/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19301785

>>19301785
this is bait right? calcium is not magnetic. its iron you are seeing in the baby food. foods have been fortified with iron for centuries

>>19301792
Only people who make fake rice are chinese. The webm is relabeled because the seething chink got mad at the other thread they are sperging in.

>>19301792
Yeah, it's bait.

>>19301794
I had this webm for like 6 month lmao take meds amigooo

>>19301785
America is truly jewified to the core it's unbelievable. next thing they'll go full chinks and make "gutter oil" and sell as 100% virgin olive oil.

>>19301808
>>19301798
Why do french people insist on doing everything the faggiest way possible

>>19301847
Low t

>>19301847
Dunno, looks tasty though. Curious if the inside of the French toast is good, still want to try it.

>>19301863
I would toss it in the oven after the sides and edges are done.

>>19301847

Real men don't worry about looking "faggy". Cooking well is a skillful, masculine trait. Only an Amerifat retard would feel emasculated by food and take it out on the gays. What the fuck even?

>>19301894
FAAAAAAAAAAAG

>>19301894
>Cooking well is a skillful, masculine trait.
Oh is that why kitchen work has been associated primarily with women in every single culture all through human history

>>19301920
Basic bitch cooking sure, but all the highly skilled chefs remembered through history that cooked for kings and popes were all men.

>>19301931
Make me a sandwich, bitch

>>19301920
That isn't true, of course.

>>19301938
Bit retarded, ain't you?

>>19301920

Only insecure faggot cucks like yourself have ever believed that. Real men have always cooked.

Do you think it was women hunting deer and pigs in the old days, skinning them and cooking them over a fire? Do you think it was women who were cooking for people like Napoleon Bonaparte? Do you think it was women cooking meals for soldiers fighting wars? No, retard, it was men.

Only emasculated "men" make "haha back in the kitchen" jokes and associate cooking with femininity. Even baking is skillful trait. Who do you picture when you think of a nice little bakery in some rural French village? A woman? Making cupcakes? No, you think of a man that wakes up at 3AM everyday and painstakingly bakes bread for his fellow citizens so they can lead productive lives.

Now go order some Pizza Hut and complain about tranny's. I've got to start the tortellini I'm making tonight and then tend to my garden so I can have a good harvest this summer to create even more delicious dishes.

>>19301931
And they were still considered on the same social level as actors and male prostitutes. Cope.

>>19301953
>source: my ass
Try harder next time little retard.

>>19301950
>One guy gets back home from construction work, expecting his meal be ready when hes home
>Secon one is dresses in apron spending 5 hours peeling potatoes and tries if coco is *just* perfect
Its the first one whos the fag here bros, trust me

>>19301953
Cooks were some of the most high status servants in noble houses.

>>19301950
>BROOOOOOOOOOO DUDE AFTER I APPLY BEARD WAX AND DO UP MY *MAN*BUN I'M MOTHERFUCKING GOING TO MAKE A FUCKING HELL ASS BITCHING BROBURGER DUDE IT'S GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAVE BLOWS MY COCK HAHAHAHA GET FUCKIN READY DUDE I'M USING RARE ASS SPICES AND CUSSIN' AND SHIT LIKE A MAN'S MAN BUT NOT TO OVERCOMPENSATE FOR BEING TOO BIG A BITCH FOR A REAL JOB BUT BECAUSE THIS IS HOW I SEE THE DUDE MAN BRO GUYS ON THE COOKING SHOWS BEHAVE (LIKE REAL MEN BRO)

>>19301982
Kek

>>19301976
>high status
>servants
When you have to dig this deep to cope it's time to stop fren

>>19301976
Yeah just like kings favourite whore i guess

>>19301992
You said they were on par with actors and hookers. A high status servant to nobility is above almost anyone that isn't nobility. And I don't even know why you're trying to tie social status with masculinity unless you strive to one day be a princess like a real alpha male.

>>19301982
I say this.

