/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Based OP. The employees don't care. Go into Lowes and get some free coffee. Pick out snacks from the checkout line and walk around the store. I've eaten a whole bag of beef jerky and when I went to check out they said it I don't need to ring it up. Completely on the house. I've repeated this dozens of times. They said they throw most of it away anyways.

>>19256297
t. termite

>>19256881
kek

>>19256881

>>19256297
>Improves your /diy/ experience 10x

>>19256297
i dont think drinking paint and chewing MDF is food anon

>>19256297
ikr it's great food for pretty cheap

>>19257676
>limiting what you can do
never gonna make it

>>19256297
When I was a kid in the 90s, every hardware store had free popcorn. Where did it go? Why do liberals hate free popcorn?

>>19259684
covid scare, also gross people putting their hands in

>>19260668
>gross people
are you sure its not just for kids so theyre not board as fuck walking around a hardware store? and i cant imagine a builder putting his mortar stained hands in there

>>19256325
Stealing makes you no better than a nigger

>>19256297
I am more surprised you found employees to serve you than I am that you got food at lowes

>>19260700
True, imagine how much cheaper things would be in a world where loss prevention wasn’t an expenditure? Walmart would be like super walmart.

>>19260700
I'm not stealing. The employees are giving it to me. There is a difference. Enough with the insults too, uncalled for.

In Chicago, Home Depots sell Vienna beef hot dogs near the exits.

>>19260692
>board
>hardware store
kek

>>19260912
unironically the best cheesesteaks in philly are from huts out front of the home depots here

>>19260915
im glad you got the board joke but it is a hardware store isnt it ?

>>19261700
me on the left

>>19261901
Why you walking your dog in front of the hardware store bruh? Pick up that dog shit!

>>19256881

>>19256297
Big Megaslop Inc.

All they serve is white bread. potato salad, gravy and processed hot dogs

>>19262235
>cut up half the hot dog, mix it into the potato salad
>dip the other half of the hot dog in gravy and wedge it into the bread
wala

>>19263774
The mind of a chef

>>19257517
Is there actually a fucking hotdog stand at Lowes? I'm only ever in the gardening section.

>>19259684
>popcorn 15 minutes after opening and hot dogs every day at 12pm. Giant percolator of free coffee too.

Hardware and Car Supply Place.

>>19257517
>beef
Hot dogs should be 100% pork.

I go to home depot just for the free energy drinks

>>19262235
You got a problem with tasty food mr bitch tits?

>>19256297
last time i ate at lowes i got banned from the lumber section

>>19265696
Haha I work at Lowe’s in the lumber section gotta punch in by 7am plz kill me