/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19188470
Brazilian. or macadamia

>>19188480

EXPLAIN
for me those are texture hell

Pistachio.

>>19188470
I like pistachio and nigger toes

Almonds and Pecans

Pistachios, pecans, or macadamias. but there’s no bad nut, I’ll gladly eat any of them. Do sunflower or pumpkin seeds count as nuts?

i get kidney stones. fuck nuts.

>>19188470
cashews are delicious but they're expensive, peanuts are my favorite for the price

>>19188638
Holy shit I had no clue. I guess I'm gonna start limiting my consumption of them from now on. WEBMD says to avoid almonds, cashews, and peanuts, snacks that I eat everyday.

>>19188470
I love how smooth cashews are, they've got a velvet like quality to them. So delicious.

>>19188483
they're rich and oily

I like these in a bar with beer

>>19189363
>posts a legume in a nut thread
ngmi

My favorite nut!? Pauly Shore.
Also brazil nuts. Mixed nuts are made for me (except peanuts, hate peanuts, even peanut butter) because i'll have half a handful and be done. Can a body recognize and rebuff something like that, that quickly?
'cuz I'm into seeds, about 20 years ago my parents got mad i devoured a container of shelled (deshelled, what the fuck, english?) sunflower seeds by drinking it one night.

>>19189366
you got beat up alot as a kid didn't you autist?

>>19189395
typical low iq peanut brain faggot response

>>19189395
So you did

>>19189366
>in a nut thread
heh

Deez

>>19188485
agree if only it wasnt for the pain in the ass shells

>>19189618
The conveniently opened shells enhance the experience. No other nut can claim this

>>19189602
For me it's Dee's.

>>19188638
>>19188704
Drink water

I love cashews because they actually physically harm the retards who have to pick them. Knowing that someone was injured to provide me with my shitty snack gives me pleasure like you wouldn't believe.

The humble hazelnut (except in Toffifee)

>>19188470
literally the worst of the nuts, fuck cashews


Ranked from 0-100

100 Pecans
95 Hazelnuts
90 Walnuts
82 Peanuts (don't care what you say, it's a nut dammit!)
81 Almonds
75 Brazil Nut
70 Macadamia
50 Pistachio
15 Cashew

>>19188470
Cashews aren't nuts you fucking retard.

>>19189851
Neither are peanuts, strawberries are not berries, and tomatoes aren't vegetables nobody gives a shit you autistic waste of space.

>>19188576
nah, those are seeds bro, but they're still great

>>19189618
Imagine being so lazy that you can't even open a fucking pistachio shell. It is part of why they are good. It's like opened sunflower seeds, it's not the same as opening them. Opening them is part of the experience.

>>19189900
until that one completedly closed pistachio comes and ruins the fun

>>19188480
>>19189317
>>19188576
>>19189757

macadamia tastes like nothing to me. am i defective?

walnuts, sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, and chestnuts

don't need anything else

mixed nuts jars make me irrationally angry
i remember being sleep deprived at a supermarket getting some nuts and noticed some dude was reaching for mixed nuts and instinctively snorted. guy looked at me for a sec and then reached again for the mixed nuts and i snorted again. fucker had the nerve to ask me "are you alright". i just grabbed my pistachios while looking disapprovingly at the mixed nuts section and said "are you"

>>19189366
this is nut erasure and i will not stand for it. they're called peaNUTs for FUCKS SAKE MAN

>>19189618
It trains you to handle pussy. You wouldn't understand.

>>19191069
twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

>>19189748
Filberts are fucking disgusting, they taste like acorns.

>>19188470
peaNUT

>>19188470
>Cashews are pretty based
I think it's safe to say that not only do I have no fucking clue what the word "based" means, but I'm pretty sure nobody else does either

>>19191506
cringe

>>19191506
when I don't understand something I also come to the conclusion that nobody possibly could. it makes me feel less scared.

>>19191541
>when I don't understand something I also come to the conclusion that nobody possibly could. it makes me feel less scared.
So what does "based" mean?

>>19191544
I know what it means guy

>>19191544
Redpill adjacent, possibly redpilled, and also approaching epic.

>>19191548
>I know what it means guy
So you don't know.

>>19191553
not even close to what I said.

>>19191544
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/based

see internet slang

>>19191558
>not even close to what I said.
Explain what "based" means or I and everyone else will presume that you don't know what it means. Fucking retard.

>>19191558
Based.

Oh, so "based" means the same as "biased," but a letter is removed because... why?

>>19191564
Cringe.

>>19191564
why would they presume anything when I already told them that I know?

>>19191574
>Cringe.
You must be a Person of Color of Wakandan Descent

>>19191585
That doesn't make any sense. You're trying too hard to fit in while complaining you don't understand us.

Does everyone here have ass burgers?

>>19191626
I don't know what you mean and neither do you.

>>19191633
What do you mean?

>>19191626
>Does everyone here have ass burgers?
Fuck you, white boy. I'll bet you gag on BBC all day and night.