>>19301982
I say that and act like that

>>19301798
>basque cake
I am surprised it didnt explode.

>>19301968

It's possible to both work hard and enjoy cooking for yourself. Sorry you've consumed too much soy and estrogen that you cannot fathom how one could both construct things and cook themselves a good meal in the same 24 hour period.

Now quick, open up Uber Eats and decide on what Jewish goyslop you want to have delivered to your house because you're too lazy and retarded to cook for yourself and then finish your anime marathon.

>>19301792
>>19301794
>>19301816
The original doesn't have green text and its exposing Chinese products, not amercian ones. Chinks are so smelly, short, and pathetic. Let 'em seethe

>>19301950
Bourdain was a fag and is dead. You're a fag, and should join him

>>19301788
an alien's attempt at chili dogs

>>19301785
>supplements
>food
Is thisbperson retarded?

>>19302039

All the greats die. And so will you, cuck. Now go ask your mom to microwave you some chicken nuggets.

I wonder if the cucks also clean the house for their missus kek

>>19301938

>>19301785
If your food has garbage in it then you're retarded for one of two reasons, (a) because you're too dumb to read the ingredient list or (b) you think the ingredient list is lying to you but you aren't suing the food companies with the help of a Jewish lawyer who would be happy to get you a million dollars

Boy what a thread

>>19301847
>video from bug land
>"why do french people..."

>>19301828
>chopped onion
>diced tomato
>neither are as described

Never trust a patel.

>>19301828
Are there supposed to eat the whole spices?

>>19302031
>some gay european food dungeon
fuck off

>>19302983
>best cuban sandwich
>Los Angeles
lol no

>>19302939
Why are women like this?

>>19302939
she didn't take the label out...

>>19303009
Anon, these are meme videos... not real cooking videos. She also let the dog drink from the glass before she poured in the water.

>>19303006
>>19303009
well done, you fell for it

>>19302943
What is this genre of just crap?? Some sort of fetish material

>>19303031
You know if you go in there in 2023 they're "testing" shells made with bugs

>>19301785
Chinese are such liars

>>19302031
Plant estrogen is different than human hormone retard

>>19301785
>brown hands
lol ah ha ha ha ha the seethe is real

>>19303030
Actually, aside from using soda (and cheese for some fucking reason), that's basically a water pie. It was a real thing, popular during the Great Depression. Some kind of devil magic turns water, flour, and butter into a basic custard.

>>19303147
>cheese
That was butter too. Sometimes people grate it when making pie crust or biscuits. I'm not sure why she did it, maybe just thought it made the video more entertaining.

Flour thickens and the butter provides creaminess like egg yolk. I've made pudding this way. I think egg gives a better texture, it's creamier, but I don't like the flavor as much.

>>19303223

>>19303241

>>19301785
I hate you.

>>19301785
>brown hands

>OP baits out americans
>fat brown golem mutts surge into the thread to seethe at OP and call him a chink
>they don't know Chinese life expectancy just overtook America's constantly falling life expectancy
>then proceed to shitpost about manhood and call others feminine faggots while their grubby obese paws struggle to find the right keys
Holy toppest kek

>>19302870
little ones like seeds yeah, the bigger ones you pick out

>>19301950
Based

>>19301863
the way he spins is fascinating. they should give him knifes and a command for multiple 360 spins like some dual blades shit

>>19303241
Do they really issue their officers chrome 9mm?

>>19303031
You just know the employees have cameras in the female bathroom and are waiting cock in hand for this bitch to cash out after all the shit they fed her.

>>19303228
Damn that looks pretty good. I wouldn't mind chowing down on one of those for breakfast

>>19303693
Imagine eating this good

>>19303693
Based cat

>>19303693
This has given me primal fear. Imagine your life ending in 6 seconds because you failed to spot a predator.

