/ck/ - Food & Cooking

probably tastes like putrid diarrhea vomit tho

i prefer more crammable foods

>>19306293
is it cheap in the west?

more like cuckweed you stupid zipperhead

>>19306293
That's part of my SHTF goto plan.
>pool--Tilapia IN
>duckweeed -IN Beautiful!
>Chicken tractor is GO
>my Kots will bring me small game(they keep anything smaller than a baby bunny or a chipmunk
>wait out the wash-out..
Wa-La!
Anyone could do this. even a cheap wading pool in an apartment. the fish feed the duckweed, and the duckweed feeds the fish. You should add a solar aerator too.
Ez-Pz

>>19306354
you should be able to get it at most greenhouses.
It'll be in the water pond section.
>>19306358
Shoo, Flameb0t

how do you wash off the fish poop?

>>19306386
You don't, omega 3's are important.

>>19306293
duckweed lol

>>19306370
>It'll be in the water pond section.
*pond scum
t. state licensed lake management professional (pond scum killer)

DUCK WEED LMAO

>>19306399
top laff

>>19306293
I am not eating anything that is grown in dirty polluted chinese poo poo water. I am not Australian.

>>19306395
I will eat scum if it's good value, so I'm still interested in op's idea. does anyone know the usual price and nutrition per gram?

does it really have more proteins than soybeans?

>>19306399
hmm where can one find this so called duck.. weed..

>>19306293
done some reading and apparantly the main kind people eat is wolffia, which tastes the sweetest. some other kinds fuck with your bladder

>>19306390
those originate in plants. fish don't make them. you'll find none in farmed fish that aren't specifically fed them

>>19306414
ok ill tie you to the front of the boat, and you lean down into the water with your mouth open.

Duckweed sounds like he should be Uncle Scrooge's dealer.

>>19306395
>pond scum
Isn't that ALGAE anon.
IDGAF. The duckweed is the fallback if the fish all die.
Hope you're gettin' prepped, "Scum Killer"

>>19306323
It's probably not that difficult to cram

t. crammer

>>19306293
Duckweed Smells/tastes like a pleasant meadow

>>19306568
No one gives that much of a shit for a timestamp.

>>19306568
pics in mouth please

>>19306568
Yeah but that doesn't make me want to eat it
I don't smell meadows and think
>i need this inside of me
I'm sure it makes excellent animal feed and their meat very tasty

>>19306569
who are you, the timestamp police?

>>19306574
>I don't smell meadows and think
>>i need this inside of me
Sounds like a you problem

>>19306575
No, I don't give that much of a shit.

>>19306574
My Goldfish (carp) love to eat this crap and grow stupid fast on a pure duckweed diet. I have yet to try one of them as a meal tho.

>>19306585
I read that as crap lol :)

>>19306610
eat lead :)

>>19306293
I looked it up on youtube and it's just aquarium videos. Where are the vegan superfood recipes?

>eat lead :)

>>19306626
Idk if this works for people, but I use a food dehydrator to make duckweed "pucks" that I feed to my goldies/shrimp/snails/plecos. So something like that i suppose would work best for people? Its kinda like dried seaweed but without the saltyness.

found some videos
>duck weed as fodder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS4PFbxfGoc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdVtN7MvPeU
>a guy actually eating it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL9CfuU5vww

>>19306562
>t. crammer
more like Kramer. You know fuck all about cramming if you think duckweed crams good

>>19306676
>a guy actually eating it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL9CfuU5vww (Duckweed Salad) [7:31]
He "diluted" it with all his tomatoes and bacon. I doubt he can taste it

>>19306585
I would think goldfish taste like shit.

>>19306391
duckWEED you say??

>>19306569
This nigga the timestamp teetotaler

>>19306692
Classic Kramer

>>19306293
>I will eat the algae based ZOG fuel, daddy Klaus
good goy you will be the only tenant in your resi-block that will get the full ration of nutrient paste this week.

>>19306293
formerly sneedweed

>>19306568
<3

>>19306293
>I really think duckweed should be more popular
t. picrel

>>19307491
kek

>>19307491
Hmmm...I've got my eye on you anon.

>>19307491

>>19306293
>>19306293
cows eat it, chickens eat it, pigs eat it, goat and sheep eat it.

feed it to animals. and eat the animals.

>>19306391
FUCKING EPIC WIN! THIS WINS THE INTERNETS!

>>19306391
Duck!
Weed lmao

>>19306293
>eaten as a "poor person's" food in southeast asia
no it isn't you lying fuck

>>19306568
wash your hands pls

>>19306391
Goteem iLmao

>>19306993
>teetotaler
Don't use words if you don't know what they mean. It just makes you look stupid.

>>19307633
t. 95IQ ESL dyslexic

>>19307690
wtf I didn't have 59 LESIQ surgeries

>>19306568
do you grow these yourself? if yes, how hard to grow them.

>>19307690
You are not very smart.

