/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What's with zoomers not knowing how to eat a bagel? I know they can't cook, but it's getting to the point where they no longer even know how to eat.

>>19220902
*picture not related

>>19220910
What do you mean? Bagels are used for sandwiches all the time. There's nothing abnormal about any of this.

>>19220944
>bagels are used for sandwiches all the time
Yeah, not really though. It's more of a recent thing, and something you see more on the internet than in real life. It's kind of like how every cooking blog cuts up their steak into slices before serving because it makes a better picture, and now you're actually seeing retards on /ck/ do the same thing at home because they think that's what you're supposed to do, even though it's going to be a much worse experience eating it.

>>19220970
>Yeah, not really though. It's more of a recent thing
what are you fucking smoking lol bagels with lox and cream cheese have been a thing for several decades

my "Mc10:30" is a steak bagel, with no breakfast sauce, and a double quarter pounder, no ketchup or mustard, ass mac sauce, put together. I eat the bottom bun and plain bagel by themselves first.

>>19220910
how are you meant to eat them

>>19220970
You are out of your mind

>>19220986
>bagels with lox and cream cheese have been a thing for several decades
Anon, bagels with lox and cream cheese have been a thing for over a century. What does that have to do with anything?

>>19220970
What is your definition of recent? I can recall having a breakfast sandwich on a bagel at least 30 years ago.

>>19221010
Allow me to clarify, since you're autistic, a fucking idiot, or both: bagel sandwiches with lox and cream cheese have been a thing for several decades

>>19221019
I know some take-out places put the two sides together like that before they wrap it up, but that's obviously not how anyone would eat a bagel unless they're late to school and running down the street like an anime girl or something.

>>19221024
>that's obviously not how anyone would eat a bagel
they've been doing it for literally decades, so your "obviously" is doing a lot of work there

>>19220970
you paid for Twitter didn't you? insane, chronically incorrect people tend to do that, I've found

>>19221027
>t.

>>19220970
I'm always amused by the weird opinions that people invent on here just to have something to argue about. Some of them are just weak absurdity, like "imagine actually eating cheese" or shit like that. Others hit that sweet spot where you're just not sure if they're serious, and then you get a nice thread with 100+ posts.

Yours, though, hardly even registers. Do better next time.

>yum, this freshly baked poppy seed bagel with a schmear of cream cheese, folds of thinly sliced smoked salmon, red onion slivers and capers is delicious!
>it's the perfect balance of flavors and textures, and you get that perfect bite every time
>but you know what would make it even better?
>what if you took an entire other half of a bagel and just plopped it right on top?
>now you have twice as much bread, and it's such a nice big bite that you have to smash all the ingredients together while you eat it so they're falling out the sides
>yum yum yum
>this is so much better; i can't believe anyone would have ever thought to eat a bagel any other way
You people are idiots.

>>19221032
>twitter out of fucking nowhere
That's called projection. You're projecting.

>>19221091
*smear

>>19221250
They're two different words, anon. You schmear cream cheese on a bagel. And if you add the other half and turn it into a sandwich you're going to smear cream cheese on your face when you go to take a bite.

the steak bagel is mogged by the sausage mcgriddle
the sweet and savory cannot be matched

>>19221282
This might sound crazy ignorant bc I never go to McDonalds but since when do they have a STEAK bagel or breakfast sandwich??

I was only aware of the bacon and sausage stuff. Biscuits, Mcmuffins, etc.

But steak? how long has that been a thing

>>19221291
seriously are y'all trolling me with this steak thing? does McD's offer steak bagels?

>>19221609
I'm pretty sure it's just a quarter pounder patty but it has grilled onions and is delicious.

>>19221679
>it's just a quarter pounder patty

Aye so at the end of the day it's just MARKETING GOBBLEDIGOOK

>>19221011
Ok xoomer

>>19220902
I will never stop being upset with McD for removing the breakfast bagel and breakfast wrap in the UK

>>19221048
I will never understand this. Who eats just a piece of toast for breakfast? Just fucking skip it or have something of substance. What does a cracker do for you? I'm not a breakfast person though. Maybe it does help those types. Somehow. Nice boobas.

>>19221830
I'm not a breakfast person either, but getting something in your stomach can help tide you over until lunch. I used to eat just a bagel or english muffin with a little butter for breakfast when I was in school.

>>19220902
My local McD’s hasn’t brought it back yet :( at least I still can partake in BBS though

>>19222086
Bbs??

>>19221091
Someone needs to see an orthodontic specialist.

>>19221282
u know how we know u are fat?

>>19221049
I bet you'd think someone was trolling if they said smash burgers aren't very good, wouldn't you? Because you never go outside and all your food "knowledge" comes from whatever your clickbait youtubers are talking about this week.

>>19222093
Big Breakfast Sunday you silly goose

>>19222086
where the fuck are your toes? why are you wearing your sandals like that?

>>19222130
NTA but bagels are just like...a form of bread. Its not that crazy to use for a sandwich in the grand scheme of things.

I mean I agree with your post here>>19221091
Absolutely. Concerning balance and ratios of ingredients.

But to just completely reject bagels for sandwiches is a bit extreme.

You need some flexibility and sense of experimentation when it comes to food. You can't just come up with hard rules and never diverge.

>>19222146
Please no bully it’s din din time

>>19222153
this is even more concerning, why are they so long? Where are the rest of them?

>>19222153
what did you make anon
can you post some more feet pics

>>19222160
They’re ribs silly I cut them in half

>>19221679
>I'm pretty sure it's just a quarter pounder patty
pretty sure you're wrong

>>19221019
ngl, im with >>19221024 in that ive never seen a creamcheese lox bagel closed like that.

>>19222153
>>19222086
>>19222177
I think you haven't trimmed your toe nails in a long time and you are shy about that.
It's ok, anon, we'll only make fun of you a little bit, and we're laughing with you not at you.
So, please post more feet/food pics, kindly?

>>19220902
Looking scrumptious, daddy

>>19221091
Just put twice the ingredients too pussy

>>19221032
blueanons can't help telling on themselves

>>19224074
>just make the already awkward to eat and messy sandwich even more awkward and messy

>>19222583
You're only really going to see them like that from a convenience store/bodega where people can't sit down to eat. Nobody eats them that way at home.

>>19226234
I do

>>19222093
Big Black Sausage

>>19220970
my dad ate bagel sandwiches in the 1960s
what now

bagels fucking suck