/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19203995
If you haven't lived through an event that found you drinking a beer in the shower while eating fruit or leftover pizza, or whatever, at the same time, can you really be called a man?

>>19203995
Yeah I had a bacon and cheese toastie with chill jam in the bath once. The crumbs were slightly annoying.

>>19203995
How tf would you be the bath

>>19204028
Bros this is the funniest post I've ever seen....

>>19203995
I'll drink alkihol in the shower
The closest I've gotten to eating in the shower was when I ate in the pool as a kid
my brothers and I were in the pool and mom came out with burgers and potato salad for dinner and we'd go to the pool edge and eat while still in the water

>>19203995
If you are bath now then yes.

I take a bath almost daily and always take a beer or two and some peanuts or something. Ice cream in the shower is great. Obviously beer in the shower is good.

When my girlfriend was away recently I cooked a pizza and ate that with beers in the tub, had seinfeld playing on my ipad too, very relaxing.

If I stay at a hotel I like to just turn the shower on, bring a full takeaway dinner like kfc or something, enough beers to last a while, my bluetooth speaker and play hearthstone or my switch for ages. I stayed at a hotel around new years and took a four and a half hour shower, there were beer cans and chicken bones everywhere. I had the air conditioner in the room on full blast even though it was about -10 celcius outside.

Mating press

>>19203995
Food no, but I will often drink while in the bath. I shower to wash and bathe to relax, so if I'm having a bath I'm usually there for at least an hour reading and drinking and just soaking the heat.

>>19204097
This man is living while we are merely existing. You cracked the code, dude. Congratulations.

>>19203995
I personally love eating apples in the bath.

>>19203995
I think that assuming you bathe fairly regularly (bold, brazen assumption) then at some point I have probably had a meal while you were in the bath or the shower.

>>19204245
I shower twice a day, which is likely twice as much a you
Most people don't do that
I am much cleaner than most, objectively

>>19203995
bathe with me anon :3

this scene kinda ruined food it the bathtub for me

>>19204028
Came in here to post this, glad I'm not the only one.

eating in the shower is one of my greatest discoveries

>>19203995
I'll drink some vodka before I shower so it kicks in when I'm actually in there (keep seething showerbeercels)

I can understand eating during a bath, but how do you avoid the food getting wet during a shower?

>>19203995
Absolutely. Before I moved I'd usually have a noodle dish like spaghetti, ramen, or even mac and cheese in a bowl. Rarely spilled in the tub, flavorful, filling, and great with the copious amounts of liquor I'd drink. From the bottle of course because shots just caused spillage and were pointless with the door locked.

I'd usually have a few favorite beverages at the side too, maybe a sweet or two if later on I get the craving. Always had a ton of pickled peppers on the side too to snack on. Usually watched my weekly allotment of media on the phone as well.

Mm. Warm, fed, comfy, good times. Then Covid and the fire nation came.

>>19204359
you are kinda of obsessed with this movie aren't ya bud

>>19203995
The closest thing related to digestion that I do in the shower/bath is ripping massive braps. Other than that, Im too busy cleaning myself

>>19203995
>Have you ever had a meal while I'm the bath?
Never, even drinking, I tought it was like an american Movie thing or like Rich hotel bitch to eat in the bathtub, IDK even what to eat, bread would be crumbs everywhere, fruits maybe, pasta? No that's sound dumb.
>In the shower?
How? Maybe drinking, but how do you eat? Eating makes me remember a bad joke from one of my friend that once he joked he smoked in the shower so he wouldn't get caught from his parents.

>>19203995
no but i did drink a whole bottle of wine while showering once

>>19203995
no thats weird

>>19203995
I used to save time by washing my dishes in the tub with me while I bathed, but I don't do that anymore, I found a more efficient and easier way to deal with my dishes.

I drank an energy drink I found on my bed that was under my ass all night while showering once. It was hotter than the water, so that sucked. And once I actually cleaned my bathtub, and ate some ben and jerry's but it made me feel like a big ol faggot so I don't do it anymore.

just pussy but that was noice

>>19206077
Which is?

>>19206317
throwing them away and buying new ones every meal

>>19203995
if drinking a tallboy counts as a meal (and i do count it as such) then yes

>>19206340
KEK
hahaha i knew it, this is what my sister does
and you know wat? neither of you are wrong.

>>19206428
>>19206404
>>19206340
>>19206157
>>19206077
>>19205781

>drops food in the bath water
>has to get out and restart the bath so its not disgusting

>>19206445
except not with dishes, but clothes, never does laundry just buys new
girls are weird

>>19203995
Oh yeah I love a nice hotpot in the shower

>>19206317
I just don't do dishes at all anymore. Cleaning is unnecessary.

Kill trannies. Behead trannies. Roundhouse kick a tranny into the concrete. Slam dunk a tranny creep into the gutter. Crucify filthy trannies. Defecate in a tranny's food. Launch trannies into the sun. Stir fry trannies in a wok. Toss trannies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a tranny's gas tank. Judo throw trannies into a wood chipper. Twist trannies' heads off. Report trannies to the FBI. Karate chop trannies in half. Curb stomp degenerate trannies. Trap trannies in quicksand. Crush trannies in the trash compactor. Liquefy trannies in a vat of acid. Eat trannies. Dissect trannies. Exterminate trannies in the gas chamber. Stomp tranny skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate trannies in the oven. Lobotomize trannies. Mandatory firing squad for trannies. Grind trannies in the garbage disposal. Drown trannies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize trannies with a ray gun. Kick old trannies down the stairs. Feed trannies to alligators. Slice trannies with a katana.

>>19206977
>Do I fit in yet guise????
>>>/r/eddit

>>19206977
Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. KICK NIGGERS INTO REFRIGERATOR CASES.

>>19206977
>t. closeted homosexual, pedo or both

>>19204097
hell yeah brother

>>19206445
Obviously you wash the dishes after you've finished your soak

>>19203995
You can shower me,if you know what I mean. Not while I'm eating, mind.

>>19203995
Does she Noa lot about cooking?

>>19204097
>this motherfucker lives like this and has a gf
>i count every calorie, lift 6 days a week, agonize over my appearance, write a script in my head for every conversation i have, and i have never had a gf
someone fucking kill me already

>>19207574
the fact that you try so hard for 3d garbage is pretty ridiculous dude

>>19207574
his gf weighs 200 kilograms and is always stinking up the house with her farts
you don't want this

>>19204097
BASED BASED BASED

>>19207725
It's not fucking fair bros.......

>>19204008
Lmao, my bath setup is
>banana
>2x Founders Solid Gold
>cold leftover pizza
>3x tums
>glass of ice water
>handgun
>speaker playing Zero 7 or Strawberry Girls
>Point Counter Point by Aldous Huxley
>tobacco pipe with Cult Blood Red Moon or Lane 1Q
You eat the pizza and drink the beer first
Then you take the tums to get rid of the acid reflux from the pizza and beer
Then you drink the water to get rid of the tums taste and smoke the pipe
Then you eat the banana because it helps with any tongue bite from the pipe and clears out your palate before bed
Then you piss in the tub and get out

My wife thinks I’m fucking insane but it’s a routine and it feels really good

Also, the gun is just in case you need it