/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19233359
breeding instincts activated

>>19233365
>Imagine the smell

>>19233367
Seizure activated

>>19233365

>>19233365
Oh my lord. Her nippy is hard

>>19233365
THICCCC DESI in my algo now

>>19233363
>It's a mixture of rice, pea and some oils
It's actually a mixture of bullshit and quick editing

>>19233403
Looks like piercings

>>19233359
stinky stinky yucky and warm

>>19233359
good lord. I'd still want more after just tubang

>>19233359
>whoring out your daughter for views
Mother of the year right there.

>>19233453
When you can make generational wealth in less than 10 years off simp money I don't really blame e-thots or parents for doing it.

>>19233518
I do

>>19233518
>>19233520
you know that webm is so meticulously engineered for simps it's unfunny.
>Homely, plain girl
>Fit (looks like a runner)
>messy hair
>the odd "carry" instead of "curry" to accentuate the "oh so weird and funny Japan"
christ, and the worst thing is, we don't know if it was the girl's or the cameraman's idea.
Do not trust anything you see on these ShitTok. Ogle, but don't give.
In terms of cooking, she didn't even wash, salt and pat dry the chicken for better browning. Terrible, just terrible.

>>19233419
These people had literally thousands of years to figure out eating utensils. India will never be a first world country.

>>19233365
Lordy I started speaking in a language I can't speak

>webm thread
>none of the webms are about recipes

>>19233453
shes just blogging you freak

>>19233623
>blah blah blah blah muh discrimination
god shut the fuck up

>>19233646
would

>>19233365
Hooooly fuck

>>19233566
>didn't wash the chicken
Not only is it clearly not chicken, but what kind of knuckleheaded moron washes their chicken?

>>19233675
it needs a bathie bath.

>>19233665
I would literally throw up if someone served me this pile of shit. Waste of good eggs

>>19233675
>what kind of knuckleheaded moron washes their chicken
unironically niggers

>>19233566
that bitch aint japanese

>>19233359
erm erm mmm erm

>>19233683
>waaaaaaaaaah these le eggs are to le spicyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>19233359
We don't post videos with text or company watermarks here.

>>19233359
That's a decent butt for an asian. My pp is now in full mast.

>>19233652
kys

>>19233359
>doesn't show cooking rice
>what even is carry rice
>I bet she has a tight pussy
10/10 post

>>19233657
>the camera is recording, I better put saliva on my hair

>>19233669
That's a recipe? That's the shit I do at the 13th hour depressed and miserable, trying to improvise a box of farfalle into food

>>19233365
show me the pan nigga
why are you showing me you dumping shit

>>19233757

>>19233784
I think I recognize this fat fucking roastie. I'm pretty sure this is the stupid bitch who feeds the half-dead abandoned cat that lives outside my house.

Boy is she going to be upset when I take that cat to the HS to be put down.

>>19233772
John Candy lived and died loving candy... true to his namesake.

Element isn't even lit.

>>19233757
man singlehandedly supports the local restaurants economy

>>19233791
>Takes 11 years to a lifetime to learn how to grill eel

Why are Asians such slow learners?

>>19233808
nah that's something unique to the nips, my man

>>19233789
I thought he died on the john

>>19233813
Yeah but he was choking down candy at the time

>>19233359
PETITE. YOUNG. FERTILE.
>I'm not even interested in food while watching this clip
>just daydreaming about licking her neck while cumming in her uterus

>>19233787
this looks so opulent and massive, I'd definitely try

>>19233359
tubang nakadashi

>>19233359
nice brapper

>>19233411
good morning, sir
please do the redeemful and handing over the qt sexo pajeeta

>>19233566
> Oh lawdy they diddn even wash they chicken
Shut up

>>19233365
>fish
what's next, beans in chili?

>>19233365
Open bob and vagene you bloody bastard!

