/ck/ - Food & Cooking

That's not a burger.

>>19303839
My ten year old sister loves hamburgers. She is really starting to fill out nicely.

For all intensive purposes your mom should've tried contact sports during pregnancy

>>19303843
ground meat patty on a bun = burger

>>19303839
BORGAR

>>19303839
They call me foreskin Pete
They call me foreskin Pete
Everyone in town calls me foreskin Pete.

For me it's the sausage mcgriddle

>>19303892
nice looking burger, dunno about that egg tho

>>19303839
>>19303847
>intents and purposes

>>19303857
it's a sausage idiot

>>19303839
i prefer chicken burgers

>>19303844
What about your sister?

>>19303913
People like you are a diamond dozen

>>19303975
It's a doggy dog world. I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>19303839

What about instead of a hamburger, its a lamburger?

>>19304507
How about instead of hamburger it’s hambugger and it’s two fat British guys fucking each other?

shit thread

>>19303894
>nice looking burger, dunno about that egg tho
A real burger benefits from an over-easy egg on top.

>>19303839
not a burger because a burger must be beef.
>>19303843
correct.
>>19303857
incorrect as a burger must be made from beef.

Donut

>>19305206

Maybe it's a manburger and its just a man stuck between the buns of two other gay men

>>19305324
Hell yeah dude.

>>19303857
that isn't a bun though, it's an english muffin

oh wai--

>>19303892
Absolutely patrician.

has to be on a bun to be a burger, even UK and Australia don't call mcmuffins burgers. and they call anything with a meat pattie on a bun burgers.

Should’ve let Hitler bomb that fucking island into the ocean.

>>19305273
It is beef

>>19307724
mcdonalds sausage is pork

>>19307724

>>19307755
>>19307764

>>19303839
Correct, this is a breakfastburger or a sausageburger.

pic related is a bratburger

>>19303857
>>19305329
bread doesn't matter, just the meat

>>19305273
you can make a burger out of any meat as long as it's ground and formed into a patty

>>19307805
Australia once again proves its status as "Most Retarded English Speaking Country"

>>19307817
>bread doesn't matter, just the meat
By that measure, meatloaf on a plate is a "burger".

>>19307885
No, because you don't cook the meat as a patty, you cook it as a loaf. A burger patty on a plate is a burger. A burger patty on bread is a burger sandwich, or burger for short.

>>19305273
>a burger must be made from beef.
No it doesn't
>chicken burger
>turkey burger
>lamb burger
>fish burger
>veggie burger
all exist. No, I don't care if you personally don't consider those legit, they are all called burgers in real life.
>>19303940
>it's a sausage
It's a sausage patty. Just like a beef patty which goes into.... a burger
>>19305329
Burgers use different kinds of bread, the muffin is just another type of bread. It is round like burger buns are.

>>19308157

What about instead of a muffin, it's called a stuffin, and its just a bunch of gay trans POC youths shoving muffins up their assholes?

>>19307885
If I put a slice of cheese between two buns would you call that a cheeseburger? I would call it a cheese sandwich.

>>19308157
>go to mcdonald's, ask girl for fish burger

Excuse me sir, we don't have those. Do you mean a fish sandwich?
>all girls inside giggling at OP's stupidity

>OP get's embarrassed, drives away like the autistic spaz he his. REEE I HATE MARCDAWNRALDS AND ALL WHORES!

>>19308246
>if McDonald's doesn't have it, it doesn't exist
kek

>>19308251
nice fish sandwich you have there.

>>19308258
On any menu in America that would serve that, it would be called a salmon burger. If you buy a frozen salmon patty, they're called salmon burgers. Burger can refer to a burger patty or a sandwich made out of said patty, and that patty can be made with a wide variety of ingredients.

>>19308265
>America
>Alaska Burgers
>Implying Alaska is in America
Learn geograpy faggot.

Also, if we're going with "it's printed so it's true" then explain picrel.

>>19308291
>claiming that Alaska isn't in America
okay buddy have a nice day 10/10 you got me

>>19308126
>because you don't cook the meat as a patty, you cook it as a loaf.
Not what this idiot (you?) said:
>>19307817
>bread doesn't matter, just the meat
Try to keep up.

