/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19265639
The stinky cheese man

you. start running fat boy

>>19265771
Heh heh. Hey. Heh. It's a Jewcebox.

>>19265771
izzat donald trump dressed up like the twins from the shining?

>>19265782
>>19265803
It's from an advertisement for oats. It's Danish.
The fella getting beaten is the Oat Troll and the beating was accidental. The kids are crying because think he's dead but he's actually fine because his body is an empty carton of rolled oats. (This is pretty much literally what it says in the text)

>>19265825
Sure, but you literally have Trumplethinskin in a dress in the advert.

>>19265825
>>19265771
why do northern european countrise have the weirdest and best humor

>>19265846
That's just how kids looked back then, man

>>19265639
Why nobody post the best one?

>>19265825
umm but milk doesn't come from the ass? they arent making ice cream out of vagina drippings are they!?

>>19265921
bruh it was literally the 1st post
>>19265680

also i had that book as a kid and its companion piece with the princess/pea, based childrens literature

>>19265639

>>19265907

https://youtu.be/tX0wCyvn3pI

>>19265922
what? milk is not involved at all?

>>19265992
aw fuck never mind im dumb, thought you were talking about the OTA oats

>>19265717
holy shit is this real

>>19266006
Yeah he's a scary motherfucker

>>19266006
Yes. I didn't see that one, but I saw the human exhibit, pic related. Years later, the same techniques were used in making Lady Gaga's meat dress.

>>19265928
Doesn't count, asshole didn't post a pic. Disrespectful. I also may need glasses.

>>19265931
A flame demon and old pope?

>>19266035
Lady Gagas dress was not plasticized. It was just raw stinking meat and she didn't even offer it to the Hispanics who illegaly grill on sheet pans and sterno cans outside large venues, like the one she attended. Dumb jew bitch.

>>19266145
Miklavž, aka saint Nicholas, and a parkelj, which I think is the equivalent to Krampus. Although there's usually more than one parkelj at any kind of event in my experience, I remember a bunch of them running around and threatening to drag naughty kids away in chains. Probably a bunch of teenagers having the time of their lives scaring the fuck out of kids while wearing furry devil costumes.

>>19266157
It's literally in a museum right now, plasticised or not. Originally, it was at the Rock and Roll HoF until her own museum was opened a few years ago where it's on display right now.

>>19266145
It's so fucking weird to me Americans don't know Saint Nicolaus while worshipping Santa Claus like some extra deity, who is nothing else but the commercialized unreligious sellout version of the former.

>>19265700
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>>19265935
OP is talking about foods that are in the shape of a creature for example Australian frog cakes

sour patch kids

>>19266212
Don't you know the gingerbread man you fucking retard?

Tokyo Burger Run competitor

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>>19266195
They just dehydrated it according to Google. Its just jerky.

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>>19266232
Krapple :D

>>19266205
We don't worship him and I know of him. We just updated thr look. Forgive me for not recognizing Krampass. Hes red and flame covered and holding straw. I thought he was some archaic demon invented to prevent your barn from lighting on fire from unattended kerosene lamps. Not my fault all your shit is ancient.

>>19265846
same pig in mexico

>>19266212
humpty dumpty is an egg creature

>>19265639
cookie monster

>>19266240
Krap!

>>19265680
Fpbp as usual

>>19266250
You forgot this one too.

>>19266314
Oooops.

>>19265825
>there IS rule34 of this
time to fap

>>19265935
thanks milkwalker

>>19266235
Based Gram.

For me its Cinna'mon

>>19265700
soft boiled mfer

>>19266366
I loved this guy. Forgot about him.

>>19266224
i dont understand cute food
id sooner give it a veggie off my plate than cut it

>>19265897
Holy crap I've seen this exact statue at other places and hotdog stores. Wonder how many are out there

>>19266233
Nifty.

>>19265700
I love Humpty Dumpty. He's the best character in anything he appears in.
>Alice, huh? Well, it's a stupid name enough

>>19266240
*snib* :D:D:D fug

>>19265935
There are morale patches of that thanks to me.

/ck/ you have betrayed me

A Ukrainian folktale character.

Ameglian Major Cow

>>19266790
Whats a morale patch? I like that creepy guy. Where is it from?

>>19266882
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/milkwalker

Also ahoworks is where you can get the patches.