>>19306293
Fuck & Suckweed

>>19307690
>doubling down on something this retarded
based, never admit you're wrong no matter what

>>19306391
top kek, much retard

>>19307714
Yeah I grow it my self, more like I cant keep it from growing in all of my tanks. They're super easy to grow/maintain, requiring only liquid fertilizer and light. But they do suck up what ever nutrients/contaminants that are in the tank. So if the water is gross, the duckweed will end up gross. Other than that its the easiest water plant to grow, and they double their biomass every day or so.

>>19308693
>they double their biomass every day or so.
i'm assuming you have to throw most of it away then, i can't imagine that you're eating that much

>>19306293
shit grows in my lawn, it has a very short time period of being green and then it dries out and turns yellow with tons of tiny seeds

>>19308712
I bumped into OP yesterday.

>>19308712
Well I don't eat it, but I have many animals that do. My gold fish, Bearded dragons, and other herbivorous creatures that love the dehydrated duckweed pucks that I make for them. I take about a fist full of plant matter out of my tanks a day, and that usually maintains a maintained population of duckweed.

>>19306293
>grow duckweed in pond
>ducks eat duckweed
>eat ducks

>>19308815
nice

>>19308824
>become weed

>>19306365
>eatting tiny little plants from a stagnant pool filled with fish shit

this only works on paper, anon.

>>19308998
Eventually

>>19306568

>>19308824
if my plan is to become one of them then i can't be eating them

>>19309771
You will never be a real duck. You have no webbed feet, you have no beak, you have no feathers. You are a depressed primate twisted by hormones and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back real ducks mock you. The pond attendants are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your appearance behind closed doors.

Humans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed humans to seek out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even “runner ducks” who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a human. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk duck loving human to give you some bread, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they see your obvious human like body.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a bridge, get ready to run, drown yourself, and leap into the cold abyss. The pond attendants will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you in a grave marked with your human name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a human is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably from a human.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

YWNBAD.

>>19309076
Not that anon, and I haven't tried eating anything from it yet but
I have not bought a filter for my turtle tank since converting it to aquaponics, and the water is crystal clear
I grow russian red kale and feed it to turtle and he loves it. The root system filters the poop and a bell siphon aerated the roots on a pretty consistent cycle

>>19306391
>>19307491
>>19310447
this thread has produced multiple bangers. we need a /pond scum/ general

>>19310447
Ducks have bills, bro.

>>19310895
.

>>19306568
How does dickweed taste tho?

duck weed lmao

>>19306365
>pool--Tilapia IN
>duckweeed -IN Beautiful!
the tilapia will eat the duckweed

>>19306293
post duckweed recipes

>>19312723
If they don't eat it fast enough, the duckweed will choke out the tilapia. Duckweed has a nasty habit of overtaking a habitat and causing the water quality to decline as the surface of the body is overtaken.

>>19306526
based acktually poster

>>19314288
>duckweed pesto
just normal pesto but you use duckweed instead of spinach
>duckweed tea
requires muslin tea bag
>duckweed pizza
mix duckweed into your dough for extra flavor
>duckweed duck
feed duckweed to duck, before cooking the duck
>duckweed joint
lmao

>>19309076
>from a stagnant pool
>no reading comprehension
>Not even basic 4th grade understanding of biology
>Doesn't know what fertilizer is.
Everyone will be much happier if you just end it now.
There is NO growth for you from here on out.

>>19314313
There are these things...Called POOL SKIMMERS.
>The difficulty of removing the excess might be HARD
???

>>19307714
it's called a weed for a reason, people who do planted aquariums typically pull pounds of it out of their tanks on a monthly basis.

bump

>>19306293
Once you rince it a few time, it just taste "green". Almost like spinach, or like watercress without the subtle pepperiness. Pretty good in stirfry.
I eat mine, but I would never eat someone else's duckweed. Probably has pond scum, chemicals, and other chinese filth. Wouldn't trust the commercial stuff at all.

>>19306358
Comments like this are why I still have faith in 4chan

>>19306293
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2U_deO-etis

yeah this is probably the greatest food ever

From age 11 to 16 most of my diet consisted of duckweed, in part out of necessity and in part a choice. It made up probably 80% of my daily calorie intake, if not more. AMA.

I'm interested. Could you mix it with flour and eggs to make patties? I feel like that would be an easy way to make it readily palatable.

>>19317137
Are you a Duck?

>>19317165
No, just a regular person, I have no idea why it's called duckweed.

>>19317137
are you from southeast asia?

>>19317237
Only 1/4th, and I have never been there.

>>19306293
>Mircogreen
Are Americans really so fat that they microdose vegetables?

>>19317837
Upon waking I head straight for my first microdose. A single freshly sprouted fennel, which I wash down with two cheeseburgers. An hour later I shock my system again before heading to work with .25 grams of shaved baby carrot. The baby carrot has been soaked in sugar water for 24 hours ahead of time to make the flavors more palatable. With lunch I might microdose with some freeze dried peas - I like the kind that have had nutrients removed for easier digestion. I wash that down with a large McFlurry and a cheeky dairy queen visit at 14:00 (that's 2:00 p.m. for you eurofags and civvies). Some two hours later, if I'm up for something more exotic, I'll eat a match stick slice of radish - but the spiciness is too much and I must rush to the meat aisle to shart myself. FLARRTTTTTT. Back to the dodge ram