/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19314806
For me, it's Totinos

>>19314806
no. frozen pizza is for children and retards.

kind of a basic take but I stand by it

>>19314822

cool post useful post glad you exist

>>19314806
I know exactly what you mean, I always cook these in the toaster oven and then fry them a bit on the stove, and the crust is absolutely fucking perfect.

>>19314816
i'm sorry you're poor

>>19314806
There's nothing to be embarrassed about. Jack's is a /ck/ classic for a reason.

>>19314901
Fuck you, I like the way it tastes. I could afford Digiorno but it's sweet and overly doughy. Pic was me comparing rgular pep to triple pep. You're right about me being poor because if I could afford a lawyer, I'd sue their asses!

*blocks your path*

>>19314806
I will never eat another frozen pizza again since I bought a pizza oven

>>19314977
>25% more real cheese
.......................do americans really?..

>>19314985

anon
were you not
cooking them

>>19314806
I like this pizza because my super needy chihuahua (deerhead) is named Jack

>>19315000
Fuck yeah we do

>>19314977
>White Sauce
>Pizza
No.

>>19315180
I thought his name is deerhead

>>19315106
Well I obviously was, but I mean I won't purchase them anymore, same with pizza in general now desu

Tony's are $3.50. How much are Ja/ck/'s?

>>19315314

3.86 but they are more than 36 cents better.

>>19314822
im a retarded child

>>19314822
based dubs of painful truth.

>>19314806

>>19315314
>>19315363
red baron tho

>>19314806
We never eat frozen pizzas, but you are probably ruining it for others who enjoy that brand by bringing more attention to it and eventually, prices being raised as a result of demand.

>>19314806
Jack's is based, exceedingly based. Cracker-thin crust is the best. They never miss. And you're right, most of the """nicer""" brands are just doughy and gross, DiGiorno's being the worst offender. My actual favorite thing is to take slices of Muenster cheese and add them to the top, 20mins is the MINIMUM to get the proper level of crispiness and caramelization on the cheese. Cut into 8 slices (the pointier the triangles, the better) and serve with thinly-sliced fresh roma tomatoes.

However, if you're ever interested to capture the same vibe but in something more high-class and substantial, I'd keep an eye out for these. I don't know if they're widely distributed, seeing as it's a Chicago company and that's where I'm buying them. But if you ever come across the brand, I'd recommend it highly.

>>19315867
FUCK I forgot my image
>>19315862
Jack's is already the most-trusted name in frozen pizza, and the prices these days are horseshit. At the wrong places, they're up to $4.50. Walmart has decimated their locations in Chicago and the surrounding area so shit's pretty dire, I honestly don't know where I'll go for my next fix. It's pushed me into the up-market FroPi's as a result.

I hate cracker thin crust
Why not eat a saltine with toppings on it?

>>19315852

See, red baron has that spongey not-thin not-thick crust that I don't like and feels cheap.

>>19315880
Tsmt

>>19315867
>slice of muenster
so based, you are from Wisconsin aren't you?

>>19315852
>>19315881
I ate plenty of them but at one point something clicked and I just found something wretched about them. I think it might be something in the sauce? There's some off-flavor in there somewhere.
>>19315885
Not quite but I might end up there at some point. Caramelized muenster is very possibly the most-kino cheese-eating experience one can have, though.

In Chicago, buys thin crust frozen garbage...

>>19315893

I used to be a fanatic for Tombstone but they absolutely changed both their sauce and crust recipe and I will never go back. Also their price?? Like, what?

>>19315911
Aw fuck off, that's some generic Giordano's-tier garbage in that pic. It's sure not Lou Malnati's With The Butter-Crust (75 cents, plus tip) and for thin crust it's not Italian Fiesta or Aurelio's or Connie's or even Home Run Inn. Yuh's can fuck off with it right here.

