/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19312034
>Bitch where are my california rolls?

>>19312042

Post your cats eating food pics, /ck/!

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おぉ、すごい!

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>>19312061
thats some disney shit

>>19312218
Isn't there some weird ass story behind this one

>>19312108
I had a cat when I was a kid who had some sort of maternal instinct overdrive but no actual kittens, she would collect certain objects and carry them around, feed them, etc. At night she would talk to them.

>>19312286
So the cat version of a crazy cat lady.

>>19312256
Yes, apparently, this guy's cats like to sleep in a row on a table next to an old fridge, under bankies. Weird-ass shit, you ask me.

>>19312256

I remember reading this was a TNR (trap, neuter, release) program for stray cats, and the pizza was for the staff, the cats are all high as shit from the procedure.

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>>19312108
Is it? Where are the gay jewish tranny niggers?

>>19312061
Poor mama, probably recently separated from her kittens :(

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>>19312674
kek

>>19312061
what a retarded fucking cat. i would drown both of those in a bucket of water.

>>19312717
You'd half to go through me first, and I don't think you're ready for that tough guy

>>19312720
i would fuck your ass until you love me and then hold your head down in the same bucket i drowned the retarded cat in.

>>19312724
Why don't you try having sex first, chudster

>>19312737
i'd hold you down and manhandle you like the limpwristed limpdick little bitch you are. it would be hilarious to anyone watching.

>>19312568
wtf is this real?

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>>19312756
What a fucking pussy.

>>19312742
Sex. Meds. Now. Take your meds, chudspiracy theorist

>>19312742
>limpdick
I'll power-bottom you so good you'll be the limp one. Gonna drain that sack and make you a faggot, boy. Don't forget to give me a kiss before you go.

>>19312826
lol naw. i'll easily make you my little bitch i promise.

>>19312830
And you'll love every second of it. I won't cuz I'm not a faggot like you. I'll still make you nut a second time though cuz at least I have class.

>>19312834
you won't be nutting anything or anyone but bleeding out your ass before i drown you in the cat bucket LOL. i'm 230 lbs of lean muscle with cauliflower ears.

Cats and cat people make me want to throw up

>>19312845
You think I'll take a pounding like that and NOT shoot ropes? Think again big boy, youre gonna feel my load splashing back at you. You won't drown me you'll be thanking me and licking my toes you whore

>>19312889
i said i'm going to drown you in the cat bucket you can try to do whatever the fuck else you want

>>19312858
Holy shit is this real?

>>19312887
the shit of the cat seasons the rice

>>19312756
That Jaeger ashtray is sick

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>>19312717
Mentally ill losers.

>>19312077
>checked
...UHG... Vegan kot owners...

>>19312895
Dilate.

>>19312650
This is exactly what happened.

>>19312943
You can watch faggot

>>19312960
you should be glad as they say drowning is one of the most peaceful ways to go. you'll be fully dilated and they say you shit yourself when you pass so it should be even more peaceful.

>>19312965
Yeah I'm losing my boner. Find someone else to jerk off niggerlover.

>>19312972
lol you are not that bright are you my little bitch?

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>>19312965
leave.

>>19313004
go back. maybe you can apply to be a tranny janny over there?

>>19313009
I got banned because I called a faggot "retard"

>>19312887
Guaranteed the faggot who photographed this does not clean the catbox enough nor is there ample litter in there.

Every single time there were poo issues, the owner was negligent.

>>19312950
Vegan pet food? What the fuck that should be banned

>>19313086
never have poo issues if youre not a disgusting catfaggot either

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>>19313586
How the fuck did he teach the cat to do that?

I feed my cat spinach leaves as a treat, it's her favorite (the bag of spinach is the only food I can't leave out on the table unattended, without her crawling into it) but all I have are videos, I don't think I have any pictures of her monching on it. Wish I could share.

>>19312034
Gato sexo....

>>19312983
Last word. I win
>>19313004
Nope! Staying. Sorry not sorry.

>>19313586
Is this real

kek @ the fag exchange above, better than most /ck/ threads
>>19313586
While it is indeed impressive the cat was able to do this, why would someone record this obnoxiously boring clip? How many boyfriends have had to suffer worldwide by feigning amusement to their girlfriends after being exposed to this?

