/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The directions to the nearest Jersey Mike's, thank you.

>>19226349
Number 10 footlong on italian. Toasted. Lettuce, pickles, onions, oil and vinegar.

>>19226349
Whatever Jared ate to lose all that weight

>>19226349
how come thgis is a thirdie pic

>>19226349
Is anything fucking real here? Also they were my first job and easily one of the worst employers. Literal bare minimum wage according to laws, and they wage theft too. Had to bitch at them to give me all the money for my time spent. I made sure to record that shit and check it against my checks every time. Also they had shit you had to do on a fucking unreasonable timetable like clean an entire sink of dishes in 15-20 minutes. I guess you could if you took shortcuts in the process. That's why you get shits from this food, people who work there have to take shortcuts to get shit done or get fired (yes I got fired, thank god tho).

>>19226349
footlong meatball sub on italian herbs and cheese toasted with lettuce, extra tomatoes, black olives, red onions, green peppers, marinara sauce, a tiny amount of honey mustard/mayo/sweet onion and parm
sometimes I'll get pepperoni too

>>19226349
Tried their new Pickleball Club and it was honestly really good.

>>19226354
Based
Get me a giant Big Kahuna with chipotle mayo and banana peppers

How do you deal with the ackwardness of ordering here if you have never been before?

>'Welcome to Subway, what can I get you?'
>'Let me check the menu and see'
>Stare at menu feeling rushed because the employee just stares at me waiting for a response to a decision that should take time to think about

How to approach this? It's why I don't go to places I'm not familiar with.

>>19226349
$5 footlong with double everything on it

>>19226377
What language is this?

>>19226436
>I’d like a large drink cup full of tuna salad, please.
Simple as.

Mexicali on herb bread. I've been on a subway kick recently and it's the only thing I order.

>>19226393
you seem like a shitty employee

>>19226436
Stand away from the line or ordering point and only approach when you've decided? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>19226349
>Welcome to Subway, what will it be?
Directions to the nearest Quiznos please.

>every footlong is $11 now

>>19226349
Flat bread and bacon toasted

>>19226535
I'm not going to bother to re-do the research on this, but last I checked $5 in 2008 was a little over $7 today, and Subway regularly runs a BOGO deal on footlongs.
Even if your $11 is correct, buying two today is cheaper then the original $5 footlong deal.

>>19226436
Bro, you are autistic

>>19226349
I don't trust their meat, but honestly, it's hard to get too fucked up with veggies regardless of food safety, so: 6 inch veggiedelite, sourdough (whiteif not available), toasted with pepperjack, dijon mustard, mayo, add avocado, no lettuce, all other veggies. No chips, no drink, hope I'm never in a situation to come back here but thank you very much andhave a great day.

>>19226524
You'd be wrong you boot licking dumbass

>>19226450
ok that will be $18.23 please

>>19226549
I dont want two footlongs

Not sure if they offer it everywhere, but in my country subways have mcrib patty as a topping, so I try to get as close as possible when ordering

>>19226679
nah they still have daily $5 footlongs my dude
now that dominoes large pizzas are up to $9, subway's unironically the most volume of food for the price now

>>19226349
I don't know what's up with subway and their popularity. The food sucks, the meat sucks and I make better and cheaper sandwich at home within 2 minutes. So speed isn't a thing either.

>>19226436
order pickup from uber eats then just go in and pick up your food

>>19227110
Or just order on the website so you don’t get upcharged by a middle man for doing nothing

>>19226349
meatball sub, american cheese, 12 inch white bread, yeah doritoes and a drink

BMT on white, with provolone lettuce, tomato, onion, banana peppers, mayo, mustard, oil and vinegar, salt, pepper, parmesan, oregano. Cold.

OR

Steak on wheat with pepper jack, with onions and jalapenos placed on the sandwich before toasting. Chipotle mayo to finish.


When they had the rotisserie shredded chicken breasts that were close to actual meat I would get one of those on wheat with ranch dressing, spinach, onions, cucumbers, as many black olives as they'd put on it.

