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19241750 No.19241750 [Reply] [Original]

What your gf cook for breakfast?

>> No.19241777

You really need to eat that much for breakfast you fat bastard? share some with him

>> No.19241786

>>19241777
It's for both of us

>> No.19241788

>>19241786
I dont see evidence of that

>> No.19241791

>>19241777
Uh... Do you see the track marks? I don't think he gives two shits about food brother.

>> No.19241804

>>19241750
WTF did you beat xer or is he a drug addict?

>> No.19241818

>>19241804
Hrt

>> No.19241860

Neither of our cultures are very breakfast-centred. She'll make sweet grits or farina/cream of wheat for our kid or very very very very very rarely make potato cakes or taro cakes with fried eggs and roti or eat leftover curry and roti.
I'll just eat cookies/biscuits, a pastry or cold cereal (IE cookies/biscuits you eat with a spoon).

>> No.19241921

>>19241750
You're dating a tranny stfu pidor

>> No.19241939

>>19241750
That homemade greenhouse on the right is gonna fuck up your table.

>> No.19241942

You shouldn’t be living with your girlfriend before marriage, it’s improper.

>> No.19241963

My girlfriend always makes us breakfast
>eggs (leaves mine runny bc I like runny eggs), with shredded cheddar and cholula
>hash brown
>mashed avocado if she has it

>> No.19241966

>>19241963
la dee da mr. i have a girlfriend who loves me

>> No.19242114

>>19241921
I'd date a tranny if he could cook well.

>> No.19242232

>>19241750
i recognize that table, you have posted here before
fuck you normalfag i hope your gf dies from a pitbull attack

>> No.19242522

>>19242232
He posts himself and his boyfriend almost everyday you goddamn queer

>> No.19242549

>>19241750
what kin of file name is that?
are you the same paranoid northerner who had a cockleburr with his boiled peanuts?

>> No.19242598

>>19242114
>>19242232
>>19242522
the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach

>> No.19242638

>>19241750
"she" looks somewhat... burly

>> No.19242648

>>19241750
I don't know, I can't recall any time that my ex-gf ever wandered into a kitchen. She was hot but damn dumber than a box of rocks.

>> No.19242650
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19242650

real men cook breakfast for their girlfriend's. I usually make mine blistered tomatoes, eggs, and a grain (oatmeal, millet, pancakes, whatever). a man's place is in the kitchen

>> No.19242818

Are those just vitamins or some dangerous drugs?

>> No.19242826

>>19242598
https://youtu.be/mgsXCXF8tEI

>> No.19242834
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19242834

>>19242818
It's the Vitameatavegamin

>> No.19242843

>>19241750
I no have gf cook anything.

>> No.19242854

i just feed my wife my fat cock for breakfast and if shes still hungry after i blow my load into her stomach she can fucking make something else herself

>> No.19242865

>>19242854
Good timeys!
Never let some bitch tell you to wear sketchers or vans

>> No.19242907

>>19242598
The way to a man's vagina is through his surgically altered asshole.

>> No.19242996

>>19241791
Dialysis

>> No.19243015

Thread theme: https://youtu.be/6x-JVXkd8SQ

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>>19241750
Based GF anon.
you got a RARE one--Make LOTS of babbies.

>> No.19243027

>>19241750
>g

>> No.19243094

>>19241750
>that spot on his arm
who would have guessed?
the schizo tranny is also a heroin addict

>> No.19243100

>>19241750
OP does your boyfriend know we make fun of you and him on a daily basis?