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You look like this.

>>19312256
They were all put down :(

>>19312370
the pizza was for the cats, because they were gonna get the munchies later

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>>19312720
Beat it, toots.

>>19312858
This is so cute

best thread on /ck/ this year

Dogs are superior
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>>19312049
Cat owner
-You vill eat ze bugs!
Cat
-Fuck off zogbot before I punch you

>>19312061
this cat's defective

>>19312061
I have 2 cats that do this with cat toys, one puts it in the water bowl the other directly in the food bowl

>>19312650
Luv momma cats

>>19314314
no
cats are
a dog bites a kid, instant death
a cat bites a kid, blame the kid
cats are empirically greater than dogs

>>19314314
Overcompensating, eh?

>>19312034
both cats and sushi are gay

>>19312218
awww they are resting :)

>>19312218
my mom works for a veterinary nonprofit in Mexico and they do these big events where people can come have their dogs spayed and neutered for free

For some reason, they put all the testicles in a big bowl in the middle of the room every time

>>19315187
W-what do they do after?

Why is the gay erotic fanfic still up but the posts about catfaggots being disgusting all deleted?

>>19315243
Janny is a tranny

>>19312286
Sad

>>19312580
I think he means before Disney went to shit

>>19313705
I took a new picture this morning. Just por vous.

>>19314314
They are just different, you fucking negro

My cat had to be euthanized on Easter this year, I miss her so much

>>19315386
Your cat was a pussy (no pun) who couldn't handle life.

>>19315390
How kind, I hope Africans victimize every single important person in your life, faggot.

>>19315397
Don't worry, they have. And you're important to me.

I hope you all choke on cat hair in your food.

>>19315678
>when you realize your addiction is out of control

>>19313447
YES!

>>19315187
I'm scared now

>>19314909
Yes...That kot is TRULY FREE.
We should all be so lucky to escape.

>>19314370
our old cat dropped 3 of her kittens off of a high ledge and killed them
one died in my arms

>>19315386
I'm sorry for your loss anon.
Both Dogs and Kots are valuable companions. It's hard to endure the loss of either.
You CAN take comfort in the fact that your gal lived a rich and comfortable life..

>>19314909
Last year at Christmas my uncle, 10+ years sober at this point (God bless), was spinning a yarn about his younger years out shitfaced with his drinking buddies. Said they were walking from one bar to another and in the street there was a dead cat, just a few doors down from a Chinese restaurant and one of them picked it up and said "Watch this" - Walked into the restaurant, slammed it down on the counter and said "That's it, Ming, but it's the last one you're gonna get until you pay me for the other three!". And the guy in the shop jumps around the counter waving his butcher knife around "YOU FUCK, YOU GO NOW YOU FUCK-A YOU!"

I can't quite tell if that's a true story (it's almost too clever to be true) but telling it to my PC liberal friends and seeing the humorless disgust in their faces made me laugh like basically nothing else. As the great wordsmith of our time Daniel Lawrence Whitney once said, "Now I don't care who you are, that's funny right there".

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Cringe.

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>>19315859
What a darwinian failure

>>19315962
I rape that cat.

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Prost! :'3

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>>19315977
Honestly, sad as it is, kittens are r-selected as fuck. They're basically like baby sea-turtles. Most kittens are born to die, and anyone who has worked with kittens and birthing cats knows this deeply. I haven't, but, I've known enough people who have.

I LOVE cats, but part of that is an appreciation for their nature. A plurality of kittens do not reach cat-hood, cats are obligate carnivores who operate on the kill-or-be-killed level, outdoor cats are menaces to the local ecology, they have half the lifespan of indoor cats, and if they aren't spayed or neutered and kept indoors, they basically need to be killed to prevent a much larger negative-environmental-impact including the impregnation of basically-baby-kitten-ladies by un-neutered toms. I love cats but this is part of that understanding of their nature. Watch the movie Kedi and you'll understand as well.

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>>19312108
Nah, the cat is aware the mouse is food but can't quite connect the dots.
We had a cat that was a pretty unexperienced mouser that would do just the same, leaving live mice in her food bowl.