/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Your wife isn't real, you need to wake up, you've been in a coma for 3 years.

>>19319205
the fuck is in that hotdog bun, potatoes?

You're about to get the itis with all of that atarch.

>>19319205
masht pertadoes

>>19319212
its potato salad theyre mustard and onion in it

>>19319205
hope you said "Thank u"

>>19319205
I also choose this guy's dead wife

>>19319205
You have a white wife

>>19319205
is this a ck gore thread OP?

>FMK
what are your choices

>wife
>4 chan

What sub-r3ddit is this from?

>>19319205
give her a sweet smooch
mmmuah baby
slip her a little tongue. people stop doing that in most relationships

>>19319205
Condolences, now clean out and intimately consult your fleshlight. Only your fleshlight can save you now.

>>19319371
That doesn't mean jack shit and you know it, no bitches these days can cook if their lives depended upon it. But being stupid enough to get married to anyone or pumping ouit kids with anyone transcends the stupid.

>>19319205
you're obviously not beating her hard enough

>>19319205
>No greens
Enjoy your high blood pressure

>>19319456
My gf has more recipes memorized than I have written down and she taught them to herself. You not knowing how to find good women doesn't make modern women shit just because you follow some thots on social media and fall for internet propaganda.

As for kids and marriage, we agree. Retarded. But pooling income, splitting bills and chores down the middle, and giving until you need to take makes us better than anybody trying to hop through the world solo.
I honestly feel bad for modern /men/ because so many of them have bought into the mentality that women aren't worth it, love between strangers is impossible, and that being alone is somehow preferable to having memories more than one person (You) remembers.

It's sad shit dude, like actually fucking depressing seeing how common that is. And it's funny because that mentality ensures that when you do make genuine attempts at dating it's only going to drive the girls away-- or you'll find one that'll try to fix you without realizing your problem isn't some traumatic childhood or mental illness but a belief system you buy into every single day. Btw I know you'll reply "i aint reading that shit" so consider yourself read like a book.
Can't fix stupid, retard. And people getting into relationships aren't the dumb ones, my friend.

>>19319205
tell your wife to stop being so fucking cheap and buy some brioche buns next time

>>19319429
everyone on /ck/ claims to be married with kids

>>19320481
>As for kids and marriage, we agree. Retarded. But pooling income, splitting bills and chores down the middle, and giving until you need to take makes us better than anybody trying to hop through the world solo.
>I honestly feel bad for modern /men/ because so many of them have bought into the mentality that women aren't worth it, love between strangers is impossible, and that being alone is somehow preferable to having memories more than one person (You) remembers.
>It's sad shit dude, like actually fucking depressing seeing how common that is. And it's funny because that mentality ensures that when you do make genuine attempts at dating it's only going to drive the girls away-- or you'll find one that'll try to fix you without realizing your problem isn't some traumatic childhood or mental illness but a belief system you buy into every single day. Btw I know you'll reply "i aint reading that shit" so consider yourself read like a book.
>Can't fix stupid, retard. And people getting into relationships aren't the dumb ones, my friend.
It's so weird when they say the disagree with a concept but are agreeing with it the entire time.

>>19320487
people believe they are above marriage

>>19320481
Ahh, just when I started to feel bad about myself I remembered I'm a /fit/izen tourist, this is food addict board and you and your wife are likely picrel

>>19320481
Ywnbaw

>>19320481
Damn this nigga drink the entire jug of love my wife juice

>>19319205
I'm sorry.

>tfw no gf

>>19319205
Honestly looks pretty good but it's like, party food not a meal.

I wish someone loved me.