>>19308126
>A burger patty on a plate is a burger.
Jesus, no, that's (more or less) a Salisbury steak.

> a burger sandwich
No such thing.

I don't think you're qualified to post on /ck/, and fuck me, that's a pretty low bar.

>>19308157
>>fish burger
No. Jesus, just kill me now. NO.

>>19308227
>If I put a slice of cheese between two buns
It's like you don't understand how words OR food work.

>>19308265
>any menu in America that would serve that, it would be called a salmon burger.
You've never been to America, even though you dream of it when you touch yourself at night.

>>19308291
>>Implying Alaska is in America
>Learn geograpy faggot.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, when did this board become so full of idiots?

>>19303985
>everything in but the kids Nsync

>>19308298
>bread doesn't matter, just the meat
First of all, I said that, and secondly that means that it doesn't matter what kind of bread you use, what matters is that the meat is in burger form. Are you literally retarded?
>Jesus, no, that's (more or less) a Salisbury steak.
Salisbury steak has onions and gravy. If you grill up a burger patty and put it on a plate, that's a burger on a burger.
>You've never been to America, even though you dream of it when you touch yourself at night.
see pic related. Let's see Paul Allen's passport

>>19308298
>>19308326
>burger on a burger
burger on a plate*
As for your claim that there is no such thing as a hamburger sandwich, see pic related.

>>19308157
australia is not "real life", it's a small and insignificant part of real life

>>19308335
Australians call everything on a bun a burger, but the anon you're replying to is clearly basing his definition of burger on the patty. He even says that burgers can use different kinds of bread, which is the exact opposite of the retarded Australian definition.

>>19308336
oh yeah whoops, misread the last part there

>>19308157
hey pal, you're alright

bump

>>19308336
https://vimeo.com/119334260

>>19307755
Exactly. AKA ham.

>>19303847
literally me

>>19309813
I wish I had a functional family like this growing up

>>19303857
> who should i listen to, some anon on a Serbian eel farming forum, or, KFC?
https://www.kfc.com.au/menu/burgers

Japan
https://www.kfc.co.jp/pdf/menu/menu_en

>>19307844
maybe it's because i'm retarded but you'll have to explain why you're so utterly triggered by this

>>19308326
>urger patty and put it on a plate, that's a burger on a burger
Jesus fucking Christ. And *I'm* the one with a brain tumor?
Fuck me, I hope the next time my doorbell rings, it's a drug dealer come to shoot me in the face in a case of mistaken identity. I'll finally be free of a world full of idiots like you.

>>19309813
>https://vimeo.com/119334260
I know it's _supposed_ to be English, but honest to God, it's like they're speaking Chinese, or Martian.

>>19307817
>bratburger
Whats that??

>>19308157
>No, I don't care if you personally don't consider those legit, they are all called burgers in real life.
They are called "chicken burger", "turkey burger" etc. not just burger.

>>19311631
>They are called "chicken burger", "turkey burger"

You should be ashamed of yourself for even typing these words.

>>19303913

>>19310851
a burger made from bratwurst meat
>>19310821
see
>>19308330

>>19303839
all intents and purposes

>>19303985
t. Ricky

>>19311802
You're still the cancer that's killing America, or whatever shithole you come from.

>>19312019
Because I know what a burger is?

>>19303946
You mean a chicken sandwich

>>19312663
depends. that's a chicken sandwich, but this is a chicken burger

>>19312670
Finally, this Anon gets it

>>19312670
Because it has a chicken patty formed from ground chicken. No, I don't buy that.

If somebody invites me over for burgers and serves me anything but beef, they go straight to hell instantly. While other meats can be ground up and shaped into a patty, they will never be true burgers. We just let them use the "burger" name to be polite.

>>19303940
it's a sausageburger

bump

>>19303839
Umm the phrase is insensitive porpoises

>>19303839
>intensive purposes
what a fucking retard.

>>19303839
Okay then, here's a hamburger I made.

Double quarter pounder with onions and baby spinach. Needed nothing else it was amazing.

