/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19206733
Nice, more hate threads, please.

>>19206733
That all sounds delish

>>19206738
>That all sounds delish

>>19206752
>I call this masterpiece "soy inception"

>>19206752
I enjoy my levels of autism but this is just too much. I'd be upset with myself if I was that deep into the spectrum

>>19206733
>pesto

why, it's nothing special or memed. It's just good as fuck, especially done on your own, not this oily store shit.

"Things I don't understand scare me!" OP wailed, shitting his pants. "And things that scare me are bad, Mommy told me so!" he continued, rubbing his chode at the thought of his mother. "I'll make a thread about how everyone who likes things I don't understand is lame!" he said, just before cumming.

>>19206769
Oh, the irony

Pesto does not deserve to be grouped in with this stuff. Pesto is one of the simplest, most delicious and fundamental foods there is. Doesn't even begin to compare to a bread bowl, whatever the fuck that even is.

>>19206733
poke bowls are great

>>19206733
Kill yourself you absolute unfunny faggot

Bread bowls are a delightfully kitsch when you have a big gathering you loathsome fuck. You put your spinach dip inside of the bread and people get to tear off parts of it to dip. It's a fun time

Now if you're eating something for just one person out of one you're a fat fuck.

>>19206733
What's wrong with ahi? It's just a meat.

>>19206733
ahi is pretty lit, kombucha is fun and easy to make,

>>19206733
>im going to list random articles of food on 4chan.org/ck alongside a picture of an archetypal soybean-enthusiast, or "soyboy" for short, which insinuates that anybody whom enjoys these foods is a soyboy by association as well
>for the 219488493'th time
>my masterful trolling-technique

>>19207208

>>19206733
>I just looooooove coffee!
*kcup machine sharts thin brown watery starbucks coffee from plastic pod into harry potter mug*
>Ahhhhh... Nothing like a fresh cup o' joe to start my day!
*squirts a half cup of pumpkin spice gingerbread snickerdoodle flavored soybean oil into mug*
>Don't even THINK of talking to me until I've finished this cup, teeheehee!
*microwaves mug because it got cold*
>Mmmmmm... Now THAT is JUST what I needed
*mildew colony inside keurig attains sentience*
>Everyone says I'm a bit of a coffee snob... GUILTY AS CHARGED, lol!
*rolls up to work with a salted caramel blueberry muffin creme brulee oreo fudge animal cracker maple pecan banana bread unicorn frappuccino at 8 am*

>>19207277
Literally nobody does this

>>19206733
Unfunny, trying too hard, unoriginal
>>19207277
Lmao

>>19206733
>eating is bad because redditors also eat

>>19207339
I do this, I say this, and I look like this.

>>19207112
Same deal with confit garlic (literally just garlic+oil), compound butter, and deglazing. who in the actual fuck thinks deglazing is anything but a basic, fundamental step? What do you do, just leave all that delicious browned flavor to burn because you've decided thar somehow adding liquid to lift it off is a meme?

Also parmesan wheel pasta is a lot less of a meme if you know the origins of it (an earthquake essentially destroyed thousands of wheels of aging parm, and to give them some use and allow the producers to recoup their drastic losses, a bunch of Italian chefs started doing pasta tableside tossed inside the hollowed out wheels).

>>19206765
welcome to 4chan

>>19206769
Yep, it's obvious OP doesn't even know what half that stuff is just based on how incoherent the list is. The ironic thing is that the only one I find cringe is "ahi tuna", and that's only because nobody but someone like OP would ever say "ahi tuna". If it comes in a can people call it tuna, otherwise just fucking say "ahi" like a normal person. Poke bowls are also kind of cringe I guess.

>>19206733
Fuck, I forgot about bread bowls. Ivars salmon house in Seattle used to do a smoked salmon chowder in a sourdough bread bowl. That was fantastic on cold days.

Thank kek for soi power creep. There was a time when liking avacados was beta soy, now we're able to fly under the radar.

>>19206733
>Not deglazing fond
You don't belong here

>i need to stop liking [thing] because it's also liked by people i dislike
You're gonna run out of acceptable food to eat if you keep allowing weak men to occupy your head.

>>19207277
You're mixing soyboy stereotypes with white girl stereotypes.

>>19207277
i look like this and do this

>>19206733
"Soy Boy"
>"Soy Boy"

>>19208475
Oh wow is this a way to finally bypass that cringe filter?

>>19208484
>filter
go back to /fit/, nobody cares about a week's worth of pre-measured chicken breast and broccoli prepped in autistware

>>19207277
is this Northernlion?

>>19207208
yet it works every time as this thread is evidence of

>>19206733
>>parmesan wheel pasta
This meme was literally invented by scam restaurants in the center of Rome and redditor foodies took it seriously? All the good food in Rome is in the suburbs

>>19206733
A5 wagyu and parmesan wheel pasta are the only fancy parts of that list that are kind of a waste of money.
Confit garlic and compound butter is a bit off a effort.
Everything else is just basic food every one like to eat pretty much every day and there's nothing fancy about it at all.