>>19315911
>>19315931
deep dish is for tourists and suburbanites anyhow

>>19314806
a cheap frozen pizza is mostly white flour, which is dirt cheap

an expensive frozen pizza is mostly white flour, which is dirt cheap

you shouldn't feel bad about spending less on the same trash, but you should feel bad about eating like a divorced dad

>>19316714

>be me
>be 8 years old
>parents are separating
>best childhood memories are hanging out with dad without mom
>all my comfort food comes from that time

everything is adding up

>>19314822
Accurate lol

>>19317736
This board is full of a bunch of hateful depressed contrarian faggots who shit on everything because they hate themselves.

>>19314806
red baron is my go to cheap frozen pizza (also one of the best overall anyway) but lately been on a digiorno kick, the thin crust ones are pretty good.

>>19314806
Here in Germany some of the supermarket chains have their own in house brand that is supposed to be like food from a certain country. Some of these in house brands are supposed to be american, or maybe they are supposed to be like the supermarket chains imagine the customer to thinks about american food, I don´t know. Penny´s brand is called "Mike Mitchel" and Lidl´s brand is called "McKennedy".

The have pizza with stuffed crust. The crust is stuffed with sausage.

Penny discontinued that product, but Lidl still has it. It´s not super great, but it´s really nice if you´r hungry. A friend of mine is from the US and he said he never saw something like this there. Maybe that´s more freedom, than you can handle.

>>19315215
>buys pizza oven
>stops making pizza

>>19318683
>The crust is stuffed with sausage.
We don't have that in the US. Only cheese stuffed crust here.

>>19318683
That's not sausage it's hot dog.

>>19318761
Why would I make frozen pizza?

>>19318771
>That's not sausage it's hot dog.
Okay, then hot dog stuffed crust.

>>19318765
>We don't have that in the US. Only cheese stuffed crust here.
And there´s even more ... German fast food engineering knows no moral boundaries.

>>19319062
Lmao I thought the pizza cutter handle was something else

>>19314806
I go for the Tombstone myself but I jazz it up with what's on hand, like some chile peppers and stuff.

>>19319158
That's a special hands-free pizza cutter.

>>19314816
OOOF!!

>>19314806
*blocks your path*

>>19315880
You haven't ever made a tortilla pidzer, anon??
Give it a shot.
Make sure to rub the underside with a good olive oil--all else is up to you.

>>19314806
Jack's me hoff, looks like a good shot I made.

>>19319062
Fucking NICE!
I...I think...
I think I might hafta RAPE that.

>>19319166
Is ooof!! the sound you make when you put your p3n0r into that load of cheese?

>>19319259
Well...
It's SUPPOSED to be a MINECRAFT oof.
But...
Something lost in translation, I guess.

>>19315880

I will say that I literally have eaten saltines with a pepperoni and cheese on them with marinara dipping sauce and it was actually pretty good, so please don't hate.

>>19319386
No hate here...
It's poverty pidzer, but if it gets you through...
Internal mix nachos and other cheap shits are nothing to feel shame for either.

>>19319266
That really looks like something that one would get in europeenland or at some las vegas hotel, or worse west coast.

>>19319521
Just a 100% from scratch pidzer.
Total cost: $2.68
I really DON'T unnerstann aying for goyslop--even if it's "Hot and READY™"

>>19319521
I also had crinkle cut Fries with it...Organic.

The generic pizzas from Walmart are surprisingly tasty.

>>19318572
I know what you mean but why like a frozen pizza though

You can get your slop from Dominos or Pizza hut if you want gooey satisfying.

Or you can get it from a legit Italian place and it's better, like real pizza with quality dough. I just don't see where Frozen pizza fits in. It seems like the worst of 3 options.

That said it's cool that OP finds the crust in this cheapo pizza unexpectedly appealing. That's a win for him

>>19319158
lol me too

>>19315000
Yes. A majority of cheese in the US isn't actually cheese. It's to be expected. Companies pulled a clever prank on the average consoomer fucktard - REAL cheese means we have to jack up the price over 200%, guys!!

