/ck/ - Food & Cooking

If you can't afford a doctor's advice, a chemist will recommend a range of nutritional beverages. They're usually used to fatten up old people with no appetite. Stuff like Sustagen.

>>19188055
yogurt
or alternatively home made snake juice(potassium/magnesium/sodium salts in water) if you really just need to survive

>>19188055
Protein powder with whole milk, add some peanut butter if you want more calories.

>>19188066
I can afford a doctor's advice, but I literally do not have time to go back. It's finals week.

>>19188055
soft scrambled eggs.

>>19188093
And all he said was "oh, you might have trouble swallowing solids, so, I don't know, maybe drink chocolate milk?"?

>>19188055
ice cream

>>19188055
unironically

>5 pounds
>4 days
girlfriend that's water weight you haven't lost shit

that being said, try frozen smoothies if you have a blender or food processor. You can throw all kinds of fun nutritional shit in there and the coldness will also help to numb the pain

>>19188055
What you need is some delicious soup. Go to some japanese restaurant and get some clear soup or if you can make it at home. I guarantee you will feel so much better.

ensure protein shakes

Blended up raw beef liver, idiot. Mixed with carrot juice would be best. Or just chicken broth if you’re a pussy.

>>19188055
Do they not have Ensure in your neck of the woods?

Look up Dutch split pea soup.

Miso soup and some bone broth, protein shakes, smoothies
>I seriously need to eat something or I'm going to end up in the hospital. Help me /ck/
sounds like you're going to end up in the hospital regardless to get your tonsils out.

It sucks but if you drink you can go a long time without eating. I didn't eat anything for two weeks when I had a throat issue (granted, I was already in the hospital though)

>>19188055
spicy ramen

>>19188778
And some extra sour sweets

>>19188186
They didn't say jack shit. It was a registered nurse at an urgent care. They were very busy. I was triaged for nearly two hours.

I ended up getting some miso, yogurt, ensure and canned potato soup that I blended up well. That potato soup hit the spot. The ensure mixed with protein powder tasted meh but it has what I need. I feel better already. Thanks for the list /ck/, I think I'm going to make it.

Baby food. Thats what I eat if I ever have dental work done

>>19188055
I had a period of about 6 months where I couldn't eat solids, and could only do about half a cup at a time of liquids... whey protein, weight-gain shake powder, and multivitamins may have saved my life.

>>19188055
>The only thing I'm capable of eating is something that will slide down the throat.
I got something for you

In all seriousness time spent without food is not going to hurt you. I went water-only also for medical complications and it took a month before my body really started to stop working.

>>19188055
There are literally a billion options for you
All sorts of widely available premade protein drinks, many sugarfree
Have a bunch of those and supplement with some V8 or smoothies

>>19188055
>What can I get that will cover my nutritional needs? The only thing I'm capable of eating is something that will slide down the throat.
My semen.

On a more serious note, try a protein shake, or, alternatively, let a bunch of men ejaculate a semen concentrate down your throat. Oh, it will slide down your throat.