>Half a rye, please
>Italian melt, please
>Spicy cheese, please
>Hot, please
>Alll the veg, please
>Olive oil, salt and pepper please
>Water and a cookie please

>>19226349
Full or half?

>>19226349
A 16(ish) year old hamplanet used to come into a store that I worked at in 'Straya once a week, and she would order the most abysmal thing I have ever witnessed.
>footlong Italian Herbs bread
>triple steak
>triple cheese
>triple bacon
>a kilogram of olives
>a kilogram of pickles
>and finally, a litre of ranch sauce
I wish I was joking. Eventually I'd just give her the veg in the prepacked bags, and wrap up the steak with the bacon and cheese because the cunt was impossible to close. I asked her how she ate it and she said that she just "picks at it"

>>19226349
meatball marinara on italian seasoned herb bread with honey mustard. so good

>>19226912
So sorry you have no friends, co-workers or a girlfriend.
How sad.

>>19227273
>>a kilogram of olives
>>a kilogram of pickles
>>and finally, a litre of ranch sauce
Fiction.

>>19226359
>Alright, number.. 10? On which bread again? And did you want it toasted?

>>19226436
stand in a place where you aren't in line, go back in line. if you sincerely have thid much social anxiety ordering (i know that feel) then practice your order in your head beforehand and use an online menu to do that. once you get comfortable doing that you might feel a lot better doing harder things, like ordering from jimmy johns. I would recommend avoiding firehouse subs, that's for experts only.

>>19226349
Used to work there in high school and got 1 free 6in sub per shift so I'd just load it up.

>double steak
>bacon
>bbq sauce, jalapenos, green pepper, onion, and pepper jack all put on before toasting
>lettuce and tomato added after toasting
>chipotle sauce
>garden salsa sun chips

Wala

Side note we had a dude that would come in at least twice a week that sounded like Kevin from the office. He'd order a turkey sub with black olives and lots of mayo. I'd start making it for him when I saw him walking past the window, and he'd toss me a couple bucks. Good dude.

>>19226349
I'll take the usual. Thanks Spyro

>>19227590
Third party here.
I'm glad you're helping him, I hope it works out.
But (to be honest), it sounds like neither of will ever get laid, even if you both live to be 1000.

>>19227655
neither of *YOU* will ever get laid

Sorry for the typo.
Shouldn't drink this much at work, I guess.

>>19226349
Steak and cheese on herbs and cheese with tomatoes toasted on the bun. Red onions, banana peppers, chipotle and ranch sauce with pepper

>subway ceo horrified to learn customers are eating entire footlongs themselves

>tfw country so shit they don't even have subway
Anyway in the UK I loved the meatball sandwich with extra cheese

>>19226349
Footlong meatball sub with double meatballs, double cheese, and no veigges.

>>19227865
Mah Nigga!

>>19226407
this. i’d like this or some kind of everything-crammed-in to bursting meatball foot-long, some massive form of a 6-inch bbq chicken, and a loaded 6-inch beef teriyaki to take home.
also if they do breakfast, something like an egg/cheese/sausage melt thing in an eggy muffin with red onions & a tomato slice,
and maybe something potato-y or a few sticks of bacon to the side for breakfast, for right now. if they did this, i’d also grab a cup of grits or hot cereal.
yes, i’m extremely hungry.
and a chocolate chip cookie.

>>19226349
Not shit you faggots. First you took away the $5 footlong, then you took away the BOGO free footlong, now there are no deals and absolutely zero reasons to pay the arm and leg prices you ask for the minimal amount of food that is subway. I would literally only buy subway if I was beaten to death's door, gun to my head, with no other options.

>>19226549
>regularly runs a BOGO deal on footlongs
Lying piece of fucking shit.