>>19301816
It's some dumb video made by American hippies. But it caused so much seethe among burgers there is now a collective delusion that is must be a Chinese video (despite the video containing shit like ham and cheese sandwiches which don't exist in China)

>>19303980
Become the predator anon.

https://files.catbox.moe/bowo23.mp4

>>19302939
Kek that's actually kinda funny

>>19303980
>Cat catching a seagull
>AAAAA THIS HAS GIVEN ME LE HECKIN PRIMAL FEAR HELP ME NIGGERMAN
Have you tried not being a faggot?

>>19303030
Rage bait, it's a gimmick on tik-tok/instagram. Make intentionally gross food or ruin good food and get a ton of hate engagement.

>>19304064
And that makes people money? Many are liberals and this isn't "green" at all. Wasteful.

>>19301785
That's literally chinese food though, edited video

>>19304070
It's all about engagement. The more people viewing, replying, and reacting the the more ad revenue they get. People sharing something just to have their friends make fun of it are still giving it views. I guess it's fine with webms though because that doesn't give them the engagement they want unless anons go seek out the original source.

>>19303223

>>19304161

does this count?

>>19304006
It's interesting to see the Chinese cope is so widespread despite no proof for it

>>19301785
do americans really? lmao

>>19301788
Does it really make sense to have that many different spices mixed up? Can the average human taste differentiate the flavours?

>>19302983
>stretchy ice cream
Oh so when it's in a zoomer tiktok video it's fine but when pajeet does it it's suddenly bad?

>>19304403
>do americans really?
I really wish I could filter posts with:
"do americans really"
"goyslop"
etc.

>>19301808
>makes a grilled cheese
>forgets the cheese

>>19303005
>So tell us Jack, what are you preparing for us in today's show?
>FLESH

>>19304168
Got the video where the guy looking at the chef looks like he's about to cum?

>>19304161
>>19304168
>>19303223
Will the briefcase homosexuals surpass the turkcel?

>>19304821

>>19303022
>he thinks people aren't this disgusting
You need to leave your house. You can't tell when someone is sharing saliva with their dog by looking at them. People have their own "subjective" idea of cleanliness, many people love their dogs like children and say dogs' mouths are cleaner.

>>19304793
>the guy
the most american post in the history of this board

This makes me sad OP.
Americans didn't want this, most of us don't even know. We're a nation of unwitting consumers of poison slop.

>>19301808
Salted butter is always the right choice

>>19303241
> multiple accidents in the background

>>19304793
> the guy
Don't worry anon I hate soccer too

>>19305029

>>19304793

>>19305035
> oddly sensual

>>19303005
really a shame the second stroke didn't kill him

>>19304824
sometimes I just wish for an planet killer asteroid to just direct impact this fucking dirt ball.

>>19305053
what about the third

>>19305198
>Watch closely now, I'm gonna make this cheese slab disappear

>>19301838
>this kills the fish

>>19304930
>people are this disgusting
>this isn't disgusting
Pick a trolling strategy and stick to it

>>19303212
this is how i make my macncheese but i add ground meat and peas aswell
tastes really good can recommend

>>19303223
Why is he applying the oil in such a gay way?

>>19301785
what are "chemicals"? what is "natural"?

>>19301785
Deboonked!

>american cuisine

>>19305041
Why is the fat Mexican about to cum

So why are the Chinese ass blasted all the time?

>>19304475
You can.

>>19305059
I'm with you, friend
Just waiting for it to end

>>19301794
you make apples that are banned in europe because they contain chemicals that prevent the apple from going brown, and this is only 1 of the million synthetic shits that are banned in europe that are made in the US

the truth about that webm is literally unimportant and you trying to blame chink chongs is you just coping that your "food" isn't any better than sewer oil fried dog-on-a-stick

>>19301794
This

>>19301816
I've had this webm for a year

>>19305042
why does this guy look so short?

>>19307722
i've had that webm for 5 years now

>>19304475
do americans really not know how to filter phrases?

>>19305059
anon it's just retarded new money doing retarded new money things
if anything take consolation that they'll undoubtedly blow it all within a generation or two with frivolous shit like that

>>19305883

Super high on coke

>>19307749
because he's very short

>>19301838
So does that count as caviar?

