people an artificial sense of pride in their shitty, meaningless city. Every mid sized city in the United States has something like this, some sort of regional dish they can claim as part of their shithole's identity. I would know, I'm from Rochester, NY where everyone jerks off over garbage plates, which are fucking disgusting piles of slop.
>>b-but the style of pizza that would become New York style originated in New Haven
>And if it was any good New York style wouldn't have had to exist, but it wasn't any good so New York style came to be. If a pizza (or any dish) is to claim to be its own special variety, then it needs to have significant differences to the structure or ingredients. Obviously Chicago deep dish would be its own variety of pizza. New Haven pizza is just oblong New York style, the only thing setting it apart is the chef fucking up when he slides it into the oven.

>>19322330
jew yorkers down extremely bad

>>19331296
Yep. It asserts that they make great pizza in Buffalo.

>>19323156
okay, but
>dabbing off the flavor

same map but the yellow symbolizes places that don't reek overwhelmingly of garbage, piss, and weed during the summer

>>19324532
We're going to Buddy's tonight, it's great

>>19322330
picking george as an image was even better, you're perfect

>>19327257
why did you put raccoon shit on your pizza?

>>19331271
Your son's name is Faggot?

>>19322330
Have you considered posting your opinions online without an accompanying romance novel?