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Anonymous Mon May 22 16:50:52 2023 No.19301104 [Reply] [Original]

Your new gf's dad is coming over for dinner, Anon. What do you make him?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 16:54:50 2023 No.19301118 >>19301104 He can have a go on the bong and be happy, like everyone else.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 16:54:54 2023 No.19301119 bussy platter

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 16:55:51 2023 No.19301125 Store bought nuggies

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 16:56:23 2023 No.19301127 nice I know this one: have my gf and me cook together so he cant hate it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 16:57:26 2023 No.19301132 >>19301104 Grilled cheese sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 16:57:28 2023 No.19301133 >>19301104 I cut off my pinky toe and stick it on a plate of mashed 'tatoes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 17:00:51 2023 No.19301144 >>19301104 I wouldn't cook anything for any new GF's dad, take the guy to a restaurant sure then its on neutral ground so to speak. Who the fuck wants some new GF's dad looking around my house or apartment?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 17:53:52 2023 No.19301292 >>19301104 >What do you make him? a grandpa.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 17:57:40 2023 No.19301302 >>19301132 I'd be accepting of this. Make it a grilled ham and cheese though

Anonymous Mon May 22 18:03:44 2023 No.19301312

Gf? What? I take it in the ass OP. But I'll make his daddy some penne arrabbiata, I've practiced for years and my sauce always hits. The secret is a little bit of mascarpone at the end to balance out the heat from the fresh chili. Maybe some roast chicken and a Caesar salad to make it a meal.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 18:25:29 2023 No.19301368 >>19301292 this guy gets it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 21:13:50 2023 No.19301985 File: 1.87 MB, 480x848, gordon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19301104 An egg.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 21:15:08 2023 No.19301989 >>19301118 thats pretty based

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 21:15:45 2023 No.19301993 >>19301127 smart

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 21:25:10 2023 No.19302029 short rib. with a little practice it's the can't fuck up gourmet meal.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 21:27:54 2023 No.19302035 >>19301985 Him and that daughter are definitely fucking each other.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 21:30:15 2023 No.19302046 >>19301104 A short flat burger

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 21:38:05 2023 No.19302079 >>19302035 You're so detached from reality.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:57:08 2023 No.19304265 >>19301104 A grandpa of a single mother's child.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 13:06:14 2023 No.19304293 >>19301292 What if you are black?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 13:09:46 2023 No.19304303 File: 50 KB, 600x600, 16643873475353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Steak with chimichurri sauce with a side of steamed potatoes and carrots. As a desert, you make him banana bread.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 13:10:56 2023 No.19304309 >>19301312 Oh. I didn't know you were a pedophile (aka homosexual)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 13:15:40 2023 No.19304324 >>19304293 >What if you are black? See: >>19304265

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 19:09:03 2023 No.19305259 >>19301104 more like your gf's new daddy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 20:37:37 2023 No.19305492 >>19301118 Can he pinch another one?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 20:48:17 2023 No.19305517 >>19301104 I make him watch me fuck his daughter.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 21:39:52 2023 No.19305633 spaghetti with ragu old world style

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 21:44:14 2023 No.19305647 >>19305517 Can I watch too?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 21:45:47 2023 No.19305657 >>19305517 He tells you he fucked her a long time ago

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 23:42:45 2023 No.19306035 >>19305517 Id make his daughter watch me fuck him Gotta establish dominance or NGMI

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 23:50:53 2023 No.19306057 File: 120 KB, 1200x675, 8159BDBD-8345-4A9E-BAA2-8C7C65BFE43C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19301104 Fish pie.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 24 00:33:14 2023 No.19306163 >>19301104 If my gfs dad was Gordon Ramsay id dump my gf and date him instead

>>	Anonymous Wed May 24 00:46:31 2023 No.19306205 >>19301104 i don't bring women over any more because my sister is the best cook i've ever met i guess i could make him a grilled cheese with a half inch of unmelted sharp cheddar

>>	Anonymous Wed May 24 00:48:01 2023 No.19306211 Russian meatballs and spaghettis. One of the meatballs has cum in it. Who will be the lucky winner?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 24 00:48:41 2023 No.19306213 >>19301104 cold grilled cheese, greasy scrambled eggs, and a burger too tall to eat.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 24 00:49:04 2023 No.19306215 >>19306211 cumin*

>>	Anonymous Wed May 24 00:50:48 2023 No.19306221 >>19306215 Cumin meatballs seem more Mexican than Russian, though? Would be interesting to make mexican spaghetti and meatballs with cumin meatballs and a spicy arabbiata-taco sauce.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 24 00:59:05 2023 No.19306244 >>19306215 You eat the meatballs with a cumin side

>>	Anonymous Wed May 24 01:01:49 2023 No.19306254 >>19301104 Grilled steak with mashed potatoes and steamed vegetables.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 24 01:07:15 2023 No.19306271 >>19301104 Why would I have dinner with my gay friends dad? I don't like gays in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 24 01:39:51 2023 No.19306382 >>19301104 6 course dessert meal.

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