>>19227421
Not even close. The pickles/olives came in kilogram pouches, and the sauce in, I think, a 500g pouch. When she first started appearing, she began by getting like, 3-4 handfuls of each of those veggies then basically dousing it all in ranch til you couldn't see anything, but she'd up what she got slightly each time she visited. That's why I ended up just giving her the packets because it wasn't worth the time making it for her. I unironically used to have to lay it out in a plastic bag so the sauce wouldn't seep everywhere.
t. former ausfag subway manager from over 10 years ago

>>19228508
>First you took away the $5 footlong
Google it. There's this thing called inflation.
> then you took away the BOGO free footlong
Jesus-facepalm-Christ. Go to subway.com, the big headline is: "Buy 1 FL, Get 1 Free". The first graphic is "Use Code FLBOGO".
I don't go to Subway because their product is absolute shit, not because I can't keep track of obvious reality around me.
Get your shit together.

>>19228511
>Lying piece of fucking shit.
see:>>19228607, idiot.

>>19228555
TWO FUCKING POUNDS OF OLIVES?
TWO FUCKING POUNDS OF PICKLES?
NO.
THAT
NEVER
FUCKING
HAPPENED.
Jesus cries every time you lie on the interwebs, and kills a kitten every time you touch yourself at night.

The best was working at the auto shop where the Jet’s manager across the street would bring his car. He gave us half off everything. I’d get a steak & cheese deli boat with double steak, and it would feed two fatass mechanics for like $2 each.
There was a Subway next to Jet’s but nobody ever ate there because it’s gay.

>>19226349
Do you guys do pumpernickel? I'd like that with mackerel pate on it.

>>19228612
Cope, seethe, etc. Fatties exist and are a lot worse than you could ever imagine.
>tfw no kittens have died on my watch because I haven't lied

>>19226349
Directions to the nearest Firehouse, Erbert and Gerberts, Potbelly's, or even a Jimmy Johns.

>>19226354
>>19226393
>>19226436
>>19227054
>>19228637
>>19228975
nigga you made the sandwich

Right now Subway has $6.99 footlongs with code FL699

It's a decent deal if you're only getting one footlong

There are a couple exclusions on that code though, it doesn't work on The Monster, the MexiCali, or the Turkey Cali Club

>>19226349
"I'll just get a spicy Italian, can you hold the shredded lettuce shits though?"
"No"

>>19228916
>I can't read.

First off, as I stated clearly, Jesus kills a kitten not every time you lie, but every time you touch yourself at night. I've got to assume you've killed more cats than all the Chinese restaurants in San Francisco combined.
Meanwhile, you're telling me you gave a customer almost 5 pounds of toppings when they ordered a sandwich?
Were you trying to get into her pants?
That's just helping her shoplift.
Nah, I'm calling bullshit.
BTW Dingus, I'm neither coping nor seething, I'm just hoping I don't have to live in the same world with the fictional version of yourself you've created. Nobody that stupid should have a job.

>>19226349
>decide to order subway via app on my lunch break yesterday
>third time in two months because its close to my workplace
>same girl is working their each time
>always pick up the same meal (BLT wrap with banana peppers and peppercorn ranch)
>walk in the place
>couple of cops sitting at a table right at entrance
>one of them is eyeing me (I used to do contract work for the local PD before I got fired alleged sexual harassment)
>whatever fag
>notice no one is at the counter
>awkwardly stand at pickup
>cute girl that's always there comes out of the back
>tell her my name
>looks at the two bags on the counter
>looks back at my strangely
>hurriedly hands me my bag and rushes back to back
>think its weird but whatever
>cop still eyeing me on my way out
>drive back to work and sit in car
>take bite of wrap
>its full of ham, turkey, and salami(?)
>also some sort of white sauce I can't identify, like a weaker more liquidly ranch
>still tasty so I eat half and save the other half for after work
Who was in the wrong here?

>>19226349
I only like the philly cheesesteak, but it costs twice as much as a turkey sandwich with everything added. So I don't go.

>>19229342
The ham, turkey, and salami(?) are all clear offenders, none have any business being anywhere near a BLT.

>>19229342
>Who was in the wrong here?
You, for eating cop semen, not understanding the obvious situation, then posting about it online.
WOW.

