/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19285786
>how people who can feed themselves see people who pay others to

Oh boy, dusty ceiling tile covered in roach and rat droppings probably

>>19285786
>nanobots in retarded food retroactively explode the fuck out of everyone's head 10 years later

let me dream

>>19285786
Shit like this is how you know meritocracy is a lie
Rich people aren't smart or good with money, they're just rich. No intelligent person would stand for this horseshit, only a moron with way more money than sense would unironically purchase this "experience"

>>19285931
It's all part of "the experience"

Now get your smartphone out and record it for social media like a good zombie.

>>19285786
where the fuck is this?
I need to take my wife there after my vasectomy

>>19285951
You can be very smart but unreasonable, led on, easily amused by pseud shit. It's how female doctors can exist despite well, being women.

>music is playing throughout the experience
Music also plays in the bathrooms at Wal-Mart and at funerals, so what's the point they're trying to make?

>>19285972
that's grant ashitz's restaurant, so i think it might be alinea

>>19285786
Modern "art" applied to food?

>>19285786
For "starting at" $285 per person?
They'd do better having wait staff under the table performing oral sex on the customers during the entire meal.

>>19285951
People are quick to call others stupid, but the obvious issue here is emotional shortcomings, not intellectual shortcomings.
People are more bored, fragile and easily amused than actually stupid.
At least in this case, because trust me, people in general are fucking stupid.

>>19286047
>>19286184
>spending a single fucking word defending retards spending enough money to feed a family of four for a month on three dollars worth of fruit and white chocolate thrown at a ceiling tile
The brainwashing is so deep.

>>19286256
>The brainwashing is so deep.
At least I understand the difference between intellectual failings and emotional failings.
In your case, I'm guessing both are in play.
Fucking anime poster...

>>19285972
kek

>>19286173
where can i find a restaurant with that service

>>19286496
If not Vegas, then probably Thailand? (hope you like ladyboys)

> webm thread
> no webms

>>19286546
Literally just lower the amount of potatoes in it and it'd probably be pretty good.

>>19286496
Japan, or do like the guy kn the japanese kookkng thread and suck yourself off while cooking

>>19286546
I don't want to have to google whatever it flashes on screen or a half-second.
Whys is it faggots like you just assume everyone here is familiar with whatever nonsense they eat in your home country?
I'm seeing what looks like mashed 'taters, followed by meatballs? (or maybe not?), then I don't know, maybe cranberry sauce????
This MIGHT be great, who the fuck can tell????
What the fuck is it?

>>19286591
>Watch a tiktok not made for you from a country you're not from
>Bitch and moan about why no one took the time to explain it to you in a 35 second tiktok
Do Americans really?

>>19286591
have you never been to an ikea you flyover faggot

>>19286599
>Do Americans really?
Y U think I'm American?
Why would anyone assume anyone knows what this mashed-tater and cranberry sauce flatbread nonsense is?

>>19286605
>have you never been to an ikea you flyover faggot
Yeah, their horsemeat meatballs are awesome, still not sure what continent I'd have to fly to to eat that thing.
Fuck's sake...

>>19286565
That's smashed potatoes but it's still a bit too much. The köttbuller are a bit much too desu. There's enough taters and buller for 2 of these in there.

>>19285972
Yasss! Do it. The three of us went after mine.

>>19286639
>The three of us
boy-boy-girl or girl-boy-girl?
Either way, I'm fapping. Please give details.

>>19286671
In order of importance:
My wife
Her boyfriend Jamal
Me (with chastity cage on my micropenis)

Btw, welcome.

>>19286714
>chastity cage
Damn, and now you've killed my boner.
Heading to pornhub, thanks a lot...

>>19286591
anon you need to trust your brain a lil more. it's exactly that. confucius once said, kottbular and mashed potatoes are delicious.

>>19286785
>kottbular
Still hearing gibberish.
I'm going to google it, by why do faggots like you pretend everyone already knows what this obscure shit is?

>>19286789
>kottbular
OK, so that's the meatballs. And you couldn't just say "meatballs"?
Still wondering what the cranberry-sauce looking stuff is.
Please at least tell me you fondle the balls and get most of the truck drivers completely down your throat.

>>19286797
i think thats just cranberry sauce. also, i wish upon you every misfortune possible. starting with malaria.

>>19286823
Wow. Do _you_ swallow?

>>19286047
kill yourself retard

>>19286546
Swedish meatballs are so much better without shitting them up with sauce, especially FRUIT SAUCE

>>19285786
that last dude at the end is just done.

>>19286546
I'm having a fucking stroke trying to make sense of what any of that actually is.

>>19286599
Rent free

>>19286546
I thought that was poop at first. It was ruined at lettuce.

>>19286995
It's lingonberry, not cranberry. sauce. Not that your swarthy mind could tell.

>>19286591
>maybe cranberry sauce????
It's most likely lingonberry, which if often paired with meatballs. Not in a roll with all that other shit however.

>>19289002
>lingonberry is not a fruit

>>19289008
>most likely
Thanks. I'm not familiar with lingonberry, what's the flavor like? Sweet, tart, both?

>>19286714
It is impossible for me to read 'My wife' in anything except a Borat voice.

>>19289002
>swarthy mind
Just read Treasure Island or something?

>>19285786
I subconsciously read all the subtitles in a ridiculous french accent

>>19286496
Don't know about a restaurant, I just go to your mother's house for that

Oh boy it's yet another garbage spam thread of the same tired bullshit even though there's already duplicates up
Gosh what a quality board