>>19233880
It's rare to see an asian girl eat something that doesn't look alive and fucked up

>>19233808
In japan they do that for every profession. If you start a job and it takes 20 years to master maybe that means you'll stay. In the mean time Owner-san takes all the money and fucks thai prostitutes while paying his employees 10 bucks an hour with unpaid overtime.

>>19233359
Definitely a phillipina woman married to a Japanese man. The mother I mean. I've seen many such cases. They tend to do better than Brazilian mix kids.

>>19233646
Why doesn't he just open his eyes?

>>19233915
And the "carry" rice is Philippine people talking in their native tongue. They sound like yowling cats but English is one of their national languages. Japan now accepts Philippine people to be english teachers because the pay is too low for white countries.

>>19233791
>eels: :(
>eels, japan: :)

>>19233816
if he wore feet gloves it would be ok

> thread theme

>>19233411
Fuck off

>>19233791
Asian food culture is built on so much bullshit.

>>19233577
>These people had literally thousands of years to figure out eating utensils. India will never be a first world country.
Pajeets aren't as poor as most people think they are. I went on holidaying to many asian countries with my family. They have spoons, knives and forks. They have toilets too. It's just that they don't use them. They have everything, computers, smartphones, probably better and cheaper internet than most of the developed world
They are an absolutely apathetic people. They are what you get when you take a population and tell them their lives don't matter, all material gains are immoral and they must not do bad deeds or they'll never reach heaven. You get a people who don't care about anything, they don't care about their families, laws, society or even themselves. They avoid bad karma by not doing anything and sitting on their asses all day long

>>19233947
>weaboo westerners will insist 90% plastic Koreans and stick-like Japanese women are more attractive than this

>>19233577
>These people had literally thousands of years to figure out eating utensils
lmao, lol even

>>19233683
I don't understand, what part of the dish disgusted you to this point?
It's just hard boiled eggs in curry, do you not like curry? Is it the presentation? What enraged you so?

>>19234007
He was kidnapped and forced to eat eggs

>>19233732
Keep in mind that cooking is almost like magic to people that can't cook, long as the presentation is nice you can make anything look like proper cuisine.

>>19233359
Why yes I will have sex with your Asian daughter.


T. Large penises ogre white male with big car and large American bank balance

>>19233969
Those tits are fake, bro.

>>19233969
She is plastic you fucking inbred.

>>19233757
Eating in your car in a parking lot is the kind of thing that'd be used in a movie to show a character is severely depressed, dysfunctional, or broken in some other way, yet there's places where it's not only normal but the standard.

>>19233683
t. Rejected from the Women's Union

>>19233646
+10 social credit

>>19233912
It's because it's unironically fine when Japan does it.
I know "Thing, Japan" is a meme, but when it comes down to it maybe every single Asian country that isn't Japan should start not being a hellish dystopia.

>>19233926
my bath is usually almost the same temperature

>>19234020
>>19234022
Do you virgins really have no idea how women's' bras work? Her boobs aren't actually shaped like perfect half spheres, they're being pushed up and shaped by tension. Maybe spend less time inside watching anime and jerking off to Kpop twinks.

>>19233732
How is that not a recipe?

>>19234064
Sure thing. Keep the fantasy alive.

>>19233365
I didn't see a single god damn ingredient she put in

>>19233669
>3 hot + 3 sweet
nigga that was only 4 sausages

>>19233675
You're telling me you don't rinse your chicken under running water before cooking?

>>19233646
SO MANY UPDOOTS!!!!!! My ovaries are in a twist!

>>19233947
The final zoom in on the "food" lol

>>19233816
I know he's holding a knife but I always think he's cutting the meat on his nasty big toe claw

>>19233453
Worked for Kim Kardashian lmao

>>19233912
>>19234047
fucking retards

>>19233646
Chinese people have so many endless fucking videos like this of family fighting each other for food its never funny

>>19234023
To add another layer to that, his mother is probably the one taking the video

>>19233787
Sir-tified fresh

>>19233927
eel is always :)

>>19233623
i wish thai food wasn't so sweet. i'm gonna try some of these recipes at home and leave the fucking sugar out. also, what cut of beef is that? hearts, or some eastern cut where they just take the whole spindle of muscle out around the tendon

>>19234134
Jesus, I didn't even notice the knife till you pointed it out. I just assumed he had that terrifying old man yellow super toenail.