>>19320032

Well, to be completely honest, that's sort of the premise of this thread that I made two days ago: Frozen Pizza is actually bad, so what are some examples of it that you enjoy.
I completely agree that because Domino's is about the same price, you'd have good reason to pick it over a frozen pizza every time. That's all the more reason I'm surprised by how much I like Jack's for their price/size/taste ratio.

>>19315862
who is “we”?

>>19320508
That just isn't true. Just because you live in poverty like the guttertrash you are doesn't mean there isn't widely available cheese

i love a jacks supreme frozen pizza, but have you anons ever had motor city pizza co. frozen pizzas? now that’s a real treat!

>>19314806
I too like Jack’s

>>19314827
I wish to know which foods get an E on the Nutri-Score

>>19319172
This is the absolute best frozen pizza on a budget. I can’t get it up north. It depresses me immensely.

>>19321084
Is a Domino's pizza really around the same price as jack's frozen? I haven't been there in a while.

>>19321194
If you find a deal and use a coupon, it’s like $6 for a medium pizza. Often you have to buy more than one. A jacks is about $2-3.

So, no. Also you have to pick the dominos up, but you have to cook the Jack’s, which causes you to use more air conditioning and thus electricity.

Dominos or a hot n ready Little Caesar’s pizza are the better deals.

There’s two obvious benefits to Jack’s.

1. If rural, you can buy it and cook it whenever. This is especially good for NEETs.
2. It can be bought with EBT. This is also especially good for NEETs.

>>19321194

You can get a large one-topping from Domino's for $9.99 and it's large and hot and ready to eat, and if you order 6 of them your 7th is free. It's quantifiably more expensive than a Jack's but there are qualitative reasons you'd want to spend the extra $6, and there are qualitative reasons you'd want to save the six.

>>19321101
Whatever the freakjobs in california or on the bully pulpit say is "we"

My go to frozen pizza in Canada. Usually put my own toppings on them: olives, basil, tomatoes, onion, garlic, bell pepper and feta.

>>19321206
Ja/ck/‘s is truly the best

>>19321310
Forgot to mention its $11 CAD for the box of four.

>>19316684
Fuck I wish I could still get these

>>19321312

Oh shit I thought your pizza cutter was something else for a minute lol

Sainsburys Meat Feast £2.50
So fucking good, just get yourself a spicy mayo dip

I don't live in poverty

>>19315000
Shut the fuck up there's no fake cheese in there. It's a holdover from the 80s where screwing over consumers was more common but now everything says "made with real cheese" because boomers expect it

>>19321150
nutri score is a tool to trick consumers invented by lobbyists. the E only exists to make the rest look better. the way it works is that the letter only describes the nutritional value within that products category and not from some objective standpoint.

>>19314806
Jacks social media guy is a little bitch nigger eternally btfo by portnoy

https://youtu.be/Up9xzWhSRoU

>>19321312
Is that pump any good?
How expensive was it?

>>19321854
He looks like some weird homosexual that touches little kids inapparopriate and should get beaten.

>>19321902
'bout tree fiddy

>>19314816
>>19319166
I have 2 in the oven right now.

>>19321451
These are good, but to avoid the “gum layer” I thaw them for an hour, than bake them on the lowest height at 425. They come out perfect

I make 200k/yr and I bought
>>19314816
Over
>>19321451
This week

>>19323397
thanks for the oven rack suggestion, I was already thawing and using 425 but it seems like you were one step ahead of me

>>19321472
lmao cope mutt

>>19320508
This is a load of horseshit. You’re a whole new level of poor if you can’t afford real cheese. Like, poor enough to where fake cheese (which I don’t even know where to find. Velveta?) isn’t your problem

>>19314816
my fucking NIGGA these things are GODLY

Detractors are retards, these are by far the tastiest cheapo frozen pizza you can buy.