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19303433 No.19303433 [Reply] [Original]

>recipe calls for diced onions
>add corn kernels instead cuz i'm too lazy to dice the fucking onions

>> No.19303615 [DELETED] 

>>19303433
My mouth is full of teen urine. Warm fresh piss.

>> No.19303619

>>19303615
If it's Aqua's, then it would actually be purified water.

>> No.19303653

Why even bother cooking at that point? Buy a case of progresso soup off Amazon, heat it up with some barley and a little curry powder, turn off the heat and get drunk for an hour, heat it back up and throw in some cheese or mayo or whatever and you have lazy sloppa that will be infinitely better than whatever recipe you completely butchered out of sheer laziness. Or just order a pizza and eat it over the course of 3 days like a normal lazy drunk.

>> No.19303886

>>19303433
I have a pair of swimming googles in the kitchen specifically for dicing onions.

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>>19303433

>> No.19304990

>>19303433
Which kind of liquor would Aqua enjoy the most?

>> No.19305079

>>19304990
Vodka enema