>>19233880
i want to lady and the tramp some noodle with her

>>19234134
yep, every single time

>attractive woman eating/cooking
>fat guy eating
>indians giving eachother food poisoning
why does this describe 90% of this thread

>>19233427
She’s underaged anon

>>19234134
>He's holding a knife
Man, I just saw he was a poo and assumed he'd grown his toenail out to cut meat. I honestly didn't even consider looking for a knife because it seemed like something they'd just be okay with. I have seen this webm at least a dozen times....

>>19234283
Looks 16 to me.

>>19233759
I admire this lads zeal. He knows exactly what he wants out of life, and is unabashed about it.

>>19233669
Grim

>>19233363
how is it possible for both actors in this video to look so dysgenic and subhuman. the video is about artifical meat, but i cant stop thinking about how these are artifical people.

>>19234020
They're also oddly low on her body. Like they start low af.

>>19234211
they arent allowed to post anything else.

>>19233665
Disgusting, and that is coming from someone who likes indian food

>>19233652
Jump of a fucking cliff

>>19233669
That would be a fairly healthy recipe if you got rid of the pasta.

>>19233669
>2 cloves of garlic
weak as fuck

>>19233669
I make something basically identical in winter but I use potato instead of pasta. it's really nice if you have at least one spicy chorizo even if the rest of the sausages aren't spicy. I'd also add a little bit of smoke paprika.

>>19234414
Based 'prika chad.

>>19234238
Never had jellied eels. Any good?

>>19233947
>mommy milk

do want

>>19234450
jellied pork chicken soup for new year is always good, it's savoury and refreshing.
Not sure about eels.. I guess it could be good if it's not fishy.
Don't be fooled by the clear jellied broth. Clarified broth almost always taste the best with the most complex yet clean flavour.

>>19234064
Source? Would sure love to see a video on this for better understanding.

>>19233825
but I thought he loved her

>>19234134
This guy wins some sort of award for being able to look that closely for that long to be able to fgure out the knife.

>>19233665
>>19233683
>>19234359
I just tried cooking that and it was ok.
Am i bengalese now

>>19234604
Looks good. What's the red bits? Also, did you cook that rice in a pot or rice cooker?

>>19234617
Home grown red chili, also i used a normal pot, i don't have a rice cooker at home

>>19234617
red bits are obviously chili peppers, also the green, only he knows which cultivar though

>>19234642
>also i used a normal pot, i don't have a rice cooker at home
b a s a d o

>>19234604
based

>>19233669
Why would you put your salt into a bowl and use a spoon for it? Just sprinkle it out of the box or bag it came in.

>>19233784
>uses coke instead of pepsi
>puts the wrong amount of 'suger'
>doesn't even drink it
This is a joke video she made to upset people

>>19234679
>she

>>19233365

>>19234679
>This is a joke video
Oh.
And for a moment I actually believed that it was legitimately fat. Haha.

>>19233947
why her diddies are so low ? like touching pants
then upper chest is just flat like huge nebraska?

>>19234749
gross

>>19233683
SHUT UP BITCH

>>19233359
Fuck me that's a cute SEAdog with a slappable ass

>>19233880
i like her smile

>>19233646
>must concentrate on food bowl and eat before mongolians steal it and rape my mother!

every brown asian is like that when eating

>>19234904
Thank God ww3 already started

>>19234904
This is the most vile video I have ever seen and I am from the time of old school internet.

>>19234926
What was so vile about old school internet?

>>19234019
>American bank

>>19234904
>>19234926
>Eel Soup flashback initiated

>>19234948
nta but nothing, it was a wild west-style kino that I sorely miss.