>>19266741
There's a whodunnit book by Jasper Fforde, The Big Over Easy, where detective inspector Jack Spratt (an amalgam of the nursery rhyme character of the same name + two other nursery rhyme Jacks) and detective sergeant Mary Mary (quite contrary) of the Nursery Crimes Division are tasked with solving the murder of Humpty Dumpty.
It's the first of the two Nursery Crimes books by Fforde, the other being The Fourth Bear.
Highly rec both, as well as his main series, the Thursday Next books (the Nursery Crimes books are something of a spin off of one of the books in th TN series, The Well of Lost Plots, widely considered the best in the series) and Shades of Grey.
Excepting his more serious book, Shades of Grey (and presumably his high-fantasy novels, which I've not read), his writing is full of puns and silly humour, like the Cheshire Cat now being called the Unitary Authority of Warrington Cat due to redistricting.

>>19266826
Am I alone in not liking the TV show nearly as much as the books?

>>19266917
I really liked the radio series (1978) and the tv series (1981). I didn’t much care for the film (2005). I haven’t read the books.

>>19265825
Holy sex

>>19266317
god forgive me

>>19266251
How can a person be an egg?

>>19265639
Gingerbread tastes so good bros.

>>19265935
is the squiggle below his eyes his mouth or nose

>>19266972
>I didn’t much care for the film (2005)
lol
Literally no one did. I paid so much money to see a pre-release screening of it when I was a kid and I was immensely upset by how much it blew.
I like the text game, even though it's neither relevant to the books nor follows much of the same story.
My username on Yahoo way back in the day was Slartibartfast.

>>19266317
at least link it nigga what you doin

>>19267937
This is awesome.

>>19267883

>>19268231
>got to rule34
>search dairy_air
I mean seriously? You shouldn't look at porn if you are underage you know?

>>19267937
holy based

Hersheyman and Mr. Reeces Cup. I met them once, they are like 7 feet tall

>>19267937
Damn, Bowser's castle just got TASTY.

>>19266161
>parkelj
Sounds like "perkele"

>>19266218
Dont you know the muffin man?

>>19270413
>Dont you know the muffin man?
Yeah, what about him?

IT'S NANNERPUS!!!!!!

>>19266205
>Saint Nicolaus
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY gives a shit about whatever dead dude your church decided to make into an icon.

>>19266807
I thought you got perma banned for your sperg on new years

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>>19265639
Squirrels, they squirrel away nuts and stuff.

>>19271820
That looks like something from Day of the Triffids

>>19265639
How about gerbils keeping food in their cheeks

>>19271820
HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US

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>>19272355
LOL though the exact same thing

>>19265825
>the ass was fat

>>19265639

>>19265935
SLENDERMILK...
>Be sure you know:
>*◉Your full name
>*◉The address where you live
>*◉The city you live in
>*◉Your home telephone number
>*◉Your parent's credit card number
>*◉Stay the FUCK away from the MILKWALKER
Fucking nightmare fuel.

>>19267947
Nose...
The mouth is like this:
[__________]

>>19272486
Did he get embarrassed halfway through?

>>19273201
wow I always thought he was hitting me with the OwO

>>19273224
◉BEWARE the SLENDERMILK!

>>19266141
Cram it.

>>19265766
Wh-why is she giving me those eyes? What a coquettish little SLUT!

>>19265766
this child looks ai-generated

>>19265639
This image cracked me up man.

>>19273224
OwO what's ur address UwU don't forget to give me your social security number

>>19272486
LOL FUCKING DUMBASS!

>>19266212
You bogans have good taste.

>>19272486
Awwwwwwwwww

>>19272486
>>19273216
god i wish this were me

does this count? if not, let me know and I'll delete it

>>19265639

>>19275554
It probably does but delet it anyway.

I go for Claudia, she's a mean bird when she wants to be, that cylon thing never had a chance.

CC has a cookbook or two which I reccommend.
Who am I? Nobody and I like it that way.

>>19277183
Kinky, I'm getting a boner right now.

>>19277183
Be careful of that sheken baby syndrome stuff, that a federal crime in some states.

>>19271576
Except Christians around the world and practically everyone else, who sees him as a Christmas marketing tool, mostly for coca cola and shopping malls.

>>19266807
It's not food, it's a decoration.