>>19229301
>words words words
All I can see is how mad you're getting over nothing

>>19226349
Their meatball sub is a guilty pleasure.

>>19228607
if you order on the app you dont get to stand there and make sure they make your sandwich right, which is the whole point of subway

>>19226349
>u-uh can I have the Italianndnd...
>come again?
>the BMT
>...
>what sauces?
>noeaucses..
>SPEAK
>NO s-sauces
happened irl fr

>>19229530
I'm not mad, but your mother and I are very disappointed in you, Mr. Sea Lion.

Footlong, white bread, Italian BMT, provolone, untoasted, banana peppers, jalapenos, black olives, pickles, onions, vinegar, oil, salt, pepper, oregano.

>>19228607
it was five dollars for a bmt when a double cheeseburger from mcdonalds was $1

now a double cheeseburger from mcdonalds costs $2 and a bmt footlong costs $15

thats not inflation

>>19226349
Subway is thr most mid place of all time

Goddamn its just so fucking mid its crazy

>>19228508
This is the type of consumer the world needs lol

I can relate sir

>>19229853
When did I say anything about the app?
Shit's on sale dude. Nothing to do with you standing there or not.

>>19230562
Subway.com tells me a footlong BMT is $9.69 (USD). I'm not sure where you're getting $15.
You might also want to Google "inflation" since you seem to be confused about what the term means.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I EVER GO TO SHITTY SUBWAY FOR A TEN DOLLAR SANDWICH WHEN EVERY GROCERY STORE IN AMERICA HAS A DELI AND SELLS BETTER SUB SANDWICHES FOR HALF THAT PRICE

>>19230534
based, try getting a footlong toasted meatball as well.

Then you have half cold and half hot subs. I like to do it for lunch, then have the other halves again for dinner. Or if you got a subway bro, you can split it with them. One of the best sandwich experiences imo. I call it the song of ice and fire.

>>19230644
Half the price is an exaggeration.
Wawa sells a superior meatball sub for about $8.00.
But I'm not staying away from Subway because of the price, I stay away because their food is crap.

>>19226349
same thing i get everytime including ten mins ago

Have they made the chicken into actual chicken now?

>>19230644
Because ads work. Don't believe me? Just read this thread.
>>19230750
I pay a third the price.

>>19226349
everything in the register, now!

but seriously i only recently had a sub a few months ago after not having one for 4+years. the bread is even less dense and now tastes of sugar/sweet
got free drink with it but all they had was a fucking machine that had pepsi, diet pepsi and water
and the worse thing
fucking paper straws, ruined the taste of the soda
gross, never goin back
also i was still hungry after eating a footlong and im a fucking stick, wheres all the bread? thats supposed to help make you full

>>19226367
It's illegal, sorry,

>>19226393
>Is anything fucking real here?

>>19230972
>Have they made the chicken into actual chicken now?

This type of shit is exactly what I think of when I think of Subway. it's like all their food is an uncanny valley version of the real thing.

Even when I was a kid and went there I got the sense they tried to make their bread seem all tasty and artisan but you bite into it and it's just flavorless mush.

Like it all seems so bland and average and like 30% artificial, 70% real food Lol.

I just don't get the gimmick that is Subway. I don't know why anyone would crave to eat there. The chips available at the counter are the exact same you find in Grocery stores. Fucking Lays or something. The cookies terribly average like everything else.

>>19231076
>I pay a third the price.
Subway - $10
My local gas station - $8
Where are you getting a $3.33 foot-long sub?
Out of somebody's trunk on the side of the road?
A homeless guy who makes them behind his dumpster?
Maybe you Mommy sells you three for $10, no matter how much it costs her to make them?
Nope, if you're north of the Rio Grande, I'd love to hear where you're getting a foot-long for $3.33.

Shit is not worth it. Dogshit Ingredients

>>19231425
My local Eye-tie places charge $11 and $13 for foot-longs, though they are MUCH better than Subway.

>>19226393
Yeah give me onions, spinach, light mayo, vinegar, and salt and pepper. Yeah I wanted it toasted