/ck/ - Food & Cooking

buy popcorn machine and hire a sweaty Asian guy to scoop it for you

>>19221551
I'll be your friend :)

>>19221551
Marketing post. Here comes the marketed suggestion any moment now

>>19221551
>Only b'cos PALI get
here's the way:
>quality popcorn--your choice, It's ALL non-GMO
>Large pot, 2-3 Tblsp. coconut oil heat med-high
>Put in 3 kernels of popcorn to test for temp--when they pop--ADD
>1/4C. popcorn
>True moovie-tater poopcorn uses Flavor-col™ salt, you can buy it online, but I prefer just popcorn salt
Popcorn salt is just sea salt or kosher salt that is ground POWDER FINE. A coffee grinder or mortar and pestle will get you there.
Iodized WON't Be the same.
That's it--dump real butter on, and if you wanna get fancy, try fresh ground pepper, or even one or the Kernel seasons--I'm pretty hardcore about clean foods, but even I will use the Kernel.

>>19221551
Coconut oil & Flavacol™

>>19221582
You're waiting for the Flavor-Col Advert, aren't cha??

>>19221607
kernel shill

>>19221614
Nah..
I RARELY use that stuff.
there are LOTS of better toppings.
But I was impressed at how good it was.
Usually, I micro-pop with
>pic rel
Then pour on butter, Fresh ground pepper, and sometimes chili pow. or Parmesan cheese.
It's also astounding to me how many people will pay a premium for kettle corn, when ALL it is is cooking the oil, sugar, salt, and popcorn together.
https://youtu.be/nbVH66A0xLU

>>19221645
SAmefagging for ease:
The YouTub vid is good for seeing process, but my personal recipe is
1/4 C. sugar, demerara
1/4 C. coconut oil
1/2 C. popcorn
salt.
EZED-PZED

>>19221664
>sugar
fat
>coconut oil
fat
>salt
heart attack (fat)

>>19221667
Retread...
Consumed fat DOES NOT cause blood serum cholesterol.
That is the EXCLUSIVE realm of sugar--Fructose in particular.

>>19221551
>buy palm oil
>mix with flavacol
>add yellow food dye
Voila murican synthetic goy slop

>>19221690
>bro
>bro im not fat
>i just put sugar on my popcorn
Post weight

>>19221722
Get fucked...
You FIRST, FAGGOT.

>>19221741
>that fat hand and skinny leg
>that nasty ass lack of socks because hes poor
LMaoooo

>>19221667
You're just fat because you don't know how to eat less.

>>19221749
Abject RETARD thinks and ASSUMES too much.
>I'm wearing socks--ankle socks in $185 Irish setter work shoes.
You're so bad at trolling--NOW, Show everyone JUST HOW MUCH of a faggot you are by not fulfilling your side of the bargain.
T. he won't.
Don't (((you))) me again, moran.

>>19221765
bro why does your body get bigger as it goes down hahahaha scared to wear tighter shirts? fat? both? did you know your waist is supposed to be SMALLER than your shoulders HAAHA

>>19221765
Your boots are made of Irish Setters?!?!
D: wtf bro?

>>19221551
Why would you want to? That shit is nasty. You'll feel a lot better when you eat healthy.

>>19221751
You would know bitch tits

Movie theaters throw away whole garbage bags full of popcorn every day. I used to manage a small theater, sometimes the employees take it home but it usually got dumped.

>>19221800
I cant imagine a bleaker life than working in a movie theater and making shit money and bringing home a bag of old popcorn like some trophy, some ridiculous token of a hard days work. Jesus fuck I'd die before I went back to working soulless jobs like that

>>19221776
LOL.
It's a REDWING brand.

>>19221809
To be fair, I was 17. Shift manager at a small historic theater with 2 screens. Was a comfy gig at that age.

>>19221607
Pretty much this if anyone is wondering, although I feel like 3 Tablespoons of oil is too much so I just do 1 heaping tablespoons (honestly probably closer to 2 tablespoons) comes out just as good but not greasy.

The secret to the movies theater taste if anyone is wondering is flavacol. You can get it from Amazon for dirt cheap and it will last forever.

As far as how to make it, I’d recommend a Whitley-pop

>>19221551
You don’t-I work at a theater and the secret ingredient is asbestos

The secret is the commercial popcorn machine that stirs as it pops. That and the fact that they pop it in soybean oil with artificial butter flavor. Also weird captcha.

>>19221879
You have 24 hrs to live

>>19221551
Get one of those hotplate poppers with the metal arms.
Use clarified butter for the oil.

>>19221551
pour butter on your popcorn like a fatass

>>19222298
you can’t use butter, it’ll make it soggy.
you have to use clarified butter

>>19221853
Based.
Keep in mind, I'm using Coconut oils--NOT sneed.
t. I also por a half stick(1/8th lb.) of BUTTER on my popcorn too.
I go a lil' ghetto sometimes with the hot sauce as well...
>Whatchoo kno 'bout them Paparikas?

>>19222325
WAT??!
>Don't do this, It makes NERD GAS

>>19221721
This although palm oil is a weird choice, who wants red shit all over their popcorn? Just use vegetable oil

>>19222412
Turmeric is what makes the yellow color.
Using your own makes it kinda taste "Mediciney" but combined with butter and Black pepper, it's a GREAT anti-inflammatory.
And it's not unpleasant, when you get used to it.

>>19221751
it's a combination of this and thinking hunger is torture. the couple times i wanted to lose weight hunger became my friend within a week so idk i'm probably lucky or something

>>19222495
Nah...
Just disciplined.
Humans eat too fucking much these days anyway.
Go OMAD.. with CLEAN foods. It really is so much better

>>19221819
God I want to smell those,

>>19222516
Sorry degenerate.
I keep a clean house. And they come with anti-microbial memory foam inserts standard.
You wouldn't get anything moar than a whiff of leather and mink oil.
Go sniff your own shoes.

you can buy the seasoning and oil they use in theater on amazon

>>19221551
i went to a cineplex recently and the power was out and so far i have gotten a 98% refund (minus their gay ass online booking fee) and four vouchers for free movies

>>19221551
This shit is the magic. Once you have this, you will never look at the other "movie theater" at home popcorn products again.

>>19223556
this is hot it's done. getting dyed coconut oil is the last secret to that weird splotchy yellow popcorn look but in terms of actual bopcorn flavour, Flavacol is the way to go

>>19221582
>>19221607
the prophecy came true

>>19221551
>movie theater quality
it's just canola oil, dude. the butter is just from the local grocery store.

>>19221551
Deep pot
coconut oil
flavoring (flavacol is the cheapest that isn't sneed slop)

>>19221879
wow! cool captcha! i heard from other anons that they use za'atar or something. maybe just sprinkle general purpose creole seasoning on it. other anons have said coconut oil and salt, nothing else.