>>19314860
>baby spinach on a beef burger
gay

>>19314812
Fuckin retards are a diamond dozen these days

>>19312670
I'm on board with calling ground meat sandwiches burgers, even if not beef, but they're still a subset of sandwiches

>>19314890
Not him, but baby spinach is far better than lettuce, and I'm so sorry to hear that you think you have to suck a dick before you can go there.
Good luck with that...

>>19309813
>>19310826
Thought the video/audio was in reverse until I realized they're speaking English with an Australian accent.

>>19303985
This fucking hurt to read

One time I made this sausage egg hashbrown sand and it was pretty ok

>>19316274

...is that white onion, shredded potato or unmelted cheese?

>>19316277
Shredded potato that’s what hashbrown is also it did have American cheese

>>19316285

Oh okay, just trying to figure out what the flavours would be.

I think you kind of burnt the English muffin (or whatever you used) but I'd eat it anyway. I made pizza tonight but this thread made me want some of these god damn. Maybe I'll order a few on Uber Eats.

>>19316297
The breads are 2 small pancakes
I kind of forgot about them when I made this

>>19314860
>spinach
Enjoy your kidney stones, don't say I didn't warn you.

>>19312670
anon you are the smartest person ever

McDonalds doesn't even sell burgers. A burger flavoured sandwhich perhaps. If you look at their menu they even indicated a different price for "combo" and "sandwhich only."

>>19316573
A 12 year old's grasp of language on demonstration right here.

Underage b&.

>>19316596
Cope. You know he's right

>>19316596
You're mother is underage b& and I raped her.

>>19316605
*she's

>>19316573
>>19316605
burgers are sandwiches

>>19316618
There's a difference between a burger (sandwich) and a burger flavoured sandwich.

>>19316621
and what is that anon

>>19316618
>burgers are sandwiches
Agreed.
What about hotdogs?

>>19303839
Intents and purposes.

>>19316861
incest and porpoises.

>>19316872
Incense and peppermint.

>>19308336
For me, an Anglo, a burger is a sandwich made from freshly cooked meat served in a sliced bun that is intended to be eaten warm. The meat can technically be anything put usually it's either a ground beef patty or a piece of fried chicken.

Looks like ancient war rations from the mummified stomach of long deceased infantryman

Not a hamburger

>>19315220
*her

>>19317021
No, there are no girls on the internet.

>>19317026
besides you

>>19316277
It's big rice.
>>19316285
You're a liar. It's big rice. We all know you are the anon that posted the big rice thread

>>19317026
You're right, with one exception; the girls that make posts about baby spinach.

>>19317069
those posters will never be a woman

>>19314812
Found the new queer

>>19317065
>It's big rice
for you

I wish they sold a hamburger at McDonald's that was basically just a slice of mystery cheese, a hamburger patty, a different flavor of mystery cheese, a breakfast sausage patty, a third different flavor of mystery cheese, and an egg. No toppings, no condiments.
They could call it "The Supersize Burger"

>>19317521
I know it as the "Mc10:31" or the "Mc10:29".
You go in to McD's just before 10:30, order an Egg McMuffin, get back in line, and now that they're serving lunch, order a McDouble with cheese.
Take one piece of bread off of each sandwich, put the two together, wah-fucking-lah!

>>19317577
OK, Mc10:35 I guess.
https://youtu.be/XN9vjjG-QJw

>>19317577
>sandwich
burgers idiot

>>19317644
WOW, _I'm_ the idiot?
At least I can put together an actual English sentence.
Try again, use your words this time.

>>19317698
nta but big middle-school bullying victim vibes from you tbqh

>>19317728
Food and cooking.
Good for you.

let's say I put a groud beef patty between two of these
is it a 'burger'?

>>19305226
egg on a burger is the most overrated tryhard thing ever of all time in the world

>>19317970
it's a beef sandwich

>>19317981
but the whole thread agreed that ground meat patty = burger

>>19317980
>tryhard
It's an egg. On a burger. The very definition of lazy on top of lazy. In Europe they call it a lazy royale.

>>19317970
it could be a patty melt depending on the grilling of bread, and the addition of cheese and onions, which is delicious. that’s a gray area otherwise

Another year in bundesliga 2...

>>19318017
>a patty melt
what a fucking retarded term, just call it a beef patty sandwich ffs

Here is the definitive guide to burgers and sandwiches. To save words, all of these assume "between a bun" as a shared qualifier.


