/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19282125
You know what you have to do. It’s time.

>Blogpost with a jak
Kill them then kill yourself.

>>19282161
>>Blogpost with a jak
>Kill them then kill yourself.

>>19282161
sorry i forgot i have to spell out everything for snarky autists like you, this thread was an invitation for other cu/ck/s to share their kitchen nightmares

>>19282172
Not him but would you mind spelling it out for me as well?

>>19282196
N-I-G-G-E-R

>>19282200
Wtf

>>19282125
What tf do you need scissors for in the kitchen

>>19282161
I kek'ed so hard that I spilled my coffee. Who'll clean that now, huh, bitch?

>>19282483
opening seasoning packets for my ramen

>>19282483
Cooking eggs

>>19282483
spatchcock chicken

>scissors
The fuck?

>>19282483
>>19282787
is it really that hard to imagine that scissors might be useful when cooking? are you capable of thinking 2 steps out of your own specific little bubble? honestly, apply yourselves baka

>>19282162
Only digging deeper there, sport.

>>19282799
>retard that uses scissors is also a poltard nazi wannabe

>>19282125
Nice blogpost loser

>>19282835
blah blah blah shut the fuck up nigga

>>19282844
Kys faggot

>>19282848
you seem to have an awful tendency to get hung up on small details that really don't matter, and aside from that you seem to lack emotional intelligence (thinking using scissors in the kitchen is preposterous because you don't do it yourself)
tell me, what's on your mind my nigga?

>>19282854
>frogposting nazi faggot loser still thinks anyone cares
Fuck off blogpost retard

>>19282871
i will never understand why autists like you take everything so literally and get offended by cartoons
perhaps reddit would be more your speed?

>>19282874
Maybe blogspot would be more speed

>>19282878
Damm he got us there pepewojak bros. How will we ever recover from this.

>>19282515
are your hands so underdeveloped that you can't tear the packet that already has cuts made for easy opening?

>make big meal for the extended family
>the in-laws all typically just eat boxed whole wheat pasta with jarred store brand tomato sauce or a grilled chicken dipped in sweet baby rays and rave about it
>decide I'll make something nice for them since I don't entertain all that often
>perpare a simple caprese salad and prosciutto with melon for apps, coq au vin, roasted potatoes, asparagus, and stuffed mushrooms for the main, and a pecan pie for dessert
>they eat a bit of it and then all basically leave at the same time without so much of a word on how anything was
Fuck it, why do I even try. Next time I'm just ordering pizzas.

>>19283062
are you so autistic that the concept of everyone's experience with everything not being exactly the same of yours is unthinkable?

>>19282125
they sound like trannies or vegans or commies
inb4 is there a difference?

>>19282848
you got rekt

>>19282483
>>19282787
Cutting pizza. You don't waste precious kitchen space on a single use gadget like a pizza wheel, do you?

>>19283093
That's pretty disappointing if true. Was there other family or political intrigue going on?

>>19282125
Keep all belongings in your room, including shoes and toiletries. Get your own mini-fridge with freezer. You should be able to fit 2 weeks of food in it easily.

>>19283169
I'm convinced only Germans, Swiss and Austrians do this

>>19282483
Bags of milk.

>>19282483
>what are kitchen shears
Fuck me running.

>>19282483
>all i need is a fridge, microwave, bowl, fork, spoon, knife, sink.
>oh yeah ketchup, salt and pepper

>>19282483
To protect your ill-gotten high caloric food stash from your ravenous roommates

>>19283177
It works tremendously well for cutting pizza into little pieces for young kids to use a fork or their fingers rather than eating a full slice

>>19283093
>in laws are gone from your house
>get to eat tasty food yourself and have plenty of leftovers

sounds like a win to me

>>19284356
You are 100% right on the money. I had enough leftovers to essentially cover my dinners the rest of the week, so in the end it was their loss and a W for me.

Can amyone recommend a decent knife set that wont cost me $500

>>19284390
https://misen.com/products/essentials-knife-set-alternate
Hope you like blue

>>19282483
This, just use your teeth

>>19282125
Literally get your own and keep them in like a box in your room, bring it to the kitchen when needed. I work/live in a hostel rn and I learned quickly not to let other people use my shit because it doesn't just lost, it gets fucking destroyed.

>>19282200
HOLY BASED!

>>19283169
This is secretly the best way to cut pizza

>>19283093
anon, the move was to make a better version of the stuff they usually enjoy, not to serve them something completely outside their normal eating habits or palate. Of course they didn't like it, they eat nothing close to that ever.

>>19282125
At least they don't contaminate the whole work area under the premise of "Cleaning"

>>19282515
Based Clean pourer...
if you get GUD you can rip them breddy clean though.
INB4 THOUGH

>>19283062
ever had one of these bad boys (by far the best instant noodle on the market)
they come with a little packet of seasoning and dried onions as well as a packet of oil and sauces which are impossible to open by hand and very messy to open with a knife

>>19284704
Hindsight is 20/20 but you're absolutely right. Maybe next time, whenever that is, I'll do some fresh pasta with a home-made sauce. Really good and a lot less work than this last meal.

>>19283093
most people aren't big fans of extremely pretentious food

>>19283169
I use my cleaver.

>>19283093
Don't feel bad anon...
Just like brainwashing for ideology--Brainwashing for corporate taste is a thing as well.
They can't into divergent from the "NORM"
I appreciate your effort.--You should too.
>pic unrel

>>19282125
Put pepper spray on your scissors and measuring cup.

>>19284743

how is any of this pretentious his whole menu is simple homecook shit. just because he was thoughtful doesnt make it pretentious. pretentious food is like serving your grandparents molecular gastronomy or fermented squid ink pasta

>>19283093
Mutts eat slop, not people food
You don't cast pearls before swine

>>19283162
www.reddit.com

>>19284730
*Is better in your path*

>>19285102
cope

>>19282871
Yep, knew it was a leftist. Are you angry because antisemitism is sky-rocketing or that we use this board to recruit into the genuine far right?

Either way heil Hitler. Davidduke.com

>>19285356
Enjoy your knock on the door fascist asshole.

>>19285356
Fuck off Ivan. Moscow will burn soon.

>>19282125
I used to spike my roomies food with pure caffeine powder. Ended up having a severe psychotic episode after 3 days without sleep.

>>19285397
sociopathic behaviour, unless he was a real dick

>>19282125
>needing measuring cups

>>19284785
asparagus alone is pretty pretentious, it's a great example of one of those foods people only pretend to like

>>19283093
Woman detected

i hate nincompoops