>>19305454
How long do you freeze it for?

>>19305476
Natural is anything that occurs naturally. Are you fucking retarded?

>>19301792
>foods have been fortified with iron for centuries
I think you're getting confused with houses retard. Keep your rocks out my fuckin food.

>natural stuff doesn't burn
How else can we tell if she's a witch!? If it floats?

>post American gif
>Nooo it's Chinese I swear
Can Americans please stop coping on our board?
It's made by an American clickbait company called blossom

>>19308409
Fun fact: nuclear reactors are natural

>>19308459
Ok and? You forgot to add the part of the post where you actually make a point numbskull.

>>19301847
Nothing about that toast vid is French.

>>19308452

>>19308484
It's just a fun fact, I thought that was obvious when I said
>Fun fact:

but I guess not

Anon, that was just a little factoid meant to amuse and inform, I'm sorry it has sent you in a spiral of suicidal depression

>>19307722
hilarious that the seething chinks edit out the rice, lmao.

>>19307712
ok wumao

>>19308514
>fucking moron drops a random obvious statement in the reply chain
>retard gets told to fuck off
>"oh im sowwy you so sad"
Jesus Christ stop browsing the internet without your handler

>>19308546
Sorry your retarded bleating and crying wasn't interesting enough to bother reading, retard.

>>19308452
It's also bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSBSzWmjXO0

>>19308559
Stop projecting moron, your tsundere bullshit is gay as fuck to btw
>I-It's not like I'm interested in you baka, I'm just going to reply to you over and over because I crave your attention
Kys yourself

>>19301794
>>19307722
yeah cause china is notorious for exporting western style ice cream to countries half way around the world from it.
china has a fake food problem yeah, you can go on youtube or weibo and see actual chinks (not mystery meat hands like this vid) videos on the topic, US has a garbage food problem too. this video is just lazy clickbait trash though, and i've yet to see any actual evidence as to which version is original. I suspect neither since the china version just pastes 'made in china' in the wrong font right over top the other text, and the america version is fucking >implying
>'real' supplements dont burn
>meat glue is well known to be used in the US, probably other western countries at shittier grocers as well I'd wager.

>>19308452
Yep original vid here
https://twitter.com/BlossomHacks/status/1135970221439643648
Looks American to me

>>19308642
>the shorter and lower quality version is older and best! IT JUST IS, OK?!
Ok, shortdick chinkcel. You can smell the wumao a mile away. Smells like fake rice and gutter oil.

>>19301920
Only because women took care of the house and children while the husband was out working. It was a simple division of responsibilites.

>>19308749
Oh no no no no, burger bros... Whats our cope now?

>>19308790
the blossom shit is fake. same as your rice, honey, and cooking oil. whats your messaging from xi now wumao?

>>19308772
you uploaded a pixelated version half the size of the op
are you retarded? did you go to school in america or something?

>>19308403
not long, until the cheese is starting to brown

>>19308749
>Longest, highest quality video
>No added text
>Actual timestamp
Only proof in the thread and I guess it is actually an american video (though everything in it is wrong)

>>19308808
>everyone I disagree with is on person
ok schizo

>>19308749
Lol they even have whole foods brand spices in the original video
Doesn't look very Chinese to me, where the Chinese cope even originate from?

>>19308837
certainly it didn't originate from the videos of chinese plastice rice, and the bbc gutter oil video.

>>19308850
>seethe seethe seethe
Can you please apologise and admit to everyone here that you were wrong and the webm is American?
That goes to every coping mutt that was in this thread

>>19302947
i like troll cooking vids but this is 0 effort

>>19304821
>>19304824
The fall of babylon is imminent.

>>19308642
>getting this defensive when it's shown that the actual video is about fake chinese food and the one that just relabels it as "american" is a lie
Suspicious.

