/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Swiss cheese has to be one of the most disgusting cheese one can bother with

barely noticeable.

>>19316440
>Americans actually think "swiss" is a type of cheese

>>19316436
You pay by weight, so the holes mean nothing. Dumb faggot OP is just holding true to a long lineage of other faggot OP's. Nothing to see here.

>>19316493
My dickcheese is cheese. Ask your mom.

>>19316436
are you unironically retarded?
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>>19316497
You pay extra for the weight of the air dumbass

>>19316436
You don't buy your cheese by weight?
MORAN.

>>19316546
no, i don't want to pay extra for the packaging

>>19316436
The holes started to get smaller and vanish so scientists found out why. Its because a certain microorganism in the cheese needed dust particles to start on and form a ball around. Now they intentionally put some powder in there so that it gets the iconic swiss cheese holes

>>19316572
are holeless swiss cheeses commonly sold?

>>19316436

Quality, not quantity, you dumb moronic motherfucking retarded stupid fool Amerifat.

You fucking imbeciles. Imagine putting this on a sandwich. You now have less than if you used any other cheese. Sure you paid equivalent to weight at the store, but you've cheated yourself out of every cheese related opportunity that follows.

>>19316581
love these. only had them once out of fear that i'd eat them all at once again

>>19316436
there's holes in your argument

>doesn't buy cheese by weight

>>19316583
how else would i breathe without getting to the air gaps while eating

>>19316581
imagine being mad over this

>>19316493
Ikr
*laughing in 3 years aged (real) cheddar*

>>19316436
You buy it by the pound. How fucking retarded are you?

i only buy this

>>19316436
Jeans, where people are paying more for less, with holes in the jeans. From historical pictures that shit went out in the hippy days, holes in the jeans, so paying more for less.

>>19317050
I gave your mom some organics

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>>19316436
>"paying more for less"
well since cheese is sold by the pound, and not volume the holes make no difference you inbred mouth breather.

>>19316581
Keep thinking that and repeating it to yourself you eurotard and you might start beliving your own bullshit.

>>19316583
I don't want maximum cheese, i like a balanced amount,
If I have holeless cheese I'll put less of it on my sandwiches so the cheese doesn't overpower the marmite.

>>19316488
That's what we tell the suckers.
Then they'll get the soylent green.

>>19316493
>third worlders don't even have basic bitch emmentaler
Embarrassing.

>>19318008
how does the scale know if the cheese has holes, how many, and how big each one is?

>>19316589
Planters cheezeballs for me. When my brother, myself, and my cousin went to visit grandparents, they'd take us shopping and buy a case of caffeiene free diet coke and each of us a canister of these.
never liked that coke actually but i drank one to be polite

>>19316581
>produced with genetic engineering

You're supposed to fill those with ketchup

>>19318582
>how does the scale know if the cheese has holes
being this stupid.

>>19316436
Do you know what makes it even worse?
Those holes are completely artificial nowadays due to the sterility of the milk used in cheese factories.

>>19319261
let me guess, so they can put more sawdust in our food?

>>19318596
the engineering of the genetics grows the cheeseball tree

>>19319275
That's deep, I need some magic mushrooms to contemplate that

>>19319135
I don't like your webm Anon.

>>19316436
your an retard

>>19316440
how fucking pleb and nonwhite are you

There's no room in Swisserland for cows. Where do you think it's actually coming from?

>>19316538
Assuming there's about 10ml of air trapped in the cheese, that would way less than 0.02g, there's pretty much no weight in the holes

Do they charge by weight or by number of holes in the cheese?
I'm just trying to figure out how retarded OP is. I'll bet OP is mad because he/she/zir couldn't afford $10 worth of cheese.

>>19316493
>eurotrash thinks that anybody gives a fuck about its cheese autism

>>19320035
that's 0.02g of cheese you aint snackin on my man

>>19316436
Sharp/mature cheddar cheese absolutely blows gruyere and all other swiss cheeses the fuck out. Swiss style cheeses are obsolete because of sharp cheddar. God bless sharp cheddar.

>>19316538
Air is weightless, you dumb fuck. That's why it's air.

>>19318590
Wew, Coke in the gold can. Haven't seen it since my grandparents twenty years ago. I'm convinced only geriatrics buy it. Thanks for the nostalgia. They brought back the Planters cheeseballs a couple years ago but they didn't have the same taste or texture to me. I don't know if that's because I hadn't had them since I was a kid or because they actually did change the recipe.

>>19316436
>thread

>>19316436
you pay your cheese by the volume?
holy shit amerikeks are fucked up.

>>19322082
No, OP is just retarded. Here cheese is sold by weight like everywhere else.

But you're also retarded for not realizing that OP is retarded.

>>19316436
Cheese with holes is a scam anyway. Do you really believe the holes were made by bacteria? Think about it
Option A:
>the bacteria produce gasses while the cheese is still liquid enough for the mass to be displaced
>all gas would rise to the top and create one large hole if anything
Option B:
>bacteria produce gasses in solid cheese
>mass would have to be pushed outwards, but we do not see this on the wheels, they remain perfectly round
Option C:
>cheesemakers cut holes in the cheese to keep for themselves or sell separately while charging you full price for the whole wedge

>>19321857
air weigh 1.2 kilo per cubic meter at sea level.

>>19322082
youre fucking stupid, europoor. its sold by grams.

>>19319333
truth hurts

chicken wings. people are paying over a dollar per wing, which is just skin and bones

>>19322522
>air
>weight
What did he mean by this?

>>19323168
the weight of the air increases the price

Always got told the holes are from special sterilized breed of mouse kept in the cheese storing area. That's filthy, cheese is nasty. It's all rotting milk in the 1st place and crazy people have mice and mold and maggots eat on it before them.

>>19316440
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>>19323282
I think the people who use this board have an average IQ lower than most african countries

>>19323175
The heat of the air cooks the cheese.

>>19322512
>>the bacteria produce gasses while the cheese is still liquid enough for the mass to be displaced
>>all gas would rise to the top and create one large hole if anything
I know you're trolling but c'mon, the same shit happens in bread to a lesser extent

>>19320077
>Continues guzzling cumcheese in a can

>>19316572
The microbes don't make a ball on the dust particles, it's that the carbon dioxide that the microbes release is able to gather and nucleate into bubbles on the dust particles more easily (heterogeneous nucleation).

>>19323307
You mean americans?