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Today is my birthday, so we grillin. R8

>> No.19286174
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your meal looks terrible anon,

But happy birthday!

>> No.19286187

I never fails to put a smile on my face when thirdies go on and on about how great it is having a big family, and how someone is always cooking REAL food, and there's just this constant overflow of love and comfort. And then you actually look at the image and it's depressing as fuck. Not even bringing up the food, they always have 15 different bottles of sugar water spread across the table but it's like a rule that nobody can fill their glass up more than halfway.

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>>19286187
Stfu Nigger. Also we about to drink some Żubrówka.

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>>19286187
did you grew up family less?

That's typical of how most bugerland and their family functions look like.

it's a bunch of goyslop

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We also open Champagne.

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>>19286213
I wish I was born into a big trad family. Instead, I have a despondent one where almost no one actually gives a shit about each other.

>> No.19286252

>>19286213
lmao, find me any store in the US selling bottles of that shape and size.

>> No.19286260

>>19286250
they probably all just hate you

>> No.19286283

>>19286170
wierdly shaped bottles

>> No.19286288

>>19286213
I want to sniff her asshole.

>> No.19286303

>>19286170
Happy birthday OP

>> No.19286392

Alles gute zum Geburtstag

Das Essen sieht ekelhaft aus.

>> No.19286421

>>19286170
Happy birthday anon.

Death to Americans

>> No.19286426

>>19286170
happy birthday!!
don't put peas in your potato salad.

>> No.19286448

>>19286283
Freud would be proud

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>>19286250
You could always still do it.

Just connect with people and become a family.

>> No.19286491

>>19286170
Happy birthyday anon, get laid

>> No.19286512

>>19286187
>sugar water
nothing wrong with sugar water, american are probably biggest consumers of sugar water

>>19286202
>drinking with family and relatives
never

>> No.19286534

>>19286170
great potatoes
very sad steaks (look up recipes on youtube to do it better next time)

what is that potato salad? olivier?
based on this pic I would guess that you are russian or kazakh and this is in germany since most of that stuff is from aldi and lidl

>> No.19286548

>>19286250
bawww

>> No.19286567

>>19286170
that looks worse than what i just ate and it's just a regular week night for me

>> No.19286940

>>19286534
I'm polish, nigga.

>> No.19286970

>>19286940
happy birthday. how old are you lukasz?

>> No.19286976

>>19286170
Hapoy birthday. Nothing looks grilled. Seems comfy tho. Enjoy your booze time!

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>>19286940
>polish

sir are you allow to say that word?

It is highly offensive towards African Americans, in burgerland.

>> No.19287151

>>19286170
I give you props for speaking the truth and not calling your food bbq.

Happy birthday. Hope your family is doing well and you enjoyed your time with them.

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>>19287139
Yes, I can!

>> No.19287184

>>19286170
>#1 victory royale zoomer kid on the left
why isn't your family ridiculing him?

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>>19286170
>Coca-Cola Light

>> No.19287252

>>19287184
He doesn't play Vidya, he's a footballer

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>>19286187
That broccoli head kid bothers me more.

>> No.19287322

>>19286170
Happy 17th!

>> No.19287324

>>19287178
I apologize for being willingly ignorant.

You may proceed, negroes of Europe.

>> No.19287491

>>19287322
*22nd

>> No.19287599

>>19286170
disgusting single mother dogshit food

>> No.19287610 [DELETED] 

>>19286512
>nothing wrong with sugar water
sure is, you retarded nigger ape

>> No.19287903

>>19286170
Hello from burgerland, happy birthday. Always wanted to visit Poland. Maybe I'll make it there some day. My hometown has a lot of polish-americans.

>> No.19288271

>>19286202
>one thimble for everyone!

>> No.19288275

>>19286213
No, it really isn't. But you can't expect anything informed coming from a reddit meme poster.

>> No.19288283

>>19286512
>american are probably biggest consumers of sugar water
Lol. You can't actually believe that.
>drinking with family and relatives
That's literally the one occasion when where it's always okay to drink, and often necessary.

>> No.19288729

>>19288271
Kek

>> No.19289904

>>19286170
why are so many Germans on this site?
arent you guys supposed to be at work?

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>>19286170
wholesome

happy birthday anon

>> No.19289932

>>19289904
we're not Japanese

>> No.19290131

>>19289932
>not living in Dusseldorf
also you was even better until you faggots were to lazy to rebuild your own country
ngmi

>> No.19290990

>>19290131
Kys

>> No.19292535

>>19289905
Thx

>> No.19292544

>>19286283
for cram

>> No.19292549

>>19286250
Could be worse.
My stepdad had a huge trad family that I considered to be mine until He and my Mom divorced and they suddenly all disappeared.
Then my Mom drank herself to death and now I'm completely alone in this world.

>> No.19293793

>>19292549
Nigger.

>> No.19293812

>>19292549
You're not alone, 4chan is here.

>> No.19294571

>>19289904
Krautchan died, hence the infinite Wojaks.

>> No.19294723

>>19286187
So you'd rather be alone and nobody cooking for your birthday just because some of your family members are drinking juice and soda? That's the most pretentious shit I ever heard

>> No.19294730

>>19286170
with family on your birthday. Good for you. Bless

>> No.19295045

>>19286170
sorry dude but that "meal" looks beyond shite

>> No.19296578

>>19295045
Kys

>> No.19296673

>>19286170
i dont care

>> No.19298119

>>19294571
kohlchan exists but like typical for Germans they let their own site go to shit (abandoned)

>> No.19299397

>>19294723
>either you have to have the OP's depressing 3rd world spread or you'll be alone eating instant ramen for the rest of your life
>those are the only options
No.

>> No.19299401

>>19286170
Based its my birthday also I got Mexican food with my family then drank whiskey.
Happy birthday anon.

>> No.19301275

Why do Americans drink so much soda anyways?

>> No.19301288

>>19301275
water is gay

>> No.19301295

>>19294723
I'd rather my family pay for a meal at Nobu Toronto. That's just my first world take on the situation at hand.