>>19308991
???
It's American though?
>>19308749
>>19308837

>>19304824
>place sells a $1000 gold steak
>restaurant still looks like a school cafeteria with k-mart lamp shades

>>19301816
>thinks that webm isn't years old

>>19308772
Of the two in this thread, the China one is wildly lower quality, if you want to present a higher quality one go ahead

>>19308837
>Doesn't look very Chinese to me, where the Chinese cope even originate from?
americans with brain rot from too much cia/state dept propaganda
makes zero sense when there's videos of fake food actually from china, but i guess not using some easily backtraced twitter video is too complicated for them

>>19301826
Don't get me wrong, you are correct but this particular video is fake. Ann Reardon went over how they faked it. AKA DEBOOOONKED

>>19301785
Things don't have to be this way

>>19303005
how does he keep getting away with it

>>19305188
funniest webm in this thread

>>19309715
It's a fake video though so calling it american food is also a cope

>>19308642
America has a problem with food quality, that much is true, but it's just that - a matter of quality, not authenticity. China on the other hand cuts their rice with plastic and makes fake eggs from resin and gypsum. America might be feeding its population from a hog trough, but at least it's not feeding them from a landfill.

>>19305883
They're recreating the hacking scene from 2001 action thriller Swordfish.

>>19307701
This thumbnail looks like a terrifying close up face with green eyes.

>>19302980
>>19302983
If I ate all 42 of these, I probably would die.

>>19305883
that's diego maradona and he was perpetually off his tits on cocaine

>>19303228
how does she get out without being broken by the culture with the highest suicide rate in the OECD

>>19303884
same, but I don't think she shaves

>>19310995
>not being a pube enjoyer
Homosexual behavior

>>19311048
nonce behavior, more like

>>19308642
I have never seen meat glue used in food here in the US, and I buy the cheapest cuts.

>>19309004
1989 Tiananmen Square?

>>19305557
>webm of swiss food

>>19311226
So hard to believe that the guy on the left escaped from prison.

>>19301959
are you fucking kidding me?

>>19311254
it was staged dude. the guy on the left actually just got his buddies in the judicial system to release him early. they decided to have some fun with it and filmed him running away after he was already released.

>>19301788
I like that they take the time to cook the chili for 3 hours and yet they use industrial processed “bread” that totally destroys everything.

Americans…

>>19311226
no wait that nigga dipped his food into his drink? huh???

>>19312008
he knew he was being filmed, and he was putting on a show.

>>19305431
I never said it wasn't disgusting, retard.

>>19310554
they wont respond to this, it is just wumao (ccp shills) angry about being unmasked, and about the hilarious other thread that started this one. it is just seethe.

>>19303585
No, it's nickel.

>>19301838
>this cooks the egg

>>19311977
>Americans...
recipetineats is australian
this fatty is pretty popular in australia
though this recipe looks like shit

>>19302022
Kek

>>19305041
Considering the copious amounts of coke Diego snorted before the filming of this video, I do wonder what the hell is he seeing in his head

>>19301838
>the heat of the egg cooks the fish

>>19303882
"cash out" is my new favorite euphemism for "taking the Browns to the Superbowl"

>>19301785
>falling for retarded 5 minute goyslops bullshit
lmao people talk about american education, but third worlders got it worse.
>>19308642
meat glue is used at dollar store steaks and shit. I've literally never encountered it while sharting at the mart.

>>19308816
>>19308790
>>19308837
Fucking retards. It's a lifehack channel you fucking nigger lmao. You actually believe this shit? Fake cheese is engineered specifically to melt better. No one except the cheapest Dollar Store sells meat that's glued together. Rice is not that popular in America, so why would they fluff out rice or add rice water to milk??? The rice specifically is what gives it away as chinese made (as most of these content farms are). American companies would use corn based shit to fluff out things. It's just retarded nonsense.