>>19234904
You aren't meant to take pleasure in the killing part of eating animals.

>>19233683
faggot

>>19234904
I'm saving this as a thread derailer.

>>19234904
>>19234911
>>19234918
>>19234925
I don't know what triggers me more, this staged shock schlock bullshit or that soyjak face

>>19235003
You kind of are. Well hunting anyway, I guess this is different.

>>19235000
Trips of absolute fucking truth. I want to go back with you.
>>19235020
Go on /an/, pick a random thread, and post it with no caption.

>>19234064
The tits are fake and she's had work done on her face.

>>19233363

>>19234242
beef shank

>>19233683
i made it and its mad good

>>19233791
I am certain I could cut eels perfectly within a day, maybe not as quick as someone who does it for a living day after day, but whatever. Japs are so stuck up

>>19234242
boneless beef shank
what you're actually supposed to do is boil the sliced shank in water for a bit, rinse it, then you can just add everything into a pot and simmer for however long, usually 2 hours. weird steps like adding green onion and ginger for the initial boil is to make it more appealing for social media. you can take the chunks and slice them up into smaller bits and toss it with fresh green onions, flavoured oil, or tahini.

>>19234359
I'd like to try it. Curries never look appealing anyway but can taste great.

>>19235134
>not as quick
so you can't

>>19233646
cute

>>19235162
give me a week, two at most. still 250 times faster than what that shiteater claims

>>19233757
Why is he always nodding?

>>19234818
>>19234211
you guys have the emotional iq of dumb street shitters and basketballists

open wide knee grow here comes the airplane
This big brother has mastered the easy chopstick
he sees his sister grab at something. In order to help her, he starts grabbing at the thing he realizes she wants
the sister then sees him grabbing at it, and perhaps out of deference, fear, or generosity, lets go.
The sister THINKS the bigger brother wants the thing.
the brother than dips the thing and puts it into the toddlers bowl for her.
This shocks the fuck out of her and delights her.

these bugmutts need to be the foundation of future china if they are to survive as a civilization.

>>19233365
I've never used TikTok before. Do they have built-in editing tools to allow someone like this to make cuts & edits? The woman's obviously a master chef, but doesn't exactly strike me as the technical, computer-savvy type.

>>19235216
they probably just didn't actually watch the whole thing

>>19234948
back when meatspin didn't refer to doner kebab

>>19234779
I'd say violent stress relief but thats supposed to be against the rules

How do you retrieve your 'za from the oven?

>>19235195
He is confirming that the food is good and thus it is good to be shoveling such large amounts into himself.

>>19234911
When he got kicked and the hat got flattened I saw this as him being next in line and was half-expecting Bugbeque.

>>19235051
hunting is not the same as killing. the more accurate, quick, and painless the act of killing, the more skill, praise, and worth celebration. especially when multiplied by the rarity and difficulty of the animal in question. For example. Imagine a hunter who killed a moose in one bullet. just down he goes. thats a very good hunter. now imagine a hunter who shot the animal and had it bled out on him. maybe its respectable, moose are tough. but hes definitely not as cool as old deadeye

>>19235274
Use a pizza peel, duh. Observe.

>>19233419
That dahl is probably pretty tasty and filling, able to feed a giant amount of people. It doesn't look nice, but I imagine there's a lot of unsanitary food preparation in more civilized settings as well. You just don't see the guy scratching his balls, before assembling your fast food salad with his feet.

>>19234335
you used the word dysgenic wrong you brain dead retard

>>19235068
>b-but my heckin pure kpopperino girls would never!

>>19233759
It's not pretty, but I admire his attitude

>>19235216
>>19235253
>>19233646
>>19234028
>>19234211
>>19235166
its fake you retards

>>19234013
all of the eggs?

>>19235297
and of course adrenaline from a sloppy kill ruins the meat

>>19235314
I'm assuming those guys (both diners and servers) were just farmers/laborers? Not much else would end up in that food than they didn't spend all day covered in and breathing in anyway.