Ground meat in a pre-formed, non-sausage shape = burger
Ground meat in a pre-formed non-sausage shape, coated/breaded and fried = sandwich
Piece of meat, agnostic to fried status = "%meat% sandwich"
Sloppy Joe or other "loose meat" = sandwich

examples

ground chicken formed into round patty and grilled: chicken burger
ground chicken formed into round patty then breaded and fried: chicken patty sandwich
whole piece of chicken breast/thigh, either grilled or fried: chicken sandwich
sloppy joe made with ground chicken: sandwich

>>19318063
so a burger

>>19318069
I agree with all this. but what about a veggie burger, or burger without a bun, or a sausage breakfast sandwich

>>19318069
No idiot, see this product here? They're burger buns, not sandwich buns, BURGER BUNS.
They make BURGERS.
And what ever I put inside one of these is a burger.

And for the inevitable "if I put a slice of ham on one does that make it a hamburger?"
It makes it a slice of ham on a burger bun.

>>19303839
>for all intensive purposes

>>19307817
Those are pretty damn good. Are any of the johnsonville ones worthwhile?

>>19318146
You are mental and should stop posting here

>>19317521
Even if you absolutely cannot cook at all , go to the frozen section, grab some frozen precooked sausage patties, frozen precooked burger patties, random cheese slices and a dozen eggs. You could make that shit in under 10 minutes.

Made a burger on an everything bagel topped with a fried egg and these. Bretty good although dense as fuck.

>>19317970
Of course

>>19318146
It's just called a burger bun because they're good to use with burgers. It doesn't magically make things into burgers. If i pour motor oil into a jar does the jar become a motor?

>>19318308
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>>19318312
Kek

>>19318245
>take pork
>turn it into bacon

>>19317980
>overrated tryhard thing ever of all time
So sorry you're dead inside.
Burgers are great, eggs are great.
And I'm not even hearing that you dislike this incredible combo.
I'm just hearing that you're such a self-fellating shitbag that you enjoy looking down on one of the world's greatest food combos.
Go ahead, stroke your own "ego" (penis) and shit all over one of the best food combos ever.

Asshole,

>>19317988
>ground meat patty
NO!!!!!
The only common ground here (or anywhere) is that a ground BEEF patty is a burger.
Get your shit together.

>>19318063
Why are so many of you retards so fucking retarded?

>>19318069
>Ground meat in a pre-formed, non-sausage shape = burger
I don't even want to ask what a "non-sausage shape" is, because most burgers are "sausage shaped", it just comes with the territory.
But "ground meat"?????
Fuck's sake, god damned salmon is "meat", but it will never be a burger.
And "sloppy joe made with ground chicken"?????
It's like you had an embolism or a stroke.
You should call 911 RIGHT NOW.

>>19318120
>veggie burger
No such thing.
>burger without a bun,
Salisbury steak.
>sausage breakfast sandwich
FUCK, now I wanna go to McD's.

>>19318146
>And what ever I put inside one of these is a burger.
NO, retard.
If I put my cock in there, is it a burger???

>>19318245
"maple flavored"
God, just shoot me in the face.

>>19303839
>>19303892
I once got a McGriddle for free cuz they closed the window on me right away. I get to work and I open it up. There’s nothing but the buns….

>>19318308
Bad analogy. If I put ground meat in a jar does it become a burger? No.

>>19318495
Back in the times of the Arch Deluxe, I once got a burger without any burger.
The worst though would be the time a local deli gave me a ham and Swiss, but one half of the sandwich had no ham.
Everything else was there.
The other half had a full load of ham, clearly cut in half along the diagonal.
What the fuck happened to the other half of the ham?

>>19318673
If it's a cooked patty from ground meat then yeah it'd be a burger/burger patty in a jar

>>19318995
Right, it's not a burger. It's a burger in a jar.

>>19319044
and a burger in a burger bun is a burger in a burger bun, while a burger between sliced bread is a burger between sliced bread

>>19319059
and both are sandwiches

>>19319059
A burger on a burger bun is the default, so that's just called a burger. Anything else requires a qualifier. Veggie burger, salmon burger, burger in a jar, et cetera.