>>19191480
Fuck you acorns are delicious

>>19191662
>t.

1. Chestnut
2. Peanut
3. Hazelnut
4. Pecan
5. Cashew
The rest can suck it. I do enjoy almond as a flavor, but as a nut I couldn't give a fuck about it

>>19189928
That's like 1/20 so it's not an issue.

>>19191674
He eats thistles. Acorns are Piglet's food.

Based on what?

>>19188485
this, not even close

Cashew
Pecan
Power gap
Pistachio
Walnut
Almond
Power gap
Brazil
Macadamia
Chestnut
Power gap
Peanut

just ate a shitload of pistachios

>>19188470
cashews are seedz

>>19188470

peanuts

Peanuts, macadamias, pecans > hazelnuts > almonds, walnuts > cashews > pistachios, chestnuts

I like them all to some extent, though.

I’m off cashews for awhile.

>>19189960
you want to get the roasted kind that aren't dry roasted

>>19192664
Every walnut I get is mediocre and slightly bitter. I don't mind it cooked into something or candied, but it's just not that enjoyable straight as other nuts.


Macadamia (correctly roasted)
Pistachio
Pecan
Power gap
Peanut
Cashew
Almond
Power gap
Brazil nut (you shouldn't even eat more than 4 large ones or so a day lest you get selenium toxicity)
Chesut

>>19188470
Pestachio but cashews are a.close second

Is >>19191544 an AI? Serious fucking question bros...

I've been using >>https://app.humanornot.ai/
This individual asking what based is resembles an AI so much its uncanny. Down to the insults.

>>19188638
>kidney stones

Kidney stones formed by calcium + oxalates can be dissolved by drinking lemon juice. No sugar, obviously, and the less water you add the better.

Nigger toes

My favorite nut is the cashew as well

>>19188470
Some varition of these little puppies - addictive. Sour and some sweet heat.

>>19188470
Cashews are based but for some reason when I buy them I end up eating only a portion because I'll toss the ones that look weird to me (shriveled, discolored, darker marks on them, weird shape). Which for some reason happens a lot with cashews.

Wheras if you buy almonds they all look fucking identical and uniform which gives my semi-OCD comfort.

The problem may be I usually get mixed nuts which may feature "b-grade" cashews (I'm assuming) but if you bought "just cashews" they'd be A grade

>>19195114
salted almonds are so amazing though I'd put them in the higher tier

I agree though macadamias are hella good. with a price to fucking match.

I also agree with putting brazils on the bottom rung. I never eat them when I buy mixed nuts

>>19196226
How are they in terms of getting onto the pistachio itself? In Bongland they do sell things like this but only a few places and everywhere I've read is that 99% of the coating is on the shell. Your image looks like it is actually on the nut itself.

Would have to spend mega bucks to get those here through some import site most likely.

>>19188470
My uncles

peanuts mixed with wasabi peas

Cashews or Pecans, both are delicious

>>19196288
Fairly easy to get to the pistachio itself - by the time you've finished enjoying the outside coating of chili and lemon sour type flavor - it is no different than getting to a regular pistachio. So just a few more seconds extra.

Just make sure you get the ones with the lemon AND chili and not just the chili ones or the "sweet chili" ones...those don't have the sour flavor and to me are not as special.

>>19196288
Sorta misread your comment - yeah the ones I buy are slightly cracked so pretty easy to get to once you've sucked off the coating...1 out of 20 will not be "pre-cracked" and i just usually discard.

>>19196298
lol

>>19196356
>>19196353
Thanks bro. I think I'm gonna try and make my own. Lots of people don't know you're suppose to put the whole thing in your mouth and spit out the shell, so I assume that's where people are getting there isn't enough coating. Which I can guess. But it's still nice to know how 'deep' the coating goes in terms of it falling between the shell and kernel.

Which is why I think I'll just have a go at making my own so I can get a real good deep coating. Shit is so expensive, but will keep an eye out for them. Thanks.

>>19196380
I'd love to find a recipe to make my own. Yeah I just eat them like a bigger sunflower seed. Throw 1-5 or so in my mouth...suck on them a bit...then deshell with mouth...spit out shell then eat.

>>19196403
I found a few recipes, but no idea if they're anything like the bought ones. I assume you can make it your particular taste anyway. Seen some places deshell them before doing this and some not. Guess preference.

>>19195114
>Every walnut I get is mediocre and slightly bitter.

I love walnuts. they are top tier to me

>>19188470
They are indeed.

>>19189748
I like them too

>>19188470
Salted cashews and peanuts mix.

>>19188483
Brush your teeth.

>>19197412
What brand

>>19197631
I alternate fairly regularly, some times just buy the separate and mix them myself.

Best nut coming through.

>>19189618
>pain in the ass shells
Nigger, opening nuts is part of the experience

>>19189748
>That one rotten nut in the bag that looks exactly like the others

>>19197700
nUts