>>19235297
based hunterfag

>>19235348
I want one of these things

>>19235274
This was pure comedy

>>19235274
Fucking zoomers

>>19235354
They put it in buckets from the boiling pots of rice and lentil stew. If the scoopers' hands are clean, it's probably alright. The icky part is having someone walk around, stepping inches from your food.

>>19235348
Vietnam wins again

>>19233772
>filename

>>19235348
are those r2d2s

>>19233791
Japan is gay

>>19234779

>>19234904

>>19235276
>>19235195
its a self soothing behavior that helps him cope with the fact that he's massively overweight and yet shoveling huge amounts of food into his face.

>>19234911
Why is this man eating literal garbage?

>>19233725
She covered her chewing mouth from the camera. She didn't lick her hand

>>19233882

That tuna looks fucking delicious

>>19233882
Anyone here ever eaten at one of these fancy-pants, jiro-reams-of-sushi-style restaurants where they make it and serve it one piece at a time in front of you? Thoughts?

>>19235660
uhh qrd?

>>19235741

Kappo Sono in NYC. Was great. Was also $300+ per person and apparently thats cheap for these "kiseki" restaurants

>>19233882
>leaves the tail on the shrimp

That's retarded for sushi

>>19235749
subhumans

>>19235755
this wojak makes my pp become big

>>19233359
>carry
she means curry, right?

>>19234918
dude's just abusing animals, it's crazy how social media companies will give that a pass as long as it makes money. youtubers were doing it too and youtube allowed it despite complaints.

>>19234219
reheated only this morning sir

>>19233787
I love all the shit he drops in the cracks trying to be fast for the video.

>>19235335
Still cute.

>>19235807
Also smashing each item's ladle into the pile of slop already on the plate.

>>19235819
That's definitely the norm for him.

>>19235792
What an absolute tard

>>19234904
Is this hell?

>>19233652
Shove a pencil into your eye faggot

>>19233961
heh, get on my level noobs

>>19233365
has anyone ever done this?

>>19233623
What is it about asians and putting whole onions into soups? It's not very good in my opinion.


>>19233646
Cute as fuck, 8 replies and at least 6 of you should be lined up and shot

>>19235299
Mmmmm flambé pix-á

>>19233453
Some filipinos in the US are strangely degenerate. Especially single moms. They will do shit like this if they just have 1 daughter. There was a 17 year old flip girl at work a few years ago who was beyond salvation. The worst one I overheard was her talking about having to turn her shirt inside out in the bathroom because she realized it was covered in dried up cum. Obviously half the dudes at work fucked her.
On her IG I later saw pics of her of her and her 45 year old mom in tube tops, going clubbing and shit. Kids like that have 0 chance in life.

>>19235749
homemade fig newtons

>>19235886
oh yeah and you know the vid is filipino because
>aliza tubang

>>19235879
Posted their fat titties on the internet? Probably.

>>19233920
Because it's staged
It's honestly very fucking disturbing that people just eat this kind of shit up.

>>19234335
>>19235325
>get dunked on for being a buzzword-spouting faggot
>slithers out of the thread and never returns
kek

>>19233732
Zoomers don't know how to cook at all.

>>19233453
If you saw what the mother looked like you would totally understand why she's whoring out the daughter lol

>>19233669

This recipe is nasty :(
Love from hungary
I hate italian sausages like you wouldn't believe.

If you want a recipe which is very nice with similar ingredients but you happen to not want it looking and tasting like shit, try "Lecsó", it's a hearty meal from my country, super cheap, super quick, delicious.

>>19235890
The knife tap upsets me
Meat looks good, presentation looks sloppy.

>>19234948
3 guys 1 hammer

>>19235339
All the eggs

>>19233757
>>19233759
Fucking jealous. I wish I could throw away my self control and just pig out like that.