>>19319074
sure, colloquially, that is true. a hamburg sandwich typically is just called a hamburger, or a burger.
point is a bun made for burgers, a burger bun, does not turn anything you put into it into a burger.

>>19319102
>putting something on a burger bun doesn't make it a burger
I agree completely. But I find it acceptable to add a qualifier like salmon burger. It's not a burger, but it's close enough in form. Just as long as we don't start calling it a burger I'm good.
But regardless, this discussion has been very thoughtful. It truly was a meeting of the minds. Future historians and philologists will no doubt refer to this thread to get a better understanding of this time period.

>>19318465
are you ok?
a non sausage shape means a non fucking sausage shape you retarded nigger, because ground meat in the shape of a sausage is........
wait for it.....
a fucking sausage, not a hamburger

>Fuck's sake, god damned salmon is "meat", but it will never be a burger.
people make salmon burgers all the time out of pouched/tinned salmon that the smoosh together with minced vegetables, herbs/spices, and bread crumbs.

crawl out from under whatever rock hore living under, dumbshit faggot

>>19318120
>sausage breakfast sandwich
I would actually argue that we should start calling these "pork burgers"

sounds pretty cool honestly

>>19312663
>>19312670
The "chicken sandwich" pictured is ground chicken that is then breaded and fried, would that not classify as a chicken burger considering it is a ground meat patty? I can understand it being a chicken sandwich when using a whole chicken breast (fried or otherwise)

>>19319845
From the McDonald's website. McChicken sandwich

>>19319845
>>19320176

A BURGER IS A SANDWICH

NOT ALL SANDWICHES ARE BURGERS

thank u

>>19320292
But if some sandwiches are burgers, and all burgers are sandwiches, then ALL sandwiches are burgers!
Haha!
I figured it out.

Hotdogs are a sandwich

Tacos are a sandwich

>>19320176
KFC Zinger burger shits all over that shambles

>>19320176
>le appeal to authority

lettuce burger?

>>19320910
sure why not?

>>19320732
Correct, as are doner/gyro.

>>19320910
no thanks i'm heterosexual

>>19321010
seriously, no argument there, love a good pita

>>19320769
That's Australia though. Most things are flipped.

>>19308126
You have autism.
That combined with you being an actual retard makes you a danger to society.

>>19303839
>never were in Hamburg
>shows a German copy with American pride td since...
>meanwhile shows italian spagetti with American pride, Belgium waffles with American pride("Dat we hav dun nigga")
>never be a real hamburger

bump

>>19304507
What about 'namburger and it gives you flashbacks

I wish someone would make a hamburger that was basically a hamburger patty with a slice of sharp cheddar in between two deep fried (in lard) chicken patties. God bless America!

>>19311631
european opinions on what constitutes a burger are invalid, delete this thread and kill yourself please

>>19325131
you first

Is this a hamburger??

>>19325468
That's a rissole

The 'post a burger you made thread' got archived so guess it goes here.

>>19325532
No, I don't think it is

>>19326101
hambagu is just weab for rissole

>>19326111
Is it?

>>19326111
I did some research. Hambagu was inspired by the German steak tartare.

>>19303839
You are a berliner.

My family lived near one of the earliest Fuddrucker's locations and this was one of our favorite chain burger places for many years. We noticed a large decline in quality in the King Cannon era and our patronage declined about that time. We pretty much stopped going there after 2 or 3 visits after Luby's took over. The quality of the environment of the restaurant suffered a little under Cannon, and the quality of the food declined tremendously under Luby's. I'd love to see the brand make a come back. But only if it meant the quality of the food itself returned to its pre-Luby's era.

>>19320910
>grab lettuce
>hand gets all wet because you're grabbing a fucking leaf, not a bun
>squeeze burger together as you try to take a bite
>no friction between the lettuce and the meat makes the patty squirt out and land on the floor
>old man absentmindedly walking next to you slips on the patty and breaks his hip
>sues dining establishment for negligence
>restaurant is forced to close
this is why you don't serve lettuce burgers

>>19326206
Eat it with a knife and fork like a civilized gentleman.

>>19303839
this is the literal hamburger

>>19326197
I've never been to a Buttfuckers