/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19236085
What it looked like when I got home. The results speak for themselves

>>19236088
I made some maccy cheese as a side. Almost, ALMOST, as good as BBS

>>19236085
entire stick of butter seems like overkill, you'd probably get a lot more flavor just browning the roast beforehand in some oil or lard. and add a dollop of sour cream after you serve it if you want a creamy texture

>>19236115
Shut your mouth. Real men eat butter.

>>19236115
Butter is good

Looks delicious have you tried making your own cheese sauce from a roux?

This would make another great side dish- it's a hit everytime I do it!
REST THE BATTER OVERNIGHT LIKE IT SAYS IN THE ARTICLE
https://www.seriouseats.com/the-best-yorkshire-pudding-popover-recipe

>>19236123
you cook like a fat midwest mom lmao

>>19236088
Your crockpot shreds meat?

>>19236088
Well if it isn't the ol' toe tucker. What's good, Tuck?

>>19236194
The crockpot gnomes do that silly
>>19236202
I almost shit my pants at work. It was pure liquid. I was embarrassed because a person was on the stool next door and I was peeing out my butt

>>19236085
Why on EARTH is that called Mississippi pot roast? Lived here all my life and never encountered such a revolting creature of a dish. An entire stick of butter and a packet of ranch dressing??? Please name this after some other state. It’s probably a yankee dish anyway. Dill is not popular as a “traditional” seasoning down here.

>>19236215
I never really shit my pants, my reaction time is pretty solid. Usually only shit my cheeks. I will have to say the worst time I ever shit myself, I was home alone and felt the most massive fart come on. I hiked my leg up to release the sonic boom and there was NO AIR involved whatsoever. Just sheer unexpected liquid wall. The thinnest asswater anyone has ever shat. Pure liquid. It ruined my shoes and socks. Had to scrub the carpet as well. Verification not required

>>19236297
I sadly filled my pants at work one day. Not overflowing but it ruined my boxers. I threw them in the bathroom trash can. Felt kind of sorry for the janitor it reeked like pure sulfur. Never trust sauerkraut farts

My wife makes a fucking gorgeous spicy beef cheese dip. Everytime she makes it she makes a shit ton so we can share it at home and take portions to work with us. It’s nicely spicy and the beef is salty, I’ve had her make it for my birthday before

>>19236318
Once I shit my pants in the grocery store I was working at. Once I deduced it was a solid log I just dropped in out of my pant leg near the produce aisle then hauled ass to the bathroom to clean up. It was still there when I came back lol.

>>19236094
you just got the dawgs out for free huh. Looks like shit btw.

>>19236320
Is it ground beef? If so it’s probably Velveeta and rotel with ground beef. It cooks up in big batches and is strangely delicious.

>>19236493
>velveeta
Don’t disrespect my wife with that word ever again, thank you. It’s Tostitos queso cheese mixed with Tostitos salsa, sometimes fresh jalapeños.

>>19236498
Sir, your wife is a whore.

>>19236558
That word is fine I’ve already used it on her. Also yes the beef is ground

>>19236094
>boxed macca
>when you can make better than boxed in the same amount of time if not faster
ABSOLUTE pig in human clothing

>>19236631
Don’t you dare talk shit about Kraft maccy cheese in MY thread you pig dog! I fuck your mother!

>>19236085
>>19236088
>>19236094
something about the colors of this food is making my brain think it isnt good

>>19236085
Why is everything powdered or preserved? You couldn't use fresh peppers or used your spice rack or some beef stock?

>>19236719
I am a simple man. I like Puma flops, BBS, and easy to cook meals.

i love the crock pot. I like making chile colorado with blended dried peppers and other types of stew. queso is good too if i want a big batch

i just made a fake gumbo with some stewed cabbage and it was bretty gud

>>19236731
why do you point your feet together like that
so gay

>>19236094
>>19236731
Why can’t you cut your nasty toenails? Curling your toes under to hide them isn’t the answer. We all know that they under there. Lurking.

>>19236731
Gorton's is based, cant hate

>>19236766
OP is heckin' cute and valid! Don't bully xir!