>>19235915
Yeah, like I'm gonna trust an ESL from "Hungry" about what food is good, get real lmao.

>>19233791
>how long have you been working here?
>2 months

>>19233775
Next time the germans want to wage war against the french they should just broadcast this video, everyone would kill themselves desu

>>19233791
I should try how the nips make eel, in my country we cook it in a pot with sauce and it's not very good

>>19235915
Lecsó is based AF fr fr

>>19233882
Not bad, but I bet we can make a machine that does it better, faster

>>19233816

>>19233880
She does not eat ramen like a proper Asian

>>19233921
Once you see how big their moon faces are and how much they need makeup and hair to hide that toy can never find them cute again.

>>19233926
>this kills the crab

>>19235741
It's fucking trash. If you want an experience then go for it, but you get what you see, it is fish and beans and rice and some algae.

If you go to a fine dining restaurant then you can have extremely interesting food for just a little more money.

I would not recommend them. I think japanese cuisine is very good but also very bland, not something I ever want to pay anything above restaurant sushi price for.

>>19234948
Internet was a lot less moderated back then.
People would post anything they wanted and it was easy to get away with it.
/b/ used to have cp posted on it every day.

>>19235945
maybe, but it will have to be a pretty good and durable one because it will have to spend ten years in training before it's allowed to cut a dead piece of fish. who's gonna pay for that? a weeb, that's who, and we don't want any of those opening up robot sushi restaurants

>>19235749
I think those are like sweet rolls made with honey so they're attracting bees.

>>19233784
>>19234679
>eating raw steak and cheese for a joke

>>19235928

>>19235915
i think i made this by accident with leftover stuff. bell peppers are so good but so fucking expensive now i can't eat them all the time anymore

>>19235379
>The icky part is having someone walk around
Yeah, that's definitely the icky part

>>19233807
bro if this was a youtube comment i would have liked it fr ong ngl

>>19233759
Let me guess. He's Russian.

>>19236081
WHat a strange video

also
>hello maam yes maam here is your grilled turnip yes thank you prease

>>19236081
>>19236075
I like the anime better for this, but Solitary Gourmet is kino.

>>19233787
You'd have to pay me to eat this crap. Why do people from these countries think that if you just make it look "flashy" it will look better?

>>19236075
I love how socially acceptable it is for Jap women to get wasted on beer
It's like, "yeah, why wouldn't they, it's fun"
Weirdly wholesome

>>19233683
That webm inspired me to make this a few months ago and it was damn good. If you're not a fan of Indian spices or onions or eggs, then yeah you may want to steer clear and stick to something more up your alley like unseasoned Dino Nuggets

>>19236081
Is that bamboo?

Also why is EVERYTHING jap related tinged with mega autism

>>19234064
>guys i totally understand how boobs work because I've seen many many boobs
Brah. Touch grass. Fr.

>>19235828
It's staged for clout/clicks you retard. Why are zoomers so gullible? Same shit with all the animals being rescued shorts. They put those animals in the position to then film themselves "saving" them. Dumbass zoomers don't know shit about the internet lmao.

>>19236099
>never tasted popcorn served by the movie theatre popcorn ninja
ngmi

>>19233646
Holy fuck are these leftover early humans?

>>19236118
Terrible

>>19236110
Stuck on an island with limited access to sysco frozen trucks.

>>19235880
that onion is clearly chopped

>>19233845
>licking her neck
Excellent taste. For me it's nibbling, specially on the years.

>>19233811
What is going on

>>19236166
Stop wearing the suit, with those static shoulders while having to bring those elbows that far up to keep the sleeves out of trouble, it's so tedious

>>19236186
Why are coffeecels so retarded

>>19233845
Ugh...
This...

>>19236147
>early humans
The English word is "children", but yes.

>>19234918
LOL this dudes power level is absurd

>>19235299
>that'll be 45.29 plus delivery fee plus tax plus jizya...