>>19266818
I don't care about Ukraine
I don't care about Russia
Pay for your own war you fucking cunts.

>>19266366
>Here I am, I am Cinna'mon
>And I'm the Jackass Apple!
I miss it these commercials

>>19277249
Cinnabun Jackson, wasn't that some James Bond girl?

>>19277249
I miss the grape Fanta girl, these days with lawyers and shit everything is somehow politically incorrect and protesters show up out of nowhere like morons.

>>19277249
We have this show called Dark Vault of Public Domain, they throw some of those old commercials in there for comedic relief.
https://darkvault.wordpress.com/

>>19265825
I would

>>19266972
>I haven’t read the books.
the books are amazing anon, I am jealous that you get to read them for the first time.

>>19266538
Hate this guy

>>19271223
Classic

For me it's the meat monster from John dies at the end

>>19277374
https://youtu.be/4Lawp4TAMIA

>>19277374
That looks like a CHUD.

>>19277347
Have you ever read “The Sirens of Titan” by Kurt Vonnegut? That was a huge influence on Douglas Adams. He says so in this 1979 interview.
http://www.darkermatter.com/issue1/douglas_adams.php

>>19277432
>Kurt Vonnegut
No and I wont. Everything from that creep is gay and boring, I had to read through that shit in grade school and that was more than enough.

like if you would fuck candy wife

>>19277462
That's creepy like that lemon thing on sticks

>>19277462
Maybe add some kitty cat lo mein to make it a proper dinnerjw4t0

>>19277227
What makes you think I care about your feelings, faggot?

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>>19277227
Pay up Paco

>>19278225
How am I a faggot for not giving two shits about russia or ukraine, if they want to kill each other then so what, why am I expected to pay for it?
Don't be a faggot bitch.

>>19278412
I posted an on-topic image that I remembered reading about, while you went on your Ruskie rant.
>Don't be a faggot bitch
I'm not an Amerimutt, so I don't care in the least. My country isn't paying a dime.

Those cunts can pay for their own wars, the USA has nothing to do with it. COPE!

>>19278424
I don't see anything that's even slightly on topic from you, now you can piss off. If you want to want to pay for foreign wars go at it.

>>19278424
It's good that you're not from the USA, yammering cunts like you wouldn't last a day here.

>>19278432
>food creature
>not on topic
You have clearly been mind-broken by your government.
As I already said, my country isn't paying a single cent to the slav war, we don't care for it. You, on the other hand, are being assraped by your govt.

>>19278445
lol, retarded mutts think anyone wants to go their shithole apart from nogs and spics. kys faggotface.

>>19278449
If you keep yammering like some eurotrash bitch then you might think it's real.

>>19278454
seethe harder, subhuman mutt.

>>19278457
We leave the wacky homosexuals for the types like you.

>>19278458
Keep fellating yourself with your delusional head-canon. nigs, spics, and trannies are your future.

>>19278461
What are you on about you freakjob?
Be specific if you're capable.

>>19278467
>freakjob
lol
>newfag doesn't understand shitposting
lurk moar. have a nice day.

>>19277227
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>>19278461
americans are so well conditioned they trigger themselves now. how do we stop this monstrous people from snuffing out all mundane discussion forever?

>>19266217
Do you like swallowing children?

>>19271223
fucking love nannerpuss

>>19277094
it won't let me. says it's been too long.

>>19278516
Piss off already, we're so sick of you cunts that its difficult to put into words. If you hate us so much then do something better and stop annoying us.

>>19278516
At least we're not little insects like you are.

>>19275729
heard he rates restaurants as a side gig

>>19278516
is the American your boyfriend?

>>19278786
fun fact: that started because they originally published road trip guides to shill their tires to "grand tour" types. it just got out of control from there

>>19265825
>>19266317
>there's porn of it
>almost none of it looks like the character
>almost none of it is focused on the ass
fuck furies

>>19265766
>it aint gon' suck itself!

>>19266538
Ah yes, the anti-christ

>>19266232
I like the creepy crabs that run around sideways

>>19266666
Nice quints

>>19275554
I-I see something, ITS SLOWLY COMING THIS WAY

>>19265639
The wishgoblins of southern France.

>>19265766
Wouldn't mind a mouthful of that.

>>19279190
the who?

>>19279190
The wishgoblins of southern France.