/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19207279


you have my attention

You already failed. Nobody in the entirety of Britain or Ireland makes a fry up with faggot hipster bread. A fry up is a working class meal, you only need to use the standard cheap white sliced bread for it. I also fail to see any mushrooms or bangers ("sausage" for you Amerifags). Soda and potato breads are also required if you want to make a true fry up, meaning, the Ulster fry from Ireland which includes that.

Therefore, this is not proper at all.

>>19207318

Also why onion? Onion has no place in a fry up. Get rid of it..

>>19207279
Based BONG.
t. Americlap...under duress.

>>19207279
>English breakfast

I almost feel so sorry for brits sometimes. Almost

>>19207328
Hold on nao..I wanna see where he's going with this..
THERE BETTER BE SHROOMS AND 'MATERS

>>19207356
Hmmmmm...
Proper rashers...

>>19207318
>>19207328
he's making do what he can from the commis you fucking toad

>>19207365

Not hard to pick up a handful of brown or white mushrooms at the shop.

>>19207372
WAT!?
They doesn't go in tha fookin' beans, innit?
just let it HAPPEN, Anon.

I don't get it, it's like 1 am in bongland, what the fuck are you breakfasting for.

>>19207379
Can't get decent Blood susage in the states.
our beans are different too.
We CAN get English heinz, but they are over $4 a can.
Same Ameri-shart

>>19207389
11:52 PM...Based 3rd shifter.
You know... If it weren't for the 3rd shifters--WHOLE LINES of genetic info would have been sacrificed to raiders.

>>19207396
NICE 'MATERS!!!
MY Hero.

>>19207279
>$33/lb for bacon
That seems like a normal price for an average person.

>>19207389

I zoomed in on the first picture to see where they're from for doing this so wrong. Seems like it's an Australian, so early morning there.

>>19207444
>CHECKED and WITNESSED
But anon...WHere's the TOAST??

>>19207444
Looks delicious
>>19207452
Appears to be under the eggs

>>19207463
Ahhh.. I see.
*Next Up: Ploughmans lunch...

>>19207354
>>19207346
>prices in dollars

>>19207470
Kg. is moar to the point.
(same Amerilard)

>>19207447
>I zoomed in on the first picture to see where they're from for doing this so wrong.
Imagine being this uppity over a fry up of all things.. fucking english, I swear.

>>19207512

We guard our culinary exports seriously. Can't have someone like the Americans turning the idea into a Lunchable or something that can be put into a microwave for 20 seconds and eaten in pocket form.

Take the English breakfast, remove the black pudding and beans, replace with more meat or eggs, and something starchy like pancakes, toast, biscuits, pastry, breakfast cereal, potatoes, and there you have a superior breakfast.

>>19207545
>remove the black pudding
Filtered hard

>>19207520
KEK!!
t. Yank.

>>19207545
Can't remove the beans, they're integral

>>19207279

>>19207444
I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be a bean dish, anon.

>>19207279
>>19207444
>no mushies, kippers, or bangers
You are but a charlatan

>>19207694
wrong

>>19207718
You can look at the image directly above your post for reference. Does that look like a bean dish to you?

>>19207687
bassado

>>19207731
if you poured the bowl of beans onto the plate it would literally look the same as OP, minus sausages and hashbrowns, dumb cunt.

>>19207772
>if you add 5 times the amount of beans than what the dish is served with the plate will be covered with beans
Wow.

>>19207279
Take the english breakfast

Remove the shrooms, cut the beans, get rid of the meats, yes the black pudding too. Get rid of that tomato shite, no need for an onion. Bin the eggs and bread.

Voila you have a true british approved meal.

>>19207412
Class.

>>19207694
The nigga likes beans, damn. You the Legume Liason or something??

>>19207318
I don't think people have told you to "shut the fuck up" much in your life so please just shut the fuck up.

>>19207429
Those are not real dollars, those are kangaroo money. So like 2.56 in normal currency.

>>19207279
>cracking eggs

what If I don't?

>>19207279
Nice cutting board is it maple?

>>19207787
its served with the same amount of beans. the only difference is one pic contains the beans in a separate bowl.
My original charge remains, dumb cunt.

Let the man have his extra beans damn

>>19208862
It's a staged photo, retard. Nobody is serving a full English with an entire bowl of beans on the side for one person.

>>19208871
>It's a staged photo, retard. Nobody is serving a full English with an entire bowl of beans on the side for one person.
so we agree that the below post was made by a dumb cunt, and I win the argument. Good.
>You can look at the image directly above your post for reference. Does that look like a bean dish to you?

>>19208886
No, because the bowl of beans is not served with the dish. Only an idiot would think that's part of the dish, just like you'd have to be an idiot to think that they put two extra slices of toast on the table next to the coffee, an extra tomato with the fish for some reason, and the juice is directly in front of the plate instead of next to the coffee where it belongs.

I don't even know why I'm explaining any of this. I think it just sounds like you really are this stupid and aren't just trolling.

>>19207444
Yum

And dinner

>>19207332
what are you doing lad

>>19207520
>guard our culinary exports seriously
>miscellaneous pile of fried poverty preserves
Ok Muhammad.

>>19207444
honestly, that doesn't look appealing at all

>>19207545
And you would then call a meal like that the full homo.

>grass fed eggs
big cringe

>made from 18% Australian ingredients

So if the pig is 18%, what is the other 82%?