>>19233365
My favorite thing about ultra thicc pakis is that it all blooms in when they’re like, fucking 13-15 so their dads have to just deal with the fact that their little girl is now stacked like a supermodel living in their house. It legit gives me pleasure to know her fathers embarrassment of her big fat nipples poking through the shirt.

>>19235628
LOL

>>19236186
What movie?

>>19233365
95% of the incels in this thread wouldn't know what to do with her

>>19233669
That's Jambalaya pasta without shrimp

>>19236220
Two of those gyoza plates and one bowl of rice seems like a perfect combination.

>>19236231
This sucks. Should have left it uncut and served the sauce on the side.

>>19236233
What is she, a wild animal with a specific diet?

>>19233669
Buono

>>19236233
First thing I'd do is put her on a treadmill.

>>19236231
The heat of the egg cooks the sauce.

>>19236233
I would make her learn how to make hamburgers and not nasty fish, then smack her titties around

>>19236233
deadass my tiny white cocklet would do nothing for her like i'd just manage a few weak thrusts against her ass cheeks and blow a tiny pathetic baby load and she'd be like "are you hard yet" ToT

>>19233784
this nigga shaped like baymax

>>19236229
https://youtu.be/O2jGkrwRco0
https://youtu.be/1sU_6_xvcpU
https://youtu.be/Dx_6IgB_D_8

>>19235182
Doubt

>>19233652
based

>>19236264
Thanks, anon!

>>19236166
lol going from this, to this
>>19236172
anyone have that webm of the soi and the chud eating pizza?

>>19233365
Her TikTok is full of her showing off her tits. Somebody post them

>>19233987
nice try Sameer

>>19235749
it a beeza

>>19233725
ask me how I know your from south-east asia

>>19236233
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. Just because i never HAVE handled an ultra thick woman doesn’t mean I never WILL. When that day comes I’ll have the gallon full of lard seed oil mixture ready, and you’ll all see.

>>19236147
lol you reminded me of my grade 5 history teacher who claimed Asians were “half breed people” mixed with animals and bugs. I believed this until a year before graduation.

>>19234779
This is bullshit. For men it's
>other women are magically attracted and throw themselves at you now that they know you're in a stable relationship
I swear as soon as women know you're in a relationship suddenly they need your dick like it's oxygen. Soon as you're single it's like you have the black plague.

>>19235798
>>19233566
probably a typo, in filipino and japanese curry is KARE, the former isn't strict about spelling especially

>>19234918
LOL reminds me of filthy frank when he bites into it

>>19236296
the rice does look pretty damn good
it never comes out shiny like that even from my fancy rice cooker :(

>>19233669
That pasta is dried up at that point.

>>19233665
There was something like this in a previous thread about Pav Baji or something that was made in India and they all went crazy about the amount of butter they added like it was filet migon and they said it was as good as any hamburger

>>19234749
This bitch ate more in this video than I do in a week

>>19233811
how hard it it to get like a banana leaf or something what the fuck is wrong with street shitters?

>>19235195
Man LIKE

>>19233811
>>19233816
Mmmmm.... Sexy sexy monkey feet ;P

>>19235195
he is so lazy to chew he nods so the fat of his neck pushes the jaw up making chew the food

>>19235798
carry rice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqENMedBb0Y

>>19236971
are you soaking them, then fluffing, then letting them steam after you're done cooking?

There's usually a timer function on those rice cookers
after you've washed the rice put them in, set the timer anywhere from 30 minute to an hour to let them soak, and the moment it's done cooking fluff it, and then close the lid again to let it steam for another 10 to 20 minute

>>19234749

>>19236296
why the fuck do asians eat like retards?

>>19233759
The only thing I don't understand about this, is the fact that he spoons it out of the bowl, instead of just tipping it over and dumping it on the plate. He is using it all. Why spoon it out slowly like you're thinking... "hmm.. maybe a little bit more hehe. :)"

>>19234335

>artifical meat

>>19237852
thanks fren

>>19236192
Fucking vampires