>>19301838
The cook eggs the fish heat

>>19304441
Tell me you're white without telling me you're white

>>19304441
Yes, while certain spices may not be fully visible on the palate after cooking, all the added spices help to achieve the desired flavors (ie mixing cumin and coriander to attain a more earthy and savory flavor)

>>19304168
what did you just call pogba

>>19304793
>the guy

>>19301785

>>19305883
retard

>>19301838
>egg from chicken
>end up fish

>>19302939
I thought Inu ni Nattara Suki na Hito ni Hirowareta is some pervert girls fantasy but I think it is becoming real

>>19302939
>Big dog
>White woman

You just know.

>>19302939
>lets dog lick her hands
>puts them on the dish immediately after

>>19302980
>>19302983
>6 million foods you HAVE to eat
>the Gallon of Goyslop
>Crisco calzone
>buttchugging HFCS
Why are American foodies like this?

>>19305467
It's an ancient Turkish way based off traditional Turkish wrestling, where the men cover each other in oil and try to stick their hands down each other's pants. They win when they get a firm grip inside the pants.
I am not making this up.

>>19303005
>Making this video with his fucking stroke claw in frame the whole time
Kek

>>19301828
>spiced goop

>>19302980
>>19302983
>best [thing] in NYC
am I supposed to care?

>>19311226
he is just stress eating leave him alone

>>19314582
A temporary setback, he's currently on a power-up mode to become even more powerful than ever before.

>>19303228
>Korean Egg Queen
Park Eul Soon?

>>19303470
Yeah until you bite into a big juicy cardamom pod.

>>19314030
Why would anyone try to smuggle electronics in crackers?

>>19315752
Saved
I missed those little dogs so much

>>19315935
Someone in prison?

>>19314030
What were the first things?

>>19314593
You just described a thousand different delicious culinary dishes you fucking mongoloid. I swear to God you people want to complain.

>>19315935
honestly looks like weed vape cartridges to me
keep in mind weed still goes for $600~2000 an ounce in some countries

>>19301788
>beef bouillon
>salt

Isn't bouillon already 90% salt?

>>19316445
maybe they used a low salt/no salt

>>19301790
kek

>>19314510
quantity>quality

>>19303024
i fucking love cinnamon rolls holy shit that looks amazing i would nicokado myself to death if victoria justice force fed me varieties of cinnamon rolls until im died fuck

>>19301785
>the changposting continues

>>19303882
hmm yeah and with a smell capturer to enjoy the amazingness later

>>19313589
Literally the only spices darkies know are bleach, "Obay", and Lawry's

>chinks

>>19301785
Nice try commie.

>>19303240
grating butter is good for when you're baking something that rises, it creates air pockets for a better rise

>>19303024
Who does that to a cinnamon roll?

>>19304161
i wish death upon this faggot

>its this fucking thread again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSBSzWmjXO0
the debunking video

also nobody in this thread knows how to make fucking american cheese or why its made.

>>19301788
The quickest way to tell a shitty chili is when they use water instead of broth or stock

>>19310242
they do, yts didn't stand up for themselves

>>19312211
>imagine not getting how disgusting this is
>ackshully cleanliness is subjective
>hur dur I never said that
cease this jape

>>19308413
Are you retarded? You have iron in your blood you need iron. You have thousands of rocks in your body rn! So say thank you rocks. Thank you!

>>19305467
>Why is he applying the oil in such a gay way?
He's non-American. We made him that way with Mickey Mouse and Big Macs. It's little joke we play on the world that they love.

>>19301785
Glad I'm not American desu

>>19305068
>>19305053
Isn't he up to four now?

>>19303040
Daily reminder the prevalence of insect products has gone down since the late 2010s because the WEF is just a bunch of rich people circlejerking and not some league of super villains who control everything.

>>19314690
We can rebuild him.

>>19304470
>m-muh zoomers
obsessed

>>19317382
>because the WEF is just a bunch of rich people circlejerking and not some league of super villains who control everything.
Are you confused with the WMF? Nobody cares about the WEF

>>19308512
.org isn't the country specific TLD for the United States. 4chan isn't even owned by Americans anymore

>>19317441
Every schizo who talks about how we are supposedly being forced to "eat ze bugs" also gushes about WEF. My point being that the bugs aren't being forced since nobody except a small group of schizos even talks about them. I couldn't even buy them if I wanted to since practically nobody sells them except for gift shops.

