/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Please tell us you cooked them.

>>19297460
How fat are you

>>19297460
Did you at least use some sauces for that? Let us know

>>19297460
I can eat 52 of those over a course of a day

I like them desu.

>>19297463
Air fryer
>>19297470
I’m 5’8 286lbs when I was weighed at the docs 2 weeks ago it’s pretty much all muscles
>>19297472
I use ketchup and sriracha mixed with Mayo. Also had 3 cold sprites to wash it all down

>>19297484
Bro they slap so fucking hard out the Air fryer
I don't blame you son

>>19297470
OP has his own gravitational field

>>19297460
RIP your colon

>>19297484
>I’m 5’8 286lbs when I was weighed at the docs 2 weeks ago it’s pretty much all muscles
I'm 6'4" 260 and have a small beer belly but otherwise fairly normal. Really trying hard to picture your body size...are you just naturally a stocky guy?

>>19297484
>pretty much all muscles

Uh… sure anon… you must be one of those “bulking season” faggots who do one powerlift rep and call themselves athletes.

>>19297460
based fishstick enjoyer

>>19297484
>5’8 286lbs
>pretty much all muscles
are you a sontaran?

>>19297460
are you a gay fish?

>>19297494
That they do nice and crispy
>>19297498
Pic related
>>19297638
Pic related
>>19297703
Pic related

>>19297686
I got some daleks to take care of those freaks, they're in disguise.

>>19297737
pffffhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no way it's you OP

Has your arm gone numb yet?

>>19297605
He's fat as fuck.
>t. former 200lbs 5'8"

How do you distribute those 52 and how many are a family?

>>19298131
According to the nutrition label with four sticks to a serving, one bag will feed a famiily of 13.

>>19298131
>>19298152
Throw them on a plate and eat all 52 in one sitting obviously

>>19297737
>>19297484
Is that you? Is that how much you weigh? You're very fat.
Have you high blood pressure? Do you get dizzy or light-headed when you stand? You're almost certainly pre-diabetic at the very least, you know.
How many days a week do you drink? All of them ending in 'y,' I take it. Your liver must be foie gras. You're a giant human goose.
You have had no one in your life to implore you to exercise restraint. To delay gratification. You eat and drink what you want when you want. You have no one to love you and you have failed to love yourself.
You ought to be ashamed.

tfw fatter and shorter than OP

>>19298305
I’m not I’m a glutton like me food like me booze like me sleep simple as

>>19298325
doesn't he actually do onlyfans or porn now or something? or did i get meme'd

>>19297460
>3000 calories in one sitting

>>19297460
Next time, toast some buns, and chop a bit of lettuce. Maybe add a few pickles and put that spicy mayo on the bun.
Best fish sandwich experience.
You get extra credit for adding a slice of cheese.

>>19298367
fishstick sandwiches are extremely underrated

>>19298380
yeap..with siracha and mayo mmmhmmmm

>>19298339
If he does, it's to support his mother, who had an accident just before Breaking Bad started and is herself disabled, paralyzed from the waist down. But AFAIK, no. Not that I looked into it, but isn't he going to be in that GoT spinoff? Why fuck that up with an OF page?

>>19297460
I think it's fair to say, you like fishticks.

>>19298348
I need to keep up with my health 3,000 cloir4s in 1 meal is essential
>>19298367
Greens are icky

>>19297460
>ask me anything
Why didn't you get the infinitely superior fillets? It's not even just a texture thing; the fish sticks are obviously made from all the leftover scraps and the difference in flavor and overall quality is palpable, despite them often being around the same price.

>>19298367
>>19298380
For the proud few who enjoy it; there is nothing quite like a nice, hot, crispy fish sam'itch. Haters will hate, but I encourage all Anons to try one.

>>19297484
>5’8 286lbs
>pretty much all muscles
Lol. I'm 5'8 and 220 with a lot of muscle and I basically look like a gorilla. I can't even imagine what putting on another 60 pounds while trimming down on fat would look like.

>>19298623
You're the same hight as me, and you're over a hundred pounds heavier. And I've got a nice dad bod going on.

>>19298666
I was 135 throughout most of high school and college, and had the body of a rock climber/male gymnast. There's no way you can weigh less than that and be anything other than a twig.

>>19298666
You are not a dad bod, probably just have bloated organs

>>19298806
The only thing bloated is my fat cock

>>19298806
B-but I only drink 70 beers a day.

>>19298623
>short
>stocky
Might want.

>>19298610
I like mine with old bay mixed into the tartar sauce

>>19298623
a 4channer at 5'8 286lbs would be an amorphous blob, a huge chunk of fleshy fat

>>19298325
>homosexuals are just like you and me

>>19300917
homosexuals are just like you and me if we were fucking each other

>>19300938
Idk what this is even supposed to mean

>>19300754
Say that to my face

>>19298398
op IS a fishstick

They're called Fish Fingers, what the fuck is wrong with Americans?

>>19301880
The trigger discipline is surprising but actually adds to the pic, like he is serious

>>19300917
I found it kind of relatable, just imagine he is talking about women

>>19297460
I mean technically you're the size of a family, and since your fatass definitely doesn't have a wife and kids you basically are a family of one.

>>19303945
>rape is relatable

>>19297484
>>19297737
>5’8 286lbs
>It's pretty much all muscle

>>19303939

>>19298395
>If he does, it's to support his mother, who had an accident just before Breaking Bad started and is herself disabled, paralyzed from the waist down.

Qrd?

>>19303873
fish don't have fingers

>>19303962
RJ Mitte, the actor who plays Walt Jr, has cerebral palsy but not nearly as badly as the character he portrays. To get that point across, this wonky Billy Crudup looking motherfucker's done modeling work walking runways. Not exactly doable on crutches.
Anyway, his mother had an accident. idk the nature of it, but it left her paralysed so he, as a teenager, became the primary breadwinner.of the family, supporting his mother and toddler sister (they're over a decade apart in age).
It's the whole reason he went into acting and modeling etc in the first place.