/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19214920
When you put it on a fire and roast it until it's crispy your nose knows it's appetizing.

The trick is to get a filet at the supermarket so you don't have to look at the bones or stare them in their sad, dead eyes. I like to eat my fish with a baked potato.

>>19214920
I just imagine slamming my tiny penis into its mouth until I blow my load into its fish belly

If your mother fed you anything other than spaghetti and chicken nuggets growing up you would recognize that you could turn that fish into a delicious filet.

First you see food, then you eat it.

open a can of sardine throw some lime juice, put them in some saltines and that's the cure for whatever retarded condition you have

>>19214974
>I like to eat my fish with a baked potato.
thats pretty gay. lol.

>>19214982
Tiny? Post.

You make it look appetizing by displaying a variety. A bunch of dead grey fish on a pile of ice isn't gonna wow anybody. Throw on a few crabs, lobsters, oysters, scallops, mussels, octopus, squid, and even other types of fish, and you've got yourself a nice colorful palette of seafood.

>>19215138
elaborate on that

>>19215143
I bet it's not actually tiny. Most guys who claim to have small penises actually have very average-sized penises. Maybe even a little bit above average. Or they have the specialty of being a grower, not a show-er.

>>19215204
No.

>>19215206
not me

>>19214920
You know you're supposed to cook it and eat it, not fuck it, right?

>>19215246
transphobe

Because fish has more protein

>>19215293
compared to what?

>>19214920
The eyeballs are so succulent and slimy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKDtUzRIG6I

>>19214920
Mmmmm... salt and pepper then pan fry and wow you will be a happy man

>>19214920
You get familiar with it and then your brain recognizes it as food instead of some strange dead animal.

>>19214974
>>19214920
I love buying whole fish to bake/fry, makes me feel like a real foodie. I miss living in a coastal area. It's all fillets inland

>>19214920
look at all those water aliens, yikes!

>>19215733
do you work at the McFillet factory?

>>19215905
No I'm speaking from lived experience.

>>19215203

>>19215933
>tiny exoskelly with no meat
>big ocean boi with BIG MEATY CLAWS
Yessir, it's an easy decision.

>>19214920
Tasteless faggot.

>>19215367
Barnes & Barnes also did this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaMqfKE4CF0

one of them died last month

>>19215933
Here's what lobster meat looks like. Care to find me a picture of what insect "meat" looks like without it's shell?

>>19215296
Not fish.

>>19215983

>>19215957
>"They're the same as bugs, because they just are, ok?!"

They never return when confronted with the succulent meat

>>19214920
I would beat a man to death for seafood that fresh OP. is that image AI generated?
the eyes are so clear

>>19216779
Cool unrelated picture.