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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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My gf just opened a can of chili and now shes eating it with a fork while its cold. Im disgusted and plan on breaking up with her soon.

>> No.19222886

>>19222880
Learn to become a brap connesewer

>> No.19222891
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19222891

>>19222880
Sorry that you're gay

>> No.19222903

Cut a hole in the bottom of the can when she's not looking, you can stick your dick through it for a cheeky prank

>> No.19223001

Why's it cold, you guys store canned chili in the freezer?

>> No.19223019

>>19223001
It's relative. Room temperature means cold for a meal that's supposed to be piping hot

>> No.19223037

>>19223019
How does room temperature milk taste.

>> No.19223046

>>19223037
Um it's disgusting

>> No.19223083

>>19222880
Send her my way.

>> No.19223139

>>19223083
All you know about her is that she eats chili straight out of the can. That's enough for you?

>> No.19223145

>>19222880
I'm sorry your girlfriend has to date such a pantywaisted faggot

>> No.19223146

>>19222880
>Black Panther (2018)

>> No.19223152

adorable if she is cute, horrifying if she isn't.

>> No.19223154

>>19222880
A girl needs to eat!

>> No.19223157

>>19222880
Take the cue and bake her up some hot cornbread with butter.

>> No.19223162

>>19223019
>piping hot
you can tell this guys a fag. no one says "piping hot" or eats meals "piping hot"

>> No.19223167

>>19223145
brush the crumbs off your gunt, shave, then kys

>> No.19223171

imagine the braps

>> No.19223197

>>19223162
You have a strange worldview sir

I don't just want my meals hot. I want them piping motherfucking hot

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>>19223167
Bitchmade assclown absolutely seething that he got exposed for the limpwristed pussy that he is. Just send your girl my way, I'll give her some cold canned chili and then a big hot cock

>> No.19223289

>>19223233
I fuk ur mom

>> No.19223357

>>19222903
Don't do this. I tried it once and when her mother walked in on us it led to a very exhausting threesome which made me late for work.

>> No.19223365

>>19223162
I absolutely do. Every time my dad tells me to wait to eat because it's too hot I ignore it and the temperature is just to my liking. Occasionally he's not bullshitting and I burn my mouth but life is about taking chances

>> No.19223380

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