>>19302943
Lost generation. Future looks bleak as fuck

>>19311226

>the virgin nibble

Vs

>the Chad devour

>>19317064
I want her to be my mommy

>>19308749
>>19308837
It's definitely American but people are still coping that's it's Chinese

>>19315752
kek

>>19317583
It might not be Chinese, but it's made by Blossom, which is a child company of First Media, and there's suspiciously little information about who runs it and where they're based. There's no guarantee it's American at all, and it wouldn't necessarily be hard for a non-American company to acquire American products to stage the video with.

>>19315752
holy fuck my sides, are there more clips like this?

>>19301808
>cutting off the crusts
HERESY DETECTED

>>19314690
unironically depressing to watch

>>19301788
>smoked sausage
he is clearly grilling the sausage

>>19317776
That I can agree on

>>19304821
I would happily face any legal consiquences to see the look on their gay faces when i run out on the cheque

>>19302939
>left label in pan
>used literal dog water for the pasta
>whore face after putting it in the oven

Peak comedy, 10/10 trolling.

>>19314030
seems like it costs more than just giving them the whole cracker

>>19302034
>>19301792
It's from a russian content farm and the video is titled american food. It's just horseshit though.

>>19317378
That's a rumor, official tally is 3.

>>19302939
I hate dog people

>>19302939
Bro the fucking label

>>19317836
what are those?

>>19314690
Except somebody nabbed his bbq sauce name.

>>19318984
fat innkeeper worm/penis fish

>>19319340
>west coast tang
I bet that tastes like shit.

>>19317836
>garloid gore
MODS

>>19311226
European on left
American on right

>>19304441
you're not supposed to taste individual spices, retard. It's like a symphony. You don't listen to the notes (ingredients) you listen to the relationships between notes and the timbre of the various instruments coming together to make a beautiful piece. Or, you don't look at individual brush strokes, you look at the whole piece of art.

>>19320005
You're basically AI
You can't taste shit

>>19302939
Come on they didn't remove the tray sticker, how can anyone believe this ragebaiting crap?

>>19303024
>you just know(se)

>>19301798
Usually basque cakes have either black cherry jam OR cream, not both.

>>19320457
People would rather be mad than bored.

>>19317836
the person in this video posted "Do Americans really?" 76 times that day.

>>19301808
>sweet french toast
I prefer this stoic gentleman's take much more.

>>19320625
that one has both, what are you gonna do

>>19320717
>two eggs fried in gutter oil and toast
eww no

>>19320733
I'm still looking for this recipe

>>19320814
>one scoop of boiled whatever
>top with boiled whatever water
>on top of all the sauces
why would you want this recipe

>>19303228
Is that like pancake batter with an egg, and bacon or cheese? Seems like a good idea, would consume before going to my soulless office job filing papers for a company that owns 10% of my country's economy

>>19304824
You'd think they could afford some less pathetic looking props if they're selling steaks for $1000

>>19312416
He's reminded of the time the cartel pulled his son's ribs out one by one for being behind on his cocaine shipments

>>19308861
Fine. I'm sorry.

>>19301788
do you really need the cheese? ruins it for me

>>19320741
That's not China, you racist.
https://youtu.be/utk6afvl37Q

>>19320912
>ding dong ping pang ching chong
Ok but is there a difference? It's not Japan so it's China.

>>19320890
Yeah you do, it's required. Guess you'll have to have something else.

>>19317498
>the slippery slope is a fallacy and you're just imagining things

>>19320828
I need to try it for science.

>>19321476
Its more like an uphill that you schizos claim is a slope. The availability of insect products keeps going down year after year.

>>19321716
you're right it's more like kiddie diddling tranny faggots like you are gonna hang at the top of the slope